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fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | Interviewer: Do you have any pets? Ray: Now there's a final question! My girlfriend and I have a turtle called Sammy. We also had a cat for a while, but (s)he* was too crazy. (S)he scratched and tore down all the places when we were away. Probably s/he was alone too much. We had to give him/her up. That was unfortunate. We've taught Sammy to do some tricks. He can do a backward somersault and drive a small bicycle. And if you put food above water, he'll push his head up and takes the food from your fingers. Mikey: That's not a trick. He's just hungry. I have two cats. The other can spin around on his/her hind legs and when asked, (s)he'll .... [Hard to translate for the translator, but he means that when you say "Down, boy/girl", he/she obeys] Those are real tricks. Frank: I have three dogs, two pugs and one who's a mix between a boxer and a pitbull. We love animals. Gerard: I don't have any pets. But I like animals. Bob: I have a cat and a dog. The dog is half Labrador retriever, half German Shepard. S/he's a very big and an old dog. * Finnish pronouns are gender-neutral, so I don't know the gender of the pets they're talking about, except that Sammy is a boy's name, right? |
jerseyxxkid Jazz Hands Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 264 | Wait. I though Mikey had cats? And Frank had 3 dogs... I am so confused. NEVEMIND Unleash The Bats answered my thing. |
Bess is Yoda In The Murder Scene Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 20910 | ^ Mikey does have cats, and Frank does have dogs... that's what it says. |
jerseyxxkid Jazz Hands Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 264 | No..wait. But when it was first posted..it said... I give up. :[[ |
omg stfu Demolition Lover Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19648 | I still want those Disorder scans. No one has 'em? :c |
WayFukdUp Jazz Hands Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 306 | worn lipstick.: ME TOO. |
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | jerseyxxkid: The magazine messed it up, and I switched them around after I realized it. Sorry for the confusion. |
Mocker Salute You in Your Grave Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 2862 | I thought gerard had a dog... |
gabbagabbahey Jazz Hands Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 379 | sex? they had problems considering sex? and religion? what about religion? |
omg stfu Demolition Lover Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19648 | Man, I really want those scans. Has no one bought it? :C |
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | |
Bess is Yoda In The Murder Scene Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 20910 | ^ That was awesome, thank you so much! LMFAO at poor Gerard when he was being quizzed about Waycesr XDDD |
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | I laughed about the whole him and Mikey in the shower part. I'd pay to see a video of Gerard's face when the interveiwer said it. |
Doll Parts Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 4390 | lol!! the poor guy |
omg stfu Demolition Lover Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19648 | head1stforhalos, I love you! The waycest part made me laugh my ass off. |
WayFukdUp Jazz Hands Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 306 | hahah the Ferard/ Waycest stuff was priceless. Lmao. What did he mean by, if I'm comfortable you can get away with it?? |
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | From a German rock magazine called Uncle Sallys in which Gee and Frankie do some sort of teenie magazine-esque love test. 1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Frank: I already fall in love when someone does as much as smile at me so I take answer B ("Yes, one smile and I'm in heaven". But when I fall in love I'm very faithful. Gerard: I'm type C ("I believe in lust at first sight". It can turn into more eventually but I'm convinced that, at first, it's nothing but physical attraction. 2. You're taking your poodle for a walk and meet an attractive girl with a shepherd's dog. The dogs start to sniff each other. What do you say? Gerard: Answer A ("Nothing. I take my poodle and leave so it doesn't get knocked up" Frank: Just to make that clear: I'd never get a poodle. My girlfriend and I have five dogs. A Great Dane, a greyhound, a boxer-/pitbull mix and two pugs. They'd knock the stuffing out of the shepherd's dog. 3. You're at a costume party. You see four attractive ladies at the bar. Which one do you hit on? Gerard: The amazon, clearly. Frank: The stewardess. Maybe because I've never seen an attractive stewardess even though we really fly a lot. Gerard: Maybe we don't find them attractive because they don't match our beauty standards. Maybe they're too conventionally beautiful. For us. 4. You've been single for a few weeks and your friend wants to set you up with his cousin... how do you get out of it? Gerard: Answer A is still the best excuse ("I'm sorry but I'm not over the break- up yet...blah blah blah" 5. You can travel back in time. Which one of those female legends interests you most? Frank: Marilyn Monroe! Gerard: Me too. I like women who are a little round around the hips! 6. Finally, you've got a date...now what's most important? Gerard: D ("What happens, happens" You gotta go with the vibe of the evening Frank: I think so too but there's a few things you always gotta keep in mind, like...to bring condoms. 7. Your crush comes over to watch movies...which movie do you chose? Gerard: *decides on the chick flick* Perfect for girls. (A/N: I don't know the English title of the movie. So yeah... chick flick) Frank: I'd want to see "Deep Impact". Even if nothing happens at all you've still seen a good movie. 8. Did you ever write a love letter or poem for your crush? Frank: Yeah, I did. Didn't work though. Gerard: For me neither. I keep that kinda stuff to myself now. Frank: You know what works really well though? Those little letters that the girl can circle answers on like, do you want to be my girlfriend yes/no. I only got positive answers to those. 9. Your six month anniversary with your girlfriend is coming up...what do you get her as a present? Gerard: I'm definitely type B who does everything last minute but at least I'll remember the date! Frank always plans things ahead of time, he'd probably have booked and paid a trip and a rental car already. 10. Romance begins at first sight and ends... Gerard: D ("I don't believe in romance, I only believe in life itself". I don't think romance is the most important part of a relationship but only a fragment of the whole. What really counts is that you can hang out together and have a really good conversation over coffee and cigarettes. That's more romantic than a trip to Hawaii. Frank: It's also nice if you and your girlfriend share that certain kind of humor so you can laugh about things or situations other people don't find funny. That's romantic too. Please take the time to picture Frank walking a great dane and to wonder exactly how he asked Jamia out. Edit: and please ignore the smilies, I have no idea why they are there. |
jerseyxxkid Jazz Hands Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 264 | Lawlz. I read that on UTB, they'd beat the stuffing, and the condoms. I can so see Frank just passing random girls in catholic school "Do you want to be my girlfriend Y/N" notes. |
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | lmao can you see him asking out Jamia? - Jamia, wanna be my gf? Y/N - Jamia, wanna marry me? Y/N I can see Frank doing that too |
jerseyxxkid Jazz Hands Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 264 | Hahah. but we all know Frank asked Jamia on the side of a dirt road. |
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