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A christmas song about my chem

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Mocker
Salute You in Your Grave
Mocker
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2862
December 12th, 2006 at 10:39pm
Gerard got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Bob's house Christmas eve.
Frank can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Mikey, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his medication,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Gerard got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from Bob's house Christmas eve.
Frank can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Mikey, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Mikey,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with Ray.
It's not Christmas without Gerard.
All the Band's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Gerard got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from Bob's house Christmas eve.
Frank can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Mikey, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Gerards wig.....?
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Gerard got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
Frank can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Mikey, we believe.

Poor gee hahaha
hoppy.
In The Murder Scene
hoppy.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 24331
December 13th, 2006 at 12:03am
LOL lmfao
That was funny... *wipes a tear*
Very nice!
The Original Patrick
Really Not Okay
The Original Patrick
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 701
December 13th, 2006 at 12:10am
ohmygee. hahaha

edit: 200 post and new rank! w00t. Dance
omg stfu
Demolition Lover
omg stfu
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 19648
December 13th, 2006 at 12:48am
LOL. lmfao

Nice one.
purveyors of dreams.
Salute You in Your Grave
purveyors of dreams.
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2253
December 13th, 2006 at 01:23am
LMAO.

..would have matched the hair in Gerard's wig.
madame angst
Salute You in Your Grave
madame angst
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4551
December 13th, 2006 at 02:37am
Ahahaa...they fit in so nicely.
Laughing
xXangelXx
Killjoy
xXangelXx
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 60
December 13th, 2006 at 09:00am
lol aww gee got run over. lol that must have hurt lol excuse the insanely small writing
Frankrocks
Killjoy
Frankrocks
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 4
December 13th, 2006 at 04:57pm
POOR GERARD!!!!!
lmao
not about him though
Kid__
Always Born a Crime
Kid__
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 6686
December 13th, 2006 at 04:59pm
lmfao Oh.My.God.
That was soo funny!
Feel kinda bad about Gerard being run over by reindeers though...
My Name Is Mok
Joining The Black Parade
My Name Is Mok
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 191
December 13th, 2006 at 05:13pm
xD bwahaha.
bamcr
Joining The Black Parade
bamcr
Age: 31
Gender: -
Posts: 182
December 14th, 2006 at 01:52am
Wait...wasn't this in one of the MCR fan websites...oh geez, I can remember...

I love it anyways
Mocker
Salute You in Your Grave
Mocker
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2862
December 14th, 2006 at 04:38am
It may be, i dont know.

Someone sent it to me.
ladyvamp1
Killjoy
ladyvamp1
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 13
December 14th, 2006 at 09:18am
awwwwwwww poor gee mikey must me heart broken!

lol its great
yeah thats it lol
loveneverwantedme
Killjoy
loveneverwantedme
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 39
December 14th, 2006 at 10:13am
wow poor gee. . . mayhaps he shouldnt go out this chrismas, maybe its an omen

nahhh, but it is pretty funny tho
Life'sx_xAx_xBitch
Killjoy
Life'sx_xAx_xBitch
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 16
December 14th, 2006 at 11:25am
Thats way funny, Wait................. what would happen if gerard did get killed (this christmas) ????
a thousand suns.
Always Born a Crime
a thousand suns.
Age: 86
Gender: Female
Posts: 5698
December 14th, 2006 at 03:14pm
Bwahaha awesome =D I'd cry if Gee (or any of the other MCR dudes) got run over by a reindeer.
WriteThisDown
Fabulous Killjoy
WriteThisDown
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 155
December 14th, 2006 at 05:23pm
Hahaha thats awesome. I just cracked up and my dad gave me the wierdest look. lol.
soleil vs the dark.
Awake and Unafraid
soleil vs the dark.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 11065
December 14th, 2006 at 07:08pm
Dude, that was funny. :]
XxXRomeo's JulietXxX
Killjoy
XxXRomeo's JulietXxX
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 30
December 14th, 2006 at 08:35pm
Smiley that was funny Smiley Smiley Smiley but it was soo messed up
MCR_GURL_4EVA
Killjoy
MCR_GURL_4EVA
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 1
December 15th, 2006 at 10:05am
That was freakin hilarious! I (L)ed it!