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Alternative MCR Song Lyrics

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December 30th, 2006 at 11:17pm
Hi, this is my first new topic and I'm keeping everything crossed that it's in the right place (I've done the searches!):

*hides behind sofa for fear of onslaught*

If it is, then I thought it would be interesting to have a place where alternative song lyrics could be posted for those with an inventive, artistic streak!

So go for it!
Manda SpAz
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December 30th, 2006 at 11:25pm
hmmmmmm
"Hip Hip Hooray for me,you talk to me,but would you kill me in my sleep"~Deathwish
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December 30th, 2006 at 11:31pm
Here we go, I'm going to kick it off with one that was meant to be funny, but actually turned out to be serious, see what you think:


This is a reworking of Mama, to be sung by George.W.Bush (Dubya/Jnr) and George Bush Snr (Snr), with guest vocals from Tony Blair (TB), it is about the troops in Iraq.


Papa (Mama)

Jnr: Papa, will I go to hell?
Jnr: Papa, will I go to hell?
Jnr: I'm asking these questions, and wishing for help,
Jnr:Papa, will I go to hell?

Snr: Oh well, now, Dubya, they’re all gonna die.
Jnr: Papa, they’re all gonna die.
Snr: Stop asking me questions, I’ll just make you cry,
Snr: Dubya, they’re all gonna die.

Both: And when they go don't blame us, yeah.
Both: We'll let gun fire just bathe them, yeah.
Both: We made them, oh, so famous.
Both: We’ll make you all go,
Both:And when you go don't return to meet your love.

Jnr: Papa, I’m all full of lies.
Snr: Dubya, you're meant for the flies.
Snr: And right now they're building coffins their size,
Jnr: Papa, I’m all full of lies.

Jnr: Well, Father, what the war did to my polls and to my votes,
Snr: I should've raised a baby girl,
Jnr: I should've been a better son.
Jnr: If you could cuddle and protect me they can evacuate at once.
Snr: You should’ve been,
Jnr:I could've been a better son.

Both: And when they go don't blame us, yeah.
Both: We let gun fire just bathe them, yeah.
Both:We made them, oh, so famous.
Both:We’ll make you all go.

Jnr: He said, "You ain't no son of mine,
Jnr:For what you done
Jnr:They're gonna find a place for you,
Jnr:And just you mind your manners when you go.
Jnr: And when you go, don't you return to me, my love.’

Both:That's right.

Jnr: Papa, will I go to hell?
Jnr:Papa, will I go to hell?
Snr:Iraq’s really quite peaceful except for the shells,
Jnr: Papa, will I go to hell?

Jnr:Papa, papa, papa
Jnr:Papa, papa, papa

TB:And if you would call me your sweetheart,
TB:I'd maybe then send some along.

Snr:But there's shit that I've done with this fuck of a son
Snr:You would cry out your eyes all along.

Both:They’re damned after all.
Both:Through fortune and flame we fall.
Both:And if they can stay there I’ll show them the way,
Both:To return to the homeland they call.

Both:They all carry on,
Both:When their brothers in arms are gone.
Both:So raise your glass high for tomorrow they die,
Both:and return from the trenches you call.



Hope you likey!
Manda SpAz
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December 30th, 2006 at 11:32pm
woops,misunderstood,oh well.Yours was good!!!:claps:
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December 30th, 2006 at 11:32pm
QueenSpaz:
hmmmmmm
"Hip Hip Hooray for me,you talk to me,but would you kill me in my sleep"~Deathwish


Hey Spaz you beat to my own post! Disgust Hee, hee!
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December 30th, 2006 at 11:34pm
QueenSpaz:
woops,misunderstood,oh well.Yours was good!!!:claps:


There's no way you could have read it that fast! But thank you anyway!
Manda SpAz
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December 30th, 2006 at 11:35pm
LOL Well I got one lyric for now it's a working process
To the beat of Dead!

Have you heard the news that she's dead?
Noone had much nice to say
She was a bad dog anyway
(Talking about Paris' dog Tinkerbell,cause the one she's got is totally different from the old one)
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December 30th, 2006 at 11:38pm
Come on, come all to this happy affair. Put on some make-up, what's in is good cheer. So throw on the pink dress, mix in with the lot. You make wake up and notice you're everything you are

Alternate to The End
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December 30th, 2006 at 11:40pm
"The Teenies and some moms they adore me so,when it's really quite alarming,cause I'm such a cute but crazy fuck!"

Blood,i always figure this is what he kinda ment
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December 31st, 2006 at 01:03am
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December 31st, 2006 at 06:17pm
From trying to park with Nana

You wanna see how far down I can park. Let me go SHOP
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January 1st, 2007 at 09:55pm
[talking from Gerard's point of view to the tune of "teenagers"]

Teenies scare the living shit out of me
They don't know my name, they only know me as "GEE!"
They think I'm so "HOTT!", they fuckin' bug me a lot
So please leave me alone, all you teenies!!!!
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January 1st, 2007 at 10:03pm
"Disenchanted" remade Smile

Well I was there on the day
Frank got his heart crushed be gee,
And when the lights all went out
We watched live on the screen
I hate the ending myself,
But it started with an alright scene.

It was the roar of the crowd
That gave him heartache to sing.
It was a lie when you smiled
And said, "you won't feel a thing"
And as the fans fan from the cops
They laughed so hard it would sting

Yeah yeah, oh

If I'm so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can I listen to you all night long? (night long, night long)
why will it matter after I'm gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.

You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About bobs life long wait for a hospital stay
And if i think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya

I spent my high school career
Spit on and shoved to agree
So I could watch all my heroes
fall apart on the scene
Bring out the old guillotine
We'll show you what we all mean.

Yeah yeah, oh

If I'm so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can I listen to you all night long? (night long, night long)
why will it matter after I'm gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.

You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About bobs life long wait for a hospital stay
And if i think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya

I’ll go, go away, I’ll go, run away.
But where did I run to? And where did I hide?
To find another way, That you made

Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah

You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About bobs life long wait for a hospital stay
And if i think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya, come on

You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About bobs life long wait for a hospital stay
And if i think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya

At all, at all, at all, at all
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January 1st, 2007 at 10:38pm
This is my remake of "teenagers" after i came across a my chem picture with Michael Jackson's face edited onto it.

"Michael Jackson"
--
This man is one of the crooks
That tells every lie in the books
To take your children away from you
So sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on your son
You don't want to know the things that he'd do

Because the drugs never work
They just give him a smirk
Cause hes got methods to walk away clean
Enough to rip out your hair
Another amber alert scare
He'll be stuffed in the murder machine

I said Michael jackson scares the living [....] out of me
He could care less as long as hes out of jail free
So give him some clothes
Or a brand new nose
He needs to leave young boys alone
Cause it scares me.

He hangs kids off of cliffs
But the charges never stick
You won't be safe from him, kid
You'll end up troubled and hurt
He'll get under your shirt
He needs to pay for the things that he did

I said Michael Jackson scares the living [....] out of me
He could care less as long as hes out of jail free
So give him some clothes
Or a brand new nose
He needs to leave young boys alone
Cause it scares me.

Ohh yeah!

I said Michael Jackson scares the living [....] out of me
He could care less as long as hes out of jail free
So give him some clothes
Or a brand new nose
He needs to leave young boys alone
Cause it scares me.

All together now!
I said Michael Jackson scares the living [....] out of me
He could care less as long as hes out of jail free
So give him some clothes
Or a brand new nose
He needs to leave young boys alone
Cause it scares me.
[2x]

=)
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January 1st, 2007 at 10:42pm
True

Sadly
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January 2nd, 2007 at 03:10am
the michael jackson one is funny lol new nose
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January 2nd, 2007 at 03:26am
haha i like both of the teenager posts (Teenies, Micheal Jackson) both very very funny/true!
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January 2nd, 2007 at 06:35am
These are funny...I like the MJ one Very Happy
Failure to Breathe.
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January 2nd, 2007 at 09:02am
haahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahaha i like the mnicheal jackson one... and theres a mcr pic edited with mj's face on it???? where? lol
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January 2nd, 2007 at 04:07pm
Yeah I wanna see that too! Laughing