| Author | Message |
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filthy hands.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 8403 | January 2nd, 2007 at 09:58pm |
Failure to Breathe.
Motor Baby
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 979 | January 3rd, 2007 at 11:20am ^^ that will haunt me in my sleep 0_o |
Optimus Prime
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 3096 | January 3rd, 2007 at 12:13pm ^Agreed |
MyChemSavesLives
Killjoy
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 30 | January 3rd, 2007 at 12:23pm mmmm creative |
Failure to Breathe.
Motor Baby
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 979 | January 3rd, 2007 at 12:25pm lol... hmm lets think of alternative lyrics now
.... thats hard... |
xxxx
Really Not Okay
Age: 103
Gender: Female
Posts: 719 | January 3rd, 2007 at 06:21pm *thinks harder* |
xxxx
Really Not Okay
Age: 103
Gender: Female
Posts: 719 | January 3rd, 2007 at 07:01pm Well they encourage all complete cooperation,
Send you roses when they think you need to smile.
I can't control myself because I don't know how,
And they love me for it honestly, I'll be here for a while.
So give them sex, sex, hours of the stuff!
Give them all that they can do and it will never be enough.
So give them sex, sex, sex.
Grab a room because there's going to be a sex!
A celebrated man amongst the whore house.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
The hookers and the takers they adore me so,
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an great fuck. (Oh thank you!)
I gave you sex, sex, hourss of the stuff,
I gave you all that you can do and it has never been enough.
I gave you sex, sex, sex,
I'm the kind of human fucker that you love.
my perverted mind went to work! |
glitter geek.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 83
Gender: Female
Posts: 7532 | January 3rd, 2007 at 08:19pm okayy i'll try...
HELENA!
GAY MAN'S STYLE
Long ago,
Just like the purse you died
To get again
We are
So worried for you
Maxing Out
All of your credit cards
For buying shoes
xD
i cant think of any more! |
bound and gagged
Bulletproof Heart
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 28660 | January 4th, 2007 at 09:14am I'm laughing out loud, and my nana's asking if I'm okay |
exterminate.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 9830 | January 4th, 2007 at 10:45am lol funnny teenager ones... |
filthy hands.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 8403 | January 4th, 2007 at 11:38pm these are all very funny=)
Another one i did, "Thank you for the Blender", a couple of months ago=D
Sister, I'm not much a cook, but a really good chef
And you never had a chance
if you love it, you eat it, you don't understand
A pretty appliance, but you cannot turn it on,
it on,
it on
I wouldn't wash the greens if you paid me
I just use what the grocer gave me, come on,
come on,
and on,
and on
heat is the fire that you built in you back yard
What's life like, when you dont have a stove
a stove,
a stove
You'll never make me sneeze
I hide my seasonings
Give me a reason to use yours
[Chorus]
So give me all your oysters
And tell me all your skills
And give me all your shopping carts
Hope it dont make you ill
You're waiting on something
That will never cook
If this is what you want
Then microwave it.
Watch all you want but who's gonna see me?
I keep a spoon on the cookbook you gave me, BAM, stir and store
red is the sauce, a touch of your favorite spice
It ain't the knife or the spork that makes you one,
and one,
and one,
and one
You'll never make me sneeze
I hide my seasonings
Give me a reason to use yours
[Chorus]
So give me all your oysters
And tell me all your skills
And give me all your shopping carts
Hope it dont make you ill
You're waiting on something
That will never cook
If this is what you want
Then microwave it.
You'll never make me sneeze
I hide my seasonings
You wanna borrow something
Give me a better reason to agree
Just give me what I need
Give me all my groceries
[Chorus]
So give me all your oysters
And tell me all your skills
And give me all your shopping carts
Hope it dont make you ill
You're waiting on something
That will never cook
If this is what you want
Then microwave it.
[Chorus]
So give me all your oysters (microwave it)
And tell me all your skills
And give me all your shopping carts (microwaves it)
Hope it dont make you ill
You're waiting on something (microwave it)
That will never cook
If this is what you want (Microwave it)
Then Microwave it. |
Gerard Way.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 53288 | January 5th, 2007 at 12:27am *hits self with a ruler*
why didnt i notice this thread before!! all the songs are great, too bad im not as creative as you guys 
on Burn All The Empires' PAPA: Political bands like Green Day or U2 should consider to put this in their new record  |
madame angst
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4551 | January 5th, 2007 at 01:25am Ahahaha. 
Then microwave it.
|
bound and gagged
Bulletproof Heart
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 28660 | January 18th, 2007 at 09:09am MAMA, but I have more of it to post, I'm just too lazy to do it right now
Math teacher, we're all gonna fail
Math teacher, we're all gonna fail
We're writing these problems and watching you grade
Math teacher we're all gonna fail |
xoxo...GossipGirl
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 567 | January 18th, 2007 at 09:33am x-Not_Afraid-x:[talking from Gerard's point of view to the tune of "teenagers"]
Teenies scare the living shit out of me
They don't know my name, they only know me as "GEE!"
They think I'm so "HOTT!", they fuckin' bug me a lot
So please leave me alone, all you teenies!!!!
LOL!!  Thats hilarious!! |
xoxo...GossipGirl
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 567 | January 18th, 2007 at 09:37am I heart DeanToRo:Well they encourage all complete cooperation,
Send you roses when they think you need to smile.
I can't control myself because I don't know how,
And they love me for it honestly, I'll be here for a while.
So give them sex, sex, hours of the stuff!
Give them all that they can do and it will never be enough.
So give them sex, sex, sex.
Grab a room because there's going to be a sex!
A celebrated man amongst the whore house.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
The hookers and the takers they adore me so,
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an great fuck. (Oh thank you!)
I gave you sex, sex, hourss of the stuff,
I gave you all that you can do and it has never been enough.
I gave you sex, sex, sex,
I'm the kind of human fucker that you love.
my perverted mind went to work!
Haha thats well good!  |
famous_last_words
Motor Baby
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 787 | January 18th, 2007 at 11:30am 'old people scare the living shit outta me" |
xXHuman_WreckageXx
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 537 | January 18th, 2007 at 12:05pm famous_last_words:'old people scare the living shit outta me" old people scare the living shit out of me
they could care less and they always smell like pee
tell you to tuck in your clothes, and to stop picking your nose
who's gonna hate when they're gone?
NOT ME!!!!! |
Emcee
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 14827 | January 18th, 2007 at 04:19pm these all rock!
you guys rule! |
exterminate.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 9830 | January 18th, 2007 at 04:44pm all of these do rock, im going to have to come up with one!! |
