Alternative MCR Song Lyrics

Disenchanted Frerard

Well I was there on the day
Frank's heart got broken by Gee
And when the lights all went out
They watched a movie on screen
Gee hates the ending himself
Frank hates that one really bad scene

It was the roar of the crowd
That gave Frank heartache to play
It was lie when Gee smiled
And said please don't leave me
And as they ran from the phobes
They screamed so loud
They lost their voice

If Gee's so hot
How can Frank not stare all night long
Now will it matter after Gee's gone
Because Frank never learned a Goddamn thing

Your just a hot guy with nothing to say
About a life long wait for Gerard Way
And if you think that he'll show
Your living in fairy world

Frank spent his highschool career
Spit on and shoved cause he's short
But Gerard didn't like this
So he went on T.V.
Break out Gee's old guillatin
He'll show them ho much Frank mean's

If Frank's so hot
How can Gee not stare all night long
Now it will it matter like after Frank's gone
Because Gee never learned a Goddamn thing

Your just a hot guy
With nothing to say
About a life long wait for Frankay
And if you think that he'll show
Your living in fairy world

So go, Go on
Just kiss, come on
But where did you kiss him
And what did you do
Wait, don't answer that
Price I pay

[insert Gerard moaning]

Your just a hot guy
With nothing to say
About a life long wait for him everyday
And if you think that he'll show
Your living in fairy world

Your just a hot guy
With nothing to say
About a life long wait for him everyday
And if you think that he'll show
Your living in fairy world

Gerard Fr-ank Gerard Fr-ank Gerard..
[at all] [at all] [at all] [at all] [at all]

Rofl.

Welcome to The Black Parade parody
When I was, a beach boy
my mother, took me to Circut City, to buy the new Rockband.
She said "Son when you grow up, would you be the master of the kitchen. Cooking roasts, potatoes, and ham?"
She said "Will you defeat him, Darth Vader? and shun the non-believers, and tip the hotel maid? Because one day I'll leave you, to meet Danny Phantom. I know it'll be a bummer. But try not to drink Koolade!"
(music)
Sometimes I get the feeling
Jay Leno's stalking me.
And other times, it feels like it's Danny DeVito.
Well through it all, the rise and fall,
of the stock market and wall street,
shall crash and burn, leaving us in snow.
The coffee's gone! the coffee's gone!
I thought Gerard had made some more,
but it looks like maybe he drank it all!
He drank it ALL!
and now he's bouncing off the walls
like a little bouncy ball!
~~~~~~~~~~
His brother, Mikey, is eating
carrots and beats.
And Ray is laughing "haha hehe hoho!"
Well i painted him black
and smacked his back,
for making fun of Mikey!
Defiant till the end Frank heard the call
to hug Obom(a)
to hug Obom(a)
and talk about Skittles to Bob.
That's all i got LOL

I will let Ya'll have fun with this one to see if you can figure out what son this is. By the way it has been translated to Latin so...

Non nullum extra fenestrae sit
Sed modo numquam scias
Non nullum statem post viae portam sit
Sed modo numquam scias


Si mea velocitas incipiat facere te sudorem
Non tantum ne emittes
Et nisi caelum habebat vacuum locum
Tum nos tantum, Tum nos tantum, Tum nos tantum,
Tum nos tantum surgebamus et eabimus

Dominae et domini
Verum acceptus nunc est
Fama nunc possum injiceri
Recipe progressum
Hic nucleus est criticus
Fides non in promptum est
Incedibilem fiamus
Nunc si placet tibi intelleges hoc


Caeleritam non extenuem
Te non expecteam
Nunc ne disiteam, quod salto
Hic orbis terrarium nostrum est defendere
Ne temptum non habemus simulare
Ne ludete circa, hicc nostrum ultimam copiam

Si mea velocitas incipiat facere te sudorem
Non tantum ne emittes
Et nisi valetuinarium habebat vacuum locum
Tum nos tantum, Tum nos tantum, Tum nos tantum,
Tum nos tantum surgebamus et eabimus

Qui te esse vollunt
Qui videre volluerunt
Ne convivium ab me et numquam I domum
Qui te esse vollunt
Qui videre volluerunt
Tantum permissa convivium ab me et numquam I domum

Poses non crederi
O- ut poses crederi
O- Omniam pedes,
O, eas domum

Possum non crederi, immo
Possum non vincare, immo
Pedeamis Omnia, disuteamus averso ordo


Vendunt rem possum donari
Juvenem et tam possunt reciperi
Sterilem, et possum conferi
Tutam, et erigeam ab hunc
Hic est litterae, Mea verdus,
est berettam, sonus meae poenae
contra unos ut excogitamus

Si mea velocitas incipiat facere te sudorem
Non tantum ne emittes
Et nisi valetuinarium habebat vacuum locum
Tum nos tantum, Tum nos tantum, Tum nos tantum,
Tum nos tantum surgebamus et eabimus

Qui te esse vollunt
Qui videre volluerunt
Ne convivium ab me et numquam I domum
Qui te esse vollunt
Qui videre volluerunt
Tantum permissa convivium ab me et numquam I domum


Tenes aeternitatem, dona nobis soni fabriatrem
Explica paros Jupitres, dememus contintiam
Abhuda efficiam, hilaris fia effigiem
Ne popportunitas sumere hoc tarde,
sed nunc sum certes scias, scias, scias, scias, scias,
I, II, III, IV
Surgebimus et eabimus


Qui te esse vollunt
Qui videre volluerunt
Ne convivium ab me et numquam I domum
Qui te esse vollunt
Qui videre volluerunt
Tantum permissa convivium ab me et numquam I domum

Habemusne tamen jocum?
Possidesne tormentum?
Deme pecuniam et aufuge
Numquam domum eabimus

Habeo numquam perdere
Habes numquam dicere
Et relinquemus hodie
Numquam eabimus domum


I domum

[Desoltion Row: Darker version]
[Version by: HollyTheStrange]

Album cover shows a guy hanging,
And the blood stains are turning brow,
The mortuary's filled with corpses,
The Balck Parade's in town,
Now here comes the dead commissioner,
They've got him in a trance,
He's putting on so much eye liner like My Chemical Romance,

And the emo kids are restless,
They need somewhere to go,
As Gerard Way kills himself tonight on desoltion row.

-

Now Cinderella she seemed so happy,
But "I hate my life" she cried,
Pulled a razor blade from her back pocket,
And committed suicide,
Now here comes Romeo moaning,
"Life is slow death" I believe,
And if someone sees a couple of punks my friend,
You better leave!

And the only sound that's left,
After the ambulances go,
Is Cinderella slitting her wrists on desolation row.

-

At midnight fans of Aiden,
And those who like The Used,
They run away from everyone who dislikes what they do,
And they end up in the hospitals,
Where all the cold machines,
Assist them with their breathing,
And then the kerosene,

Is brought out from the grave yards by emo bands who go,
Just to see that no-one is still alive on desolation row,

'Cause right now I can't hear too well,
Don't scream me your sad songs no,
Not unless you go and scream them from desolation row.

(Mama)

Mama, in My Chem, there's no Mel.
In My Chem, there's no Mel.
Liar is the person that told you that well.
Mama, in My Chem there's no Mel.

Oh well now!
Mama, My Chem is all guys.
Mama, My Chem is all guys.
And no, none of them has a fake eye!
Mama, My Chem is all guys.

You really need to get your facts straight!
These crazy facts I really hate.
No!
There isn't a Nate, or Brandon, or Joe!
Its Gerard, Mikey, Ray, Frank!

Mama, who told you those lies?
Mama, who told you those lies?
Frank isn't a leprechaun, and Ray doesn't have fat thighs!
Mama, who told you those lies?

Well mother let me tell you that you're clearly not a fan.
I'm pretty dang sure that Gerard Way is a man!
You may like a few of their songs, but that just won't be enough.
You should've been, you still could be a better fan.

(thats all i got)
Mama,

Mama seems like a popular one to parody.