The Urban Dictionary

me and my friends search people's names in our school so...

Katy Johnson
Silly harlot who fucks you then sues you. Yes, she did go to law school.

example: Wow, you're really acting like Katy Johnson.

Wigan - the town I was born in and have lived in my whole life...doesn't it sound nice?

1. wigan 32 up, 28 down

A word that is used to describe 1) a shithole and 2) a shithole full of mongs.

Yaaah.....Naaay, i'm a fat pie'eatin prick from wigan

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2. Wigan 4 up, 5 down

Ryhming slang for Big one

in drinking terms "we having a Wigan tonight?"

"look at her she's got a right pair of Wigans"

tags breasts boobs drinking big un ryhming
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3. Wigan 6 up, 12 down

The shit hole of England. In between the arse cheeks or Liverpool and Manchester this hardarse town loves to fuck. With the highest teen pregnacy rate by percentage in the Uk and the Uk has the highest in Europe makes Wigan a town for Pedos

"Look at her is she fat or just from Wigan?"

tags wigan teen pregnancy shithole pussywagon
by Stu T Wigan Jul 7, 2006 email it

Rachel; my name.
Rachel

The most edible female name

Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream

The Tooth Fairy

A person who puts money in a glass full of water with a bloody peice of enamel and veins.

"Hey mom, look! A soggy dollar bill covered in bloody water is where my toof used to be!"

aka. Sierra, one of the most awesome people you could ever come by. She rocks da casbah, indeed.

BunnylovinWriter, aka. Turange Sierra




Thats my name.
All of them were either retarded or perverted.

FOX LAKE

lame town in northern illinois where bars and boats are considered a priority and school is not.

where's a bar? oh yeah, it's fox lake, walk two feet, you'll find one. If you can get through the crowd of drunk people.

NO JOKE. Fox Lake is in the Guiness Book of World Records for having the most bars per square foot. & it's where I live

ROUND LAKE BEACH

a ghetto ass town in northern illinois, where white people are the minority and its full of blacks and mexicans.

is this mexico, or round lake? hmm.. i cant tell. oh wait... theres more drugs here than mexico.

True again.



Kaye

Someone unwilling to face reality.

Whoa...

Lil' Jon.


1. A hip-hop artist known for his use of only these three words: YEAH, OKAY, and WHAT. In every song cameo, he will use only the above listed words.
2. Also known as a method of repelling telemarketers.

"Enjoy your flight sir."
"WHAT!?"
"Enjoy your flight sir."
"WHAT!?"
"Enjoy your flight sir."
"WHAT!?"
"Enjoy your flight sir."
"...OKAY!"

"Hello, my name is Bob from Telemarketing Evangelists..."
"WHAT?!"
"Hello, my name is Bob from Telemarketing Evangelists..."
"WHAT?!"
"Sir, is there a legal adult over the age of 18 in the house?"
"WHAT?!"
"Sir, is there a legal adult over the age of 18 in the house?"
"YEAH!"
"May I speak to them?"
"WHAT?!"
*click*

1. Loser

A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image below.



Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.


4. loser

Someone who generally sucks at life.

Mr.FunSocks is a loser.


7. Loser

Apparently it's anyone who doesn't spend all his time and money at the bar every night, someone who doesn't feel the need to get laid every five seconds, anyone who doesn't make a million dollars a day, someone who's at home for more than two hours a day, anyone over the age of 12 who still lives at home with his parents, and anyone who's ever touched a computer or videogame.

What do you mean you're not going out tonight? You must be some loser without a life.


8. loser

1. someone who loses.
2. deY tYpz lYkZ dIsZ nD dINk dEy bE sO kEwl.
3. someone who is so pathetic you are frightened to be near him/her.

1. Yankees won the game. Mets were the losers.
2. Oh, that internet weirdo is a loser.
3. Oh gosh, that guy over there trying to be cool, using bad slang, laughing like a hyena, he's a loser.


10. loser

A douche bag who has a curfew at the age of 20, lives w/ his parents, works at a generic video store, has a broken car, gets beat up in front of his own house, gets offered food from bums, and has a desire to go out with druggie white girls who look to him as a paternal figure.

Finger
1.Something often found in Wendy's Chili.

2.The main body part needed when you want to finger yourself.

3.A wierd bone which sprouted out of your hand... It's of no use cut the f-cking thing off.

yeah.
this doesn't help when you're horny, I'm not gonna lie.

1. gymnastics

n. Best sport in the world, requires balance, grace, strength, flexibility, hard work, determination, and is one of the most mental sports ever. IT's the coolest sport to watch cuz all those hot gymnast girls do these amazing tricks that normal people like me could never do.

I wish i could do gymnastics (aka i am a gymnasts lol)


2. gymnastics

One of the hardest sports in the world, demanding extreme physical endurance and an ultra-tough mentality.

A gymnast must be flexible, and have near-perfect balance, grace, strength, and endurance.

Women's gymnastics practices on 4 different apparatus, each with it's own challenges: uneaven bars, balance beam, vault, floor exercise

Gymnastics is easy to watch, but I've found that it is very hard to do.

OMG.
AHHAHAHAHAHAAH.

1. Melyssa
One of the sexiest supermodels to grace the urban scene in the 21st century.

Originally from Canada, she goes by the nickname "Jessica Rabbit"

Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way.

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!! !!!!!



2. Melyssa

the sexiest bitch that ever lived. Owns chris's cock.

hi chris, im melyssa, i own your cock.

lets see what my name is

umm....ok

SUNNY:
1. The weather
2. Dead sexy

1. Wow. Its sunny outside today
2. Wow. You mom is sunny today.

hehe

Panic! At the Disco:

Probably a fire. Because if I were at the disco and there were a fire I would most likely panic(!), though they say not to. Panicking at the disco usually leads to people getting trampled, so be careful.

Sally (breathless): Panic! at the Disco.
John (Aghast): Yeah, I saw you trample that old lady on the news.

ophelia_rising:

Panic! At the Disco:

Probably a fire. Because if I were at the disco and there were a fire I would most likely panic(!), though they say not to. Panicking at the disco usually leads to people getting trampled, so be careful.

Sally (breathless): Panic! at the Disco.
John (Aghast): Yeah, I saw you trample that old lady on the news.

ha, that one made my day.

anyways...

stephen colbert
1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness

There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.

Michelle

Hebrew meaning "like God"...Michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.

guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."

Rofl.
Well the bit about the hair is right. And I'm a Libra, not a Leo, mofo.

Cheese

1. A good friend.
2. A good friend who is committing an act that steps over the line.

1. Hey cheese, what's up.
2. Listen cheese, keep your hands off my wife's ass.

Bob :
Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator

Ray :
Refers to a male whose appearance is hip, fresh and shiny like (x-)rays.

Gerard :
The frontman of post hardcore band My Chemical Romance. They are neither emo nor punk. Gerard is not SEXY. He's chubby you stupid teeny boppers!


Mikey :
A person (usually a man) that denies his sexual and pornographic tendencies and pretends to be a person of impeccable morality.

Frank :
A name for a old man who thinks he is still attractive to young women, usually wears speedos at the beach.