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RedRiot.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2482 | February 11th, 2007 at 01:15pm
Swim
1.swim:
S-someone
W-who
I-isnt
M-me
[i]officer: yo who did this shit?
Ganstah: uh it was swim, officer[/i[
2.Someone Who Isn't Me. Most people use this abbreviation when telling some story about them doing something unsavoury, to avoid reprimand.
1337_R0xor: Last week Swim got wasted and burned down a bus shelter!!!!1
T3h_N00b: 1337!!!11
3.the ability of a person to go down on a woman who squirts or gushes without coming up for air
That man can swim... he was down there for hours before i had to pull him off of me..
4.to toke to get high
Dude, yesterday I went swimming with all the guys, it was awesome. |
dom howard.
Banned
Age: 46
Gender: Female
Posts: 46925 | August 30th, 2007 at 04:03pm Nikki.:4. Backstreet Boys
they should be called Fagstreet Girls, because after all, they have high voices and no penises
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bloodrainX_X
Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 40 | October 20th, 2007 at 09:26pm gerard way
SEXIEST BITCH YOUR MOM WILL EVER MEET. HE OWNS YOU... HE ALSO CAN SING AND YEAH / Gerard Way is the sexiest thing since sliced bread.His voice is better than that of a thousand angels and if you are not careful his voice(in all its sexiness)will cause you to become very horny.LOVE HIM and his skeleton footi pajamas..and eye make-up yeah |
banging bear.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 6561 | October 20th, 2007 at 09:40pm 3. teletubbies
Baby gorillas, whom, because of their small and morbidly obese build, became perfect subjects for a top secret experiment dubbed, "teletubbies".
Kidnapped from their native habitat, they were strapped down hooting and screaming onto operation tables. Their stomachs were removed and replaced with a crude malfunctioning television set, which recieved its signals from a implanted attenna on the top of its head. Because the attenna's reciever must be outside of the body, a hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making a pathway to stick the electrical equipment through. Unfortunately, this only resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware.
To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet consisting of purified ethanol (tubby toast), and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed. A fake sun watches over them with a ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the escapee by devouring it with it's mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's remains as fertilizer for the vast lush gardens surrounding the dome.
Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to recieve radio waves with their broken attennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by the simplest tasks we can do, such as showering or cooking an egg.
"Once upon a time in teletubby land, teletubbies... come to play!" |
idk. my bff jill?
Demolition Lover
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 18372 | October 20th, 2007 at 10:26pm Frank Iero - How can he be so cute? And so nice and so hot and so talented and so WONDERFULL!!
Yeah, if you don't know him, you need to check this out. My Chemical Romance and his GORGEOUS guitar player (*cough*Frankie*cough*) are the best.
I'm dying to have a simple kiss from you Frankie. Maybe at Taste...
William Beckett - The lead singer for the amazing band The Academy Is...
His name is basically another word for "sex".
Probably one of the nicest men in the world.
Amazing voice, extremely talented, one of the best performers ever.
He wears tight, girly pants && a bandana around his left knee.
He's way cooler than you.
Idiot - Doing the same thing and expecting a different result.
I love Urban Dictionary.
XD |
joni.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 7747 | October 20th, 2007 at 10:27pm imo
IMO in japaneese means POTATO
Sounding like 'emo' which is a type of music / short for emotional / group of people / lable... etc.
Making it a great inside joke for when you are talking about potatos or emos.
1. Those silly imo kids!
2. Nasty! These fries don't even taste like emos!
3. Look at those weird potatos; they act like they are goths!
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Lolita.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: -
Posts: 9596 | October 22nd, 2007 at 04:07am Pocky
Delicious and addictive (yet overrated) snackfood. Primary source of food for obsessed anime nerds, especially at anime conventions (places you probably will want to avoid at all costs). Green tea Pocky isn't bad.
"I bought four boxes of Pocky a while ago, and everyone around me ate it. Aww." |
cocorosie.
In a Bullet's Embrace
Age: 84
Gender: -
Posts: 55289 | October 22nd, 2007 at 04:47am
Stella
a disco girl, usually caught wearing short skirts, heavy make-up and chewing gum. occasionally referred to as part of the canine species. found in groups of three or more at high schools and shops.
tripp: man, i hate stellas as much as i hate dogs.
lex: same species when you think about it.
stella: don't stare too long boys, you'll go blind.
(you can see up her skirt.)
XDDDDDD
HEY!
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not so pretty.
In The Murder Scene
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 22895 | October 22nd, 2007 at 04:55am Emily
1.A code word for alcohol.
"Are we hangin with emily tonight?"
2.slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
she drives me crazy, shes such an Emily.
o.0 |
karma police.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 6260 | October 22nd, 2007 at 05:01am Julia:
a name for girls. Most julia's are artistic, smart, romantic, beautiful and also very charming. Julia's can get whatever they want if they try. They can be very sexy so watch out! They are romantics and love old movies, art and books. they love old stuff! They usually aren't very athletic but if a julia is athletic she's kick butt! they have great fashion sense and usually look smokin'. A julia will most likely become a mother because they love kids. They are very successful in life and there is just something about them that draws people in. Also they are ah-mazing dancers! |
Lolita.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: -
Posts: 9596 | October 22nd, 2007 at 08:04am Muggle
1. (noun) A person who possesses no magical skills or abilities (originated from the 'Harry Potter' novels).
2. (noun) A colloquial term for marijuana. The word 'muggle' can be pluralised to 'muggles', and still retain the same meaning.
3. (verb) A colloquial term for the action of smoking marijuana.
1. "The Dursleys were what the wizards called Muggles (not a drop of magical blood in their veins)" (extract from 'Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets', by J.K. Rowling).
2. (Said to employee at drive-through 'I'll have a Big Mac, fries, a Coke... (whispers and a dime bag of muggle(s)'.
3. 'Quick, five minutes before Math starts, let's muggle up!' |
sea king
Always Born a Crime
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 5613 | November 13th, 2007 at 03:22am
1. Pencil
-An abused instrument that is constantly being chucked a harmless bystanders.
Ex: *throws pencil*. Billy,"Owww!".
____________
1. Foot
-n: you fucking walk on it.
Ex: foot. yes?
____________
1. Lilly
-An unimaginably flaky woman who loves the feeling of being persued. Can be quite physically attractive to the opposite sex but usually lacks personality. Loves playing hard to get.
Ex: I can't believe she flaked on me again! She's such a Lilly. I'd totally kick her to the curb if I didn't want to fuck her so bad.
^
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technicolor.
Demolition Lover
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 18361 | November 13th, 2007 at 04:13am 1. ROFLAARP
internet slang for 'rolling on floor looking at addicting rodent pornograhpy
dude! roflaarp!!! i love roflaarp!
WTF...? |
TRAGICaffair xx
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 421 | November 13th, 2007 at 04:15am 3. Book
cool: the first option given when trying to type 'cool' in a text message using t9
that chick thinks she's book, but she's totally hacked. |
our avenged tania.
Always Born a Crime
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 5342 | November 13th, 2007 at 04:27am Quinn Allman.
Male. Guitarist from The used. Insanely hot man.
''Quinn Allman looks like a chick!''
All humans have a lady in them.
WTF'' |
writerGrrl
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2286 | November 14th, 2007 at 02:50am teh urban dictionary:Gerard Way is lead singer for the American rock band My Chemical Romance.
It is possible to have 4 opinions of him:
1. He is perfect, super talented, inspirational, the messiah, a hero, a genius, a god to whom we should all bow down and worship;
2. He is an annoying whiny emo douchebag queer you want to beat around the head with an iron bar;
3. He is the hottest guy ever you desperately want to fuck and/or orally pleasure;
4. He is some guy from some band you've vaguely heard of, hence why you are looking him up on Urban Dictionary in the first place.
1. "My Chemical Romance saved my life! Gerard Way is my hero!"
2. "Is murder always wrong?"
3. "Lyk zomg Gerard Way iz lyk so totally shmexiiiii!!!"
4. "Oh he's in a band? I knew I'd heard of him on MTV or something."
I'd like to add:
5.) He is somewhat talented in singing and comic book writing while AMAZINGLY talented at, somehow, getting the reactions of people 1-3, which is why MCR is so ridiculously famous. |
dom howard.
Banned
Age: 46
Gender: Female
Posts: 46925 | November 14th, 2007 at 04:46pm acoustic revolution.:1. ROFLAARP
internet slang for 'rolling on floor looking at addicting rodent pornograhpy
dude! roflaarp!!! i love roflaarp!
WTF...?
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dementors.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 7896 | November 14th, 2007 at 04:52pm "Kels-tree!!!
The perfect thing that there is in all life, in other words an orgasmic thing or person that makes your day every day of they
Thanks for the brownies Kels-tree!!!"
can we say STUPID? they didnt even finish. |
dom howard.
Banned
Age: 46
Gender: Female
Posts: 46925 | November 14th, 2007 at 04:54pm |
jonas erik altberg.
Banned
Age: 102
Gender: Female
Posts: 1371 | March 18th, 2008 at 09:18am Boob.
let me suck them nipples till they fall off.. |
