The Urban Dictionary
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John St. John Shotgun Sinner Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 7145 | . pleb 261 up, 68 down 1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public 2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor fora routine check up also used as the verb plebbed, or to pleb "jonny francis is a right pleb," cried cristina "don't tell me that billy has fucking plebed it up again!" |
Fear and Regret Crash Queen Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 33926 | Shazam: Exclamatory phrase used when striking an unsuspecting victim in the genitalia with a foreign apparatus such as a back scratcher or a crow bar. |
Exposure. Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 450 | Sorry if these are duplicates: Gerard Way The sexy, sexy, sexy frontman of an amazing band from New Jersey that will friggin blow your mind. They hate to be labelled but for those out there that do, their a mix of emo and punk. Very, very hot in every motherfuking way. I can't say from personal experience that he and the rest of his band gives great hugs...but I'm pretty damn sure that they do. For those that own any inch of good taste in their body will have to check them out. any man thats make vampires, horror flics and comic books sexy is a cool thing Biz-natch Becky Howard, Degrading bitch. What a biz-natch thing to say. . rickshaw Used to describe anything that is horseshit, bullshit, and completely out of line and uncalled for. Rickshaw is the polar opposite of crenshaw. Scott wanted to put it in Mary's ass, and she didn't let him. That's rickshaw! Those are all words me and my friends use every day! |
anthony green. In The Murder Scene Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 23325 | Me being me, I looked up my home state of Kansas. 5. KANSAS 155 up, 95 down love ithate it A State in the USA, which most people assume is boring, flat, and trashy. That there are just a bunch of rednecks and mobile homes. That is not true. It is a wonderful state and if you haven't been there than don't criticize it. There's: Mass Street in Lawrence: countless restaurants, shops, etc. Olathe Great Plains Mall- A really big mall Worlds of Fun- an awesome amusement park 100's of acres big. Great Wolf Lodge- Indoor WaterPark Cabelas and Nebraska Furniture Mart-Ones a huse sporting goods store, the other is like a Walmart times 50. University of Kansas- Self- Explanatory Union Station-holds Science City and restaurants and stuff- awesome place too. Russell Stover's- Hella Candy Mount Leonard-awesome, awesome place... KC Zoo-animals and stuff Alot of AMC theaters, which are cool. And thats only N. East Kansas right there.. .I can't think of some other stuff but trust me, its not as boring as you think. John:Where you goin? Peter:I'm Goin to Kansas. John: I hear Kansas sucks. Peter. Fuck You. LMAO. all those places are like 20-30-40 minutes away from me actually |
Little Miss Mental Bleeding on the Floor Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 1883 | Sex - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary? ZOMG - oh my gosh's variant. used to excite one another. this is used constantly by those who make fun of people that say omg and lol. zomg u teh very cool lolz!1111oneoneoe |
geradsredskittle666 Really Not Okay Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 610 | 1. Rawr A primitive sound used to represent a personal feeling. Due to the generic and modular nature of the word, the actual implied meaning varies from person to person. "RAWR! I am a lion, fear me!" 2 Rawr A word that means "I Love You" in dinosaur. "Rawr" "Rawr" 3.rawr a primitive sound emitted while becoming aroused during the process of sexual intercourse. ~rawr ;p RAWR nice cock!! RAWR i wanna SEX u |
Mike Dirnt Salute You in Your Grave Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 4696 | Gorgeous - Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent. - Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance - (informal) wonderful, delightful |
dark desire. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 2200 | i looked up florida, which is where i live. this is so true ahahaha. The godforsaken Sunshine State renowned for weather and beaches. Florida is noteworthy for having no discernible season changes. Well-known for its subpar education system, Florida is home to Florida State University, a party school known for its football team and its acceptance of anyone who has a pulse and can spell his or her own name correctly. The population here is an amalgam of inhabitants from elsewhere; if you wish to find a retired New Yorker, go to any one of Boca Raton's 5,000 retirement communities; if you want to find a Latino/Hispanic/person whose first language is Spanish, turn around. Florida is a geographic anomaly in that the farther north you travel, the more Southern it seems (and sounds like), and the farther south you go, the more it seems like Cuba (as evidenced by the Little Havana area of Miami). Still, Florida, as a whole, is without an easily recognizable dialect. All place names here are either of Spanish (Punta Gorda, Boca Ciega) or Native American (Tallahassee, Econolockhatchee River) origin, or contain the word "orange" in them. Florida decor has inexplicably come to mean "a seafoam green and pink couch with a watercolor pelican painting." Floridians are not known for good taste; also missing are driving skills, especially in the frequent rain, and voting know-how. |
Bella Muerte! Really Not Okay Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 632 | Dazzle when a really hot guy/girl smiles at you and you and you get dizzy and start hyperventilating. Edward Cullen commonly dazzles people simply by accident. |
rockpapersuzi. Always Born a Crime Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 6503 | björk: to be true the Icelandic word = a birch or small tree. To the Icelandic faerie = a sprite of absolute nature, power in a voice that encompasses the detriment of human behaviour...yet with power that would never do you harm in making a point. A Viking with no weapon, only a vocal boat to reach you. A pagan with poetry that can heal one's neuroses...if your phone's not off the hook (*all pun intended). Björk help me in being a better person in the comfort of her broken voice that knows sweet intuition & empathy, by saying..."it's not be meant to be a strife, it's not meant to be a struggle up hill...you're trying too hard...undo" & "I can decide what I give, but it's not up to me what I get given" Take sensibility in the fact that it's not up to you, but it's in our hands. Learn to simpifly complexity...that's being Björk. |
captain fine. Demolition Lover Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 16055 | This is sort of esoteric, but I looked up my high school: Marshall High School - The loser of the Mclean, Great Falls, Falls Church rivalry. Both Mclean and Langely can agree that this school just blows. Gangstas and real poor kids all over, uh, big fat sluts with STD's. The most expensive car in the parking lot is a 97 Toyota Camry The school is so big, and far away from everything THEY SUCK!! If Mclean and Langely had a nuclear war, what would each schools building skeleton be like? Marshall High School |
Seabirds. Bleeding on the Floor Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1448 | Vegetarian 783 up, 425 down A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats. The vegetarian was forced to subsist on slower prey, such as the broccoli and carrot. |
Exposure. Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 450 | . chonch burger eating a womens pussy. I want some chonch burger dude! 2. Viagra n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole I mixed Viagra with Ecstasy (a.k.a. trail mix) and my penis fell off |
Marilyn Monroe Awake and Unafraid Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 13140 | Skittles 526 up, 119 down Fruit-flavored bite-sized candy. Also know as the best candy ever Damn. Those skittles was so good |
kinney. Bulletproof Heart Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 29482 | Risk 10 up, 2 down Can be used instead of 'go', 'do' etc. "You wanna risk the shop?" - Would you care to attend the shop with me? Or "Jaysus, I'd love to risk her." - Goodness, I would enjoy having relations with that beautiful lady. |
Marilyn Monroe Awake and Unafraid Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 13140 | heaven A place that seems to get further and further away as humans' scientific knowledge improves. About 100 years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying airplanes, it wasn't there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn't there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere. |
river phoenix. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 95 Gender: Female Posts: 2731 | Putney 6 up, 3 down "The most fun and lively borough in London with the hottest girls, most exclusive residents and a truely happening atmosphere." "Hey mark, let's go to putney, get some bevs, get some love and go home because we can't afford a house there" Guess who lives there? =] How lovely. Britney Spears 664 up, 490 down A female pop artist who's pussy has been invaded more times than Poland. Britney Spears is blown out. |
girl interrupted. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2792 | my nameee. :] The Urban Dictionary - Kathryn: lmao. :] |
Marilyn Monroe Awake and Unafraid Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 13140 | Memories 1. Reflections of how one PRECIEVES things really happened. 2. Personal or collective revisions. I have very few fond memories |
Stand!I'mStillHere Awake and Unafraid Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 13171 | Arm 1. An upper-body limb on a human. 2. A weapon, typically a gun of some sort. 3. Apparantly, a very under-appreciated word on the Urban Dictionary, seeing as how this is the first post under this word. 1. I just spilt hot wax on my arm. 2. The guy who robbed the bank was armed. 3. Nubluva found an old word that many people use, but no one has yet defined on Urban Dictionary. |
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