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John St. John
Shotgun Sinner
John St. John
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 7145
April 18th, 2008 at 02:02pm

. pleb 261 up, 68 down

1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public

2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor fora routine check up

also used as the verb
plebbed, or to pleb

"jonny francis is a right pleb," cried cristina

"don't tell me that billy has fucking plebed it up again!"



Fear and Regret
Crash Queen
Fear and Regret
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 33926
October 21st, 2008 at 02:33pm
Shazam:

Exclamatory phrase used when striking an unsuspecting victim in the genitalia with a foreign apparatus such as a back scratcher or a crow bar.
Exposure.
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Exposure.
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 450
November 22nd, 2008 at 09:02am
Sorry if these are duplicates:

Gerard Way
The sexy, sexy, sexy frontman of an amazing band from New Jersey that will friggin blow your mind. They hate to be labelled but for those out there that do, their a mix of emo and punk. Very, very hot in every motherfuking way. I can't say from personal experience that he and the rest of his band gives great hugs...but I'm pretty damn sure that they do. For those that own any inch of good taste in their body will have to check them out.
any man thats make vampires, horror flics and comic books sexy is a cool thing

Biz-natch
Becky Howard, Degrading bitch.
What a biz-natch thing to say.

. rickshaw
Used to describe anything that is horseshit, bullshit, and completely out of line and uncalled for. Rickshaw is the polar opposite of crenshaw.
Scott wanted to put it in Mary's ass, and she didn't let him. That's rickshaw!



Those are all words me and my friends use every day!
anthony green.
In The Murder Scene
anthony green.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 23325
November 22nd, 2008 at 05:25pm
Me being me, I looked up my home state of Kansas.

5. KANSAS 155 up, 95 down love ithate it

A State in the USA, which most people assume is boring, flat, and trashy. That there are just a bunch of rednecks and mobile homes. That is not true. It is a wonderful state and if you haven't been there than don't criticize it. There's:
Mass Street in Lawrence: countless restaurants, shops, etc.
Olathe Great Plains Mall- A really big mall
Worlds of Fun- an awesome amusement park 100's of acres big.
Great Wolf Lodge- Indoor WaterPark
Cabelas and Nebraska Furniture Mart-Ones a huse sporting goods store, the other is like a Walmart times 50.
University of Kansas- Self- Explanatory
Union Station-holds Science City and restaurants and stuff- awesome place too.
Russell Stover's- Hella Candy
Mount Leonard-awesome, awesome place...
KC Zoo-animals and stuff
Alot of AMC theaters, which are cool.
And thats only N. East Kansas right there.. .I can't think of some other stuff but trust me, its not as boring as you think.
John:Where you goin?
Peter:I'm Goin to Kansas.
John: I hear Kansas sucks.
Peter. Fuck You.

LMAO.
all those places are like 20-30-40 minutes away from me actually Shocked
Little Miss Mental
Bleeding on the Floor
Little Miss Mental
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 1883
November 22nd, 2008 at 07:40pm
Sex - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

ZOMG - oh my gosh's variant. used to excite one another. this is used constantly by those who make fun of people that say omg and lol.
zomg u teh very cool lolz!1111oneoneoe

rolling on floor
geradsredskittle666
Really Not Okay
geradsredskittle666
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 610
November 23rd, 2008 at 03:28am
1. Rawr
A primitive sound used to represent a personal feeling. Due to the generic and modular nature of the word, the actual implied meaning varies from person to person.
"RAWR! I am a lion, fear me!"

2 Rawr
A word that means "I Love You" in dinosaur.
"Rawr"
"Rawr"

3.rawr
a primitive sound emitted while becoming aroused during the process of sexual intercourse. ~rawr ;p
RAWR nice cock!!

RAWR i wanna SEX u
Mike Dirnt
Salute You in Your Grave
Mike Dirnt
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 4696
November 23rd, 2008 at 05:26pm
Gorgeous
- Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent.
- Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance
- (informal) wonderful, delightful
dark desire.
Salute You in Your Grave
dark desire.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 2200
November 24th, 2008 at 07:19pm
i looked up florida, which is where i live.
this is so true ahahaha.
The godforsaken Sunshine State renowned for weather and beaches. Florida is noteworthy for having no discernible season changes. Well-known for its subpar education system, Florida is home to Florida State University, a party school known for its football team and its acceptance of anyone who has a pulse and can spell his or her own name correctly. The population here is an amalgam of inhabitants from elsewhere; if you wish to find a retired New Yorker, go to any one of Boca Raton's 5,000 retirement communities; if you want to find a Latino/Hispanic/person whose first language is Spanish, turn around. Florida is a geographic anomaly in that the farther north you travel, the more Southern it seems (and sounds like), and the farther south you go, the more it seems like Cuba (as evidenced by the Little Havana area of Miami). Still, Florida, as a whole, is without an easily recognizable dialect. All place names here are either of Spanish (Punta Gorda, Boca Ciega) or Native American (Tallahassee, Econolockhatchee River) origin, or contain the word "orange" in them. Florida decor has inexplicably come to mean "a seafoam green and pink couch with a watercolor pelican painting." Floridians are not known for good taste; also missing are driving skills, especially in the frequent rain, and voting know-how.
Bella Muerte!
Really Not Okay
Bella Muerte!
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 632
November 25th, 2008 at 04:55am
Dazzle
when a really hot guy/girl smiles at you and you and you get dizzy and start hyperventilating. Edward Cullen commonly dazzles people simply by accident.
rockpapersuzi.
Always Born a Crime
rockpapersuzi.
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 6503
November 25th, 2008 at 07:28pm
björk:

to be true the Icelandic word = a birch or small tree. To the Icelandic faerie = a sprite of absolute nature, power in a voice that encompasses the detriment of human behaviour...yet with power that would never do you harm in making a point. A Viking with no weapon, only a vocal boat to reach you. A pagan with poetry that can heal one's neuroses...if your phone's not off the hook (*all pun intended).

Björk help me in being a better person in the comfort of her broken voice that knows sweet intuition & empathy, by saying..."it's not be meant to be a strife, it's not meant to be a struggle up hill...you're trying too hard...undo" & "I can decide what I give, but it's not up to me
what I get given" Take sensibility in the fact that it's not up to you, but it's in our hands. Learn to simpifly complexity...that's being Björk.

captain fine.
Demolition Lover
captain fine.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 16055
November 26th, 2008 at 09:24pm
This is sort of esoteric, but I looked up my high school:

Marshall High School -
The loser of the Mclean, Great Falls, Falls Church rivalry. Both Mclean and Langely can agree that this school just blows.

Gangstas and real poor kids all over, uh, big fat sluts with STD's.

The most expensive car in the parking lot is a 97 Toyota Camry

The school is so big, and far away from everything

THEY SUCK!!
If Mclean and Langely had a nuclear war, what would each schools building skeleton be like?

Marshall High School
Seabirds.
Bleeding on the Floor
Seabirds.
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Gender: -
Posts: 1448
November 27th, 2008 at 02:13pm
Vegetarian
783 up, 425 down

A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.
The vegetarian was forced to subsist on slower prey, such as the broccoli and carrot.
Exposure.
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Exposure.
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 450
November 27th, 2008 at 02:40pm
. chonch burger

eating a womens pussy.
I want some chonch burger dude!

2. Viagra

n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole
I mixed Viagra with Ecstasy (a.k.a. trail mix) and my penis fell off
Marilyn Monroe
Awake and Unafraid
Marilyn Monroe
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 13140
November 28th, 2008 at 06:39am
Skittles 526 up, 119 down
Fruit-flavored bite-sized candy. Also know as the best candy ever
Damn. Those skittles was so good
kinney.
Bulletproof Heart
kinney.
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 29482
November 28th, 2008 at 01:28pm
Risk
10 up, 2 down

Can be used instead of 'go', 'do' etc.

"You wanna risk the shop?" - Would you care to attend the shop with me?

Or

"Jaysus, I'd love to risk her." - Goodness, I would enjoy having relations with that beautiful lady.

lmfao

Marilyn Monroe
Awake and Unafraid
Marilyn Monroe
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Gender: Female
Posts: 13140
November 28th, 2008 at 08:00pm
heaven
A place that seems to get further and further away as humans' scientific knowledge improves.
About 100 years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying airplanes, it wasn't there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn't there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere.
river phoenix.
Salute You in Your Grave
river phoenix.
Age: 95
Gender: Female
Posts: 2731
November 29th, 2008 at 07:56am
Putney 6 up, 3 down

"The most fun and lively borough in London with the hottest girls, most exclusive residents and a truely happening atmosphere."

"Hey mark, let's go to putney, get some bevs, get some love and go home because we can't afford a house there"

Guess who lives there? =]
How lovely.


Britney Spears 664 up, 490 down

A female pop artist who's pussy has been invaded more times than Poland.

Britney Spears is blown out.
girl interrupted.
Salute You in Your Grave
girl interrupted.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 2792
November 29th, 2008 at 12:34pm


my nameee. :]

The Urban Dictionary - Kathryn:

Quiet, but crazy, a little bit spaztic, and a whole lot of amazing.
J: "I love Kathryn, she may be a spazo, but she's fantastic."


lmao. :]
Marilyn Monroe
Awake and Unafraid
Marilyn Monroe
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 13140
November 30th, 2008 at 02:51am
Memories
1. Reflections of how one PRECIEVES things really happened.
2. Personal or collective revisions.
I have very few fond memories
Stand!I'mStillHere
Awake and Unafraid
Stand!I'mStillHere
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 13171
November 30th, 2008 at 03:18am
Arm
1. An upper-body limb on a human.

2. A weapon, typically a gun of some sort.

3. Apparantly, a very under-appreciated word on the Urban Dictionary, seeing as how this is the first post under this word.
1. I just spilt hot wax on my arm.

2. The guy who robbed the bank was armed.

3. Nubluva found an old word that many people use, but no one has yet defined on Urban Dictionary.