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October 28th, 2005 at 08:00pm
FALL OUT BOY :

A totally insane kick ass band. They don't get much better then FOB."Dude! i just got tickets to a FALL OUT BOY concert!! woooooaaah!"
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:00pm
shakira

Shakira is a columbian singer who has problems with dying her hair properly, sings like a goat, dances in mud with horses which is just plain bestiality, and probably has ass implants or summat...all around we hate her.

WOW, hark at her, she has badly dyed hair, sings like a goat and has a reeeeeeeeeal big ass; is that SHAKIRA???
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:01pm
SoaD (System of a Down)

To the wigger from New Zealand:

SOAD are who they are and they are not afraid to express themselves through their music. They're not goths, devil worshippers, or freaks, they are Armenians who combined musical influences to create a unique sound for their band. Many of their songs can actually be concerned poems because of metaphoric lyrics that can't be easily understood and need interpitation, While other songs are political with more easily understood lyrics. Political and metaphoric lyrics, don't you think that's kind of a lot compared to rap's "better lyrics" that usually don't go much deeper than "bling-bling" and "hoes".

Here's a short list of SOAD's musical influences:

Heavy Metal(obviously)
Armenian Folk
Hip Hop(Your music)
Punk Rock
Funk
Alternative Rock

No gothic or satanic influence, only ignorant fucks who barely get any exposure to non-pop or non-rap music would mistake them for goths or satanists.
SOAD hit songs includes:

Aerials
Chop Suey
P.L.U.C.K
Prison Song
Spiders
Sugar
Toxicity
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:01pm
1. Bob The Builder

A children's cartoon character who, alledgedly, 'can fix it.' The truth of this claim is attested to in various episodes, and yet he is still to score with Wendy (the blonde chick).

Bob the Builder, can you fix my relationship with my wife? No? Oh well, at least you can free me from the obligation of interacting with my kids...
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:03pm
Bitchin

1. good, fuckin great, awsome
2. whinging, complaining
1. This is bitchin
2. Kenny, stop your bitchin!!

Not just great, but bad-ass fine.
Dude, look at that bitchin '32 roadster with the black pinstriping. Also written bitchen or bitchin' - and ALWAYS pronounced BIT-chin.

Talking shit; complaining; whinning
Quit yo' bitchin hoe!

Probably some girl being a bitch about everything
Yo, bitch stop bitchin!
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:04pm
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Jack the Ripper.:
Jack

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!

HAHAHAHA

XD I KNOW!
GOD, THAT'S SO FUNNY!
Laughing
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:07pm
LMFAO!!! That is so funny!
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:09pm
How is that funny? So his stuff got jacked, why is that so funny? Have you never heard that term before or something?
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:12pm
Hilary Duck (Duff)
A girl who got a record deal based on her already-present fame, rather than vocal talent.
Her voice is horrible, despite the digital altering. Hilary Duff makes Britney Spears sound like Mariah Carey.
And, on top of that, Hilary doesn't even write her own songs (which is a scary thought anyway). Her singing is pretty much monotone; she has a pathetic voice range.
Let's just say that she wouldn't stand a chance on American Idol.(on American Idol, before Hilary's fame)
Hilary: Today I'll be performing "Why Not" for you! Omigosh, I'm sooo gonna be the next American Idol.
Paula: We're ready when you're ready.
Hilary (singing): Why not, take a crazy chance, why not, do a crazy dance---
Simon: Spare us! STOP! My GOD, you sound like a dying goat! Agh, my ears..
Hilary: B-b-but, I'm like, so pretty

HAHAAHAHA! plain true!
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:14pm
Easy/Lucky/Free:
How is that funny? So his stuff got jacked, why is that so funny? Have you never heard that term before or something?


THANK YOU. I was waiting for someone to say that.
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:16pm
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Hilary Duck (Duff)
A girl who got a record deal based on her already-present fame, rather than vocal talent.
Her voice is horrible, despite the digital altering. Hilary Duff makes Britney Spears sound like Mariah Carey.
And, on top of that, Hilary doesn't even write her own songs (which is a scary thought anyway). Her singing is pretty much monotone; she has a pathetic voice range.
Let's just say that she wouldn't stand a chance on American Idol.(on American Idol, before Hilary's fame)
Hilary: Today I'll be performing "Why Not" for you! Omigosh, I'm sooo gonna be the next American Idol.
Paula: We're ready when you're ready.
Hilary (singing): Why not, take a crazy chance, why not, do a crazy dance---
Simon: Spare us! STOP! My GOD, you sound like a dying goat! Agh, my ears..
Hilary: B-b-but, I'm like, so pretty

HAHAAHAHA! plain true!


ha! agree
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:17pm
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Hilary Duck (Duff)
A girl who got a record deal based on her already-present fame, rather than vocal talent.
Her voice is horrible, despite the digital altering. Hilary Duff makes Britney Spears sound like Mariah Carey.
And, on top of that, Hilary doesn't even write her own songs (which is a scary thought anyway). Her singing is pretty much monotone; she has a pathetic voice range.
Let's just say that she wouldn't stand a chance on American Idol.(on American Idol, before Hilary's fame)
Hilary: Today I'll be performing "Why Not" for you! Omigosh, I'm sooo gonna be the next American Idol.
Paula: We're ready when you're ready.
Hilary (singing): Why not, take a crazy chance, why not, do a crazy dance---
Simon: Spare us! STOP! My GOD, you sound like a dying goat! Agh, my ears..
Hilary: B-b-but, I'm like, so pretty

HAHAAHAHA! plain true!


ha! agree


I disagree Very Happy
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:22pm
PETA

PETA is a extremist terrorist organization which intimidates labs trying to find cures for the world's diseases. PETA often compares the holocaust with animals slaughtered for FOOD. The higher ups in PETA profit greatly from donations. If PETA had to choose between executing 1,000,000 humans or executing 1 animal they would choose to execute the humans. Humans have been eating meat and using animal products(bones, skins, furs, tendons) for as long as humans have existed.

A dog and human were in a river about to drown and a PETA member jumped in and saved the dog while the human drowned.
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October 28th, 2005 at 08:40pm
Jack the Ripper.

1
Notorious prostitute-killer that reached his peak in 1888. Famed for being the origianal serial killer, his identity remains a mystery to this day, although many people have luanched many differing theories. The style of the killings was particularly gruesome and internal organs were removed as souveneirs. Today the term will describe any loud, ripping fart.

"I'm gonna tear you u like i'm jack the ripper"


"I just did jack the ripper"

2.

This fuckin sweet guy that used to fuck people the fuck up and tear them apart and shit..

He was fuckin awesome.

Hahaha holy shit did you see that bitch that Jack got to?
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October 28th, 2005 at 09:03pm
Weapons of Mass Destruction

1.A mythical concept that lives in the minds of paranoid old white guys and is used to scare the public and gather support for attacking another country.
(also see bogeyman)

2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton.

3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.

If we can convice Americans that Iraq has WMDs, we can kick the snot out of them and pay Haliburton to rebuild the place.
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October 28th, 2005 at 09:05pm
2. iPod

I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth.

1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours
3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.
4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

Seriously. Go die, Apple.

"Holy crap, you have an iPod! That's so cool! How many songs does it hold?"
"Five thousand."
"How many do you have on it?"
"About 200."
"Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then"
"........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"
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October 28th, 2005 at 09:16pm
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2. iPod
1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.

"Holy crap, you have an iPod! That's so cool! How many songs does it hold?"
"Five thousand."
"How many do you have on it?"
"About 200."
"Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then"
"........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"


I've got 1041 on mine, since May.
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October 29th, 2005 at 12:04am
OHMIGODNESS.
>B[

They didn't have Shane Told!!!
Now I'm pissed...

No I'm not,I'm cool.

Cool
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October 29th, 2005 at 12:06am
Michael Ian Black
A hilarious comic. The voice of the Pets.com spokesdog; in STELLA comedy troupe; the funniest, sexiest, comic on I love the 70's, 80's, and 90's.Michael


Very true.
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October 29th, 2005 at 12:18am
1. amber pacific

a really good band with a lot of potential person 1: amber pacific rocks
person2: no shit

well duh.

Mae

The greatest band to ever rock the earth. Hailing from Virginia.I went to a concert

I knew that. ^_^
June

A really great band from Chicago: consists of Tim, Mark, Sutor, and AJ
www.junerock.comPerson: I can't wait for June's new record "If You Speak Any Faster" in stores August 9th!

It came out the 23rd,but whatever.
YEAH,JUNE!

underoath

one of teh best bands out there. they originated in florida

other great bands of their genre include:
-Atreyu
-Poison The Well
-Alexisonfire(not as much but yeah)underOATH is teh sh1T!!1!

I don't like this persons english,but yeah,underOATH. <3

And the best for last:
OHMIGODNESS,THEY DON'T HAVE SILVERSTEIN ON THAT STUPID WEBSITE!!!
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