The Urban Dictionary

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TRL

1. A show that believes that people care about celebrities and that music is unimportant by playing about 1/4 of the entire song. It's about as entertaining as excrement (unless the excrement is involved with anything other than the sidewalk/lavatory, eg. on some dumbasses face).

2.Stands for Testicularly Retarded Loungelizard. Referring to the onetime host, Cartoon Daily. Means a sleazy corporate assmuncher, who only has balls when he is far, far away from his MTV building. Up until that point, he slurps MTV's big, fat corporate sausage until it pokes out his ass.

3. A crappy show on MTV that plays songs selected by the record companies that own it under the illusion of "voting" so that the impressionable 12 year olds who watch the crap can be tricked into buying it.

4. A one hour long commercial disguised as a show. Has nothing to do with music, celebrities, or requests. An easy way for Viacom executives to manipulate the minds of the 10-18 yr old masses in order to mold them all into sheep. Viacom is friends with the recording industry, so the 20 seconds of each video on the Top 10 Countdown you see is intended to sell music quickly, hot off the press. This keeps the media companies from losing profits while the economy is bad.

5. Who ever thought of trl should be forced to watch it for a day, and then realize what they have done to officaly make mtv suck.

6. A "brain-washing pop culture disaster", with a disastrous host.
(What's with all the screaming, ya'll?)

True Dat.

Homework

Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent." In American society, it is vital that one takes a job working under an employer as someone who helps keep the economy and social order functioning as it should rather than developing his or her own indivdual interests and possibly changing the way we look at life.Go to school. Do your homework. Get a job. Retire. Die. You won't be remembered. You didn't make an impact. But you did help keep America's economy functioning (yes, I did intend to start a sentence with "but," and despite what some moronic English teacher might have told you, that IS okay). Good job.

MTV

-An evil corporation trying to brainwash the youth that nothing except being popular matters, and that you have to look good to be of any value, or else you are worthless. They also try to make kids think that blink 182 is "punk", even though they play no actual punk music, most of it is just rap.

-A facist organization that contributes to the brainwashing of american youth - forcing the following:
1. Fashion (bad fashion)
2. Sex
3. Eating disorders
4. Bad Music
5. Censorship

eMpTyV is the devil in disguise. Boycott at all costs. While in the public restroom, i heard 14 year old girls talking about the latest video on MTV and how it inspired them to throw up today's lunch.

-The reason modern music is dead.

-A deadly and evil entity capable of emitting powerful waves of superficiality that can reduce a teenager's brain mass into excrement in mere seconds. Disguises nefarious intentions of gaining wealth from the idiotic with incessant marketing/brainwashing. Research has shown that 98 percent of MTV's audience exhibit an IQ below that of a rotting corpse. Experts recommend immediate evasion of anything affiliated with MTV, including its viewers. Many a douchebag has been manufactured via watching MTV. Females hooked on MTV usually prefer to mate with douchebags rather than humans. The music shown on MTV represents the lowest grade of musical quality existing anywhere on Earth, possibly even the universe.

-A channel that turns America's teens into mindless fuckholes who group themselves in large masses and scream whenever they see one of their dumbass pop idols come out. Constant exposure to MTV has been known to turn guys into fags and girls into dykes. The most accurate record of this is when the slut Britney Spears kissed the bi Madonna on the MTV music awards and officially became a lesbo, although thousands of 50 year old crusty men beat their meat to it.

Philadelphia:

1. Like any large city, it is hard to define Philadelphia in just one way. It has its rich neighborhoods like Society Hill and it has a lot of poor neighborhoods. Just read the history of Philadelphia and you will respect the city and realize other cities don't even come close. No, its not fancy or glitzy, but thats why I believe it is a great city. It has integrity, like the hard working people in the city. In the USA, it might be the most historically influential city. It was the first capital, and was home to the first hospital, zoo, stock exchange, public library, public grammar school, public volunteer fire department, university, bank, computer, modern sky scraper, and the list goes on. Still want to disrespect this city?

-And by the way, the only reason "The Real World" initially cancelled shooting in Philly was because of the Unions. With that worked out, it is coming back and filming this spring.The present status of Philadelphia might not be as impressive as its history, but it can only improve from this point.

2. philadelphia

Philadelphia isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of New York and Washington, it is a city where the Eagles are the topic of dinner conversation year round. It is where a meal consists of a cheesesteak, Natty light, soft pretzels, and Tasty Kakes for dessert. It is where there is a Wawa on every corner, and you look forward to the 1st day of Spring when Rita's gives out free "wooder" ice. It is where you know it's a hoagie, not a sub and the shore, not the beach. Most importantly, where everyone is brothers and it is ok to say hello to someone you don't know if they are a birds fan. That is Philadelphia, the city of Brotherly Love... Outsiders will never understandblack people are people too

3. Philadelphia

Philadelphia is a city unlike any other. Ran by sports, completely unhealthy food, violence and beer this city is home to some of the best people you will ever find...if you are from here. Outsiders are never welcome and if you are a fan of any other football team besides the eagles, you will have a tough time simply walking down the street. The city pulls together hopes for every season and continually has their hearts shattered every year. People not from Philadelphia claim the inhabitants are the worst in the country, however if you are a local you would never want to live anywhere else. Home to friendships that you could never find in another part of the country, this city has a sense of pride to it that is unmatched anywhere. During the summer, a trip to the shore you are guaranteed to see at least 10 people from your neighborhood and there is no question you will be drunk for about 80% of the time you are there. Besides Canada, this may be the only other place that is hurting without hockey because it is often painful to watch the sixers and phillies play. Finally, Philadelphia’s reputation of not being the city of brotherly love will be further reinforced after the unparalleled riots that will occur after the eagles win the super bowl.
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!

4. Philadelphia

Ok Ok...That's enough of the Philadelphia bashing. I live in Northeast Philadelphia and it is beautiful.Its very friendly,clean etc.(Somerton,Chalfont,Morell)What about Old City? Is that not nice either? I think people just hear about the bad parts of a city and disregard all the good. I understand, since i live in the northeast, I do not know much about north Philly aka "badlands" but I know that is the home to some people that really are trying to get their lives together and really do take pride in the city. Also, maybe people don't understand that children can be born into insufficient households and they grow up in these neighborhood and learn that way of life. What do you expect? Come on people, the world is not perfect here. There will always be violence, drugs, uneducated people etc wherever you go. It's a viscious cycle but its real, and you can either cry and complain or live with it or stay out. I won't deny that it's not the best idea for me to go to north philly and hang on a corner being an 18 year old white girl from the NE, but i respect that. What about center city? It supplies thousands of people with great jobs. What about the universities that students from all over the country come to go to? Temple University being one of then STRAIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF NORTH PHILLY...and it's an amazing school. There is Drexel, LaSalle, University of Pennsylvania. We have some amazing museums, a zoo, and great shops in center city. The club life can be a good time too. Del ave and old city are the places to party! So don't listen to all of the negative, it's really a good time here! I promise!There are some really beautiful hotels down in center city, great food, Penns Landing, every possible club, museums, schools, universities, the zoo, places to shop, 2 AWESOME new stadiums and really friendly people that still believe in the city! Good Times.


6. Philadelphia

It really is a great city. Its beautiful at night. Even though the city itself is losing tons of population, Its Suburbs such as Montgomery County and Bucks County have been skyrocketing.Philadelphia is a wonderful town to live in.


7. philadelphia

the best city.no wonder it has cream cheese named after it and no wonder it holds the liberty bell cause it is the best.

8. Philadelphia

The city of brotherly love, where we eat, breathe, and live Eagles. This is the city that cheered Michael Irvin breaking his neck at the vet or the city that brought freedom to America with the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Whether it is clogging our arties with cheesesteaks or stuffing our face with the best food in America, we are the City of Brotherly Love. We don't care about what other people think about Philly. You can diss our city or call us the worst fans in America, but that is because you're just jealous you're not from Philly.Rocky, Allen Iverson, and Donovan McNabb are what makes Philadelphia the best city in the world. Even when the odds are against them, they give it their all. That is all we ask of our athletes.

9. PHILADELPHIA

A rather nice city to visit but living here can be very unpleasent in certain areas especially in the North section. This city has definetly not what it used to be. when my grand parents grew up their there was not one bad area in the entire city. It is a shame that this had to happen. However it is coming back slowly. Crime has gone way down especially the amount of homocides. Many people in the city are no longer afraid to leave their own homes and in many sections the sound of gunshots is no longer an everyday occerence. I think that it should be a sin to put down the city of brotherly love especially since there are people out there working their asses off to rebuilt it and make it a desireable place to live agian. I think the main reason that the city is looked down upon so much is because of its rich suburbs. It is obvious that any persons in their right mind would rather live in Bucks county or Montgomery county because they are rich and beautiful. That still does not give you the right to put down Philadelphia.This city will definetly! bounce back well into the 21st century.

10. Philadelphia

Philadelphia is the most diverse and authentic city in America. Everyone in every neighborhood takes pride in where they come from (including generations before them) and makes it known to outsiders that they will never be one of us.

Anyone that does not like Philadelphia or its residents is simply jealous. Jealous of our uniqueness. Jealous of our passion for sports, no matter what the score is they still represent our blue-collar heritage. Jealous of our extremeness. Jealous of our overwhelming personalities. Jealous of the way we pour our hearts into everything we do. Jealous of our food. And most importantly, jealous of our pride.

We don’t care what others think. We don’t try to be like any other city. We simply are who we are. The Vet was not an arena that held sporting events, it was our family. It holds memories for every resident. The Philadelphia flair is something that is imbedded is us since birth. We can speak to other Philadelphians in our slang and feel an unwritten camaraderie that cannot be shared by others. Our life is our city and it is something that no one understands unless you are truly from here.

For those that are not fans: Please continue to tell us how much you don’t like us or our city because it only gives us more fuel to tell you why we are and always will be better than you.
Philadelphia - The City of Brotherly Love.

Philadelphia - The Birthplace of America.

sadly, it's all true; the good, the bad, and the ugly!

Fuse:

-The best new network on Cable TV, better than the so called Mtv. Formerly MMUSA(Much Music USA)

-The best music channel on. Not stupid and irritating like MTV or VH-1. They actually show videos and stuff people want to see. Not whiney teenagers and reality shows that nobody likes. MTV sucks!

Has cool shows that show videos, like Uranium.

^I prefer 'Steven's Untitled Rock Show' But hey, one to ones oen.

Poise and Rationality:

Fuse:

-The best new network on Cable TV, better than the so called Mtv. Formerly MMUSA(Much Music USA)

-The best music channel on. Not stupid and irritating like MTV or VH-1. They actually show videos and stuff people want to see. Not whiney teenagers and reality shows that nobody likes. MTV sucks!

Has cool shows that show videos, like Uranium.

^I prefer 'Steven's Untitled Rock Show' But hey, one to ones oen.

so true.. They also play bands that are still under the radar and actually have talent like Armor For Sleep.

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Poise and Rationality:

Fuse:

-The best new network on Cable TV, better than the so called Mtv. Formerly MMUSA(Much Music USA)

-The best music channel on. Not stupid and irritating like MTV or VH-1. They actually show videos and stuff people want to see. Not whiney teenagers and reality shows that nobody likes. MTV sucks!

Has cool shows that show videos, like Uranium.

^I prefer 'Steven's Untitled Rock Show' But hey, one to ones oen.

so true.. They also play bands that are still under the radar and actually have talent like Armor For Sleep.

Exactly. But then they still play the old stuff. Am I going to the Grand Theft Autumn music video on MTV? No. Fuse? Yes.

Poise and Rationality:

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Poise and Rationality:

Fuse:

-The best new network on Cable TV, better than the so called Mtv. Formerly MMUSA(Much Music USA)

-The best music channel on. Not stupid and irritating like MTV or VH-1. They actually show videos and stuff people want to see. Not whiney teenagers and reality shows that nobody likes. MTV sucks!

Has cool shows that show videos, like Uranium.

^I prefer 'Steven's Untitled Rock Show' But hey, one to ones oen.

so true.. They also play bands that are still under the radar and actually have talent like Armor For Sleep.

Exactly. But then they still play the old stuff. Am I going to the Grand Theft Autumn music video on MTV? No. Fuse? Yes.

I was going to use that as an example XD

SCHOOL

place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass

An educational place that people hate because:

1. their grades suck
2. some of the students there suck
3. they have the attention span of a broken AOL CD.
4. they think the job they want won't require much education.
5. they think they deserve unlimited free time
6. other people say it sucks.

A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.

a building where teachers try and make you conform to their thoughts.

A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....

to humiliate, to destroy

an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it

Dude, my dad is an idiot and won't let me get fuse. I've heard a whole bunch about it, but I can't get satellite or whatever and that's the only way we can get it I think. It sucks.

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SCHOOL

place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass

An educational place that people hate because:

1. their grades suck
2. some of the students there suck
3. they have the attention span of a broken AOL CD.
4. they think the job they want won't require much education.
5. they think they deserve unlimited free time
6. other people say it sucks.

A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.

a building where teachers try and make you conform to their thoughts.

A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....

to humiliate, to destroy

an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it

Sooo true.. So true.

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Poise and Rationality:

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Poise and Rationality:

Fuse:

-The best new network on Cable TV, better than the so called Mtv. Formerly MMUSA(Much Music USA)

-The best music channel on. Not stupid and irritating like MTV or VH-1. They actually show videos and stuff people want to see. Not whiney teenagers and reality shows that nobody likes. MTV sucks!

Has cool shows that show videos, like Uranium.

^I prefer 'Steven's Untitled Rock Show' But hey, one to ones oen.

so true.. They also play bands that are still under the radar and actually have talent like Armor For Sleep.

Exactly. But then they still play the old stuff. Am I going to the Grand Theft Autumn music video on MTV? No. Fuse? Yes.

I was going to use that as an example XD

Haha, really? I just remember they played it the other day. It was pretty funny actually

That sucks you can't get Fuse. I just discovered it on my TV a couple of weeks ago, and I am in love

this has probably been done but i couldn't be arsed to check

A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens
a place full of sexy gurls showing off their pussy.
"damn theirs A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens in there"

this vampire will hurt u:

2.antidisestablishmentarianism
The word high-schoolers use to sound smart while tapping off the bong.
While decapitating John, I defenestrated him with my antidisestablishmentarianism.

LMAO. That is one of the best words in the English language. One of my all-time favourites.

To defenestrate someone is to throw them out of a (high) window. XD

50 Cent

-the latest throway hip poper who has been exploted by greed and power rather than talent and originality

-A terrible mainstream rapper. Uses the same lyrics in every song, especially a combo of berretta/ chetta and good/hood.
Furthers mainstream rap on its shitty path with his most recent song "Candy Shop", which is nothing short of atrocious.

-Another half wit rapper, but unlike the others this guy takes full advantage of everyone's love of ebonics by naming himself 50 Cent. Pronounced "fitteeay scent" this term is highly amusing to yell out loud for no reason in a ghetto drawl"God damn it, fitteeay scent!!!!!!!!"

"Hot shit nigga!!! Hot shit, fitteeay scent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Its just two quartersey, lemme borrow 50 cent
you mean 50 cents dumbass