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Aishwarya in town
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 14049 | April 16th, 2006 at 11:25pm
Draco Malfoy -
Harry Potters boyfriend.
Hary ran off to his bedroom, dragging his byofreind -Draco Malfoy- behind him. |
LouderNow
Really Not Okay
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 703 | April 17th, 2006 at 12:00am Emo
Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.
My life sucks, I want to cry. |
LouderNow
Really Not Okay
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 703 | April 17th, 2006 at 12:01am emo
the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..
man, ive been listening to a lotta emo lately |
alex disappeared
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 7490 | April 17th, 2006 at 12:16am 1. Jerk
The kind of guy most girls ACTUALLY want when they say they want a Nice Guy.
1. Ronald McDonald
McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
1.Full House
ONLY LIKE THE BEST SHOW EVER MADE!! By the way, did you know dj stands for Donna Jo?
Ex: OMG full house is on I have to stop having sex
1.Burger King
Better than McDonald's
Ex: Burger King owns McDonald's face.
5.cowbell
that of which more is needed. period.
Ex: it was good, but it lacked a certain...what's the word... COWBELL!
3. moron
Someone who looks up the word "moron" in a dictionary.
If you don't know what moron means, god help you! Dumbass!
This is hilarious! |
I Won't See You Tonight
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 7179 | April 23rd, 2006 at 04:42pm 5. Avenged Sevenfold
Avenged Sevenfold, the best band ever, hails from Orange County, CA. The band is a hardcore band, that has more recently become more of a full-on metal band. |
I Won't See You Tonight
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 7179 | April 23rd, 2006 at 04:45pm 1. Grease
A movie that is amazing that was shot in the late 1970s and stars Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta.
Grease is still the fucking word...
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I love this one, but I love the A7X one more |
the great danton.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 1045 | June 26th, 2006 at 05:40am Mystalking
In reference to myspace. When one gains knowledge about another's social life via myspace. This is usually done by reading pages and pages of comments and scanning through About Me sections obsessively.
liz: katy broke up with nate and hooked up with sam over the weekend.
kara: when did you talk to katy?
liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking. |
Cross Sorrows
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 2188 | June 26th, 2006 at 06:14am Sorry if this one's already been done, but I laughed so hard at these definitions of "emo"
4. Emo
Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.
My life sucks, I want to cry.
by Lockesly
5. EMO
Emu spelled incorrectly.
"That emo sure is fast!"
by martyv
11. Emo
If scenes were soda, Emo could be Diet Goth.
Emo: I'm so sad. I'm going to cut myself.
Goth: I'm nothing. I'm going to cut everyone.
by Cody K Scottsdale
40. Emo
that sound that your wet shoes make when you walk on tile
There was a lot of emo at school the day it rained.
by Zack Johnson |
snow at christmas.
Crash Queen
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 31690 | June 26th, 2006 at 09:58am orange
3. rhymes with door hinge
hey dumbass what rhymes with orange?
door hinge, i own u. AHAHAHA
17. orange
something that nothing rhymes with. "Door hinge" does not rhyme with orange! notice the difference between -ange and -inge. A round delicious fruit. the best in the world.
oranges rock!!!! i love oranges. -inge and -ange are different, idiot!!! |
miss girl.
Banned
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3022 | June 26th, 2006 at 10:42am *Kaoru
The extremely sexy guitarist of the Japanese visual kei band "Dir en Grey".
*Dir En Grey (this one is funny)
One the most well-known japanese rock band, famous for their lead singer kyo - a beach blond weird dwarf - who cries/screams/shrieks and (used to)spit fake-blood/sperm/saliva during the songs, their weird and stoical drummer Shinya, their (no longer) beautiful and androgynious bassist Toshiya and their two guitarists Kaoru (leader) and Die. Formed in 1998, they released 5 albums so far, and came in Europe (France and Germany) in summer 2005. Considered as one of the biggest visual-kei-related jrock bands (even though they officially no longer belong to that movement). They are (unfortunately) the priviledged target of -bad- fanfiction writers, who like/tend to introduce kyo as an irresponsible 12-years-old sleepy head, toshiya as a slut, kaoru and die as perverts, and shinya as a female.
Alex : hey, who's the hysterical blond screaming and scratchig his chest while rolling on the stage ?!
Love_toshiya_forever : what ? you don't know him ?! He's kyo from dir en grey, my future husband !!! I love him so much !! I've written twelve fics and forty-five lemons on them !!
*faggot
a bundle of sticks or wood.
faggots bilt my home
* Mikey Way
Bassist Of My Chemical Romance. A true emo nerd. In an anthrax shirt.
Mikey Way is the sex |
dearsami
Demolition Lover
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 17129 | June 26th, 2006 at 10:44am 4. Whore
Minor annoyance. You're not really mad at them, but sitll kinda pissed.
"Hey, who ate the last doughnut?"
"I did."
"Whore." |
miss girl.
Banned
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3022 | June 26th, 2006 at 10:55am Dear Sami,:4. Whore
Minor annoyance. You're not really mad at them, but sitll kinda pissed.
"Hey, who ate the last doughnut?"
"I did."
"Whore."
lol xD urbandictionary is messed up <3 but thats why we love it <3 |
madame angst
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4551 | June 26th, 2006 at 12:56pm gangsta lean
A common driving position in which the driver holds the wheel with his left hand while leaning to his right toward the passenger seat, usually bobbing his head or bumpin' with the beat. It's a pretty badass way to drive. This move works best in a Chevy Caprice or any pimp-style car with a 3-person front seat.
"...with a hellafied gangsta lean, gettin' funky on da mike like an ol' bunch of collard greens..." -Snoop Dogg
Sammy was gangsta leanin' so hard yesterday that his head was partially out the passenger window. What a pimp.
I make fun out of people who talk like this and also act this way. LOL. |
miss girl.
Banned
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3022 | June 26th, 2006 at 04:07pm DDR
Dance Dance Revolution
greatest fucking arcade game ever.
a game that requires u to read the arrows as they scroll up (or down if u change the settings) on the screen and step on the corrosponding arrow on the dance pad. the arrows go to the beat of the song being playd. hence the name.
ddr requires good coordination, good rhythm, and somewhat good physical shape
contrary to what some people may believe, being able to play this game does not mean u can dance. it just means u have rhythm. the closest one can get to being able to actually dance through ddr is freestyling.
the majority of people who criticize ddr are classified under 1 of 2 categories
1. never playn it, just hate on it cause alot of ppl are really into it and they say it looks/sounds stupid
2. playn it and suck monkey balls at it so they just hate on it
im a total DDR freak
DDR is like a drug, once u get hooked, its hard to get off. and it drains ur money like a mofo.
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omg!_its izzy!
Really Not Okay
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 659 | June 26th, 2006 at 04:12pm i got this when i tyoed my name in
Izzy
Hell of a Woman keep her close
Make damn sure you keep Izzy |
Leonardo DiCaprio
Crash Queen
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 32530 | July 3rd, 2006 at 12:38pm
Autumn
autumn 14 up, 16 down
autumn is a state you are in when you feel that all of your hopes have fallen and have been crushed.
when adam told me he was getting married after we had been "together"....i was in a state of autumn.
autumn 14 up, 17 down
To lead a guy on, then eventually stop all contact with him, generally following a 'big' event, i.e. kissing
Kevin - "So dude, I totally stuck it in her butt like 3 months ago, but she hasn't called me since then.."
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Leonardo DiCaprio
Crash Queen
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 32530 | July 3rd, 2006 at 12:40pm
Baby
baby 269 up, 39 down
1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another.
2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse.
3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.
1. When my girlfriend started calling my best friend "baby", I knew it was over.
2. Oh baby! Yes!
3. How could something as good as sex have made this baby .
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Leonardo DiCaprio
Crash Queen
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 32530 | July 3rd, 2006 at 12:42pm
French Kissing
french kissing 21 up, 8 down
Uptown shopping for downstairs business
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I Won't See You Tonight
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 7179 | July 3rd, 2006 at 01:13pm Daddy Yankee
1. A great reggaeton artist who has great songs like "Gasolina" "No Me Dejes Solo" "Dale Caliente" and is featured in "Oye Mi Canto" with Nore and Nina Sky. Born in San Juan raised in Santo Domingo, no idea where hes livin now. You can see him on mun2.
2. daddy yankee is one of the most respected and influenced reggaeton singers there is in the 21st century. notb to mention one of the most sexsiest guys ALIVE. daddy yankee was born in puerto rico and raised in the beautiful island of the DOMINICAN REPUBLIC!!!!!
Yo, have you heard "La Gasolina" by daddy yankee. |
james dean.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14574 | July 3rd, 2006 at 01:46pm [charlie] the lion.:dildo
City in Newfoundland, Canada
i live in dildo.
no joke, its a town
I know this is superbly late but... I've been in Dildo Newfoundland.  |
