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Picture Captions Crown Contest Thread!!!

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HarlequinFirith
Always Born a Crime
HarlequinFirith
Age: 40
Gender: Female
Posts: 5146
April 1st, 2007 at 06:58pm
Welcome To The Black Parade Caption Crown Contest Thread! Wow
We, Burn Smiley and Firith Smiley (--> yes! those are our emoticons now! XD ) are doing this so everyone gets to participate in the weekly contest. (Kung fu in timezones ass! *waaaaahhayyya*)


Facts:
1 - Burn and Firith will alternate weeks in judging captions.
---- NOTE: This way we also get to participate when we're not judging!
2 - The judges decision is FINAL (Burn likes saying that! XD )
3 - There will be 1st, 2nd and 3rd place each week.
4 - The winners will get a Crown (1st) Smiley a Halo (2nd) Smiley and those ridiculously large glasses Burn loves so much (3rd) Smiley
5 - Be patient! the winners will be posted each week on the thread's 2nd post! Don't be eager bout it!

Rules:
1 - Only three entries per captionette, per week. If you already did your 3 captions and you come up with something new, save it for next week. There will be no replacing captions.
2 - All entries must be MCR related. NO EXCEPTIONS! Sorry...
3 - It must be your original caption, do not post anyone elses (Bob Brigade is always watching!).
4 - Absolutely NO SPAM, otherwise it makes it harder to read through them all and comments may influence the decision. We'll be especially harsh on this one!!!
5 - The entries can go into the conventional Picture Captions Thread, so make sure you spam there.
6 - All bribes, i.e. cookies, flowers, chocolates, MCR members, starbucks, muffins, unicorns, etc. should be sent directly to the judges and WILL NOT, under any circumstances, influence the final decision. Whistle
7 - Every week, the contest starts on a SUNDAY MIDNIGHT and ends SATURDAY MIDNIGHT, time zone applied to the judge in turn. This leaves sunday off to read all the captions and pick up the winners. Opening and closing times are approximated, may vary depending on judges working hours!
8 - A post will be posted (Cheese) to let you all know when the contests starts and ends.
9 - Any posts outside those times, will not be participating!
10 - Each caption must be individual!! No quoting or continuing other posts.
11 - No repetition of Captions you have already entered in previous weeks!
12 - The number of pics per caption is limited to 5. We know sometimes it's easier to make long captions and it allows to build a story, but the idea is to make it with just one pic. And it prevents the posts to go on forever!
13 - Any breaking of the rules will mean automatic disqualification and will be ignored for the contest for 2 weeks.

Helpful tips:
- Try to lay off the inside jokes. Not everyone get those!
- Keep the captions reasonable: Not too much graphic swearing and/or hardcore sexual references. (That's why pornfics were invented! And Firith has been wondering what has she started with those...)
- Try to stay off the Photobucket thing since it doesn't work sometimes (most of the times!) and we really wanna get to read every caption! (That's a kung fu on photobucket's ass!)
- If the pic is too big, think bout posting the link instead.
- Post each caption in a different post. Otherwise it gets confusing!
- Respect eachother!!! Remember this is about fun!


For warnings about this thread, read the 1st post at the Conventional Captions Thread

If you have any questions about the above, please PM us and DO NOT SPAM THE THREAD.
So...everything said and understood! We give it a GO for the contest! Good Luck, Captionettes!!




Burn Smiley and Firith Smiley - we're off to do some huggin' and a kissin' now Smiley (among other things you don't get to know)
Don't worry! we won't forget the competition!
HarlequinFirith
Always Born a Crime
HarlequinFirith
Age: 40
Gender: Female
Posts: 5146
April 1st, 2007 at 07:00pm
Picture Captions Crown Contest Results!!
Judge of the week: FIRITH Smiley



3rd place Smiley
P!ATFD:
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Gerard brings whole new meaning to the phrase "Slap yourself Silly"

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2nd place Smiley
somuchforsecret:
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Bob: What's the big deal? Frankie just has no shirt on. In my opinion, his shirtlessness ain't so attractive. I mean...look at those nipples! A shame...
Frankie: *takes off pants*
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Bob: ...

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1st place Smiley
Chibi:
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Even RAY wants to know if his carpet matches his drapes......

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Congrats to all the winners!!! See you next week!
Burn all the Empires
Bleeding on the Floor
Burn all the Empires
Age: 44
Gender: Female
Posts: 1979
April 1st, 2007 at 07:02pm
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

I KNOW PRONOUNCE THE 1st CONTEST OPEN!

Come on Captionettes - let's see what you've got!
ambriece
Always Born a Crime
ambriece
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 6705
April 1st, 2007 at 07:30pm
this is great! lol can we post caps that we've posted in the pic caps threads?

heres my 1st one:
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Frank: We're pregnant!!!
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Doctor(oop): PUSH..BREATH..PUSH..ONE MORE TIME...PUSH
Gee: ARHGGHHHH
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Frank: It's a......A BOB!


there now my post isnt spam nemore! =]] sorry firith!
ripley
Really Not Okay
ripley
Age: 102
Gender: Female
Posts: 735
April 1st, 2007 at 07:42pm
My first entry!! Very Happy

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After biting his tongue all night, eventually Frank couldn't hide his disgust for blue jeans any longer...
Synyster Lisa
Demolition Lover
Synyster Lisa
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 15244
April 1st, 2007 at 07:46pm
FINALLY I GET TO POST THE GENIUS THING I CAME UP WITH *Goes into her inbox* AHEM.....Entry number 1


Announcer: Hey You! Do you have a friend who's constantly attacking innocent animals?

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Gerard: I do

Announcer: Then you should try our new and improved Receptaphetocol. It will instantly stop the animal abuse.

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Gerard: *Thinking out loud* Hmm, that sounds like a great idea. But what does it do?

Announcer: It reverses brain waves instantly creating a calming affect so your friend will no longer abuse animals. Observe...

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Frank: *Attacks* Die you stupid dinosaur!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!

Announcer: Now after given a healthy dose of Receptaphetocol, your friend will instantly love animals...

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Frank: *Hugs dino* He's my friend, and I shall name it fluffy and he'll live in my garage.

Announcer: Warning! Side affects may include, headaches, nausea, constipation, and hallucinations.

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Frank: *Runs*
Gerard: FRANK! What is it!!!!???
Frank: There's a color changing elephant over there I must go get it!!!!!!!!! *runs*
Synyster Lisa
Demolition Lover
Synyster Lisa
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 15244
April 1st, 2007 at 07:52pm
Lisa's entry number 2


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Mikey: (OOP) A guy walks into a bar and says ouch...
Frank: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............................I dont' get it....
Synyster Lisa
Demolition Lover
Synyster Lisa
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 15244
April 1st, 2007 at 07:58pm
and my entry number 3


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POOF



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MCR: Cheese
Loonatic
Fabulous Killjoy
Loonatic
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 157
April 1st, 2007 at 08:02pm
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Gerard:"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! MIKEY PINCHED MY ASS!!!"

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Mikey: "The teenies finally got us..."
Bob:"I don't wanna die...Or get molested..."
Teenies (in background): "Mwahahahaha."

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Gerard: "Be vewy vewy quiet....We're hunting heffalumps!"
gerard fuckin' way.
Salute You in Your Grave
gerard fuckin' way.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3056
April 1st, 2007 at 08:06pm
:}

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Me: Thats it Gerard. Last month for 5 days you were like this. Moodswings, stomach pains, the lot. This month; YOU'RE AT IT AGAIN! Whats up?
Gerard: I got my period Sad
Me: Shocked
ripley
Really Not Okay
ripley
Age: 102
Gender: Female
Posts: 735
April 1st, 2007 at 08:30pm
Second entry...

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Mikey really needed to work on finding his own dates...
blunthausen
Really Not Okay
blunthausen
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 650
April 1st, 2007 at 09:51pm
First entry.......

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Gerard: *Very high pitched scream*

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Gerard: OMG!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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Gerard: Oh shit!!!!!!!

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Gerard: These fucking spiders need to leave me alone!!!! Evil or Very Mad
Harkness
Salute You in Your Grave
Harkness
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2073
April 1st, 2007 at 10:14pm
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Gee: Yes, I shall rule the world.
Ray: What? My Fro will.
Gee: God, shun the nonbeliever.
hoppy.
In The Murder Scene
hoppy.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 24331
April 1st, 2007 at 11:33pm

I'll enter my first one Very Happy

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Frank: Hey, Gerard! Do you wanna here a song?
Gerard: *looks up* Um...ah...*struggles*
Frank: OKAY! Wow
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Frank: I'M A LITTLE TEA POT SHORT AND STOUT! HERE IS MY HANDLE! HERE IS MY SPOUT!!!!
Gerard: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Gerard: MOMMY MAKE HIM STOP, PLEASE!!!!

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Frank: I think he liked it!
Chibi
Banned
Chibi
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197
April 1st, 2007 at 11:41pm
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Frankie: You can have Pansy when you pry her from my cold dead fingers, bitch.....




Yay, my first entry!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!
Chibi
Banned
Chibi
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197
April 2nd, 2007 at 01:31am
Second post!

Ah, Frankie's lost in a flashback to last night.....
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Frankie: Blulululululululu...............mmmmmmmm, Gerard, you taste like Skittles......


(Yes, that's how you spell that tongue sound effect..........)
Frankie-Oreo
Salute You in Your Grave
Frankie-Oreo
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2818
April 2nd, 2007 at 03:33am
Spam
GOOOO LISAAA
End spam.
India
Shotgun Sinner
India
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 9008
April 2nd, 2007 at 04:08am

1st Entry... Here we go, Smile

India.:

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Gerard: Thank You Germany you've been amazing!!!
Crowd: um.. we are France...
Gerard:....
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Gerard: Thank you Austrailia, your awesome!!!!!!!....
*at this point men in white coats enter the stage.*
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Gerard: Bye everyone!! there taking me to disney land.
Men in white coats: mmhmm.
India
Shotgun Sinner
India
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 9008
April 2nd, 2007 at 04:08am

India's Second Entry.
India.:

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Mikey: i can get my hair to do this.... *flicks hair up*
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Frankie: *still playing guitar* - i can get Gerard into bed...
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Gerard: Ohh Burnnn... hold on a second..
India
Shotgun Sinner
India
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 9008
April 2nd, 2007 at 04:11am

3rd Entry.

India.:

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Gerard: who did Frank sleep with last night?...
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Frankie: This guy!
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Gerard: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Thats all my Entry's for this week =]
Good Luck everybody!!!