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July 2nd, 2007 at 09:39pm
Just parody songs about anybody or anything.

For example, one I did a day ago. Parody of Helena I did:




Not too long ago
Just like the myspace you die to log-in again
We are so done with you

Burning on just like the hate you just love to create
You ruin the lives of everyone on INO, you know
And the brain cells that you took
From every INO-er just by the way you look
And like the pointless blogs you made
Well we've been waiting for this day, tonight

There's no worst that we could say
We don't like you anyway
So long and goodbye
So long and goodbye

Came a time
When every comment made brought you to tears again
You made, stupid videos with J-star
And the brain cells that you took
From every INO-er just by the way you look
And like the pointless blogs you made
Well we've been waiting for this day, tonight

There's no worst that we could say
We don't like you anyway
So long and goodbye
So long and goodbye
Please don't cut hair, it's really an eye sore
We don't want you here anymore
So long and goodbye
So long and goodbye

Can you see me?
Are you lurking?
Can you just go away
Gerard obviously thinks you were a boring lay
Please just go away
Just leave

There's no worst that we could say
We don't like you anyway
So long and goodbye
So long and goodbye
Please don't cut hair, it's really an eye sore
We don't want you here anymore
So long and goodbye
So long and goodbye

Please don't bitch at me about using Eliza. It's a joke, don't take it seriously.
Mikey.
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Mikey.
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July 2nd, 2007 at 09:54pm
Eliza
(Teenagers Parody)

She's gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make an asshole out of you
Because she sleeps with your gun
And keeps and eye on your shows
So she can stalk all the things you do

Because the drugs never work
She's gonna give you a smirk
‘Cause she's got methods of keepin' you chained
She's gonna rip up your heads
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cock in the whore machine

They said oh, Eliza scares
The living shit out of me
She could care less
As long as someone'll bleed
So take off your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe she'll leave you alone, but not Gee

The boys and girls in a clique
The awful names that WMHC sticks
"You'll never be as good as us", kid
But if you’re troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did

They said oh, Eliza scares
The living shit out of me
She could care less
As long as someone'll bleed
So take off your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe she'll leave you alone, but not Gee

Ohhh yeah! (sounds like sex noise)

They said oh, Eliza scares
The living shit out of me
She could care less
As long as someone'll bleed
So take off your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe she’ll leave you alone, but not Gee

All together now!

Eliza scares
The living shit out of me
She could care less
As long as someone'll bleed
So take off your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe she’ll leave you alone, but not Gee

Eliza scares
The living shit out of me
She could care less
As long as someone'll bleed
So take off your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe she’ll leave you alone, but not Gee
Mikey.
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Mikey.
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Posts: 1330
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:05pm
The End. Parody.


Now come one come all to this wonderful affair
Wipe off Eliza's make-up
What's in is despair
So throw away the wedding dress, mix in with the lot
You might wake up and notice your not with Gerard
If you look in the mirror and like what you see
You can find out first hand what it's like to E
So gather round, haters, and laugh at Eliza
Miss E will bitch, and expect you to cry!

Another celebration, now that Eliza's gone
Here's my resignation, I'll serve it in drag

You've got front row seats to the celebration hall
We'll all laugh at Eliza's downfall!

Yeah! Yeah! I said yeah! Yeah!

C'mon C'mon C'mon I said
Gerard's saved!
Got Eliza the hell out of there
Gerard's saved!
From Eliza's bad hair
You can!
If you can hear me, then
Take Her!
Mikey.
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Mikey.
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Gender: Female
Posts: 1330
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:14pm
Dumped!
(Dead! Parody)

And when your heart stops beating
I'll be here knowing
You got what you deserved.
The ending of your enagement
When you get to hell
I'll be here laughing, babe
You got what you deserved.
The end, and your hints didn't wait
And Gerard couldn't take it


Eliza,
Have you heard the news that you're dumped?
No one ever had much nice to say
You know he never liked you anyway
Oh take me from this internet hell
Wouldn't it be grand to slap a scene queen in the head?
And wouldn't it be great If you were dead?
Ohh dead.

Blabber mouthed and oh so stupid
You never fell in love with Gee
You got what you deserved.
The ending engagment
When you get to hell
I'll be here laughing, babe
You got what you deserved.
The end, and your hints didn't wait
And Gerard couldn't take it

Eliza,
Have you heard the news that you're dumped?
No one ever had much nice to say
You know he never liked you anyway
Oh take me from this internet hell
Wouldn't it be grand to slap a scene queen in the head?
And wouldn't it be great if you were dead?

And in my honest observation
During this relation
Found a complication in your head
So long, 'cause now you're gone
And you've got maybe just seconds to hint
Is that the best hint that you can give?

One, two, one two three four!

LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,

If Eliza wasn't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If Eliza wasn't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing?
If Eliza wasn't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If Eliza wasn't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why is she dumped?
Dumped!
Mikey.
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Posts: 1330
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:17pm
Early Sunsets over Monroeville parody.


Late blogs and early hintings, just like my least favorite scene queen
Then starting drama and making Gerard suffer, all from what's on the computer screen
And the whole time you're always lying
Counting your pictures upon your myspace

Up and down on your page, blogs and fake whores
Friut platters and half price sex, trapped in by all these teenies
He's running away and hiding from you
"I never thought she'd get me here"
Not knowing you'd bite my dick so hard
You fought the teenies off just to hold me captive here

But does anyone notice?
The crazed fans all care.
And if I had the guts I'd put this to your head...
But would anything matter if you're already dead?
And well I am shocked now by the last thing you said?
Before I pull this trigger,
Your eyes giant and scary...

But does anyone notice?
The crazed fans all care.
And if I had the guts I'd put this to your head...
And would anything matter if you're already dead?
And well I am shocked now by the last thing you said.
Before I pull this trigger,
Your eyes giant and scary...

And in saying you loved me,
Made things harder at best,
And these words changing nothing
As your body remains,
And there's no room in this hell,
There's no room in the next,
And as long as your away from me,
And I'll end this fake love.

But does anyone notice?
The crazed fans all care.
And if I had the guts I'd put this to your head...
And would anything matter if you're already dead?
And well I am shocked now by the last thing you said.
Before I pull this trigger,
Your eyes giant and scary...

And in saying you loved me,
Made things harder at best,
And these words changing nothing
As your body remains,
And there's no room in this hell,
There's no room in the next,
But does anyone notice there's a ditz brain in your head?
Mikey.
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Mikey.
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Gender: Female
Posts: 1330
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:22pm
Hey There Eliza
(Parody of Hey There Delilah by The Plain White T's)

Hey there Eliza
What's it like to being nothing?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look whorey
Yes you do
Everyone is more bright then you
I swear it's true

Hey there Eliza
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm close enough to dump you
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my words they say fuck you
I'm dumping you

Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
So I'm dumping you

Hey there Eliza
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, whore
Someday I'll smack your head with Frank's guitar
You won't have it good
I have the life you that you know you want
My word is good

Hey there Eliza
I've got so much left to say
If every simple word I said to you
Would take your breath away
Then I'd watch you die
Even more in love with me you'd fall
Then I would laugh

Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
Too bad they've got planes and trains and cars
At least then I can tell you, you won't be another Way
The MCR fans would all make fun of you
and you'll just laugh along because you know
That what they say is true
Eliza, I can promise you
That now that we are through
The world will go back from being shit
And you're to blame for that

Hey there Eliza
You're a bitch and you'll miss me
Two more seconds, you'll be blogging about it
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know you got dumped by me
You can do whatever you want to
Hey there Eliza, I'm still laughing at you
Nothing is for you

Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
So I'm dumping you
Mikey.
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Mikey.
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Gender: Female
Posts: 1330
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:28pm
There's no Gerard for This
(Cute Is What We Aim For- There's A Class For This parody.)

What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now, what you got now

She keeps herself a blogging whore
But she provides, provide the hints
So the rest is up to you
and don't forget to check the obvious
This love was never serious
So I guess it all comes down to how curious you can be

What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now, what you got now

Eliza always follows Gee, she lies behind his back
She may be ugly but she sure loves herself
Eliza always follows Gee, she lies behind his back
She may be ugly but she sure, she sure, loves herself

And she checks buzznet more than the other whores
and being dumped is, is killing her
But this is a funny situation
So keep your hints in off the net
And drop your jaw and slap her

What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now gotta, gotta give it up
What you got now, what you got now

Eliza always follows Gee, she lies behind his back
She may be ugly but she sure loves herself
Eliza always follows Gee, she lies behind his back
She may be ugly but she sure, (she sure)

This is a blog without any fans
This is a hint without the details
This is a whore without a clue
Now I gave you the hints, so find what I'm saying
This is a blog without any fans
This is a hint without the details
This is a whore without a clue
Now I gave you the hints, so find what I'm saying

Eliza always follows Gee, then she lies behind his back
She may be ugly but she sure loves herself
Eliza always follows Gee, then she lies behind his back
She may be ugly but she sure, she sure, loves herself
Godzilla
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Godzilla
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Posts: 1629
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:40pm
Pencey Prep's "P.S. Don't Write" Parody

While Eliza was on the internet
Gerard dumped her and started new
He took of the ring
Then started to sing
"I will never marry"
Eliza is just a joke
Who gave one too many hints
Gerliza won't make a comeback
Maybe she'll understand
When her myspace gets no hits
If you still read Eliza's blog you're dumb
She's a liar
P.S. don't leave a cooment cause Miss E will be the one to respond
While Eliza was on the internet
Gee got his life in shape
Somewhere along the line
Gee found the forbidden blog
Eliza wasn't supposed to have
Eliza can't stand on her own
She's putting up a front
She's not depressed
Suprise, Suprise
Gerliza is long gone
Eliza thought she could keep Gee down
By proposing twice
She was wrong
She won't call Gee anymore
While Eliza was on the internet
Gee learned to love himself again
Even better, now everyone hates her
C'est la vie, Eliza, you and Gee are through
See her around
maybe on the internet
Godzilla
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Godzilla
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Gender: -
Posts: 1629
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:40pm
Pencey Prep's "Yesterday" Parody

Eliza keeps blogging a way
Eliza keeps blogging away
She keeps cutting hair the same
But the hair cuts are really lame
She doesn't care what she has to do
She and Miss E will bribe you
She has to make everything seem okay
Because she'll never be Mrs. Way
Way...
Way...
Way oh oh...
There we go can't be wrong
Cause she'll never be Mrs. Way
I can't be wrong
Never be Mrs. Way
I can't be wrong
Cause she'll never get to say
[can't be wron]
I'm Mrs. Way
Eliza keeps blogging a way
Eliza keeps blogging away
She keeps cutting hair the same
But the hair cuts are really lame
She doesn't care what she has to do
She and Miss E will bribe you
She has to make everything seem okay
Because she'll never be Mrs. Way
Way...
Way...
Way oh oh...
There we go can't be wrong
Cause she'll never be Mrs. Way
I can't be wrong
Never be Mrs. Way
I can't be wrong
Cause she'll never get to say
[can't be wron]
I'm Mrs. Way
Eliza keeps blogging a way
Eliza keeps blogging away
She keeps cutting hair the same
But the hair cuts are really lame
She doesn't care what she has to do
She and Miss E will bribe you
She has to make everything seem okay
Because she'll never be Mrs. Way
Way...
Way...
Way oh oh...
There we go can't be wrong
Cause she'll never be Mrs. Way
I can't be wrong
Never be Mrs. Way
I can't be wrong
Cause she'll never get to say
[can't be wrong]
I'm Mrs. Way
Godzilla
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Godzilla
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Gender: -
Posts: 1629
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:41pm
Pencey Prep's "Don Quixote" Parody

Eliza thinks she's perfect
But she's been burned with a flat iron too many times
She writes blogs people are reading
No one has sorrow, even though she's crying
Please Eliza just quit now
Everyone wants her to burn in hell
And she can lie to everyone
She's only fooling herself
woah oh oh.
She cuts the same style every night
Its only herself she's killing
Scene queen
of false information
She's spilling
but no one's believin'
Eliza's said so many things
But not a word was true
She's in her own state of mind
Her brain is on a vacation
She's not worth a minute
of anyone's time
I'll spen all my time fighting
Miss E
Just to keep Eliza from talking
woah oh oh.
Eliza is deceptive
She has no heart
This is my crusade
Against a girl who doesn't deserve to be a star
And I'm reaching
Eliza Siep
Crying tears of sadness
Its only raining
In her head
And Gee's not there
YEAH!
Godzilla
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Godzilla
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Gender: -
Posts: 1629
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:41pm
Pencey Prep's "10 Rings" Parody [300th POST GUYS WOOT!]

Learn to live with enemies that you made
Learn from the break-up
that she'll never forget
I'm sure she'll be doing drive-by's at 1 am
It must kill Eliza
To know that people hate her and her friends
Its now summer, Gee cuts her off
Gee cuts her out of all the pictures he has
Its now summer, Gee cuts her off
Gee cuts her out of all the pictures he has
Stop posting those blogs
Stope posting those blogs
(those blogs, those blogs, those blogs, those blogs,those blogs, those blogs, those blogs!)
Eliza get a life, turn your computer off
Ten more comments 'till Miss E stands up
for her
Its all in her head, those lies were
Believed by no one else
I guess she better watch
What she posts on the web
Its now summer, Gee cuts her off
Gee cuts her out of all the pictures he has
Its now summer, Gee cuts her off
Gee cuts her out of all the pictures he has
Stop posting those blogs
Stope posting those blogs
(those blogs, those blogs, those blogs, those blogs,those blogs, those blogs, those blogs!)
Stop posting those blogs (those blogs, those blogs, those blogs!)
Eliza there's nothing you can say
No one believes you anyway
Your obsession never had any charm
Eliza there's nothing you should say
She and Gee are over and done
Stop posting those blogs!

Pencey Prep's "The Secret Goldfish" Parody

Eliza can't stop posting
Eliza can't stop posting blogs
Eliza can't stop posting
No one will shed a tear for her this time
It doesn't matter how hard she tries
Everyone knows she lies
Gerliza is over for ever
She'll act lost
Cause she doesn't have fans or nothing
This time, promises broken find her
And she gets what she deserves
She pretended she was something she was not
No one believes what she says
I bet she makes up lies in bed every night
The truth, The truth must be scary
because Eliza feels the need to lie all the time
Eliza can't stop posting
Eliza can't stop posting blogs
Eliza can't stop posting
No one will shed a tear for her
Eliza can't stop posting
Eliza can't stop posting blogs
Eliza can't stop posting
No one will shed a tear for her
Gerliza is over forever
Gee found that Eliza isn't one to believe in
This time promises broken, find her
And she gets what she deserves this time
Eliza can't stop posting
Eliza can't stop posting blogs
Eliza can't stop posting
No one will shed a tear for her
Eliza can't stop posting
Eliza can't stop posting blogs
Eliza can't stop posting
No one will shed a tear for her
Not this time
Cause Gerliza is over
[not this time]
Gerliza is over
Gerliza is over [not this time]
Gerliza is over
Gerliza is over
They didn't last forever
Brian Schechter
Banned
Brian Schechter
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 569
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:42pm
I NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT I DID FOR A LIVING xD

Stay out of all e-fame
Or the messages that I gave you
You can post a blog if you need to
Or just get in line and I'll grieve you
Can I meet you, alone
Another night and I'll see you
Another night and I'll beat you
Some other way to continue
To post a blog

Another mouse in her hands
A blog that never comes off myspace
report her
She'll just tell Miss E
The kind of whore where the make up never comes off her face
She keep a book of the names who hate

Only goes so far 'til she buries them
So deep and down she'll go

Touched by the internet, though she'll fall out of grace
She does it all so maybe She'd buzznet every day

Another mouse in her hands
A blog that never comes off myspace
Report her
She'll just tell Miss E
It IS the money and it sure as hell IS just for the fame
It's for the videos I claim and post

Only goes so far 'til she buries them
So deep and down she'll go

Down

And down you'll go
And down you'll go
And down you'll go
And we'll all get blocked

She tried
She tried

And we'll all dance alone to your disengagement
We'll laugh again, then we'll laugh some more
Because it's better off for Way

She'll never again, and never again
We gave you hatemail and it got in your head
And you're E-Queen

She'll never again and never again
We gave her hatemail and it got in her head
And you're not E-Queen

Well She tried
One more blog
One more video
well we're laughin', cryin', laughin'
She tried, well She tried, well she tried
'Cause she tried, but she lied
she lied

she tried
she tried
she tried

And we'll laugh again and we'll laugh some more
We'll cry again and we'll dance again
And it's better off for Way
So much better off for Way
She no longer will be the E-famouse queen!

And never again, and never again
We gave her hatemail and it got in her head
And she's not...E-Queen
Godzilla
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Godzilla
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Gender: -
Posts: 1629
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:42pm
Pencey Prep's "8th Grade" Parody

Caut lying again
About Gerliza and picking internet fights
Eliza can't lie fast enough
To everyone responding
Eliza ain't a pretty girl
In fact, she's kinda disgusting
Laughter starts to swell
Everyone realizes she's a joke
The computer pings, Eliza can't escape
Eliza puts up an away message but, it doesn't save
Blogs are common things
There's a new post everyday
Eliza's just strange
Cause she won't stop with the hints
Maybe she likes the abuse
Or maybe she likes showing off that crappy hair-do
Another confrontation
Anoth blog she needs to prove true
She can't defend herself
So, she gets Miss E to!
Eliza made a big mistake
She forgot she lied
And now she and Gee are history
She's gonna lose her e-fame
Gerard made the right decision
He read Eliza like a book
Gerliza is not getting married
Whinig makes no difference
Eliza's blog burned my eyes
It doesn't hurt at all
Gerard rose above
And Eliza lost it all
She's been beat
She won't survive
Eliza's fallen to the ground
She can't stand tall or fight
She's not depressed at all
She'd rather die
Than have her e-fame taken away

Elizagates almost over
Gerliza is over
Gerliza is over
Gerliza is over

As God as my witness
No one will ever believe Eliza again
Godzilla
Banned
Godzilla
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1629
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:42pm
Pencey Prep's "19" Parody

My patience is running thin
Can't control myslef this time
I can't believe Eliza posted a blog again
Can't control herself this time
Don't wanna read, don't wanna read, din't wanna read
read that new post
There's no honesty
Its 1am, Its 2am, It 4 in the morning
Did she think she's fooled everybody?
No, I don't think she did
I think she fooled herself again
Again, again, again
She fool herself again
If I have to read just one
Just one more blog
Just one more blog
One more mediocre blog
Just one more blog
Just one more blog
Well I'll scream atop my lungs
Just one more blog
Just one more blog
One more mediocre blog
Just one more blog
Just one more blog
Well I'll scream atop my lungs
but Eliza won't listen
My patience is running thin
Can't control myself this time
I can't believe Eliza posted a blog again
Can't control herself this time
Don't wanna read, Don't wanna read, don't wanna read
Don't wanna read that new post
There's no honesty
Its 1am, its 2am, its 4 in the morning
Did she think she fooled everybody?
She didn't fool anybody
No, I don't think she did
I think she fooled herself again
Again, again, again
She fooled herself again
Just one more blog
Just one more blog
One more mediocre blog
Just one more blog
Just one more blog
Well I'll scream atop my lungs
Just one more blog
Just one more blog
One more mediocre blog
Just one more blog
Just one more blog
Well I'll scream atop my lungs
I scream out loud
Eliza pretends not to here
She took her credibitly with lack of spell check
I believe the things I fell
But not a single thing I read
I scream out loud
Eliza pretends not to here
She took her credibitly with lack of spell check
I believe the things I fell
But not a single thing I read
She posts one more blog
But no one reads a word
I believe the things I feel
But not a single thing I read
Godzilla
Banned
Godzilla
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1629
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:42pm
Pencey Prep's "Trying to escape the Inevitable" Parody

I have this reoccurring dream
Where Eliza make it hard for Gee to breathe.
he gave her everything he could,
he gave up everything Ihe told.

And when she smile, it's not for Gee.
She has no sympathy.
Her expectations exceed reality.
I wake up and this is not a dream.

And I almost can't believe
That she's the same
Person who can
Post a blog...
Saying she loves Gee

Crawl (And I know Gee should run, I know gee should run)
But he doesn't get too far. (And I know I should run, I know I should...)
I know gee should run, (And I know gee should run, I know gee should run)
But Eliza chases after him. (And I know gee should run, I know gee should...)

I have this reoccurring dream,
Where gee admit that he's not happy.
I know that Eliza will never leave.
She's here just to torment us and gee.

And I almost can't believe (And I know gee should run, I know gee should run)
That she's the same (And I know gee should run, I know gee should...)
Person who can (And I know gee should run, I know gee should run)
post a blog... (And I know gee should run, I know gee should...)
saying she loves Gee

I had a new dream and everything was perfect.
Gerard is happy and has no ring
And Eliza has been forgotten.
(I don't know how she doesn't choke on every lie she's ever told gee.)
And gee fell outta love and Gee fell outta love and Gee fell outta love.
And Eliza fell into our trap!

And I know Gee should run, And I know IGee should run. (She kept Gee sick!)
And I know Gee should run, And I know Gee should... (She kept Gee sick!)
And I know Gee should run, And I know Gee should run. (She took it all!)
And I know Gee should run, And I know Gee should...
(Run!) And I know Gee should run, And I know Gee should run (Run!).
And I know Gee should r-r-run!
(Run!) And I know Gee should run, And I know Gee should run (Run!).
And I know Gee should r-r-run!

Eliza kept Gee sick.
She took it all.
They were engaged
But not for long.

Run! [x9]
Godzilla
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Godzilla
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Gender: -
Posts: 1629
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:43pm
Pencey Prep's "Lloyd Dobbler" parody

Why is her hair worse looking than her face?
Even in her photoshopped pics of her and Gee?
Her blogsgive you away,
Telling secrets when her mouth don't feel like talking.

And she'll be you shear nightmare
running around with scissor out in the street
And she'll be there to give a haircut,
that is terrible looking.

Making up lies in her head
As her scissors cut away.
And I listen to her mumble
about hints she gave away,
And I wish that you could be believed...

And she'll be you shear nightmare
running around with scissor out in the street
And she'll be there to give a haircut,
that is terrible looking

There's a Norman Rockwell painting
Of two kids sitting on a bench.
It reminds me of all the stupid things
I'd like pointless blogs and bad hair.
Godzilla
Banned
Godzilla
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1629
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:43pm
Pencey Prep's "Fat and Alone" Parody


cutting hair alone
Eliza is on her own
and Gerard sin't calling on her telephone


Eliza's hair isn't looking any better
(cutting hair alone)
and no one believes her buzznet letter
(still cutting alone)
her hair isn't getting any better
no never, no never

cutting hair alone
Eliza is on herown
Hair cutter
She's not fat, she's just got big bones

Eliza's hair isn't looking any better
(cutting hair alone)
and no one believes her buzznet letter
(still cutting alone)
her hair isn't getting any better
no never, no never
Eliza isn't brighter
(cutting hair alone)
Than that myspace liar
(Audrey Kitching!)

no never [x10]

cutting hair alone [x3]

THAT IS ALL OF THEM. WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK???
Godzilla
Banned
Godzilla
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1629
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:45pm
Actually, I forgot this one. Yeah I did the entire "Heartbreak in Stereo" Album
Pencey Prep's "Florida Plates"

Gerliza's relationship crashes down
harder than the waves at the Jersey shore.
.Eliza's skin is so pale reflecting that radioactive hair.
Please don't talk too much Eliza, we don't wanna know.

Type with one hand,cut hair with the other
We all know soon you won't be a scene queen.
Say mwah! Kiss e fame goodbye.
Do us all a favor and don't stall before goodbye.

Sign off the internet
Never write all the blogs full of misspelled words, bad intentions
It's for the best although Eliza, you know it.
Cyber words could only ruin this perfect moment

It's better she says nothing at all,
Better if she posts nothing at all.

You were not perfect or everlasting.
I'm almost convinced that you and gee never happened.
You were not perfect or everlasting.
I'm almost convinced that you and gee never happened.
.

It's better she says nothing at all,
Better if she posts nothing at all
Brian Schechter
Banned
Brian Schechter
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 569
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:46pm

THANK YOU FOR BLOCKING US Smile
Hehe, this is a parody for the INO chat room on AIM.
[we named ourselves the WMHA..check out my siggy xD]

sister, I'm not much a poet, but an aim chatter
And you never had a chance
Love it, or leave it, you can't understand
A pretty face, but you do so type it on
And on,
And on

I wouldnt sell this board if you paid me
I'm just the way that the chat room made me, on
And on
And on
And on

chat is the speak of the kids in the WMHA
What's life like, typing on the board,
the board
the board

You'll never make us leave
we type this with our keys
Give us a good reason to leave

so give us all your BS
and give us all your tears
And give us all your guilt trips
And make us giggle
You're yelling at a crew
That you'll never block
If this is what you want
Then block us at will

Type all you want but who's gonna save you?
I keep a gun on the book you gave me, hallelujah, lock and load
Black are the keys, the touch of our wicked hands
It ain't the mark or the scar that makes you one
And one
And one
And one

You'll never make us leave
we type this on our keys
Give us a good reason to leave

so give us all your BS
and give us all your tears
And give us all your guilt trips
And make us giggle
You're yelling at a crew
That you'll never block
If this is what you want
Then block us at will

Block us at will
Block us at will
Block us at will

If this is what you want then block at will
Godzilla
Banned
Godzilla
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1629
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:56pm
"Boyfriend" a.k.a. "Girlfriend" by avril lavigne
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Frank don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
He thinks you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Frank could be your Boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like him
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
No one likes your girlfriend


Frank thinks you're fine
You blow his mind
He thinks you taste so delicious
We think about Frerard all the time
Its so addictive
Don’t you know what Frank could do to make you feel alright?
Don’t pretend I think you know Frank's damn precious
And Hell Yeah
He's the motherfucking princess
With his petty braclets and tiara


She’s like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think you and Frank should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Frank don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
He thinks you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Frank could be your Boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like him
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
No one likes your girlfriend


I can see the way, I see the way you look at Frankie
And even when you look away I know you think of him
You talk about him all the time again and again
So, get over there and tell him what he wants to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

She’s like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think you and Frank should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!



Hey! Hey! You! You!
Frank don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
He thinks you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Frank could be your Boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like him
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
No one likes your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like him
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
We all hate your girlfriend

In a second you’ll be wrapped around his finger
Cause he can, cause he can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
[repeat]

[Hey! Hey! You! You!
Frank don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
He thinks you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Frank could be your Boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like him
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
No one likes your girlfriend