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bound and gagged
Bulletproof Heart
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 28660 | August 6th, 2007 at 11:39pm
Seven Nation Army- Brandy stylee
I'm gonna meet The Used
A Quinn Allman teenie army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip shirts off
Wanting Bert to sign their tits right behind my back
And I'm talking to the band tonight
I know I won't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Bert and a cigarette
And the message coming from teenies
Says leave Dan alone
Bert wants to hear about it
Every single fan's got a story to tell
Everyone knows about it
From the fans from England to the fans from hell
And if I catch Bert diving back my way
I'm gonna scream really loud
And that ain't what you want to hear,
But that's what I'll do
And the feeling coming from my bones
Says grab his ass
They'll come to Idaho
Far from this psychotic fanbase for evermore
I'm gonna mosh a lot
Make the sweat drip out of every pore
And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding
Right before the Used
All the mosh is gonna bleed from me
And I will think no more
And the stains coming from my blood
Tell me mosh some more! |
bound and gagged
Bulletproof Heart
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 28660 | August 6th, 2007 at 11:46pm Girlfriend- Brandy stylee
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I can't get a boyfriend!
That's Right! No way! No way!
I think I need to get one
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I don't need a boyfriend
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I know that boys're scared of me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I want to get a boyfriend
I'm so weird
I want HP
It's so amusing
I think about it all the time
It's so addictive
Don’t you know that I could fight you to the death for a CD?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn hyper
And Hell Yeah
I’m the motherfucking nerdy girl
I can tell you like to hide from me and you know I’m right
I really like MCR
And you could do so much better
I think I should go watch Wayne's World now
Laguna Beach's what everyone’s talking about!
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I can't get a boyfriend!
That's Right! No way! No way!
I think I need to get one
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I don't need a boyfriend
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I know that boys're scared of me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I want to get a boyfriend
I can see the way, I see the way you hide from me
And even when you hide away I know you're scared of me
I know you laugh about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what you just said
Better yet I'll make your testicles disappear
I don’t want to hear you call me gay ever again
(And again and again and again!)
I really like MCR
And you could do so much better
I think I should go watch Wayne's World now
Laguna Beach's what everyone’s talking about!
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I can't get a boyfriend!
That's Right! No way! No way!
I think I need to get one
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I don't need a boyfriend
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I know that boys're scared of me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I want to get a boyfriend
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I can't get a boyfriend!
That's Right! No way! No way!
I think I need to get one
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I don't need a boyfriend
In a second you’ll be hiding around my locker
Cause I can, cause I can kick your ass
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
Your so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
In a second you’ll be hiding around my locker
Cause I can, cause I can kick your ass
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
Your so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I can't get a boyfriend!
That's Right! No way! No way!
I think I need to get one
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I don't need a boyfriend
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I know that boys're scared of me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Guess! Guess! What! What!
I want to get a boyfriend |
bound and gagged
Bulletproof Heart
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 28660 | August 6th, 2007 at 11:50pm Goddamn Jepha Howard
U know u thick as hell u know what I'm sayin
Matter fact
After the show u know what I'm talkin bout
Me and my fangirls gone be together u know what I'm sayin
I ain't gon worry bout them really though
I'm just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got that big ass bass god damn!
Got the body of a guitarist
Got eyes butter pecan brown I see you, Jeph
Droppin Low
He Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea he Know what he doin
Yea yea yea
He doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get him over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a Jepha
He poppin he rollin he rollin
He playin that bass and
I'm N Luv with a Jepha
He trippin he playin he playin
I'm not goin nowhere Jepha I'm stayin
I'm N Luv with a Jepha
Out of all the boys he be the hottest
Like n the way he break it down I see u Jepha
Spinnin wide
And he lookin at me
Right in my eyes
Yea he got my attention
Yea yea yea
Did I forget to mention
I Need to get him over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Jepha
He's every girl's dream
He's God's gift to Earth
Mothers they love 'em too
That's what you call a bassits's worth
See I love all the bassits
Because they show me love
They know I never pay as free whenever I hit the show
But I can't even lie
The bands are here so fly
He jumpin' up and down that stage got me mesmerized
Brandy don't ever trick
But god damn he's cool
I can't lie, I must admit
I'm in love with a Jepha
He can pop it he can lock it
Bert McCracken can go down I'm bout to see this sexy Jepha
In My bed
He don't know what he is doin
To my head
Yea he turnin tricks on me
Yea Yea Yea
He dont even know me
Yea yea yea ea
I'd have got him over to my crib to do that night thing
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Jepha |
themillenia
Joining The Black Parade
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 188 | August 7th, 2007 at 02:39am Very creative,Mikey. YOu must reallllllllllllllllllllly hate Eliza. Yay, Pencey Prep |
writerGrrl
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2286 | August 20th, 2007 at 06:56am First Ger-Z parody on this thread:
Based on Grease's Summer Nights
Gerard: PR loving had me a blast
LynZ: PR loving happened so fast
Gerard: I met a girl crazy for me
LynZ: Met a boy cute as can be
Both: PR days drifting away to oh oh the PR nights
[MCR fans]
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get your kicks?
[MSI fans]
Tell me more, tell me more
Coulda sworn you liked chicks?
Lyn-Z: He stared at me, gawking in awe
Gerard: You know what’s cool we both like to draw
Lyn-Z: We wrote things, on our necks and hands
Gerard: We loved to watch each other’s bands
Both: PR’s fun, something's begun but oh oh the PR nights
[MCR fans]
Tell me more, tell me more
Was it all in one day?
[MSI fans]
Tell me more, tell me more
Why did you settle for Way?
Lyn-Z: Said he was in love onstage one night
Gerard: I meant with Frank but her guess was alright
Lyn-Z: Someone took pics of us when we kissed
Gerard: So it was good, that I kinda missed
Both: PR fling don't mean a thing but oh oh the PR nights
[MCR fans]
Tell me more, tell me more
But we hate when you brag
[MSI fans]
Tell me more, tell me more
But we still think he’s a fag
LynZ: He was friendly we kissed in the dark
Gerard: Well she got friendly and it left a mark
LynZ: He was sweet, hid it from his Ma
Gerard: Well I tried but too bad she saw
Both: PR heat boy and girl meet but oh oh the PR nights
[MCR fans]
Tell me more, tell me more
Cause we’re making a fuss
[MSI fans]
Tell me more, tell me more
What did you do in the bus?
Lyn-Z: The tour finished that's where it ends
Gerard: So I told her we'd still be friends
Lyn-Z: Then we made our true love vow
Gerard: Wonder what she's doing now
Both: PR dreams ripped at the seams but...oh...those PR nights
Tell me more, tell me more... |
ain't got no soul.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3449 | August 20th, 2007 at 07:22am ROFL!
Genius. |
Foxy Shazam!
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1310 | August 20th, 2007 at 09:03am That was amazing! XD |
Way1203
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 125 | August 23rd, 2007 at 04:49pm Grease, thats funny |
Bleeding; Juliet
Motor Baby
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 805 | September 17th, 2007 at 12:51am as much as i ahte her leave eliza alone..u dont have to make whole threads about her....
sorry to spam.. |
fabulous killjoy.
Moderator
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 46256 | September 17th, 2007 at 12:53am its a fronado!woosh!:as much as i ahte her leave eliza alone..u dont have to make whole threads about her....
sorry to spam.. This whole thread isn't about Eliza. XD It's for song parodies. Just... most of them are about her. Which is totally understandable seeing as to when this thread was created.
I should post my most recent ones... |
Bleeding; Juliet
Motor Baby
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 805 | September 17th, 2007 at 12:57am gerards house.
<helena>
its right now
just like the house youd die to get in again
it is so far from you
do what ever
it takes just to get inside
its true
you stalk gerard
and u do love frerard
and like eliza u hate
cuz she got inside hishouse
(its only the first verse and it sux i dont think it fits) |
Bleeding; Juliet
Motor Baby
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 805 | September 17th, 2007 at 12:58am Gerard McCracken.:its a fronado!woosh!:as much as i ahte her leave eliza alone..u dont have to make whole threads about her....
sorry to spam.. This whole thread isn't about Eliza. XD It's for song parodies. Just... most of them are about her. Which is totally understandable seeing as to when this thread was created.
I should post my most recent ones...
YAH SORRY... its just like the first like two pages had all eliza hating songs... |
fabulous killjoy.
Moderator
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 46256 | September 17th, 2007 at 12:58am As I said:
Frankalicious:
Four, tres, two, uno
[G E Rard]
Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious
[Verse 1 - Frankie]
Frankalicious definition make Gerard go loco
He wants my treasure so they get his pleasures from my photo.
He could see me, he can squeeze me.
I am easy, I am sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease him.
He just comes and goes like seasons.
[Hook 1]
Frankalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh) (now really, I could've changed it to something else but didn't)
That puts Gerard on rock, rock.
And the girls be lining down the block just to watch what we got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Frankalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
[Verse 2]
Frankalicious def-,
Frankalicious def-,
Frankalicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Frankalicious definition make Gerard go crazy.
Girls always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Frankie (Hey, Frankie),
I'm the F to the R, A, N, the K (I got rid of a part, sue me  )
And can't no other guy put it down like me.
[Hook 2]
I'm Frankalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
Gee's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put Gee on rock, rock
And the girls be lining down the block just to watch what we got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Frankalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)
[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Gee honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make Gee crazy.
[G E Rard]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Frankie
[Rap - Frankie]
All the time I turn around girls gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little girl I already took your man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how Gerard wanna blow it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say I'm...
[Hook 3]
Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts Gerard on rock, rock
And the girls be lining down the block just to watch what we got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
Gee's my witness (oooh, wee).
I put Gerard on rock, rock,
And the girls be lining down the block just to watch what we got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Frankalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Frankalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)
[G E Rard]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the..... |
fabulous killjoy.
Moderator
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 46256 | September 17th, 2007 at 01:01am This is an older one, sue me:
Meds (Eliza Style)
We were alone, falling free,
Trying our best to forget
What happened to us,
What happened to him,
What happened as you let it slip.
We were confused by the rumors that be,
Forgetting the bands names and faces
Lurkersby were looking at us
As if they could erase it
Eliza did you forget to take your meds?
Elza did you forget to take your meds?
We were alone,
Staring over the ledge,
Trying our best to forget
All manner of joy
All manner of glee
And our one heroic pledge
How it mattered to us,
How it mattered to you,
And the consequences
We were confused,
By the blogs and the messages
Forgetting if we meant it
Eliza did you forget to take your meds?
Elza did you forget to take your meds?
Eliza did you forget to take your meds?
Elza did you forget to take your meds?
And the blogs and the messages and the complications
And the blogs and the messages and the complications
And the blogs and the messages and the complications
And the blogs and the messages and the complications
Eliza did you forget to take your meds?
Elza did you forget to take your meds?
Eliza did you forget to take your meds?
Elza did you forget to take your meds?
Eliza did you forget to take your meds?
Elza did you forget to take your meds?
We were alone, falling free,
Trying our best to forget |
fabulous killjoy.
Moderator
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 46256 | September 17th, 2007 at 01:03am Music
Parody of Blood.
Well I encourage you to download this album,
Send it through megaupload because sendspace sucks
I can't control myself downloading because I don't know how,
And the record companies hate me for it honestly, I don't think they'll smile
So send me music, music, gigabytes of the stuff
Give me all that you can send and it will never be enough
So give me music, music, music.
Grab a bunch because the links might get deleted
A celebrated girl amongst the sites
I can upload anything for you if you'd like
The file sharers and people, they adore me so
But it's really quite alarming cause we might get thrown in jail
I sent you music, music, gigabytes of the stuff,
I sent you all that I could send and it has will never be enough.
I gave you music, music, muuuuuusicccccccc
I'm the kind of file pirate that you love! |
fabulous killjoy.
Moderator
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 46256 | September 17th, 2007 at 01:04am Rumors
Parody of Teenagers.
You're gonna get dirty looks
Cause you use all the bad lies in the books
To make Gerard look like an asshole
Because you think it's good fun
Well guess what it isn't, son
We'll be watchin everything you do
Because he does coke you retort
'Cause you say that's what he snorts
To make yourself look like a know-it-all queen
Stop trying to ruin our threads,
Your comments are killing our heads
Another cog in the rumor machine
Your rumors bore the living shit out of me
I could care less as long there's Ferard covered in ice-cream
So get a damn life, slander isn't that nice
Now get out of the PLOTB
You say we're a big clique
When your opinions don't stick
And we defend Gerard Way
The people's feelings you hurt
You don't give a shit, I'm sure
If you have nothing nice to say keep it to yourself
Your rumors bore the living shit out of me
I could care less as long there's Ferard covered in ice-cream
So get a damn life, slander isn't that nice
Now get out of the PLOTB
Ohhh yeah!
Your rumors bore the living shit out of me
I could care less as long there's Ferard covered in ice-cream
So get a damn life, slander isn't that nice
Now get out of the PLOTB
All together now!
Your rumors bore the living shit out of me
I could care less as long there's Ferard covered in ice-cream
So get a damn life, slander isn't that nice
Now get out of the PLOTB
[x2]
|
fabulous killjoy.
Moderator
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 46256 | September 17th, 2007 at 01:05am I'm not sure if I posted these ones or not. Remember this one Brandy?
The Itsy Bitsy Spider [Brandy Style]
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up Brandy's bed
Down came the Brandy and smooshed the spider dead
Out came the sun and the little spider was gone
Now the itsy bitsy spider will never crawl again
&
The Bobby Bryar Song
My Bobby has a first name it's B-O-B-B-Y
My Bobby has a second name it's B-R-Y-A-R
I love to say I love him everyday
And if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bob Bryar owns you all
P-W-N-S-Y-O-U
And here is a collection of all my parodies I've done. |
bound and gagged
Bulletproof Heart
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 28660 | September 18th, 2007 at 12:09am Gerard McCracken.:I'm not sure if I posted these ones or not. Remember this one Brandy?
The Itsy Bitsy Spider [Brandy Style]
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up Brandy's bed
Down came the Brandy and smooshed the spider dead
Out came the sun and the little spider was gone
Now the itsy bitsy spider will never crawl again
HE BROKE HIS PROMISE! |
fabulous killjoy.
Moderator
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 46256 | September 18th, 2007 at 12:37am lmao poor Brandy. XD
Kill All Your Threads
Now with added 'ed'!
Well the computer can hide a lot about yourself,
But really, what're you gonna do?
And you can't post in old threads,
We'll get annoyed with you with you.
'Cause you are all a bunch of idiots.
Did I tell you person, you're not all that smart?
And we are all about to sell it,
You're so stupided with your words ending in 'ed'.
Shoot me, Shoot me, Shoot me!
'Cause we all wanna party when your thread dies.
(Bababa, bababa)
And all of your comments get dropped down like flies.
(Bababa, bababa)
It's been eight bitter posts since I've been caring about you.
(Bababa, bababa)
And when you're walking away, we will all cheer.
Sometimes your IQ goes down and sinks so low,
I'm shocked at what stupid shit you come up with.
And if this is a conversation,
I ain't feeling it at all.
'Cause you are behinded the times
And you never paid attention in school.
Please don't tell me all about your problems;
I was posting here before posting here was cool.
You're not cool, You're not cool, not cool!
'Cause we all wanna party when your thread dies.
(Bababa, bababa)
And all of your comments get dropped down like flies.
(Bababa, bababa)
It's been eight bitter posts since I've been caring about you.
(Bababa, bababa)
And when you're walking away, we will all cheer.
You don't know how to spell.
You don't know how to spell.
Don't do what it takes to survive,
Just stop right here.
You don't know how to spell.
You don't know how to spell.
Don't do what it takes to survive,
Just stop right here.
You don't know how to spell.
You don't know how to spell.
Don't do what it takes to survive,
Just stop right here.
'Cause we all wanna party when your thread dies.
(Bababa, bababa)
And all of your comments get dropped down like flies.
It's been ten fucking posts since I've been caring
about you 'round here.
And you're walking away, and I know we will all cheered. |
Millstone
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 1027 | September 18th, 2007 at 11:04am Brilliant  |
