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Blue to help me Fall
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 57
Gender: Female
Posts: 2062 | August 18th, 2007 at 04:50am
OK this thread is just for fun
Imagine gerard - or any other guy is giving out advice
ask a question then give the imagined answer
NO CRUDENESS OR ANYTHING PORNOGRAPHIC OR OFFENSIVE PLEASE
Dear Gerard,
I have a hickey that I'd like to cover
any ideas?
Sizi
Dear Suzi
I suggest a strategically tied bandanna
or write random words or numbers over it
no one will ever notice
Gee |
Blue to help me Fall
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 57
Gender: Female
Posts: 2062 | August 18th, 2007 at 04:50am Dear Gee
i'm a bit confused about my sexuality and so is a friend of mine
what should I do
Frank
Dear Frank
I suggest starting a band and asking your "friend" to be in it as a guitarist
even though you may not need 2 of them
then just let nature take it's course
but keep your love private
no one wants to see you making out in public
Gee |
Bartowski.
Demolition Lover
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 16456 | August 18th, 2007 at 04:53am Dear Gerard,
I am in a band and want to express my feelings for the love of my life? How should I go about doing this?
Jack
Dear Jack,
Start with a song about dumping her. Make it as violent as possible. Then, finish of with a sweet love ballad. Include the words "blood" and "bullets" as much as possible. |
ChildVision
Really Not Okay
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 657 | August 18th, 2007 at 04:53am Dear gee
will you marry me?
felcity
Dear fel
yes
gee
dear gee
i was joking
fel
Dear fel
so...was..i
Gee |
The Collision
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 2576 | August 18th, 2007 at 04:54am d3@R j@R3d,
oMG u r sOOooo000OOooo h@wT!!!!
-l3@nN@
Dear l3@nNa,
That's what Frank, I mean my girlfriend, tells me
Gerard |
Blue to help me Fall
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 57
Gender: Female
Posts: 2062 | August 18th, 2007 at 05:05am dear Gee
I would really like to make out with my new boyfriend
but I'm worried someone will see us and tell
Lyn
Dear Lyn
meet me in front of the tour bus
Gee |
regretting fear.
Killjoy
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 83 | August 18th, 2007 at 05:13am CemeteryDrive123:Dear gee
will you marry me?
felcity
Dear fel
yes
gee
dear gee
i was joking
fel
Dear fel
so...was..i
Gee
i lol'd.
Dear Gerard,
how do I seek revenge on my ex-lover? It's really hard and I don't know how do even come up with a plan.
-Arthur
Dear Arthur,
damn, okay, first of all, I like your sexy name. Okay? You're on my A-list for answering more questions. remember that Gerard Way called your name sexy. Got it?
Just buy a gun, or a knife, or something, and stab her (or him, I don't care, since homophobia is gay) or shoot her (or him, again, I don't care, since homophobia is gay), or if you're the pansy that's scared of bloody messes non-bloody type, torture her/him by cheating...even though it's not cheating...WHATEVER. God. Why can't people be more sadistic and think up their own revenge fantasies? For me, it's easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie, motherfucker!
-Gerard |
Foxy Shazam!
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1310 | August 18th, 2007 at 06:23am Dear Gerard,
I've been writing on my arm for a while
just like you, but now my arm is numb.
Why?
- Karryann
Dear Karryann,
I have no idea. My arm is totally not a robotic
arm that is covered in human flesh I found myself.
I like pie.
- Gerard |
mercy in the sky.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 7503 | August 18th, 2007 at 07:33am Dear Gerard,
My life is being ruined. My goldfish died. It's all because of my brother. He keeps
stealing the remote and making faces at me and telling me I'm fat. What should
I do, huh?
- Mercy
Dear Mercy,
Kick him and email him Pete Wentz nude photos.
- Gerard |
art star.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017 | August 18th, 2007 at 09:01am Dear Gerard,
I have this friend in school who thinks you suck.
What should I tell her...?
>>> Rox
Dear Rox,
Tell her everyone sucks.
That's what lollipops are for.
I personally like ChupaChups.
>>> Gerard. |
Lostinstereo_
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 402 | August 18th, 2007 at 11:10am Blue to help me Fall:dear Gee
I would really like to make out with my new boyfriend
but I'm worried someone will see us and tell
Lyn
Dear Lyn
meet me in front of the tour bus
Gee
lol - i dont even know why but I found that so funny |
maudlinromance
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 1413 | August 18th, 2007 at 11:19am somuchforsecret:Dear Gerard,
I've been writing on my arm for a while
just like you, but now my arm is numb.
Why?
- Karryann
Dear Karryann,
I have no idea. My arm is totally not a robotic
arm that is covered in human flesh I found myself.
I like pie.
- Gerard
i lol'd about the pie. so unexpected.
Dear Gerard,
I'm self-medicating. What should I do?
-Pill-Popper
Dear PP
You need to take a step back and ask yourself if this what you want in life. Once you see that something like this isn't worth wasting your life over, go and get help.
Also, your name is pee pee shortened. xD |
Brain damage
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 4820 | August 18th, 2007 at 01:01pm somuchforsecret:Dear Gerard,
I've been writing on my arm for a while
just like you, but now my arm is numb.
Why?
- Karryann
Dear Karryann,
I have no idea. My arm is totally not a robotic
arm that is covered in human flesh I found myself.
I like pie.
- Gerard hahahahahhhaah i love that
i like pie |
Brain damage
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 4820 | August 18th, 2007 at 01:04pm Touchstone;;Disdain:Dear Gerard,
I have this friend in school who thinks you suck.
What should I tell her...?
>>> Rox
Dear Rox,
Tell her everyone sucks.
That's what lollipops are for.
I personally like ChupaChups.
>>> Gerard.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH how fucking random |
Brain damage
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 4820 | August 18th, 2007 at 01:08pm Dear Gee
my friend will not leave me alone always liking my cheak of slapping my ass
what suld i do
-tracy
well i say that you suld get back at your friend by kissing him/her that autta do the trick
(ofcorse i am taling about the kiss and yes it suck , i wanna be with;D)
|
Cheesy Poofs
Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 25 | August 18th, 2007 at 04:39pm Gee,
Theres this boy that fancies me ( iknow this cause he always touches my ass, and winks at me) but hes a fucking ugly... thing.
How can i get rid of him?
Jodie P.S. Are you single?
Jodie,
I advise that you grab either a gun, knife or a frying pan, and kill him. Thats what i do to fucking perves. Yes, i'm single. My hotel room is 301  I like popsicles.
Gee
Mmmm... Only if that was real... WOOO!!!!! Life is boring when dreams don't come true. |
Bartowski.
Demolition Lover
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 16456 | August 18th, 2007 at 04:50pm Dear Gerard,
My friend is driving me absolutly nuts. I need to get revenge. How should I go about doing this?
April
Dear April,
Sucking face in front of a large crowd should do the trick. But, if you aren't sastisfied, anything involving guns, cyanide, knives, or vampires should do the trick.
Love,
Gerard |
vee4gee
Motor Baby
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 829 | August 18th, 2007 at 05:04pm Dear Gerard,
I am a famous actress, Im sure you have heard of me, anyway, Im on the internet most nights and I keep seeing all this fanfiction about me doing unmentionable things with my co star...How do I stop this problem?
Vee xx
Dear Vee,
Now be honest, dont tell me you dont like it? I have the same problem with a man called Frank Iero...Thing is, its not a problem. We both think its very good that our fans are using their imaginations, plus its really fun to read...Its on our computers every Saturday night!
Gerard. |
papershoe
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 159 | August 18th, 2007 at 05:52pm dear dearest gerard,
are you scared.......do you see....dead people???
-deadperson
dear deadperson
i am dead!!! have you heard the news that your dead? no one ever had much nice to say, huh. i dont really think they liked you anyway...do not deny that you are dead, dead person, fear and regret are no option!!! youll carry on youll carry ooonn, though your dead and gone believe me, your memory will carry on!!!!!
dear dearest gerard,
thankyouuu veryyy much, the ghost of me shall be departing from this earth now...
-dead person
dear dead person,
so long and goodnight!!!!
-gerard |
Sid
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2065 | August 19th, 2007 at 02:17am dear Gerard
i wrote a letter warning some fans on INO about how a a close friend of mine is dating a total phsyco bitch. it worked but now i think it might be happening again. what do you think i should do?
Anon.
Fuck you Frank.
Gerard. |
