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kaitlyn.
Demolition Lover
kaitlyn.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 16893
September 24th, 2007 at 02:18pm
Dear Gerard
i like one of my bandmates more than a friend, what should i do?
frannie

Dear FRANKIE
look behind you Naughty

PAGE CLAIM!
The Original Bob.
Demolition Lover
The Original Bob.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 16672
September 24th, 2007 at 10:43pm
Dear Gerard.
Just got labelled "emo" cause i played Kill All Your Friends in class how do i get revenge and NOT get expelled?
youdontknowme

WHERE ARE THEY????????? *sharpens knife*
-gerard
Malicia
Salute You in Your Grave
Malicia
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2508
September 26th, 2007 at 05:02pm
Dear Gerard,
I just got married and I love my wife a lot but now I'm missing my job. Any ideas how I get my job back without my wife noticing or getting mad at me?
-Mikey

Dear Mikey,
Don't let Alicia see this message
and meet us tomorrow at 23.00.
We'll go and have a tour.
-Gerard
Bleeding; Juliet
Motor Baby
Bleeding; Juliet
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 805
October 3rd, 2007 at 01:48am
dear gerard.
my mommy hates u
xxgirlxinxplaidxskirtxstillx

dear lyn-z

get it through ur my wifey!!

xoxo gerard ! ~>~
Butters
Salute You in Your Grave
Butters
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2042
October 3rd, 2007 at 04:57am
Dear Gee,
I'm scared about getting raped in the mosh pit at an upcoming show, do you have any advice how i could avoid any violation???
Leanne xo

Dear Leanne:
I would suggest to you that if you really want to avoid getting smoshed in the pit that you stay the hell away from circle pits. try and get to the barrier, that way you've got something to hold on to!
Gee, xo
skittle_slut
Thinking Happy Thoughts
skittle_slut
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 574
October 3rd, 2007 at 05:30am
Dear gerard,
my bff hates mcr, and as a member of the ino family i feel the need to clue her in! how do i say it without sounding like a bitch?
---frankie

Dear frank,
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM IN THE BAND MCR AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU TO DEATH!!!!! EVERYONE YOU KNOW LOVES YOU SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GO LISTEN TO SOME EMO SONGS! (i suggest TBS)
geewawd
Bleeding on the Floor
geewawd
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 1834
October 3rd, 2007 at 05:44am
Dear Gerard
Can I cut off a lock of your voluminous hair and sell it on ebay?
James.

Dear Mikey
How many times have I said no!?

and quit talking about my hair like that you're my little brother
O_O
Bayonetta.
Bleeding on the Floor
Bayonetta.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1445
October 3rd, 2007 at 08:17am
Dear Gerard,
According to a lot of people you are 5' 8" [As am i] but some people who have met you say you are actually quite small. When i meet you, should i just bend down so you look taller?
Clarify, plz?

- Love from Layla

Dear Layla,
I'm a healthy 5' 8", those people must've confused me for Frank.
But i guess it wouldn't hurt if you bend down... or bend over... maybe you should play it safe and get on your knees instead. Naughty

- Various fuzzy feelings from Gerard
Statrick Pump is
Motor Baby
Statrick Pump is
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 952
October 3rd, 2007 at 06:36pm
^^^ rolling on floor

Dear Gerard,

Do you know what 'FTW' means?
I have no clue. Seriously

Sincerely,
Mazzie


Dear Mazzie,
I'm only replying to yours because your name rhymes with my wife's name.
Anyhow, go ask teenies.

Love,
Gerard





rolling on floor rolling on floor *Mazzie is sorry for laughing at her own post* rolling on floor
Complication
Fabulous Killjoy
Complication
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 152
October 3rd, 2007 at 06:41pm
Mazzie_VooDoom:
^^^ rolling on floor

Dear Gerard,

Do you know what 'FTW' means?

For the win.

Dear Gerard,
People called me emo for saying I was going to one of your guys' concerts. What should I do?
Marcus

Dear Marcus,
Kill them all.
Statrick Pump is
Motor Baby
Statrick Pump is
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 952
October 3rd, 2007 at 06:47pm
^^^ Yay a teenie replied me!!! rolling on floor


Dear Gerard,
I saw a monkey at the zoo yesterday and I asked him if he knew the Breakfast Monkey and he said no. What should I do?

From,
Mazzie

Dear Mazzie,
Go shoot yourself.

Love,
Gerard
Jeffree Star
Motor Baby
Jeffree Star
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 950
October 3rd, 2007 at 08:03pm
Dear Gerard,
I'm engaged and Idk how to tell my parents .
what should I do ?
Delilah T.

Dear Delilah T,
Just wait for the right moment and time. Very Happy
kaitlyn.
Demolition Lover
kaitlyn.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 16893
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:20pm
Dear Gerard,
Will you marry me?
-katie

Dear Katie,
ok sure, i dont think my wife will mind.
gerard xoxo

that was bad
Bayonetta.
Bleeding on the Floor
Bayonetta.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1445
October 4th, 2007 at 08:30am
Dear Gerard,
I have so many user name ideas written down but i can't decide on one. Halp, please?

- Love from Layla

Dear Layla,
Thats stupid. Ditch all your user names and make it 'Gerard Way is sex on legs'. Do it. Now.

- Various fuzzy feelings from Gerard
kulta.
Really Not Okay
kulta.
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 708
October 4th, 2007 at 08:34am
Dear Gerard,

OINK!

-Renee


Dear Renee,

MOO, bitch.

xoxoGerard
Goodnight Nurse
Salute You in Your Grave
Goodnight Nurse
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2631
October 4th, 2007 at 08:53am
Dear Gerard
My mother has said that the lead singer of my favourite band looks like a young Donny Osmond in a poster and she says i can bring him home if i want. Thats kinda weird because he is 30 now and he's married.
-Erin

Dear Erin
I don't know what your mom is on...
I HAVE NEVER LOOKED LIKE DONNY OSMOND...
-Gerard
Goodnight Nurse
Salute You in Your Grave
Goodnight Nurse
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2631
October 4th, 2007 at 08:56am
Dear Gerard... again
I wasn't talking about you. Don't jump to conclusions
-Erin

Dear Erin
....oh Embarassed
-Gerard


Ha Ha
Statrick Pump is
Motor Baby
Statrick Pump is
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 952
October 4th, 2007 at 10:24am
^^^ Shocked rolling on floor rolling on floor rolling on floor


Dear Jared,
Like, OMFG!! I like, totally like love 30 Seconds to Mars!!! You rock!!!!!!!!!! Clap

love, BlondeBess


Dear BlondeBitch,
Go die.

xoxo,


Gerard