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kaitlyn. Demolition Lover
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 16893 | September 24th, 2007 at 02:18pm
Dear Gerard
i like one of my bandmates more than a friend, what should i do?
frannie
Dear FRANKIE
look behind you
PAGE CLAIM! |
The Original Bob. Demolition Lover
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 16672 | September 24th, 2007 at 10:43pm Dear Gerard.
Just got labelled "emo" cause i played Kill All Your Friends in class how do i get revenge and NOT get expelled?
youdontknowme
WHERE ARE THEY????????? *sharpens knife*
-gerard |
Malicia Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 2508 | September 26th, 2007 at 05:02pm Dear Gerard,
I just got married and I love my wife a lot but now I'm missing my job. Any ideas how I get my job back without my wife noticing or getting mad at me?
-Mikey
Dear Mikey,
Don't let Alicia see this message
and meet us tomorrow at 23.00.
We'll go and have a tour.
-Gerard |
Bleeding; Juliet Motor Baby
Age: 30 Gender: - Posts: 805 | October 3rd, 2007 at 01:48am dear gerard.
my mommy hates u
xxgirlxinxplaidxskirtxstillx
dear lyn-z
get it through ur my wifey!!
xoxo gerard ! ~>~ |
Butters Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 2042 | October 3rd, 2007 at 04:57am Dear Gee,
I'm scared about getting raped in the mosh pit at an upcoming show, do you have any advice how i could avoid any violation???
Leanne xo
Dear Leanne:
I would suggest to you that if you really want to avoid getting smoshed in the pit that you stay the hell away from circle pits. try and get to the barrier, that way you've got something to hold on to!
Gee, xo |
skittle_slut Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 574 | October 3rd, 2007 at 05:30am Dear gerard,
my bff hates mcr, and as a member of the ino family i feel the need to clue her in! how do i say it without sounding like a bitch?
---frankie
Dear frank,
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM IN THE BAND MCR AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU TO DEATH!!!!! EVERYONE YOU KNOW LOVES YOU SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GO LISTEN TO SOME EMO SONGS! (i suggest TBS) |
geewawd Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 1834 | October 3rd, 2007 at 05:44am Dear Gerard
Can I cut off a lock of your voluminous hair and sell it on ebay?
James.
Dear Mikey
How many times have I said no!?
and quit talking about my hair like that you're my little brother
O_O |
Bayonetta. Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1445 | October 3rd, 2007 at 08:17am Dear Gerard,
According to a lot of people you are 5' 8" [As am i] but some people who have met you say you are actually quite small. When i meet you, should i just bend down so you look taller?
Clarify, plz?
- Love from Layla
Dear Layla,
I'm a healthy 5' 8", those people must've confused me for Frank.
But i guess it wouldn't hurt if you bend down... or bend over... maybe you should play it safe and get on your knees instead.
- Various fuzzy feelings from Gerard |
Statrick Pump is Motor Baby
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 952 | October 3rd, 2007 at 06:36pm ^^^
Dear Gerard,
Do you know what 'FTW' means?
I have no clue. Seriously
Sincerely,
Mazzie
Dear Mazzie,
I'm only replying to yours because your name rhymes with my wife's name.
Anyhow, go ask teenies.
Love,
Gerard
*Mazzie is sorry for laughing at her own post* |
Complication Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30 Gender: Male Posts: 152 | October 3rd, 2007 at 06:41pm Mazzie_VooDoom:^^^
Dear Gerard,
Do you know what 'FTW' means?
For the win.
Dear Gerard,
People called me emo for saying I was going to one of your guys' concerts. What should I do?
Marcus
Dear Marcus,
Kill them all. |
Statrick Pump is Motor Baby
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 952 | October 3rd, 2007 at 06:47pm ^^^ Yay a teenie replied me!!!
Dear Gerard,
I saw a monkey at the zoo yesterday and I asked him if he knew the Breakfast Monkey and he said no. What should I do?
From,
Mazzie
Dear Mazzie,
Go shoot yourself.
Love,
Gerard |
Jeffree Star Motor Baby
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 950 | October 3rd, 2007 at 08:03pm Dear Gerard,
I'm engaged and Idk how to tell my parents .
what should I do ?
Delilah T.
Dear Delilah T,
Just wait for the right moment and time. |
kaitlyn. Demolition Lover
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 16893 | October 3rd, 2007 at 10:20pm Dear Gerard,
Will you marry me?
-katie
Dear Katie,
ok sure, i dont think my wife will mind.
gerard xoxo
that was bad |
Bayonetta. Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1445 | October 4th, 2007 at 08:30am Dear Gerard,
I have so many user name ideas written down but i can't decide on one. Halp, please?
- Love from Layla
Dear Layla,
Thats stupid. Ditch all your user names and make it 'Gerard Way is sex on legs'. Do it. Now.
- Various fuzzy feelings from Gerard |
kulta. Really Not Okay
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 708 | October 4th, 2007 at 08:34am Dear Gerard,
OINK!
-Renee
Dear Renee,
MOO, bitch.
xoxoGerard |
Goodnight Nurse Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 2631 | October 4th, 2007 at 08:53am Dear Gerard
My mother has said that the lead singer of my favourite band looks like a young Donny Osmond in a poster and she says i can bring him home if i want. Thats kinda weird because he is 30 now and he's married.
-Erin
Dear Erin
I don't know what your mom is on...
I HAVE NEVER LOOKED LIKE DONNY OSMOND...
-Gerard |
Goodnight Nurse Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 2631 | October 4th, 2007 at 08:56am Dear Gerard... again
I wasn't talking about you. Don't jump to conclusions
-Erin
Dear Erin
....oh
-Gerard
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Statrick Pump is Motor Baby
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 952 | October 4th, 2007 at 10:24am ^^^
Dear Jared,
Like, OMFG!! I like, totally like love 30 Seconds to Mars!!! You rock!!!!!!!!!!
love, BlondeBess
Dear BlondeBitch,
Go die.
xoxo,
Gerard |