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Australian Idol 2007

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asha shake.
Devil's Got Your Number
asha shake.
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 36414
October 29th, 2007 at 01:15pm

LMFAO.

"thankyou"
j_zillmann24
Motor Baby
j_zillmann24
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 773
October 29th, 2007 at 02:59pm
she was irratating, i have to say carl is really growing on me too. That jealous guy song he sung got me. It was really good
Hide and Seek Me.
Bleeding on the Floor
Hide and Seek Me.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 1183
November 5th, 2007 at 12:20am
I'm kinda over Idol, now. I really liked watching Ben, and when he got kicked off it just lost all appeal. I mean, yes, I watch Matt, with mute on my TV. But it's not the same anymore.
patrick wolf
Salute You in Your Grave
patrick wolf
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 2326
November 5th, 2007 at 01:49am
^^ i know exactly what you mean
zacky vengeance
In The Murder Scene
zacky vengeance
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November 5th, 2007 at 06:59am
like a said before Matt FTW!
asha shake.
Devil's Got Your Number
asha shake.
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 36414
November 5th, 2007 at 10:32am

Aaaaand, I'm no longer watching Idol.
Lmfao.

I love Marty XD
patrick wolf
Salute You in Your Grave
patrick wolf
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 2326
November 5th, 2007 at 12:27pm
im never getting into idol again
i get wayy too emotional
its not healthy to get that obsessed

i hope Matt wins
but Ben,

well
im still not over the fact that he left
sass attack.
Demolition Lover
sass attack.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 15290
November 5th, 2007 at 12:52pm
WOO, CARL WAS SPARED



xD

asha shake.
Devil's Got Your Number
asha shake.
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 36414
November 7th, 2007 at 12:41pm

I know I said I'd stop watching after Marty left, but I found this on Facebook, and thought it was hilarious.

"Everyone agrees that Idol is more than a bit shit this year. But that's no reason to stop watching - get yourself through the regular Sunday night trainwrecks with the (Unofficial) Official Australian Idol Drinking Game!

All you need to play is a plentiful supply of any alcohol of your choice, a tv and a group of friends (unless you're into drinking alone - we don't judge here at the (U)OAIDG!). The rules:

TAKE A SIP IF:
- Somebody sings a Stevie Wonder song
- Somebody sings a U2 song
- Somebody sings a Whitney Houston song
- Somebody sings a Xtina Aguilera song
- Somebody sings a Coldplay song
- Somebody starts their performance sitting on a stool, only to rise triumphantly at the bridge and start shuffling around the stage
- Mark speaks gibberish
- Any of these phrases are used in judgement: “split the difference”; “storyteller”; “journey”; “light and shade”; “pitchy”; "song choice"; “in the pocket” (N.B. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?)
- A performance is assessed in terms of percentages - that was only 80%, you need to be singing at 130% etc.
- Kyle makes a blunt reference to somebody's physical flaws
- Marcia speaks ghetto: you know what I'm sayin', that's what I'm talkin' about, a little bit of sumpin’ sumpin’, etc
- The crowd boos Dicko
- The crowd boos Mark
- The crowd boos Kyle (and he tells them to shut up)
- Daniel Mifsud wears a scarf
- Matt Corby looks like the smokin' piece of jailbait he is – i.e. wears a school uniform, appears topless, is bubble-wrapped to a tree
- Tarisai sasses the judges
- Reference is made to Sheridan the stylist, John Foreman, or Erana
- Marcia declares the contestant's song choice "one of her favourite songs of all time" and/or claims personal knowledge of the songwriter/s.
- Gratuitous sponsor pimpage i.e. everytime anyone’s “confidence levels” are questioned

TAKE A GULP IF:
- Marcia is wearing a wig
- Marcia advises a male contestant to “sing to the ladies”; extra sip if said contestant is clearly a gay
- Mark is dressed in some kind of ridiculous themed get up
- The hosts are dressed in some kind of ridiculous themed get up and look like the most adorable couple ever
- There's a period of more than three seconds where Eyeballs McBulgy (aka James) stares vacantly into the camera with a smug smile and Andrew G gazes on with barely disguised lust
- A finalist thanks god/jesus/the lord/xenu for their perfomance (half a sip if it's freakin Tarisai)
- Someone forgets the words
- Marcia calls someone a nickname involving the words Baby, Sister, Brother, Girl, Girlfriend, Boy or Boyfriend (i.e. "Baby boyfriend", "Sister girl", etc)
- A contestant starts crying
- A judge starts crying
- An audience member starts crying
- A heretofore unmentioned disability is used to excuse a shithouse performance – deaf in one ear, legally mute, dyslexia etc.
- Dicko advises someone to lose weight or dress better
- The crowd boos Marcia
- Someone is proclaimed a potential winner of Australian Idol
- Marcia actually makes a criticism of a performance; two gulps if it’s in opposition to positive comments from the other judges
- Kyle makes a valid point
- Any of the judges make not-so-veiled references to controversy outside the competition, despite a contestant’s obvious desire to die on the spot
- Marcia excuses someone for having a "lurgy"
- There is a shot of the audience listlessly dancing/waving their arms to the music

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!:
- Someone sings a Pantera song
- Andrew and James kiss
- A contestant declares a rap-style feud with another contestant, one that can only be settled in hail of bullets in downtown L.A.
- TOUCHDOWN!!"

I'm totally going to do it. Let's see how trashed I get hahaha.

patrick wolf
Salute You in Your Grave
patrick wolf
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Gender: Female
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November 8th, 2007 at 08:19am
^^ rofl thats hilarious :p
Muffin Top
Jazz Hands
Muffin Top
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 282
November 9th, 2007 at 09:23am
LOL hahahaha that was so funny!! even though the show it totally lame i still find myselp changing the channel every sunday and monday to watch it..yes i have no life..lol hahaha

yer ben was my fave.....carl should go...i'm sick of him only singing swing...
it's cool that that's his style but it's just a bit boring when i hear it every week...lol just my opinion.
i was annoyed that marty got out....he was my second fave.

I was glad when tarasai got out!! she was the one person i really didn't like..lol
patrick wolf
Salute You in Your Grave
patrick wolf
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 2326
November 11th, 2007 at 10:07am
matt corby's hair is le sex
and his eyes, gah , they're sooooo pretty
asha shake.
Devil's Got Your Number
asha shake.
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 36414
November 11th, 2007 at 10:23am

OMGOMGOMG

THE DIVYNYLS ARE PERFORMING AT THE GRAND FINAL

FUCK YES!!!!

Haha, I love them ^^,
Murderscene.
Fabulous Killjoy
Murderscene.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 109
November 11th, 2007 at 10:34am
i'm going for Natalie...well i went for Ben but he's out now Sad
and yeah idol is getting lamer every year but heck i still watch it
let's just say i've got nothing else better to do Razz
Lolita.
Shotgun Sinner
Lolita.
Age: 31
Gender: -
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November 12th, 2007 at 10:33am
So, Matt and Natalie.

Thoughts?

I dont really mind who wins out of those two.
asha shake.
Devil's Got Your Number
asha shake.
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 36414
November 12th, 2007 at 10:37am

Natalie ftw.
I was indifferent to her at the beginning, but now I really like her.
I pretty much fell in love with her after she did Umbrella lol


But I think Matt will win =/
Meagan.
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Meagan.
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 462
November 12th, 2007 at 11:33am
He will more then likely win because hes got all the teenies that think his hot voting for him.
asha shake.
Devil's Got Your Number
asha shake.
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 36414
November 12th, 2007 at 11:35am

Lol, that's exactly why I think he'll win XD
zacky vengeance
In The Murder Scene
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November 12th, 2007 at 01:36pm
Matt ftw.
but i really think Natalie is also with a chance but i still go for Matt
he hasn't got just the t33n!3s behind him
x_pansy
Motor Baby
x_pansy
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 959
November 12th, 2007 at 02:11pm
I don't care who wins at this point, I still reckon Ben should have made at least the top 3, but we all know that Idol is a dodgy competition...so I hate the damn competition but yea I got strangely addicted and had to keep watching even though I said I wouldn't XD lol

So Matt and Nat will both get picked up by labels and the one who comes second will probably do better. I think Natalie could handle winning better than Matt though, Sony would probably destroy Matt. But hey, Matt's probably got it in the bag so lets just pray he doesn't get turned into Dean Geyer!!