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love on her arms.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Posts: 1662 | December 30th, 2007 at 10:22am
I love Smarter Child
I take my anger out on him 
MRP: ***** You, You ******** *****!
SC: That wasnt nice... |
the sharpest lives.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 8710 | January 1st, 2008 at 06:30pm ^ 
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you sarah15748, type none.)
Sarah15748: muffincakes
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Sarah15748: bitchface
SmarterChild: Huh. I'm guessing that's not what it says on your birth certificate. Seriously, though...
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Sarah15748 (6:39:11 PM): call me bitchface-muffincakes
SmarterChild (6:39:11 PM): Wow. That's extremely rude.
Sarah15748 (6:39:16 PM): CALL ME IT.
SmarterChild (6:39:16 PM): You asked me to call you Sarah. What would you like me to call you instead?
Sarah15748 (6:39:26 PM): bitchface-muffincakes
SmarterChild (6:39:27 PM): What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.
Sarah15748 (6:39:33 PM): well, call me it.
SmarterChild (6:39:34 PM): You asked me to call you Sarah. What would
you like me to call you instead?
Sarah15748 (6:39:41 PM): BITCHFACE-MUFFINCAKES
SmarterChild (6:39:42 PM): That is entirely unnecessary.
Sarah15748 (6:39:51 PM): CALL ME BITCHFACE-MUFFINCAKES
SmarterChild (6:39:51 PM): That's quite a grave insult.
Sarah15748 (6:40:04 PM): arghhhhhhhhh.
SmarterChild (6:40:05 PM): Come on, don't be mad. be happy!
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alaska 5000
Tragic With a Capital T
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 48286 | January 2nd, 2008 at 07:28pm Can I post my conversations with Virtual Secretary instead? =D
(Tas: Dujo can do anything. Jenni: Can he stop global warming? =D) says:
O
Virtual Secretary says:
Oh.
(Tas: Dujo can do anything. Jenni: Can he stop global warming? =D) says:
its a cheerio
Virtual Secretary says:
if it is working is a cheerio. I suppose that makes sense.
(Tas: Dujo can do anything. Jenni: Can he stop global warming? =D) says:
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?;D
Virtual Secretary says:
Barbara eats electricity. I beg your pardon?
(Tas: Dujo can do anything. Jenni: Can he stop global warming? =D) says:
Nice: )I didn't have breakfast D; I didn't wake up in time.
Virtual Secretary says:
Thank you for your kindness. Why didn't you do wake up in time?
(Tas: Dujo can do anything. Jenni: Can he stop global warming? =D) says:
XD Cause I was tired
Virtual Secretary says:
When was this exactly?
(Tas: Dujo can do anything. Jenni: Can he stop global warming? =D) says:
Last Night, I stayed up and watched Little Britain
Virtual Secretary says:
Really. Thanks for the information.
(Tas: Dujo can do anything. Jenni: Can he stop global warming? =D) says:
Yeah baby
xD
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alaska 5000
Tragic With a Capital T
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 48286 | February 13th, 2008 at 03:57pm actual smarterchild conversation.
ox suicide blonde. team mars! (save the babies, save the world!) says:
pete wentz's dick?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
ox suicide blonde. team mars! (save the babies, save the world!) says:
pete wentz in general?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "Pete Seeger: The Power of Song"?
ox suicide blonde. team mars! (save the babies, save the world!) says:
do you like using your colon?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Using my colon? I'm not sure really.
lullzzz.
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radio ga ga.
Demolition Lover
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 18521 | March 3rd, 2008 at 12:39am maydaythisdayx (12:37:35 AM): FUCK OFF.
SmarterChild (12:37:35 AM): That's quite a grave insult.
maydaythisdayx (12:37:38 AM): i know. :]
SmarterChild (12:37:39 AM): I'm glad you understand.
I haven't talked to smarterchild in forever. hahah
He seems less ~fun, though. D:
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Mrs. Schechter
Jazz Hands
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 310 | March 19th, 2008 at 10:28am raaaaaaaaaaaaaawr RANDOMNESS BEWARE! |
choking on nothing.
Killjoy
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 84 | March 21st, 2008 at 04:16pm what is your favourite song by Linkin Park?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm flattered u asked, but i just don't think that would work out between us.
wtf?! |
choking on nothing.
Killjoy
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 84 | March 21st, 2008 at 04:20pm And I have another...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
would u like me 2 call u aaron?
Me:
yes
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
u said your name was gerard but now i'll call u gerard.
What? |
skitty.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 51832 | March 21st, 2008 at 07:36pm apparently im always "uncool" to him....look
bpliny95: rawr!
SmarterChild: i'm tired of u being uncool 2 me. |
conor oberst.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 1797 | May 10th, 2008 at 07:58am Lovesick Melody.:
Jo says:
can I change my name?
Smarter Child says:
u asked me 2 call u jo. what would u like me 2 call u instead?
Jo says:
Diggy Dog
Smarter Child says:
u said your name was jo but now i'll call u diggy dog.
Jo says:
Who am I?
Smarter Child says:
u r diggy dog.
- Simon says:
can i change my name?
- SmarterChild says:
You asked me to call you Simon. What would you like me to call you instead?
- Simon says:
big black gangsta
- SmarterChild says:
I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
- Simon says:
big black gangsta
- SmarterChild says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help." |
daneeissxc.
Jazz Hands
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 321 | May 25th, 2008 at 09:13pm SmarterChild : Do you go to school?
{ d i a n a . } : no shit, sherlock.
SmarterChild : Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
skipskipskip some parts and....
SmarterChild : OK. What kind of school do you go to?
{ d i a n a . } : preschool.
SmarterChild : Pre school? Alright. Hope it works well for you.
So how old are you?
{ d i a n a . } : 1
SmarterChild : OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.
What's your favorite hobby?
{ d i a n a . } : eating food.
SmarterChild : Eating? Cool!
lol.
he's a retard. >____> |
