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jeeves asks my chemical romance

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skittle_slut
Thinking Happy Thoughts
skittle_slut
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 574
October 8th, 2007 at 02:03am
okay. so here's what happens
p1 asks a normal question that would be asked on ask.com or something like that.
p2 answers as if they are gerard or someone from my chem.
Get it?
EXAMPLE:
P1: what is the plural of moose?

P2: MEESE!
lock if anyone thinks it is stupid

I'll start!
how many times does the world turn around in a day?
xoxomariahxoxo
Fabulous Killjoy
xoxomariahxoxo
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 125
October 8th, 2007 at 03:41am
how the heck should i know! lol

what is crop rotation?
xGerardifiedx
Killjoy
xGerardifiedx
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Posts: 41
October 8th, 2007 at 11:03am
i have no clue at all? why is emo bad
Meeshell
Awake and Unafraid
Meeshell
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 10166
October 8th, 2007 at 11:43am
gerard: because when i called mikey emo, he stole my cookie. therefore emo is bad because it steals your cookies.

this is easy:: what do you put in a toaster?
Captain Jack Wonka.
Shotgun Sinner
Captain Jack Wonka.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 7307
October 8th, 2007 at 12:12pm
mikey: I think most of the people put bread and such... but I've thought it's more reasonable to stick a fork in a toaster.

what do you feel after drinking coffee?
idk. my bff jill?
Demolition Lover
idk. my bff jill?
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 18372
October 10th, 2007 at 04:35am
OMG!!!11YAYZZZZ!!11

XD

What does Frank do after eating Skittles?
Go fuck yourself
Devil's Got Your Number
Go fuck yourself
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 37823
October 10th, 2007 at 06:18am
Frank : to make his huge head look semi- unnoticable


does Bob sneak cats on the tour bus?
Sally Stitches.
Awake and Unafraid
Sally Stitches.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 11740
October 10th, 2007 at 06:21am
Frank: Yes. Because it's the only kind of 'pussy' he'll ever get.

What is Frank's favourite flavour of Skittles?
Go fuck yourself
Devil's Got Your Number
Go fuck yourself
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 37823
October 10th, 2007 at 06:26am
Gerard: he pretands it's dried blood


what stuffed animals do they sleep with and names?
Liek teh lulz!
Salute You in Your Grave
Liek teh lulz!
Age: 102
Gender: -
Posts: 4249
October 10th, 2007 at 09:23am
Mikey: Because he wants a tattoo, but since he's afraid of needles, he just write it down.
Frank: He even write some on his ass.

Why does Ray loves being fro?
earth2themorgue
Bleeding on the Floor
earth2themorgue
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 1475
October 10th, 2007 at 10:27am
Bob: because he likes to steal my cats and hide them in there.

what do they do to guys like us in prison?
fun ghoul
In a Bullet's Embrace
fun ghoul
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 58705
October 10th, 2007 at 01:42pm
Frank: i need to be in prison or talk to a prisoner to know that

have you ever been gay for each other..?
girl interrupted.
Salute You in Your Grave
girl interrupted.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 2792
October 10th, 2007 at 10:39pm
Gerard; Many a time Naughty

Where does coffee come from?
Jenny.
Moderator
Jenny.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 19720
October 11th, 2007 at 12:23am
gerard and mikey: starbucks.

ummmm.........
why don't you play any bullets songs anymore?
Jenny.
Moderator
Jenny.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 19720
October 11th, 2007 at 12:25am
(this has nothing to do with the subject, but little miss crooked, i clicked the sign thingy on ur sig and god, did it scare the shit outta me!!!!)
ohaybill
Killjoy
ohaybill
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 43
October 11th, 2007 at 05:42am
Mikey" Wha? Oh...um...because Alicia told me to.

Why is Mikey's hair so pretty?
girl interrupted.
Salute You in Your Grave
girl interrupted.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 2792
October 11th, 2007 at 07:41am
Gerard; Practice makes perfect. Naughty

xD

Red or black roses?

Gerard for S.P.E.W.!
Jazz Hands
Gerard for S.P.E.W.!
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 251
October 11th, 2007 at 08:26am
Bob: I eat them... -Gerard punches bob in the arm- Red roses symbolize love and black roses are pretty. Black!!

What's an exponent called while it's being eaten by two chickens and a field mouse?
The Joker
Salute You in Your Grave
The Joker
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2482
October 11th, 2007 at 09:28pm
bob - hey i'm a drummer i'm not supposed to know this stuff!
frank - there there bob *grabs hold of his shoulder in support*

how can you tell is chicken is cooked properly?
EdwardCullenIsLove
Fabulous Killjoy
EdwardCullenIsLove
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 166
October 12th, 2007 at 02:02pm
Mikey: eating some. If it makes you puke its not cooked.



Whats osmosis?