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May 27th, 2009 at 07:52am
Frank-Uh, Ray's got a cool afro, Bob is... tall, Gerard looks girly-
Gerard-Thats not a compliment.
Frank-It is for me. Anyway, Gerard looks girly and Mikey... has a cool bass. Yeah.
Mikey-Gerard's a nice brother, ray has awesome guitars, Bob has a nice personality when he is in a good mood, and Frank is... funny.
Gerard-Thanks Mikey. Mikey is a good brother, Ray has awesome guitars and cool hair, Bob is nicelooking and Frank is short.
Frank-Not a compliment.
Gerard-*Mocking* It is for me!
Ray-Gerard smells nice when he washes, Frank is good at games, same for Bob, and Mikey has nice glasses.
MIkey-I don't wear glasses.
Ray-Oh well.
Bob-Ray is nice, Gerard is nice, Frank is nice and Mikey is nice.
Gerard-Brilliant compliments Bob.

What is the worst thing about your bandmates?
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May 27th, 2009 at 06:56pm
Frank- Gerard goes crazy when he doesn't have coffee for an hour, Bob won't tell me the secret of growing an awesome beard, Ray plays lead guitar even though I've played longer than he has and Mikey threatens my life with his toaster antics.

Gerard- Frank overreacts to everything, Bob always beats me at video games, Ray is always telling me that I should exercise more, and Mikey can't be left alone in a room without burning something.

Ray- Bob gets to go on vacation because of "injuries", Gerard takes a bath once every 2 weeks, Mikey is almost bipolar, and Frank is too short.

Bob- Gerard makes my heart burn, Ray steals all my red bull, Frank has so much fan fiction about him, and Mikey smells weird.

Mikey- Ray is a meanie, Gerard won't let me post the video of him as Peter Pan, Bob likes cats too much, and Frank took Gerard away from me.
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Reporter- Yay! I didn't have to use my taser! What's your biggest fear?
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May 28th, 2009 at 11:31am
Mikey: Grocery shopping.
Ray: *nods* It's a known fact.
Gerard: Needles, damn, those lng, shiny, sharp... oh goodness...
Frank: Gerard, get over it. =P
Mikey: The never-ending lover's spat.
Bob: How shocking.
Ray: I'm afraid of things.
Frank: I donno.
Bob: I don't fear, they fear me.
Gerard: Righteous.

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Reporter: Okayyy... it seems that Bob is usually the left one out. Wat do you have to say to that?
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May 28th, 2009 at 10:40pm
Bob- I don't like cameras so I try to not attract attention, but it does make me feel sad when I see how much fan fiction is written about me. It's always about Gerard, Frank, and Mikey! Sad
Gerard+Frank+Mikey- Uh...Sorry!
Ray- It's okay Bob. We don't have to worry about stalkers.
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Frank, if you actually finished college and became a psychologist, which one of your bandmates would you like to help the most?
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May 28th, 2009 at 11:42pm
Frank - (Just gestures towards Gerard)

What does everyone anticipate to be Gerard's biggest fatherly obstacle?
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May 29th, 2009 at 09:49pm
Frank- Diapers.
Bob- Baby barf.
Ray- Gerard should quit smoking.
Mikey- Making sure Bandit Lee doesn't become as messed up as he was.
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Are you guys aware that someone only known as Xx_toasters&forks_xX has posted the video of Gerard as Peter Pan on YouTube? I have a taser in case this goes really bad. Shocked
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May 30th, 2009 at 01:44am
Mikey - Coulda been anyone..
Gerard - (Leaps on Mikey and dangles spit over his eye)

How should world famine be solved?
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June 1st, 2009 at 01:27pm
Gerard: Make all the countries with more food giv the food to the countries with less food?
Bob: That works.
Mikey: Toast.
Ray: Tha's not a real answer.
Frank: Skittles.
Ray: Neither is that.
Mikey & Frank: Ray Toro.
Ray: (looks confused)
Bob: (sighs)

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So... if you got a six-foot long panther as a pet, what would you name it?
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June 1st, 2009 at 06:17pm
Gerard - Death. (Creepy look)
Mikey - Danzig. Or Irvine.
Bob - Lafawnda.
Ray - Tiny.
Frank - Licorice.
(Everyone raises their eyebrow at the others)

What phrase would sound the funniest on helium?
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June 2nd, 2009 at 07:18pm
Mikey- Yay! I can finally use the mini helium tank I alwyas carry with me! (sucks the gas in) Bubbles!
Gerard- Gimme! (takes helium) I am the Grim Reaper and I have come to take you.
Ray- (breathes in from tank) Cool! I sound like Cartman!
Bob- (gets helium) You sound weird.
Frank- (gets tank) Um... (giggles)
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If you were a Mafia Don, what would be your first order of business?
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June 3rd, 2009 at 03:52pm
Frank - Get really fat and work on my Italian accent.
Bob - Buy a cat and call him Uccisore.
Ray - Procure an Italian restaurant in which to do business.
Gerard - I don't appreciate your Italian mob stereotypes! Mobs can be anywhere!
Mikey - Yeah! Consider my and Gerard's history, will ya? That's disrespect.
Gerard - Definitely. And in any case, I'd put a hit on whoever was involved in The Hours.
Mikey - I'd get some buckets and rubber cement, and let my grammar deteriorate. Sheesh, it's sleeping with the fish, not fishes.
Frank - I'd make a show like the Sopranos... The Ieros... (smirks)
Bob - You've had your turn, Frank.
Frank - (hangs head)

Eh, right. Anyways. If you could have any one person punched in the face, who would it be and why?
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June 4th, 2009 at 06:47pm
Mikey- The president of our record company. They forced us to take away all our videos from YouTube!
Gerard- Why one? There's so many people that made fun of me in school. I'l pick the first one who called me gay.
Bob- I don't know. I'm not as scary as I look.
Ray- Come on, Bob. For me it wuld be the guy who got the guitar I was going to buy yesterday.
Frank- The person who started the whole Ferard thing.
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What was the most uncomfortable experience you had with a fan and why was it uncomfortable?
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June 5th, 2009 at 12:20am
Mikey - There were these two fans..
Bob - .. that we kidnapped ..
Ray - .. and let them out ..
Frank - .. in the middle of nowhere, and yelled ..
Gerard - "SURPRISE!"
Mikey - That one was uncomfortable. For them.
Bob - 'Cause they were in the middle of nowhere.
Gerard - "SURPRISE!"
Frank - It's done, Gerard.

You find a million dollars on the street. What do you do?
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June 8th, 2009 at 05:05pm
Mikey- Donate it all to a suicide prevention agency. We're not a suicide cult.
Gerard- I was going to say that! I'm the anti-suicide one!
Mikey- (sticks out tounge)
Ray- I'd buy a lot of guitarts and a phone that works.
Frank- Skittles...
Bob- Cats...
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Who would win in a staring contest?
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June 9th, 2009 at 12:41am
-There is no response, the members simply start staring at the question asker-

If you could start your own religion, what would it be based on?
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June 13th, 2009 at 06:23pm
Ray- I don't know but Frank, Mikey, and Gerard would start a religion called Ferardikey-ism, where incest and homosexuality are not a sin.
Gerard- That's what you want. In my religion death comes to you in the form of a parade.
Frank- Uh... I went to Catholic school so...Talk to Mikey! He's the spiritual advisor!
Mikey- In my religion unicorns are angels.
Bob- Are you on something?
Mikey- No. Maybe.
Bob- (glares at Mikey)
Mikey- Okay! I'm on a chair!
Gerard- What kind of drug is Achair? (stares blankly) Oh.
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If MCR was making a remake of Grease which character would you like to play and why?
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June 13th, 2009 at 11:45pm
Mikey - Danny. I've got the pomp and all.
Frank - Sandy!
Mikey + Frank - Buu-huuut ooohhh, thooose suuuhhh-uuuuhh-maaahhh naaa-haaaaiiightsss!
Gerard - I'd be Rizzo.
Bob - I'd want to be Kenickie.
Ray - I'd be Greased Lightning.
Bob - You can't be a car, Ray.
Ray - Shaddap.

What do you all think Bandit's first word is going to be?
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June 14th, 2009 at 01:26am
Gerard- It's going to be "death", "black" or "coffee"
Mikey- You're pressuring Bandit already?! What a terrible father. I'm telling Lyn-z.
Gerard- I'm going to be an awesome dad!
Ray- It's going to be what it's going to be.
Bob- I think it's going to be "dada" or something like that.
Frank- Something tells me it's going to be an unexpected word. Considering who the parents are.
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There's a thread on imnotokay.net that's kept alive by the efforts of 4 fans, what would you say to those 4 fans?
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June 14th, 2009 at 02:52pm
Mikey - I'd say kudos for the determination.
Bob - I'd ask them what the hell 'imnotokay.net' is, then thank them.
Gerard - I'd tell them that they're awesome for being devoted and they should expect a present in the mail.
Ray - I'd say th.. what? A present, Gerard?
Gerard - Yup, a present.
Ray - What kind of present?
Gerard - I was thinking of Fedexing myself to them.
Ray - Stop right there. Bad idea, Gee. Anyways, I'd say that it's pretty cool we have four very beautiful, amazing, awesome fans who we love very much keeping threads basically about us alive. It's extremely flattering.
Frank - Goddamnit it, Ray, why couldn't you have gone last? Now mine sounds lame. But I'd say, 'Thanks very much. Kids like you are the reason we keep going.'
Ray - Naw, man, that was good.
Frank - Aw, shucks.

If you could go back to any point in your life, where would it be?
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June 15th, 2009 at 10:23pm
Mikey- The day of Gerard's preformance of Peter Pan. I'd bring a fancy camcorder.
Gerard- I'd go back to the day I started drinking and save myself from all the shit I got myself into.
Ray- But your alcholism was your main inspiration for a lot of your early stuff.
Gerard- So I should stop being sober?
Ray- NO! I'd go back to high school and kick someone's butt.
Bob- I wouldn't do the video for "Famous Last Words"
Frank- I wouldn't go back.
Mikey- What about the time you kicked me to the ground during a show?
Gerard- Or when you kicked me in the balls?
Ray- You sliced my head with your guitar.
Bob- Same thing.
Frank- Okay! I'd go back and save Pansy.
Mikey+Gerard+Ray+Bob- You ass...
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If you could be any mythical creature besides a vampire or zombie what would you be?