The-Continued-Ultimate MCR Story

...slapped Bob with the fawaffle tree that Bob used to slap those Danish ice cream makers wearing scary Miley Cyrus shirts on. Bob again hugged the fawaffle tree and...

fell into a deep sleep. After about a day of being bored and watching him sleep, the others decided he needed to wake up. So, Frank decided to...

...Dress Bob up as an ant and feed to a pack of angry anteaters. However none of them knew where to find angry anteaters, as they had suddenly ended up on Jupiter. Ray offered to act like an angry anteater, however Mikey...

couldn't stop singing "Drops of Jupiter" by Train because he always wanted to do that on the actual planet Jupiter. Ray tried to get his attention so he could have some help with the anteater plan, but suddenly he was distracted by...

...a bunch of Jupiterian Angry Anteaters and then they offered Bob to the Jupiterian Angry Anteaters. Then Bob wakes up mid-band members-feeding-Bob-to Jupiterian Angry Anteaters and...

...screamed and tried to run away, but Ray, having amazingly strong arms, held him in a lock so he couldnt get out. Gerard led the Jupiterian Angry Anteaters towards Bob with a evil glint in his eye, but Frank...

had a sudden realization of wrongness! "Wait! What are we doing?! We can't do this to poor Bob, our beloved drummer and friend!" The others knew he was right. Hell, even the alien anteaters knew he was right. "Well, poo! What are we gonna do now?" Gerard asked, deathly afraid of possible boredom. "Well," said Frank, "We could...

...go panty raidin' your room."

Gerard didn't want his undergarments to be raided, but couldn't think of a clever rebuttal. Luckily, Mikey had an idea...

... to have himself, bob, ray and gerard secretly panty raid frank's room. so, gerard got out his magic wand and poofed them to frank's house. frank asked, "what r we doing here?"
mikey didnt want frank to know their plan, so he told bob to...

.....go make them all cupcakes!

bob made the cupcakes which very much distracted frank.
while frank was amazed by the cupcakes, the other 4 went to franks room to continue the plan.
when they got to franks room, they were shocked to find someone already there. it was...

...one of the Jupiterian Angry Anteaters that had accidentally got poofed with them. It was chewing up all Frank's pretty panties and throwing them out the window when it was done with them. Mikey...

... screamed ,"that's not fair!!" and went downstairs to stick a fork in frank's toaster.
frank, who had eaten all the cupcakes, noticed that his pretty undergarments had been tossed out the window.
he wondered about this until he heard ray's scream come from his room.
when he got up there, he found an alien anteater attacking the guitarist and eating his 'fro.
gerard, who was staring at himself in the mirror, reacted by...

...picking up the mirror and smashing the alien anteater with it. bob was so angry that when the anteater met his gaze, it turned to stone. gerard was impressed but no they wondered what to do with the anteater statue. ray proposed that...

They autograph it and sell it on ebay. So, they did this, and within minutes it was purchased for an amazing sum of money by...

...sixty-eight million, nine hundred forty-three thousand, and seven dollars.
but when they got the money, they were going to give it to an orphanage, ((it was surprisingly called the "I'm not okay orphanage") when they were randomly attacked by The Cupcake Unicorn.
it turns out that the money was actually counterfeit, but the unicorn didnt know that, so it....

took the money and ran off with it to by cupcakes but luckily it's horrible plan was foiled by...

PANSY! frank was overjoyed to see his guitar back and living again so he helped pansy foil the unicorns plans by...

gathering up an army of fawaffle trees.(lol)
the trees were overjoyed to help Frank and Pansy.
the leader of the Fawaffle tree army, a tree surprisingly named Pierre, proposed that...