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January 21, 2008 - The Pheonix votes Gerard Way to be #21 unsexiest man

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MyChemicalConspiracy
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January 20th, 2008 at 06:23pm
Alright, now I'm not gonna go DROOLING over Gerard or anything, but he is very good looking and this report burns me up... And I quote:

[21] GERARD WAY
Goth doughboy

My Chemical Romance singer may be the only rocker who aspires to look more like Billy Corgan. His fashion sense evidently arrested shortly after the re-release of The Nightmare Before Christmas.

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They're just jealous that they have no musical talent...
GraveyardDiva
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January 20th, 2008 at 07:50pm
agreed.

...about them being jelous.
XxDead DivaxX
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January 20th, 2008 at 09:14pm
*Glares at person who originally wrote about Gerard and swears her ass off*

Ah, that felt good.
folkin' around.
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January 20th, 2008 at 10:05pm
Okay, I believe there may have been a topic on this already...but I can't look right now.

Anywho, here's a link to the actual website that had this list:
http://thephoenix.com/article_ektid37369.aspx
Gerard is on page 8.

So you want me to believe that Osama Bin Laden, #92 page 1, is more appealing than Gerard?

And that Alan colmes, #42, is also? (below)
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Okay, I'm sorry, but I beg to differ.

He shouldn't even have been on that list.
writerGrrl
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January 20th, 2008 at 11:26pm
Gerard is kinda ugly, although he's less of a doughboy now than he used to be. However I don't need him to look pretty, I don't like when teeniebopper magazines take pictures of him where he looks like he's starving himself to death.

To be honest, the people who wrote that write such things in order to GET other people worked up. If it worked, then they did their job.
danifr
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January 21st, 2008 at 12:19am
That list is messed up and shallow. Some of the guys on that list are really talented. How uneducated do you have to be to create something based on looks alone?

Strange...Gerard is #21 on the unsexy list, but I am oddly attracted to that picture of him... Smile
hayleyjean
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January 21st, 2008 at 12:29am
I'm not going to be worked up over this or anything.
But people have their own opinions.
x_pansy
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January 21st, 2008 at 03:51am
That's pretty pathetic.
I mean Im not gonna get all angry and start screaming about how Gerard is the sexiest man alive, but I do think that just having a list like that is pretty pathetic.
I mean what they wrote about Patrick Stump and all? It's just plain nasty and shallow.
Person0001
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January 21st, 2008 at 07:34am
I actually thought that was pretty funny LOL w/e don't get offended by that stuff - anyone who asserts that G is not good-looking clearly doesn't have eyes. Even my GRANDMOTHER says he's good-looking, Dude. Rose, that wasn't very nice <glares>
starktreks
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January 21st, 2008 at 08:41am
I'm with Deb on this.
My Gran thinks Frank is hot! x]
Paint It Black
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January 21st, 2008 at 08:44am
All I can say is that I don't agree Tehe
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January 21st, 2008 at 08:52am
I lol'd.

Looking like Billy is a compliment, tbh. They're just jealous they aren't bald.
Amanda Young
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January 21st, 2008 at 12:20pm
oh my what a stupid comment they made...grrr Gerard is so good looking and sorry teenie moment coming up...but is really, really sexy Wink

although I bet he is more talented than anyone in the most sexy list cause everyone in the most sexy list are just about looks (most of the list) and nothing else

though he doesn't care, either do we sooooo meh! who cares Wink
neville longbottom.
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January 21st, 2008 at 01:14pm
Why should we care? Gerard doesn't, his wife doesn't and we shouldn't.
Faye Merci
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January 21st, 2008 at 01:23pm
Pressure:
Why should we care? Gerard doesn't, his wife doesn't and we shouldn't.
Exactly. I didn't really care. It's a matter of opinion.
Green Faerie
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January 21st, 2008 at 02:21pm
Pfuit, that list is just pathetic. Surely it's only purpose can be to attempt to destroy others self esteem and educate the young to believe that it's only what's on the outside that matters.

There is no way that Gerard is unattractive. Everyone, EVERYONE has beauty, people just need to actually try and see it.

Lists like this annoy me, whether Gerard is on them or not. I just hope that they didn't include anyone that has serious self esteem issues, because no one needs that kind of judgement, particularly if they are feeling vulnerable.
Citizen Erased.
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January 22nd, 2008 at 08:48am
Actually, that's pretty freakin funny. Gerard is most certainly not a doughboy. Very Happy I think that's a pretty dumb insult.....
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January 22nd, 2008 at 08:49am
Frank's Pixie:
Actually, that's pretty freakin funny. Gerard is most certainly not a doughboy. Very Happy I think that's a pretty dumb insult.....
No, the dumb insult was the: who aspires to look more like Billy Corgan part.
FaDe_2_BlAcK
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January 22nd, 2008 at 01:53pm
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they have so used photoshop to make him look chunkier


haha doughboy

thats a funny insult tho

might have to keep that one in mind..

non the less
pure bullshit.

makes for entertaining reading though
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January 22nd, 2008 at 09:15pm
LOL it's too pathetic to be sad over it.
I've heard the doughboy one before.
They could have chosen a more pasty pic of him (there's plenty better than the one they used) to get the point across.