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January 21, 2008 - The Pheonix votes Gerard Way to be #21 unsexiest man

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I Am The Walrus
Jazz Hands
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January 22nd, 2008 at 11:26pm
wow i just spent half an hour trying to calm myself down so i wouldn't scream and smash the comp. screen when i saw what they wrote about Patrick Stump! I'd love to see what the person who wrote that looks like Wink

Edit - PAGE CLAIM! imma call it The Phoenix is Shallower than a shower
Chapstique
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January 23rd, 2008 at 04:44am
LOL there are soooo many comments on the website from pretty angry people defending gerard.

I just find it funny that they can even be so shallow.
The Joker
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January 23rd, 2008 at 03:50pm
its quite pathectic really its clearly to make an impact because mcr and gerard himself has such a huge female fanbase so by them going "oh lets diss him and call him ugly and doughy" obviously will cause controversy which is what they were after...
I'm pretty sure gerard won't be bothered, we all know that hes not unattractive or doughy. We all know theres a lot more to a person than looks =]
Citizen Erased.
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January 24th, 2008 at 09:37am
They called him a doughboy......not cool, unless they're saying he tastes like cookie dough, and we all know that's a different story. Naughty
fabulous killjoy.
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January 24th, 2008 at 09:42am
I love that people are getting pissed about this. XD
Pixie-Gates
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January 24th, 2008 at 09:46am
Ach, Gerard's beautiful.

Anyone who can't see that ain't worth it.

File
Alexface.
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January 26th, 2008 at 04:32pm
In no way is Pete Doherty better looking than Gerard. Neutral
TaraIsBack!
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January 28th, 2008 at 09:44am
How much you want to bet the only reason Gerard is on that list is because someone's girlfriend called out 'GERARD!" during sex with her writer boyfriend?

Oh, and I must be really weird because I thought some of those guys were hot!

But I can't believe that Osama wasn't #1. Apparently having bad hair (Donald Trump) makes you less sexy than a mass murderer.
fabulous killjoy.
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January 28th, 2008 at 09:51am
Wait... if looking like Billy is a bad thing... then where is he on the list. XD
XxRiseOutYourGravexX
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January 28th, 2008 at 02:47pm
MyChemicalConspiracy:
Alright, now I'm not gonna go DROOLING over Gerard or anything, but he is very good looking and this report burns me up... And I quote:

[21] GERARD WAY
Goth doughboy

My Chemical Romance singer may be the only rocker who aspires to look more like Billy Corgan. His fashion sense evidently arrested shortly after the re-release of The Nightmare Before Christmas.

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They're just jealous that they have no musical talent...


OMG!!!!!!! i read that on a website and i was like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT and i told my friend and she was also reaaally angry
oooomg! theyre well jealous!!
lol
Gerard is one of THE most sexiest and incredible ppl to walk this earth, along with Mikey, Bob, Ray and Frank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XxRiseOutYourGravexX
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January 28th, 2008 at 02:48pm
Terracotta Pie.:
In no way is Pete Doherty better looking than Gerard. Neutral


uuum no.
SFXtra
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January 28th, 2008 at 04:31pm
Lmaooo funny.
XD
mr.ross
Jazz Hands
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January 29th, 2008 at 07:47pm
I actually laughed at this. And I laughed at myself that almost everyone I LOVE was on the list. Patrick Stump? John Heder. John Heder and Gerard Way are awesome. Who cares what they look like? Seriously. But, all that person is trying to do is get some people to look at their articles. psh. Journalism is so predictable
superhumangorilla
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January 29th, 2008 at 09:29pm
That list was one of the dumbest things I've ever read...
Harlequinn
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February 14th, 2008 at 05:48pm
obviously they havent actually looked at him Razz
art star.
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February 14th, 2008 at 08:14pm
They're just jealous. Tehe
savannah's gone.
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February 16th, 2008 at 09:36am
FaDe_2_BlAcK:
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they have so used photoshop to make him look chunkier

dear god that is so edited its unbelievable.jealous bastards
Gerard Way.
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February 16th, 2008 at 01:03pm
i dont know how many times gerard had made it in the "unsexiest men of insert-year-here" list(s).

on other note, i think the doughboy is really cute. srsly. Very Happy
Natalie__x
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February 17th, 2008 at 11:25am
"Doughboy" Haha that made me laugh xD
Pshhh they probably need their eyes tested or someting.
Switchblade Saint
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February 25th, 2008 at 06:18am
Pixie-Gates:
Ach, Gerard's beautiful.

Anyone who can't see that ain't worth it.

File


Pixie-Gates has Said It All.

they ain't worth our anger. they ARE worth our amusement, though, & that's bcoz we have a functioning sense of humour.