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September 7th, 2008 at 03:56am
Maybe it varies.
He goes back and forth,
keeps a little variety going.

Rhys is a woman, really.

Ha, that's funny,
I'll have to look and compare.
But for me, I've been reading this book lately,
it's called "Please Kill Me" and it's the entire history of Punk music through quotes and stories from people,
and in some parts of the book, it has random pictures,
and there was this picture of this one guy, Johnny Thunders [he was in the New York Dolls],
and he looks just like Faris to me,
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He's the one on the right.
That's actually the picture that my book has, too.
Lizz Incredible
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September 7th, 2008 at 03:57am
Next time I see him, I'm going to ask him to tell me a joke.
I just want to see what stupid joke he'll pull out of a hat.
But really, I feel like he would look at me, raise an eyebrow, then walk away /:

I dislike that word...Meterosexual.
I'm just going to say Rhys is a woman.
Its more fun. And its like I'm being mean to him, but I'm not!
Which is fun, yes!

You know...I can see where your friend might say that...
Its the hair, most deffinitely.
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September 7th, 2008 at 03:59am
That's a good idea,
ask him a joke and see what he does.
But no matter if it's bad or not,
laugh hysterically, and see if he laughs with,
that's what I want to see. xD

I do as well, sounds too..tasteless.
But it's true, saying he's a woman is so much more fun.

Waaaaaaah, I got the bottom of the page,
go backwards and look at what I posted.
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September 7th, 2008 at 04:41am
Hahahahaha!!!
I'm totally going to do that!
He and I are going to be on a sidewalk somewhere, laughing so hard that one of us will be slapping our knees.
Then there will be Tom, staring, blankly, might I add.
He'll laugh later, when we've moved on.

Woah!
That dude does bare a resemblance to Faz!
His nose is a little smaller, but his face shape and hair is very familiar!
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September 7th, 2008 at 04:42am
Metrosexual doesn't sound proper at all, I also agree. xD
It's kind of cuter/funnier to say Rhys is a girl.
It reminds me of the tour diary video or something when they're walking on a street and Rhys and Faris are saying things referring to Rhys about the 'ugly girl in their band' or something.
I think that's what they're talking about, or I'm a serious mentalcase who misinterpreted what they were talking about. xD

I saw the picture you posted, Mae, that guy looks like Faris!
It's kind of odd.
And Lizz, it's definitely the Bob hair.
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September 7th, 2008 at 04:46am
I'd ask him to tell me a joke,
and he'd tell it, and I'd laugh like "ho ho ho ho ho",
just like that, because it would be so dumb to me.

Lulz, I loved that part.
Mostly because Rhys was wearing bright green pants,
and Faris called him Grandpa.

He really does,
there's a couple of other pictures of him in that book,
Amber says it's just the hair, but I think his face looks a lot the same, too.
His nose is a bit smaller, but it's the same shape, pretty much.
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Freaky.
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September 7th, 2008 at 04:50am
I think if the nose was just a bit bigger, it'd be really, really similar to Faris' face.
They have similar hair, their faces are kind of similar shaped and I think their eyes are kind of the same?
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September 7th, 2008 at 04:58am
They've got the same chin, and the same eyes,
and just about the same face shape, the hair is similar too.
If his nose was bigger, and his lips were a little less wide, then it would be dead-on.
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September 7th, 2008 at 05:04am
If the lips were a bit more puffy too. xD
Since Faris has those big cushion-y lips, right?
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September 7th, 2008 at 05:07am
Lulz, pillow lips.
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They tell no lies.
Should I feel bad that I want to poke them?
They're just so...squishy.
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September 7th, 2008 at 05:16am
You should not feel bad at all, there are much worse things you could do.
You don't want to physically harm them or anything... or well, I don't think you do. xD
They do look rather poke-able.
I bet they're soft. (:
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September 7th, 2008 at 05:32am
Too true.
I want to cut them off, and tack them to my wall.
Ahahahahaha, only not really. Ew.

Well, I would think they are too.
Never seen hard lips before. xD
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September 7th, 2008 at 06:21am
xD YOU NEVER KNOW THESE DAYS, MAE.
There are some really weird people out there, you never know what they might want to do with poor Faris' luscious lips.

Nooo, I meant soft as in... non-chapped or rough, you know? xD
Sometimes people have really smooth lips, though, and I just think Faris would have that kind of lips.
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September 7th, 2008 at 06:29am
LAWELS, LANEE, IS U GONNA TAKE FAZ'S LUSHUS LIPS AND PUT THEM ON UR WALL?
True though, there are loads of creepy people.

I don't know, I think he bites them a lot,
so I think they'd probably be kind of chapped.

...What an odd discussion.
How fun. xD
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September 7th, 2008 at 06:34am
LMAO. I DON'T THINK I'M YET THAT CREEPY, BUT I'M NOT SURE Y'KNOW.
Wow, I pressed enter to submit this post way too early.

That's true, and he probably licks them a lot because I'd imagine his mouth/lips get a bit dry from screaming/singing a lot...
So, you never know.
But they appear to be soft to me, I like to imagine them being soft and kind of have a strawberry flavor? xD
I think Joseph would be blueberry.

It is... and I think I've most definitely just added to the oddity factor.
I've also realized that I say, 'you never know' way too much.
And now I've realized that I believe I've realized this before. xD
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September 7th, 2008 at 06:39am
YOU ARE CERTAINLY GETTING THERE, MISSY. MS. LURKER.
Lmao, I kid.

That's true. Screaming like that stretches your mouth in weird ways,
I'd imagine they'd be kind of cracked.
Oh my word. I don't want to have to imagine that his lips tasting like strawberries. [ahaha, strawberries are my favorite, actually...]
Blueberry seems very suiting.
I imagine Rhys' would be like honey, maybe wine or something else alcoholic.
Tom's are like weed. |8

There's no problem though, because it's fun.
If one of us wasn't having fun being creepy, than it would be bad.
Lmao, I didn't notice, actually.
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September 7th, 2008 at 06:48am
I KNOW, RIGHT?
If Faris ever happens to lose his lips, people are definitely going to suspect me now. Shifty

Strawberries are delicious, though, Mae!
See, it's fate! I didn't even know they were your favourite, and that's what he'd taste like for sure. xD
I agree with the other Horrors, although I think Joshua's might taste like something sour or bitter.
Something a bit quirky or strange.

That's true, someone's got to keep it creepy in here.
That's why I lurk, incase it gets too normal here so I can just jump in and mention naked Inspector Tom or point out crotches. ;D
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September 7th, 2008 at 06:57am
That would be strange,
someone just post on the horum,
"FARIS' LIPS HAVE GONE MISSING."
and then he makes a post to it,
"Yeah.. They are no longer in my possession.. I'm bleeding quite a lot, but on a worse note, I've lost my woman-getters.."
And then I can be like "LANEE HAS THEM!"

Oh Lawdy lawd. They really are though, not gonna lie.
-not to mention my birthmark, hahaha, that's still the most ridiculous thing ever.-
They'd be something like sour skittles. Yikes.

D:
Oh god, you just had to bring him up. xD
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September 7th, 2008 at 07:09am
So I know you all are not talkign about this anymore but there is a photobucket with screen caps of basically every single time a horror was on screen (like, 220 of them are mine or something)

Linky

Uhm...I like Faz's lips
But speaking of hard looking lips, I think Rhys wouls have hard lips...erm
They aren't that pretty
and Josh has cock sucking lips
that is all
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September 7th, 2008 at 07:11am
I would do my best to use my handy knowledge to patch him up!
I could even attempt to mail them to you, in the utmost uncreepy way.
Oh god, imagine how morbid the Horum hors would be then.
Then I'd be hated for life in the Horum. xD

It's destiny, Mae, total destiny. xD
It's odd sometimes how you find things in common with people that it's really cool to have things in common with.
Kyle Falconer and I? Loads of similarities, except I am not Scottish nor do I have fantastic hipbones that girls would swoon off of cliffs for. =[
And yes, I'd be the girl to swoon off a cliff.

OF COURSE I DID.
Inspector Tom's been neglected for at least two weeks, since I haven't been here.
He needs to come out of the shadows and out of the trousers.

I feel like I've been completely unnecessarily perverted tonight, but it's just kind of flowing straight out of me. xD