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BeastxInxRepose
S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 153610 | March 10th, 2009 at 11:42pm
Not everyone's day is perfect or goes according as planned. And we wanna hear about it!
This thread follows the same format as its parent website where I got the idea from, FMyLife.com.
All entries must begin with "Today" and end with "FML."
Today, I was looking in my parents' bedroom for my mom's hairdryer after I got out of the shower. I found my mom's hot pink vibrator instead. I never found the hairdryer. FML. |
snow at christmas.
Crash Queen
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 31690 | March 11th, 2009 at 12:59am Todaythespacebaronmykeyboardbroke.FML. |
calculated sacrifice
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 7807 | March 11th, 2009 at 05:49am today, we just had to take a national achievement test for five hours in a freezing room, and then, right after we had practice for p.e. in a really hot room. FML. |
James Owen. Sullivan
Banned
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 12000 | March 11th, 2009 at 06:52am bilo.:Todaythespacebaronmykeyboardbroke.FML.
(except mine wasn't today, it was 12:30 at night on monday when I was finishing an important assignment for tuesday morning) |
playground eyes.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 14066 | March 11th, 2009 at 08:39am (Thanks for making this a thread, Ana, it's a great idea - you got me totally obsessed with FML!!  )
Today, I spilt ice cream all over the computer, my mobile, and my iPod. FML. |
Gerard Way.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 53288 | March 11th, 2009 at 08:56am Today the electric technician didnt come as promised and i have to spend another day without aircond.FML |
no face.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 13483 | March 11th, 2009 at 09:01am Today I got lost on the way home in the summer tropical stormy heat, then had to walk home 5 suburbs away. FML
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joni.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 7747 | March 11th, 2009 at 11:30am Today, I realized that the box of condoms in my mom's room that was full a week ago is now completely empty. The box held 36. Her bedroom is right next to mine.
fml.
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arthur pendragon.
Crash Queen
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 30309 | March 11th, 2009 at 12:43pm Today my best friend told me that his boner popped out of the front of his boxers last night. FML.
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radio ga ga.
Demolition Lover
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 18521 | March 11th, 2009 at 12:56pm Today I need to work on my research paper or I'm not going to get it finished in time. FML.
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smash the silence.
Demolition Lover
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 19164 | March 11th, 2009 at 02:31pm Today, my crush agreed with me when I said I was useless at math. FML. |
DeWitt.
Crash Queen
Age: 31
Gender: -
Posts: 31119 | March 11th, 2009 at 04:24pm Today, I discovered that Dan Green does Tsuzuki's voice on the YnM dub, and Muraki speaks through his nose. Entertainment fail. FML |
filthy hands.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 8403 | March 12th, 2009 at 12:51am Today, i was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, and he asked if i wanted to have phone sex. I've never done that before so i thought, 'hey, i'll give it a try.'
He told me to be descriptive, but I just got embarassed and sat there with my mouth open unable to say anything. After a long silence he said "I love you baby" and started laughing at me. FML |
temptation.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 8676 | March 12th, 2009 at 03:37am Today,I found out my best friend is mad at me for some crap.I tried to make things okay,but it seems like she doesn't want to.And I sit next to her in one of our classes. FML |
Lounge Fly
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 1061 | March 12th, 2009 at 05:16am Today I was masturbating in my bedroom, then I looked to the left and realised that my elderly neighbour was watching me. She waved and I ended up splooging into my computer. FML. |
Fatatio
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 26349 | March 12th, 2009 at 06:25am today i woke up with a flu and decided to go to school just for my oral exam...but my teacher wasn't there. FML |
Gerard Way.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 53288 | March 12th, 2009 at 06:59am Today, I called someone to fix my a/c. The a/c works fine until 30 minutes later when it burn up the whole electricity circuit in my apartment. I called the maintainance person to fix it but they are not available until Sunday.Great, now i have no a/c and no electricity. FML |
playground eyes.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 14066 | March 12th, 2009 at 07:38am today, as i was walking out of the school building to the area where many students wait for the buses, a gust of wind blew my school skirt up. everyone saw. fml. |
lisbeth salander.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 9025 | March 12th, 2009 at 10:15am Today, whilst I was walking to to the learning centre, a little girl wasn't paying attention to where she was going and walked straight into me, tripped over my foot and feel flat on floor. I just stood there whilst the girl was screaming her lungs out and her mother was yelling at me. FML. |
Freddy
Always Born a Crime
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 5079 | March 12th, 2009 at 12:44pm Today I had to do the walk of shame in last night's clothes, while hungover, to the train station across the city. And now my feet hurt from my heels. FML. |
