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Cheap Champagne
Motor Baby
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 932 | May 12th, 2011 at 07:50am
I suddenly don't have a job. FML |
hunteri heroici.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 6926 | May 18th, 2011 at 10:38am I am so going to fail. fml. |
tay jardine;
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 3068 | May 18th, 2011 at 10:19pm 28 page study guide for biology. my worst subject/ fml |
Wolly-san
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 101 | May 19th, 2011 at 06:19am Today I burnt my hand while cooking pasta and my hands gone a little wierd. FML |
Richey Edwards.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 16507 | May 19th, 2011 at 11:16am whiplash sucks cow nipples....FML |
tay jardine;
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 3068 | May 21st, 2011 at 07:03pm got a cast on my wrist earlier /: and i just burned my arm |
A Link to my Heart
Jazz Hands
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 381 | May 24th, 2011 at 05:52pm My neck hurts and I'm sleepy. FML. |
cricket.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 69728 | June 27th, 2011 at 08:29am I have really horrible back pain. I can barely move and everyone thinks I'm faking it.
FML. |
poetic tragedy.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 14806 | July 9th, 2011 at 09:39am i didn't do anything. he did.
my friend was pissed at me. not at him.
fml. |
Ludwig
Motor Baby
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 833 | July 14th, 2011 at 02:56pm Today, I realized that my mother is convinced that I have no friends (which she told all my aunts) and that I am unable to rationalize the presence of eggs in the fridge. And my step-father told his side of the family that I'm boring. Oh, and my mother told my grandma that my weighted GPA is a 4.8, even though it is 4.67. Now I have to listen to Grandma's undeserved praise every time I talk to her on the phone. My mother also doesn't know the difference between weighted and unweighted GPAs, or anything about UC Berkeley other than that it has a nice layout. She also questioned the value of my scores on my last AP tests, which where fives. FML.
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Its 'effing Vonda!
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 104 | July 20th, 2011 at 05:10am I'm not 18 and can't escape my psycho grandmother. FML |
Kick Start My Heart
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 559 | July 20th, 2011 at 07:08am I have two days to complete a 30 photograph portfolio accompanied by a 3,000 word brief and haven't done a thing. FML |
Its 'effing Vonda!
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 104 | July 22nd, 2011 at 12:27am I can't get into my yahoo account for another 12 hours now because my new password doesn't work. FML. |
severus.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 12901 | August 3rd, 2011 at 08:20am That POS laptop charger just had to fail on me now. I ordered a new one off ebay and can use my phone for internet til then, but that's not nearly as convienient. FML |
Kick Start My Heart
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 559 | August 18th, 2011 at 07:33pm I have no Job. Have rent to pay. and just realised I am 22 next saturday. FML |
Disgusting
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 33
Gender: -
Posts: 1436 | September 1st, 2011 at 04:09pm I have no choice on where I sleep, and my current bed hurts me as if it's beating the shit out of me. FML |
mar0o0ha
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1581 | September 3rd, 2011 at 01:54pm my grades are soooooooo Poor at collage , and my Leg is hurting me and Noone believed me because the doctors said there ain't No reason For that .FML |
SoCoolLike
Killjoy
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 7 | September 17th, 2011 at 03:10pm Today, I realized I spend more time on the internet than I do with any of my friends, or with my boyfriend. FML. |
Kick Start My Heart
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 559 | September 18th, 2011 at 08:54pm The lighbulb just exploded in my room and my dog just farted, fucking beautiful  , FML |
Richey Edwards.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 16507 | September 19th, 2011 at 06:54am he wont date me. fml. |
