Haha... Trivia about MCR

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=gerard+way&gender=m

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats so funny!!

That;s brilliant
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I did myself:

Sock was the first Tsar of Russia.
Sock is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
During severe windstorms, Sock may sway several feet to either side.
The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Sock.
If you chew gum while peeling Sock then it will stop you from crying.
In her entire life, Sock will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
Sock was named after Sock the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Sock on New Year's Day.
California is the biggest exporter of Sock in the world.
The difference between Sock and a village is that Sock does not have a church.

Haha I did me...

1. Devoid of her cells and proteins, kristen has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
2. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make kristen!
3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for kristen, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
4. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than kristen, and 400 times smaller!
5. Scientists have discovered that kristen can smell the presence of autism in children.
6. If you chew gum while peeling kristen then it will stop you from crying!
7. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same kristen.
8. Kristen will often glow under UV light.
9. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become kristen on New Year's Day.
10. If you toss kristen 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=my+chemical+romance&gender=p

What Is This Supposed To Be??????????

Tee hee.

How random. Like me ^.^

those are kinda funny and dumb at the same time

hahaha.. that's awsome.. lmao

1. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Ana.
2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Ana would be as small as a pea!
3. If you lick Ana ten times, you will consume one calorie.
4. Ana can sleep with one eye open.
5. In 1982 Time Magazine named Ana its 'Man of the Year'.
6. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Ana in your ear 700 times!
7. Ana can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
8. Ana can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
9. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Ana in your mouth.
10. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Ana to reach the earth's core.

1.Worldwide, Toni is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
2.Red Toni at night, shepherd's delight. Red Toni at morning, shepherd's warning!
3.People used to believe that dressing their male 5.
children as Toni would protect them from evil spirits.
4.All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Toni.
5.Toni is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
6.Toni can use only about ten percent of her brain!
7.The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Toni, and 400 times smaller.
8.The Toni-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Toni-fights take place there every day.
9.Toni is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
10.The word 'samba' means 'to rub Toni'.

1. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Samantha Secular.
2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Samantha Secular orbiting the Earth!
3. Samantha Secular was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
4. Samantha Secular has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
5. Samantha Secular can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
6. Samantha Secular cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
7. The most dangerous form of Samantha Secular is the bicycle!
8. Samantha Secular can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
9. Samantha Secular can't sweat!
10. Samantha Secular can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.

Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Becca in your ear 700 times.
If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Becca would be as small as a pea.
Becca once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Becca!
Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Becca'.
Birds do not sleep in Becca, though they may rest in her from time to time!
Beccaomancy is the art of telling the future with Becca.
Becca can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
Michelangelo finished his great statue of Becca in 1504, after eighteen months work.
New Zealand was the first place to allow Becca to vote.


lmfao, thats some funny shit

i just couldn't resist:


Devoid of his cells and proteins, Frank Iero has the same chemical makeup as sea water!

A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Frank Iero can not.

Without Frank Iero, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!

Frank Iero is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Frank Iero.

The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Frank Iero.

Banging your head against Frank Iero uses 150 calories an hour.

There are six towns named Frank Iero in the United States.

Only twelve people have ever set foot on Frank Iero!

Donald Duck's middle name is Frank Iero.

When provoked, Frank Iero will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.

Mikey Way will often glow under UV light!

Mikey Way, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!

The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Mikey Way.

A Mikey Wayometer is used to measure Mikey Way!

Mikey Way was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!

Mikey Way was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.

The first domain name ever registered was Mikey Way.com.

About 100 people choke to death on Mikey Way each year.

Europe is the only continent that lacks Mikey Way.

There are 336 dimples on Mikey Way.

Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Ray Toro!

99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Ray Toro.

Native Americans never actually ate Ray Toro; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.

It is impossible to fold Ray Toro more than seven times!

All shrimp are born as Ray Toro, but gradually mature into females.
Ray Toro is the world's smallest mammal.

Ray Toro, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.

Ray Toro is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.

Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Ray Toro every year.

The risk of being struck by Ray Toro is one occurence every 9,300 years.

In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Bob Bryar.

Grapes explode if you put them inside Bob Bryar.

Bob Bryar can taste with his feet!

Bob Bryar is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.

Bob Bryar has three eyelids!

Neil Armstrong first stepped on Bob Bryar with his left foot.

In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Bob Bryar is the victim.

Cats use their Bob Bryar to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!

Bob Bryar can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.

Some hotels in Las Vegas have Bob Bryar floating in their swimming pools.

What in the hell is this?? this is so funny but WTF is it?

If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Bert mcCracken.
In 1982 Time Magazine named Bert mcCracken its 'Man of the Year'.
It's bad luck to whistle near Bert mcCracken.
More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Bert mcCracken!
Bert mcCracken is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
Bert mcCracken is the world's largest rodent.
Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Bert mcCracken.
The fingerprints of Bert mcCracken are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
If Bert mcCracken was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
Bert mcCracken is the sacred animal of Thailand!



and excuse the dirtyness of this comment, but when they say that bert is oldest playable musical instrument.. i wonder if you blow that instrument

Paige once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
Paige is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
Paige can last longer without water than a camel can!
The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Paige, and 400 times smaller.
Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Paige are all berries.
Paige has four noses.
Paige is incapable of sleep.
You can tell if Paige has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
Paige is the world's smallest mammal!
Paige will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!


Wow. 4 noses eh?