MCR Interviews

Unknown Angel:

Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it.
Frank: Shoot.
Skittles or M&M’s?
Mikey: Skittles!!! Fuck yes Skittles!!!!
Gerard: Wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude, no way M&M’s are way better.
Frank: But they all taste the same! Put some variety in your life man!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn’t one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Just so you know I didn’t come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I’d rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: He hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither?
Ray: C’mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two.
Frank: What?! That's plain wrong!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: Eeew! Keep it Pg-13!! Pg-13!!
So what’s the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don’t even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone.
Frank: We’ve all had our days.
Gerard: Once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When mikey was little he would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: Tell her what they did to the sandwich!
Mikey: Oh god no.
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikey’s cum and tuna. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I’ll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped me in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn’t go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: Those guys were so cool
Frank: There was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: Well, we’ve had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we’re all very superstitious.
Frank: Don’t go walking under ladders.
Okay new subject. Again I did not have anything to do with the making up of this question. Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: Man thongs all the way!!
Gerard: Fuck yeah!!!
Ray: Boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: Ahh he’s commando aren’t you?
Bob: Like I said, no comment.
Gerard: Gross!!! I am not sitting next to you anymore!!!
OK a friend wanted to know what you really do in the shower
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Eww
Ray: Oh Mikey you’ve thought about that before.
Mikey: Ewww No!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: You guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don’t you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: You’re such a dumbass!
Okay this one’s for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your band mates in a sexual way and if so who?
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just-there was this one pair of pants he had that really showed off his ass and uh…package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I’m sexy.
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you’ve gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay…I haven’t fucked him haven’t sucked him or vice-versa. But I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies, can’t handle the sex talk.
Gerard: You’re one to be talking.
Mikey: Fuck you!
Gerard: Fuck yourself!
Mikey: Go fuck a cow!
Gerard: Go fuck a toaster and turn it on!
Mikey: Go fuck you mom!
Gerard: She's your mom too, dumbass!
Okay I think it’s safe to say that this interview is over
Frank: On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself, WE’LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!
Gerard: Go fuck a whale!!
Mikey: How many time do I have to say that I'm not interested in you like that Gerard!?!

Yeah, I don't know where it came from.
Still trying to figure that out.
I'll get back to ya on that
But its pretty fucking funny

miss_lexus:

what i don't get is i alwas stick my knife in the toaster! and nothings ever happenned!!