Woodstock '69
Jazz Hands
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 344 | August 29th, 2008 at 07:38pm
okay first I LOVE lyn-z to death me and my friend just made this up and it was kinda funny
to the tune of Sandy from Grease)
Lyn-z could it be you cheated on me.
That kid is black, what the hack
Let's go on Maury.
He's the best for paterinty test.
Is it the guy from MSI?
Get ready to be a single mommy.
Oh Lyn-z
*spoken by maury* Gerard way... you are NOT the father. of this black child.
Gee- oh no really, i couldn't tell, with the face. dumb-a**    |
vampire kitteh :3
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 429 | August 30th, 2008 at 12:20am Mikey.:Hey There Eliza
(Parody of Hey There Delilah by The Plain White T's)
Hey there Eliza
What's it like to being nothing?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look whorey
Yes you do
Everyone is more bright then you
I swear it's true
Hey there Eliza
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm close enough to dump you
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my words they say fuck you
I'm dumping you
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
So I'm dumping you
Hey there Eliza
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, whore
Someday I'll smack your head with Frank's guitar
You won't have it good
I have the life you that you know you want
My word is good
Hey there Eliza
I've got so much left to say
If every simple word I said to you
Would take your breath away
Then I'd watch you die
Even more in love with me you'd fall
Then I would laugh
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
A thousand miles seems pretty far
Too bad they've got planes and trains and cars
At least then I can tell you, you won't be another Way
The MCR fans would all make fun of you
and you'll just laugh along because you know
That what they say is true
Eliza, I can promise you
That now that we are through
The world will go back from being shit
And you're to blame for that
Hey there Eliza
You're a bitch and you'll miss me
Two more seconds, you'll be blogging about it
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know you got dumped by me
You can do whatever you want to
Hey there Eliza, I'm still laughing at you
Nothing is for you
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
Oh it's what you did to me
So I'm dumping you
sorry 4 tha spam but..... i suck at creativity D:
anyway lol i luv that. "one day i'll smack your head with Frank's guitar" XD |
LOVE MACHINE
Really Not Okay
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 682 | September 3rd, 2008 at 12:27pm A Ferard-ish song.. Boy All The Emos Want
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a boy a little cooler than me.
His name is Frankie, he's a rocker with a nose ring,
He wears tight-ass jeans but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when he walks,
All the goths and the angels sing.
He doesn't notice me!
Cause he is watchin' FUSE
Creamin' over gay guys
Listenin' to the MISFITS
Fire in his eyes
It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the boy all the emos want.
He's the boy all the emos want!
he likes the The Misfits and I like Iron Maiden
His cd changer's full of singers that are pissed at their dad
he says he'd like to score some reefer and a forty
he'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have
And when he walks,
All the goths and the angels sing.
he'll never notice me!
Cause he is watchin' FUSE
Creamin' over gay guys
Listenin' to the MISFTIS
Fire in his eyes
he likes 'em gay with a
backstage pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does tight-ass jeans make a man?
It's like a bad movie
he is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the boy all the emos want.
he's the boy all the emos want!
he's the boy all the emos want!
he's the boy all the emos want!
There he goes again
With tight jeans, and black eyeshadow
he broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see him naked!
Now I am watchin' FUSE
Tryin' to be a gay guy
Listenin' to the MISFITS
fire in my eyes
I can't be gay
And I ain't got no backstage pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
It's like a bad movie
he is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the boy all the emos want.
He's the boy all the emos want!
He's the boy all the emos want!
He's the boy all the emos want!
He's the boy all the emos want!
(There he goes again)
he's the boy all the emos want!
he's the boy all the emos want!
(There he goes again)
he's the boy all the emos want!
he's the boy all the emos want! |
