My Chemical Asshole

Let's get this straight
People don't usually talk to me, so unless you'd like to be considered uncool, then please don't.
I'm Alexandra Alex. (shittist name ever, I know)
Yes, I'm from Liverpool.
I'm fifteen.
Don't expect to me have common sense. Because I don't
And don't expect me to care, either.
I'm a bit of a retard. Actually, scrap that.
I'm the biggest retard ever.
I can't even get excited without dancing.
Neither can I use a knife. (whilst eating, that is.)
And I also have a speech impedement. Honest.
I inherited it from my dad.
I wear my black jeans with everything.
Cos' I'm like that.
Oh, and I'm small...

I REALLY WANT TO PLAY LAVENDER BROWN IN HARRY POTTER



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