Quack-a-Doodle-Moo
- Name:
- Laura
- Age:
- 30
- Gender:
- Female
- Location:
- Dancing
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About
Getting To Know Me
My name is Laura and I live in Colorado. If you hear me complaining about living here it's because I'm ticked off. I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else in the world. There’s just too much air.
My favorite color is either Orange or Hot Pink.
I am fourteen but I have experienced some things that some adults have not. No, this does not involve sex although I am perverted. More about my fucked-up side later.
My Music
Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.
-Maya Angelou
To me, music is not just a way of expressing your feelings. It’s a release for the soul and every great musician looses a little of his/her self in every great hit. Most times, though, musicians just make things up in the hopes of making money. They’re fake, they’re prude, they’re mainstream.
The bands I like are numerous and vary. They begin with the typical and end with the unexpected. They are as follows:
30 Seconds To Mars
Action Action
AFI
Against Me!
Aiden
Alesana
Angels and Airwaves
Annuals
Anthrax
Anti-Flag
Arctic Monkeys
Army of Anyone
Bayside
Blindside
blink-182
Bloc Party
Blur
Breaking Benjamin
Bullet for My Valentine
Cobra Starship
Cold War Kids
Coldplay
Crossfade
Dark New Day
Dead Poetic
Death Cab For Cutie
Depeche Mode
Drowning Pool
Elvis Costello
Fall Out Boy
From First To Last
Garbage
Godsmack
Good Charlotte
Grateful Dead
Green Day
H.I.M.
Hawthorne Heights
Head Automatica
Hoobastank
Hot Hot Heat
I Am Ghost
I Am the Avalanche
Incubus
Jack Johnson
Linkin Park
Lostprophets
Marilyn Manson
Matchbook Romance
Meatloaf
Morrissey
Muse
MxPx
My Chemical Romance
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
NOFX
Oasis
Panic! at the disco
Papa Roach
Pearl Jam
Pepper
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
R.E.M.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Seether
Smoking Popes
Sublime
System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
The All-American Rejects
The Bouncing Souls
The Classic Crime
The Fratellis
The Fray
The Hives
The Killers
The Pink Spiders
The Sex Pistols
The Shins
The Strawbs
The Used
The Vincent Black Shadows
The Who
Third Day
Thrice
Tool
Trapt
U2
My Friends
Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
-Muhammad Ali
Some people say they could not have done anything without the help of their friends. I disagree. I know I could have done something on my own but that something would be awful and destructive. My body would be hollow and empty and I would be cold and bitter. No human can ever be alone. No human can live without friends.
My friends mean more to me than anything. I would gladly give up all the music in the world to be with them.
My Loves:
AJ always comes to my house with Bert and drags me on weird little adventures. It’s a relief when she comes because I know I can get away from my house and my family and just hang out for a while.
April has always been there for me. It doesn’t matter what she’s feeling, I know that if I have a problem I can talk to her about it. She puts aside her own problems in order to help with mine. She’s also my sister (not biologically).
Bert is blessed with a weird radar that can pick up when I’m the slightest bit sad. He then drags AJ, and sometimes Dylan, over to my house. One time they actually broke in and dragged me out to Wendys for lunch.
ChaCha is originally named Alison until I decided I wanted to call someone ChaCha and she just happened to be the first person I saw. She’s really sarcastic and can sometimes comes off as rude if you don’t hang out with her. She also has a Jimi Hendrix obsession.
Danielle is a really good artist. I mean totally kick-ass. She’s sort of quiet and shy at first but she’ll open up eventually. She likes wolves and dogs.
Jenny also likes to draw. I first met her in SSR (Sustained Silent Reading) and we soon became friends. She plays a stringed instrument (either the viola or the violin) therefore making her an Orch Dork.
Krista and I have known each other since swim lessons in kindergarten. It wasn’t until seventh grade when we really began to hang out. She’s one of my closest friends and I wouldn’t want to change that for the world.
Kyle is a bit odd. He has a butt load of nicknames but Midnight is NOT one of them.
Megan is a bit moody but she’s a loyal friend. She can keep a secret no matter how long you beg (trust me). She likes Link, Neopets, Pokemon, and drawing.
Meli is someone I go to when I need to talk. Partly because she listens but mainly because she pinks up her phone. I first met her when I found out we had a common interest in Star Wars. She liked country then but now she’s all rock. Thank the Lord.
The Dorks include Cheyene, Cyrus, Dylan, Ian, Jeff, Justin, and Kris. They are famed around the schoolyard for making up songs such as “She is Emo.” They also are the most horniest, most perverted boys you will ever meet. I guarantee it.
Tara has her own style so fuck off. She is a loyal friend and a good person to talk to. She also is good in bed. I believe Tara is the first person to get me on My Chemical Romance.
To Mykel: I don’t know why you’re mad at me and I’m sorry if I did anything. You told me not to talk to you so technically I’m not. I wish you’d tell me what I did wrong so I can change and hopefully salvage our broken friendship.
Style
I stay true to myself and my style, and I am always pushing myself to be aware of that and be original.
-Aaliyah
I normally am seen wearing brightly colored socks with my jeans rolled up to around my knees. My shirts vary but I try to wear spaghetti straps with a jacket over top. I love my eye shadow and wear four colors of it everyday. Sometimes I will wear a bright orange lei. Recently, I have acquired a bright orange, pink, and white striped tote bag. I try to wear that as much as possible. My hair is currently dirty blonde with streaks of red in them that I did myself so it’s really bad.
Bad Habits
There are no good or bad habits. All habits are, by definition, bad.
-Jose Bergamin
I have made lots of terrible choices in my fourteen years of living. The most recent being the worse.
No matter how fun it looks, or how cool you think it will make you, Don’t smoke weed or crack. This is a lesson I learned the hard way. And I wish not to repeat it because once you start, it’s almost impossible to stop.
Alcohol is okay in small amounts but the hangovers are terrible. Imagine waking up at 5:30 in the morning to run to the bathroom and puke for half an hour. Then, during that half an hour, your head suddenly turns against you and you get a headache so great it makes torture feel good.
I don’t consider smoking a bad habit but my friends do so I’ll put it down here. It’s the usual story, someone offered me cigarettes, I accepted, got hooked, can’t get off of them. Blah, blah, blah.
The Future
If you do not think about your future, you cannot have one.
-John Galsworthy
I hope to be a writer when I am older. The Dorks, however, think I will become a hooker or a prostitute. Currently I have a lot of stories I’m writing but I doubt I’ll finish any of them. I hope to go to college at Grand Mesa University which is up in Grand Junction. If I do go there, I plan to study business so that I might open my own used book store. As far as I’m concerned, I’ll live in Colorado forever if nothing else then to stay close to my little sister, Jen.
Jokes
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
-Saint Thomas Aquinas
Here are some random jokes I picked up. The majority of them are about sex so if it offends you, please don’t read.
A naked man was standing next to an elephant. The elephant looks over and says, “Gee, that’s cute, but can you really breath out of it?
A man recently moved into a neighborhood so he didn’t know anybody. One day he goes out to get his mail and he sees a pretty woman in a bathrobe doing the same. As they start talking, it becomes obvious that the woman is wearing nothing on under the robe. The poor man’s ears reddened as he fought to keep his gaze up. Finally the woman says, “Let’s go inside, I hear someone coming.”
So they walk inside her house. Once inside, the woman throws off her robe exposing her naked body. “What do you think is my best trait?” She asks.
The man studies her carefully before answering, “Your ears.”
“My ears?” The woman asks. “Look at these breast that aren’t sagging, look at this beautiful hair, look at my youth. How can you say my ears are my best trait?”
“Because outside you said you heard someone cumming. That was me, I was cumming.”
A nun walks into Hooters to use the bathroom. She walks to a man and asks where the bathrooms are. As she does so, she notices the lights flickering. The man says, “In that hall and on the left, but there’s a statue of a naked man by the door wearing nothing but a leaf.”
The nun says, “That’s okay, I’ll just avert my eyes.”
So she uses the bathroom and when she comes out, everyone starts clapping.
“What’s going on?” She asks the same guy as before.
“When you pull the leaf up, the lights go off.”
A man was walking home when he was stopped by a nun on the street. The nun says, “I don’t want to enter the service of the church as a virgin. Will you have sex with me?”
The man is confused but says okay anyway. The nun says, “It has to be in my ass so I don’t get pregnant and you can’t be married.” So they have sex.
Once they are done, the man says, “I have a confession to make, I am married.”
The nun replies, “I have a confession to, I’m a gay man going to a costume party.”
Media
This is not about who is running the media, this is about the question of the shock jocks who have been pushing the moral envelope for all too long and the vulgar and indecent comments that come over the public airwaves.
-Todd Akin
My favorite book in the world is Red Sky at Morning Don’t ask me why I like it so much because it is an attraction that I cannot explain. I also like the Artemis Fowl series. In fact, Eoin Colfer is my favorite author of all times.
My favorite movie is most definitely Star Wars (all of them). I do not support the Jedi, though. I believe that the Emperor was a bit harsh in his ways but overall his methods were good. Would you rather have a dictatorship is a squabbling senate who gets absolutely nothing done? Besides, bad guys are always cooler. Boba Fett is the best
My favorite TV show is The Office. I am also a reality show junkie so I was pretty ticked off when I head The Apprentice might not be showing again. My all time favorite reality show is Project Runway.
My favorite video game would have to be the Zelda games, although Pokemon and Puzzle Quest kick ass too. As with Star Wars, I tend to root for the bad people. Ganon is so awesome. I have a Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Gamecube, Wii, Gameboy Advanced, and a DS Lite.
My name is Laura and I live in Colorado. If you hear me complaining about living here it's because I'm ticked off. I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else in the world. There’s just too much air.
My favorite color is either Orange or Hot Pink.
I am fourteen but I have experienced some things that some adults have not. No, this does not involve sex although I am perverted. More about my fucked-up side later.
My Music
Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.
-Maya Angelou
To me, music is not just a way of expressing your feelings. It’s a release for the soul and every great musician looses a little of his/her self in every great hit. Most times, though, musicians just make things up in the hopes of making money. They’re fake, they’re prude, they’re mainstream.
The bands I like are numerous and vary. They begin with the typical and end with the unexpected. They are as follows:
30 Seconds To Mars
Action Action
AFI
Against Me!
Aiden
Alesana
Angels and Airwaves
Annuals
Anthrax
Anti-Flag
Arctic Monkeys
Army of Anyone
Bayside
Blindside
blink-182
Bloc Party
Blur
Breaking Benjamin
Bullet for My Valentine
Cobra Starship
Cold War Kids
Coldplay
Crossfade
Dark New Day
Dead Poetic
Death Cab For Cutie
Depeche Mode
Drowning Pool
Elvis Costello
Fall Out Boy
From First To Last
Garbage
Godsmack
Good Charlotte
Grateful Dead
Green Day
H.I.M.
Hawthorne Heights
Head Automatica
Hoobastank
Hot Hot Heat
I Am Ghost
I Am the Avalanche
Incubus
Jack Johnson
Linkin Park
Lostprophets
Marilyn Manson
Matchbook Romance
Meatloaf
Morrissey
Muse
MxPx
My Chemical Romance
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
NOFX
Oasis
Panic! at the disco
Papa Roach
Pearl Jam
Pepper
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
R.E.M.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Seether
Smoking Popes
Sublime
System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
The All-American Rejects
The Bouncing Souls
The Classic Crime
The Fratellis
The Fray
The Hives
The Killers
The Pink Spiders
The Sex Pistols
The Shins
The Strawbs
The Used
The Vincent Black Shadows
The Who
Third Day
Thrice
Tool
Trapt
U2
My Friends
Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
-Muhammad Ali
Some people say they could not have done anything without the help of their friends. I disagree. I know I could have done something on my own but that something would be awful and destructive. My body would be hollow and empty and I would be cold and bitter. No human can ever be alone. No human can live without friends.
My friends mean more to me than anything. I would gladly give up all the music in the world to be with them.
My Loves:
AJ always comes to my house with Bert and drags me on weird little adventures. It’s a relief when she comes because I know I can get away from my house and my family and just hang out for a while.
April has always been there for me. It doesn’t matter what she’s feeling, I know that if I have a problem I can talk to her about it. She puts aside her own problems in order to help with mine. She’s also my sister (not biologically).
Bert is blessed with a weird radar that can pick up when I’m the slightest bit sad. He then drags AJ, and sometimes Dylan, over to my house. One time they actually broke in and dragged me out to Wendys for lunch.
ChaCha is originally named Alison until I decided I wanted to call someone ChaCha and she just happened to be the first person I saw. She’s really sarcastic and can sometimes comes off as rude if you don’t hang out with her. She also has a Jimi Hendrix obsession.
Danielle is a really good artist. I mean totally kick-ass. She’s sort of quiet and shy at first but she’ll open up eventually. She likes wolves and dogs.
Jenny also likes to draw. I first met her in SSR (Sustained Silent Reading) and we soon became friends. She plays a stringed instrument (either the viola or the violin) therefore making her an Orch Dork.
Krista and I have known each other since swim lessons in kindergarten. It wasn’t until seventh grade when we really began to hang out. She’s one of my closest friends and I wouldn’t want to change that for the world.
Kyle is a bit odd. He has a butt load of nicknames but Midnight is NOT one of them.
Megan is a bit moody but she’s a loyal friend. She can keep a secret no matter how long you beg (trust me). She likes Link, Neopets, Pokemon, and drawing.
Meli is someone I go to when I need to talk. Partly because she listens but mainly because she pinks up her phone. I first met her when I found out we had a common interest in Star Wars. She liked country then but now she’s all rock. Thank the Lord.
The Dorks include Cheyene, Cyrus, Dylan, Ian, Jeff, Justin, and Kris. They are famed around the schoolyard for making up songs such as “She is Emo.” They also are the most horniest, most perverted boys you will ever meet. I guarantee it.
Tara has her own style so fuck off. She is a loyal friend and a good person to talk to. She also is good in bed. I believe Tara is the first person to get me on My Chemical Romance.
To Mykel: I don’t know why you’re mad at me and I’m sorry if I did anything. You told me not to talk to you so technically I’m not. I wish you’d tell me what I did wrong so I can change and hopefully salvage our broken friendship.
Style
I stay true to myself and my style, and I am always pushing myself to be aware of that and be original.
-Aaliyah
I normally am seen wearing brightly colored socks with my jeans rolled up to around my knees. My shirts vary but I try to wear spaghetti straps with a jacket over top. I love my eye shadow and wear four colors of it everyday. Sometimes I will wear a bright orange lei. Recently, I have acquired a bright orange, pink, and white striped tote bag. I try to wear that as much as possible. My hair is currently dirty blonde with streaks of red in them that I did myself so it’s really bad.
Bad Habits
There are no good or bad habits. All habits are, by definition, bad.
-Jose Bergamin
I have made lots of terrible choices in my fourteen years of living. The most recent being the worse.
No matter how fun it looks, or how cool you think it will make you, Don’t smoke weed or crack. This is a lesson I learned the hard way. And I wish not to repeat it because once you start, it’s almost impossible to stop.
Alcohol is okay in small amounts but the hangovers are terrible. Imagine waking up at 5:30 in the morning to run to the bathroom and puke for half an hour. Then, during that half an hour, your head suddenly turns against you and you get a headache so great it makes torture feel good.
I don’t consider smoking a bad habit but my friends do so I’ll put it down here. It’s the usual story, someone offered me cigarettes, I accepted, got hooked, can’t get off of them. Blah, blah, blah.
The Future
If you do not think about your future, you cannot have one.
-John Galsworthy
I hope to be a writer when I am older. The Dorks, however, think I will become a hooker or a prostitute. Currently I have a lot of stories I’m writing but I doubt I’ll finish any of them. I hope to go to college at Grand Mesa University which is up in Grand Junction. If I do go there, I plan to study business so that I might open my own used book store. As far as I’m concerned, I’ll live in Colorado forever if nothing else then to stay close to my little sister, Jen.
Jokes
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
-Saint Thomas Aquinas
Here are some random jokes I picked up. The majority of them are about sex so if it offends you, please don’t read.
A naked man was standing next to an elephant. The elephant looks over and says, “Gee, that’s cute, but can you really breath out of it?
A man recently moved into a neighborhood so he didn’t know anybody. One day he goes out to get his mail and he sees a pretty woman in a bathrobe doing the same. As they start talking, it becomes obvious that the woman is wearing nothing on under the robe. The poor man’s ears reddened as he fought to keep his gaze up. Finally the woman says, “Let’s go inside, I hear someone coming.”
So they walk inside her house. Once inside, the woman throws off her robe exposing her naked body. “What do you think is my best trait?” She asks.
The man studies her carefully before answering, “Your ears.”
“My ears?” The woman asks. “Look at these breast that aren’t sagging, look at this beautiful hair, look at my youth. How can you say my ears are my best trait?”
“Because outside you said you heard someone cumming. That was me, I was cumming.”
A nun walks into Hooters to use the bathroom. She walks to a man and asks where the bathrooms are. As she does so, she notices the lights flickering. The man says, “In that hall and on the left, but there’s a statue of a naked man by the door wearing nothing but a leaf.”
The nun says, “That’s okay, I’ll just avert my eyes.”
So she uses the bathroom and when she comes out, everyone starts clapping.
“What’s going on?” She asks the same guy as before.
“When you pull the leaf up, the lights go off.”
A man was walking home when he was stopped by a nun on the street. The nun says, “I don’t want to enter the service of the church as a virgin. Will you have sex with me?”
The man is confused but says okay anyway. The nun says, “It has to be in my ass so I don’t get pregnant and you can’t be married.” So they have sex.
Once they are done, the man says, “I have a confession to make, I am married.”
The nun replies, “I have a confession to, I’m a gay man going to a costume party.”
Media
This is not about who is running the media, this is about the question of the shock jocks who have been pushing the moral envelope for all too long and the vulgar and indecent comments that come over the public airwaves.
-Todd Akin
My favorite book in the world is Red Sky at Morning Don’t ask me why I like it so much because it is an attraction that I cannot explain. I also like the Artemis Fowl series. In fact, Eoin Colfer is my favorite author of all times.
My favorite movie is most definitely Star Wars (all of them). I do not support the Jedi, though. I believe that the Emperor was a bit harsh in his ways but overall his methods were good. Would you rather have a dictatorship is a squabbling senate who gets absolutely nothing done? Besides, bad guys are always cooler. Boba Fett is the best
My favorite TV show is The Office. I am also a reality show junkie so I was pretty ticked off when I head The Apprentice might not be showing again. My all time favorite reality show is Project Runway.
My favorite video game would have to be the Zelda games, although Pokemon and Puzzle Quest kick ass too. As with Star Wars, I tend to root for the bad people. Ganon is so awesome. I have a Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Gamecube, Wii, Gameboy Advanced, and a DS Lite.
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Thinking dirty thoughts...
i like cows and ducks and chickens 2
wabagoo, June 4th, 2008 at 11:35:28pm
witha quack quack there and a moo moo there here a c*ck there a doodle everywhere a c*cka doodle dooo
wabagoo, June 4th, 2008 at 11:35:05pm
hallo? Laura is that you? *bushes rattle in the wind*
OMG IT'S MARILYN MANSON!!! *runsaway screaming*
hidden in ur closet, December 10th, 2007 at 11:52:54am
I do NOT have a weird 6th sense radar majig!!!
hidden in ur closet, September 22nd, 2007 at 09:43:24pm
Thinking them with you in range of my "weird radar."
hidden in ur closet, September 15th, 2007 at 02:16:28am