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Smashed Pumpkin

Smashed Pumpkin
Name:
Alice
Age:
29
Gender:
Female
Location:
Australia

Member since October 20th, 2006

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About

I <3 the following bands:
Smashing Pumpkins
MCR
Sonic Youth
Nirvana
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Hole
The Offspring
The White Stripes
Metallica
Muse

-my favourite colours are blue, black and orange
-i like pasta
-i have 5 piercings; 2 in each ear and a nose stud
-i wanna get a tattoo either on my hand or my foot....i wanna get the Smashing Pumpkins heart In Love
Image <<----- like that, except black

-i have just above shoulder-length hair dyed black
-i can play trumpet and am trying to teach myself guitar
-my guitar is called Steve Gerard
-i have beanie kids bears: a peace bear (Peace), a cow bear (Wondermoose), two biker bears (Harley and M'Arcy) and a monkey bear (Mr Brightside)
-i like shiny or glowing things; like glowsticks or jewelry
-im scared of mummies

I'm a frerardaholic and proud.
Waycests creep me out though.

I have seven eight wifeys:
Blocky, Kexi, Evie, Shauna, Eryn, Ashley, Sarah and Shalisa.
In Love

I am Blue's stalker Shifty

Vix is my number one fan.

I admire Kim Gordon from Sonic Youth for her amazing and individual singing voice. She rocks.

MCR go shopping at the mall (I wrote this...no stealing please...unless you ask me and I say yes)

Frank: Ooooooo! Shopping! Yay!
Ray: Frank, calm down! *tries to restrain him*
Frank: *whacks Ray in the head as he’s jumping up and down* Yayayayayayayayayay!
Mikey: Can someone restrain him?
*Bob jumps on Frank and tackles him to the ground*
Bob: He’s not staying down!
*Mikey and Ray jump on top of Frank and Bob*
Ray: He won’t stop moving! *looks around* Where the fuck’s Gerard?
Gerard has walked into a cutlery store
Gerard: Ooooo, shiny! *takes out shopping list*
Gerard: *reads list* five sporks, skittles, guitar lead, Mr Bean figure and a toaster.
*goes up to the counter lady*
lady: How can I help you?
Gerard: Hmmmm *thinks* do you sell guitar leads?
2 hours later
Ray: Guys we have to leave. The mall’s closing soon.
Mikey: But gerard’s still in there somewhere
Bob: Don’t worry he’s probably left by now
Somewhere else...
Gerard: *in air vent* Hmmm...I wonder if this leads to the exit.
*phone rings*
Gerard: Hello?
Ray: Where are you Gee?
Gerard: Hee hee I'm in the roof
Ray: wtf?
Gerard: Hee hee its fun up here, its all dark and smells funny like your jacket
Ray: Aw fuck you're in an air vent again aren’t you?
Gerard: Yay!
Ray: Just stay there, we’ll come and get you.
While later. Gerard had gotten hungry so started eating the skittles he had bought for Frank.
Ray: Gee? Where are you?
Gerard: Hee hee u found me! Now its ur turn to hide and I have to try and find you!
Mikey: Dude we’ve got to get out of here...the vent will probly break from all our weight
Gerard: *crying* Raaaaaaayyyyy! Mikey called me fat!
Frank appears with Bob behind him
Frank: Yayayayayay! Found you Gee!
Gerard: Seeeee??? Frankie gets it!
Frank: *Sees the open skittles packet* OMFG you ate my skittles you bastard!
Gerard: It wasn’t me! It was Ray!
Frankie jumps on Ray. The vent breaks. All fall out
Mikey: *screams*
Ray: What is it Mikes?
Mikey: I broke...I broke...
Ray: What? What did you break?
Mikey: A NAIL!!!
*MCR laugh*
Mikey: It fucking hurt alright?! Great now my cuticle is bleeding!
Gerard: Hee hee mikey’s cuticle is a tomato
Frank: My ass hurts
Gerard: Hee hee lets do that again!
Ray: No fucking way!

Billy Corgan pretends that Gerard is his son <<< watch this.


Here's some nice piccies:

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Comments

  • gerardway_is_hot

    Is Hes A b*tch over? i love that story!! please write more!! <3

    gerardway_is_hot, July 9th, 2008 at 09:44:17pm

  • Emoissooverratted

    is hes a b*tch over?

    Emoissooverratted, June 5th, 2008 at 10:23:51pm

  • alice.

    Ohai A222222222222222222. :cute:

    alice., April 2nd, 2008 at 10:59:40pm

  • Ferardz_and_Skittlez

    rawr that mcr goes shopping story was funny

    Ferardz_and_Skittlez, April 1st, 2008 at 12:31:23pm

  • Citizen Erased.

    Yay story!!!

    Citizen Erased., March 31st, 2008 at 02:33:01pm

  • kenzielovesmcr

    your story is so f*ckin awesome. write another one!

    kenzielovesmcr, March 25th, 2008 at 01:39:04pm

  • above the influence

    Rawr !
    Your MCR mall story is f*cking funny.

    above the influence, January 21st, 2008 at 07:29:48am

  • KillJoys

    MERRY CHRISTMAS ALICE!
    keep writing & I'll keep read!

    i.l.y

    -amy

    xoxo

    KillJoys, December 24th, 2007 at 03:34:41pm

  • xx_i_luv_mikey_xx

    im from NSW and he he im naughty i can go on this at school! WAH! HA!

    xx_i_luv_mikey_xx, November 19th, 2007 at 04:26:43am

  • xx_i_luv_mikey_xx

    im from NSW and he he im naughty i can go on this at school! WAH! HA!

    xx_i_luv_mikey_xx, November 19th, 2007 at 04:26:32am

  • xx_i_luv_mikey_xx

    that mcr go shopping thing is hell yeh funny!
    im just sitting here imaginingit actually happening as im reading and then my dad yells out what and i m just like nothing! and then i loughed again!
    where abouts in australia ya from?
    if u dnt wanna answer on the net thats fine i was just wondering!!!

    xx_i_luv_mikey_xx, November 16th, 2007 at 07:56:31am

  • mychemandrea

    im fine..

    mychemandrea, November 12th, 2007 at 06:02:05pm

  • asleep or dead.

    I love your username xoxo

    asleep or dead., October 26th, 2007 at 04:40:08am

  • mychemandrea

    allo!

    mychemandrea, October 24th, 2007 at 08:29:06pm

  • mcrobsessive1

    hey whaen did you change your name?

    mcrobsessive1, October 16th, 2007 at 05:52:24pm

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