Vampire Jess!
- Name:
- Jess
- Age:
- 33
- Gender:
- Female
- Location:
- Essex :(
Contact
- PM:
- Send a private message
- Friends:
- Add to friends
- MySpace:
- http://www.myspace.com/jessie_ruleroftheworld
About
Jess or Ferret or Munchkin
Single
Is Katies Munchkin! Is owned by Harri!!
Can't Spell for shit!
I'm Not Perfect!
LIKES ♥
♥ My Chemical Romance more than life
They have succeeded in what they set out to do, they helped me
the people she loves like I have to tell them
Won’t put her happiness before theirs
New Jersey, America in general
music is life
Vegans/Vegetarians
Dogs vs. Cats Dogs win every time!
Animals are friends, would you eat yours?
HATES
England
Geroge Bush and Tony Blair
Eating meat
People who think she is scum because she is bi and/or like My Chemical Romance
Two-faced backstabbing cunts
People who use you
Homophobes, get a life…quickly
Quotes
‘Just 'cause you're bigger than me, just 'cause you're smarter than me, just 'cause you drive a better car than me, does not mean, no way no how, that I'm sucking you off. For any amount of money’ Gerard says it all!
'Hey girls, you're beautiful. Whether you're a size 32 or a size 18. As long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others and yourself. Don't listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you're beautiful' - Gerard Way.
‘Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body’
“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”-Gerard Way
"Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger, and scream FUCK YOU!”-Gerard Way
HOMOPHOBiA
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS---
NATIONAL BEAT UP A HOMOPHOBE DAY 1st of July. For those who believe that gays, lezos and bis rox and deserve the same respect as every one else! spread the news and add this to your profile!!
***If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage****
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
The 10 Commandments of A Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray and Bob
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard.
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
This is dedicated to,
Everyone who was a demolition lover,
Who was NEVER okay,
Who was welcomed to the Black Parade.
This is for, Every, Patient, Helena and Harmless vampire,
This is for, Every single fan who may never get to see them play,
Who live life on the murder scene,
Who cried watching The Ghost Of You,
Who cried watching Famous Last Words,
This is for every, Fan who worried about Bobs burn,
Who are obsessed with Rays hair,
Who mourned the loss of Mikeys glasses,
Who worry about Franks health,
And those who help Gerard stay sober,
This is to, Everyone whos not afraid to keep on living, Lets crash the Cementery Gates! We will have the band and eachother, To the very end!
Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone
are you laughing?
Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
im not laughing
Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS
keep on laughing
Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life
without knowing her situation with her friends
or her family
or her LIFE
BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE
ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS
Keep on laughing
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.........|||RIP PANSY! PUT
.........|||THIS ON YOU PAGE TO
.........|||REMEMBER PANSY WHO
......../|||\WAS MURDERED BY AN MTV
......./|00|\TECHNICIAN!! ="[
....../||00||\
...../|||/.\|||\R.I.P PANSY!!!
..../|||/...\|||\
.../|||/.....\|||\
----///-\\\----Put This
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---|||---|||---Site If
---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who has or has
------///\-----died of
-----///\\\----cancer xxx
25 Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.[i punch everyone]
5. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for MCR concert.
7. Real MCR fans know and own revenge and bullets.
8. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Frank Iero.[or any of them for that matter]
9. Real MCR fans GET REALLY PISSED OFF WITH PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE A MCR FAN AND THEN ASK WHAT HELENA IS. [YES YES YES!][those people pee me off]
10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
14. Real MCR fans ARE PROUD OF HOW FAR GERARD HAS COME WITH HIS ADDICTIONS. [Yay Gee!]
15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Helena when they hear a random person say "So Long" or "Goodnight.
16. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
17. Real MCR fans giggle every time Gerard Way says the word 'way' in songs
18. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
19. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
20. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.[thats not just becuase im a fan its becuase that is me]
21. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in the textbooks in science class.
22. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
23. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.[Coke zero more than 3 times daily, it is all i fuckin drink, and its not because of MCR either]
24. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
25. Real MCR fans KNOW THE BAND NOT JUST WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE
I am an American soldier
That fights for her country and state
I am an engineer
That designs a better life for all
I am a noble of Spain
That is taught to look after honor and duty to her family and house
I am a Catholic
That has fallen for grace at times
I am a Wiccan
That has found herself as an angelic demon
I am a daughter
That still makes her mother upset or happy
I am a sister
That loves to pick fights with her brothers
I am a girlfriend
That loves her girl will all her heart and soul
I am a girl
That grown up to fast in her hard life
I am a woman
That seems to be like one of the boys all the time
I am an artist
That could never live without drawing something
I am a liberal
That lets every one have their views
I am a conservative
That holds to what she knows is her views and truth
I am a racer
That still loves it when she would pull off the by the nose win
I am one or many
That all can see me as
I am only me
That sees the world in her own views, light and way
I am only Serenity
For all to see
Untilited Poem
By Sarita Maire
Single
Is Katies Munchkin! Is owned by Harri!!
Can't Spell for shit!
I'm Not Perfect!
LIKES ♥
♥ My Chemical Romance more than life
They have succeeded in what they set out to do, they helped me
the people she loves like I have to tell them
Won’t put her happiness before theirs
New Jersey, America in general
music is life
Vegans/Vegetarians
Dogs vs. Cats Dogs win every time!
Animals are friends, would you eat yours?
HATES
England
Geroge Bush and Tony Blair
Eating meat
People who think she is scum because she is bi and/or like My Chemical Romance
Two-faced backstabbing cunts
People who use you
Homophobes, get a life…quickly
Quotes
‘Just 'cause you're bigger than me, just 'cause you're smarter than me, just 'cause you drive a better car than me, does not mean, no way no how, that I'm sucking you off. For any amount of money’ Gerard says it all!
'Hey girls, you're beautiful. Whether you're a size 32 or a size 18. As long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others and yourself. Don't listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you're beautiful' - Gerard Way.
‘Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body’
“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”-Gerard Way
"Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger, and scream FUCK YOU!”-Gerard Way
HOMOPHOBiA
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS---
NATIONAL BEAT UP A HOMOPHOBE DAY 1st of July. For those who believe that gays, lezos and bis rox and deserve the same respect as every one else! spread the news and add this to your profile!!
***If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage****
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
The 10 Commandments of A Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray and Bob
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard.
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
This is dedicated to,
Everyone who was a demolition lover,
Who was NEVER okay,
Who was welcomed to the Black Parade.
This is for, Every, Patient, Helena and Harmless vampire,
This is for, Every single fan who may never get to see them play,
Who live life on the murder scene,
Who cried watching The Ghost Of You,
Who cried watching Famous Last Words,
This is for every, Fan who worried about Bobs burn,
Who are obsessed with Rays hair,
Who mourned the loss of Mikeys glasses,
Who worry about Franks health,
And those who help Gerard stay sober,
This is to, Everyone whos not afraid to keep on living, Lets crash the Cementery Gates! We will have the band and eachother, To the very end!
Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone
are you laughing?
Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
im not laughing
Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS
keep on laughing
Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life
without knowing her situation with her friends
or her family
or her LIFE
BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE
ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS
Keep on laughing
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.........|||
.........|||RIP PANSY! PUT
.........|||THIS ON YOU PAGE TO
.........|||REMEMBER PANSY WHO
......../|||\WAS MURDERED BY AN MTV
......./|00|\TECHNICIAN!! ="[
....../||00||\
...../|||/.\|||\R.I.P PANSY!!!
..../|||/...\|||\
.../|||/.....\|||\
----///-\\\----Put This
---|||---|||---On Your
---|||---|||---Site If
---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who has or has
------///\-----died of
-----///\\\----cancer xxx
25 Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.[i punch everyone]
5. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for MCR concert.
7. Real MCR fans know and own revenge and bullets.
8. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Frank Iero.[or any of them for that matter]
9. Real MCR fans GET REALLY PISSED OFF WITH PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE A MCR FAN AND THEN ASK WHAT HELENA IS. [YES YES YES!][those people pee me off]
10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
14. Real MCR fans ARE PROUD OF HOW FAR GERARD HAS COME WITH HIS ADDICTIONS. [Yay Gee!]
15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Helena when they hear a random person say "So Long" or "Goodnight.
16. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
17. Real MCR fans giggle every time Gerard Way says the word 'way' in songs
18. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
19. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
20. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.[thats not just becuase im a fan its becuase that is me]
21. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in the textbooks in science class.
22. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
23. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.[Coke zero more than 3 times daily, it is all i fuckin drink, and its not because of MCR either]
24. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
25. Real MCR fans KNOW THE BAND NOT JUST WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE
I am an American soldier
That fights for her country and state
I am an engineer
That designs a better life for all
I am a noble of Spain
That is taught to look after honor and duty to her family and house
I am a Catholic
That has fallen for grace at times
I am a Wiccan
That has found herself as an angelic demon
I am a daughter
That still makes her mother upset or happy
I am a sister
That loves to pick fights with her brothers
I am a girlfriend
That loves her girl will all her heart and soul
I am a girl
That grown up to fast in her hard life
I am a woman
That seems to be like one of the boys all the time
I am an artist
That could never live without drawing something
I am a liberal
That lets every one have their views
I am a conservative
That holds to what she knows is her views and truth
I am a racer
That still loves it when she would pull off the by the nose win
I am one or many
That all can see me as
I am only me
That sees the world in her own views, light and way
I am only Serenity
For all to see
Untilited Poem
By Sarita Maire
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