The Doctor

Bonjournio!

I am Miss Meryl ThingyMaJiggy Teapot. That's not my real name, but unless you you know me in real life, there's a VERY good chance that you won't know it. I hardly ever say it online.

Call me whatever you like, names aren't important.

I'm currently 16. That doesn't mean I'm a child, it doesn't mean I'm a spoilt teenage bitch, it doesn't mean I'm mature and ready for the real world. It just means I've been on this planet for 16 years.

My birthday is the 30th August. Don't forget it.

I'm at college. Yay.


My friends are my life. I'll do anything for them. I'd happily die/kill for them. I'm intensely loyal. It's almost a fault. I'll walk the earth for them. Call me whatever, just don't hurt my friends. I've been bullied. I've been attacked, and I've been abused. This makes me appreciate everyone in my life, and it makes me care that whole lot more.

I am, however, a bitch, arrogant, lazy and quite useless. I'm angry, violent and easily frustrated. I've got low self esteem, and low confidence. I never let it show.

I know what I want from life. I know what I want to do, and I know how to get there. I'm determined, and dedicated, and I know I can do it.

Except stealing Jarvis, David, Bob and Brian. I think it'd be better if I didn't do that.

I love Britney Spears, The Spice Girls, Savage Garden, Busted and 80's hair metal.

Crap music and dancing makes me happy. I can't sing, but that doesn't stop me.

You can usually find me posing in mirrors/reflections and booty dancing.

I'm a walking contradiction.

I'm soft as a kitten, but I can come across as scary, apparently. I don't mean to, usually, but I can live with it.

I'm overly sentimental.

I randomly burst into song. Sometimes, I don't even know I'm doing it.

I have a strange fascination with Squirrels. Foamy= <3.

Queen are the best band in the world. Fact.

I am single, however I do have 2 wives, an ex wife, and three fiancées.

Steve and I have our baby Snuny.

Clare and I have baby Kefadass (Or Kerfurnace), and Wednesday 14. We're also having triplets.

Lyle and I had Little Lyle. R.I.P baby.

Emma and I have Frank and Gerard, who have Elena and Sebastian.

Anneka and I had our Mully Raxacoricofallapatorius. He was brutally murdered by now fiancée, Rachel.

I love my children. Even though they are a Coconut, a doll, a potato, and 5 bottles.

Emos/Wannabe emos make me laugh.

I'm petty and bitter. I don't forgive and I don't forget.

Goodnight.