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The Doctor

The Doctor

Member since November 13th, 2006




I am Miss Meryl ThingyMaJiggy Teapot. That's not my real name, but unless you you know me in real life, there's a VERY good chance that you won't know it. I hardly ever say it online.

Call me whatever you like, names aren't important.

I'm currently 16. That doesn't mean I'm a child, it doesn't mean I'm a spoilt teenage bitch, it doesn't mean I'm mature and ready for the real world. It just means I've been on this planet for 16 years.

My birthday is the 30th August. Don't forget it.

I'm at college. Yay.

My friends are my life. I'll do anything for them. I'd happily die/kill for them. I'm intensely loyal. It's almost a fault. I'll walk the earth for them. Call me whatever, just don't hurt my friends. I've been bullied. I've been attacked, and I've been abused. This makes me appreciate everyone in my life, and it makes me care that whole lot more.

I am, however, a bitch, arrogant, lazy and quite useless. I'm angry, violent and easily frustrated. I've got low self esteem, and low confidence. I never let it show.

I know what I want from life. I know what I want to do, and I know how to get there. I'm determined, and dedicated, and I know I can do it.

Except stealing Jarvis, David, Bob and Brian. I think it'd be better if I didn't do that.

I love Britney Spears, The Spice Girls, Savage Garden, Busted and 80's hair metal.

Crap music and dancing makes me happy. I can't sing, but that doesn't stop me.

You can usually find me posing in mirrors/reflections and booty dancing.

I'm a walking contradiction.

I'm soft as a kitten, but I can come across as scary, apparently. I don't mean to, usually, but I can live with it.

I'm overly sentimental.

I randomly burst into song. Sometimes, I don't even know I'm doing it.

I have a strange fascination with Squirrels. Foamy= <3.

Queen are the best band in the world. Fact.

I am single, however I do have 2 wives, an ex wife, and three fiancées.

Steve and I have our baby Snuny.

Clare and I have baby Kefadass (Or Kerfurnace), and Wednesday 14. We're also having triplets.

Lyle and I had Little Lyle. R.I.P baby.

Emma and I have Frank and Gerard, who have Elena and Sebastian.

Anneka and I had our Mully Raxacoricofallapatorius. He was brutally murdered by now fiancée, Rachel.

I love my children. Even though they are a Coconut, a doll, a potato, and 5 bottles.

Emos/Wannabe emos make me laugh.

I'm petty and bitter. I don't forgive and I don't forget.



  • Suety

    Hi. I just realised you're still using the sig I did.
    Wow. That's cool. It outlived me on INO! haha

    Suety, June 20th, 2009 at 11:22:43pm

  • Jenny.

    Yaaay, Doctor Who

    Jenny., October 29th, 2008 at 08:43:11am

  • Moonlight melodies.

    Happy birthday Meryl!

    At least, I'm assuming it's your birthday. It shows the little birthday pic on one of your posts....

    Moonlight melodies., August 30th, 2008 at 11:10:44pm

  • cocorosie.

    Thank you so much!
    It's an incredible film, yah?
    One of my favouritess.

    cocorosie., March 2nd, 2008 at 09:42:23pm

  • wraiths in JERSEYx

    OH GOD, I love your avatar. :]

    Doctor Who and MCR.
    What else could you need in life.

    wraiths in JERSEYx, January 17th, 2008 at 02:55:58am

  • Tallulah

    Meryl my lovely girl!

    How the devil are you?!?!

    Sorry for the late reply, only just checked my profile comments, I'm such a spazzzz....

    Get in touch..come onto the band WAYT, I miss you xoxo

    Tallulah, November 19th, 2007 at 12:47:57pm

  • Far Too Overdramatic

    ILY Spatman!!


    Far Too Overdramatic, October 31st, 2007 at 01:19:44am

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