Manda SpAz

Name:: Manda
Age:: 34
Gender:: Female
Location:: South Carolina

Member since December 22nd, 2006

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AIM:: DramaQueenFox
MySpace:: myspace.com/tigarlilly

About

Well I'm Manda hi :wave: I'm 17 and a big MCR Fan as well as this site so I decided to be part of it finally.Be gentle with me lol.You can mostly see me at the Picture Caption Thread,it's so awsome and yet so addicting so that makes me a Captionette,not to toot my own horn,but I'm the one that gave the name Captionette, before they were just "Picture Captioners" or whatever.So I'm an C.R.A.P member lol don't ask long story.I'm also in Starbukia Mafia and the Caption Continueing Crew I also have a Gerard addiction(who dosen't right?)If you want to be my friend GREAT! I want you too Smile

let me know k??

~*Music*~
MCR(duh)
Shakira
Blondie
Joan Jett
Pat Benatar
Fleetwood Mac
The Cranberries
The Killers
30 Seconds to Mars
The Beatles
The Ramones
Evanesence
R.E.M
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At the Disco
Say Anything...
H.I.M

~*Movies*~
Harry Potter
Kill Bill
Happy Feet
Pirates of the Caribbian
Ferris Buller's Day Off
The Breakfast Club
A Knight's Club
Any Jim Carrey Movie
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Little Shop of Horrors
School of Rock

~*Books*~
Harry Potter
Twilight
Any Vampire Books

~*Quotes*~
Beach balls at festivals are the work of the devil!
- Gerard Way

Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.

I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters.
-Gerard Way

I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass.
I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
- Gerard Way

I'm gonna buy whatever shower curtain I want.
- Gerard Way

Just cause you're bigger than me, just cause you're smarter than me, does not mean.. no way, no how.. I'm sucking you off.. for any amount of money!
-Gerard Way

Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f*ckin' princess!
-Gerard

The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops.
Mikey Way

This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Mikey Way

~*Commandments,Etc.*~
20 Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan

1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."

2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.

3. Real MCR fans shout 'HELL YES!' when one of their songs comes on.

4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/sisters/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.

5. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.

6. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.

7. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."

8. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.

9. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.

10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.

11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.

12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.

13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.

14. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.

15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"

16.Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.

17. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs

18. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmember's name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.

19. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.

20. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.

The 10 Commandments of A True Chemical Romance

1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray and Bob
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard!!!

Ten Commandments of the Black Parade

1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breath
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun...OR ELSE!!

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

...and here is the MCR bible we all must heed and follow!!!

Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice. .

Frank Iero can divide by Zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there.

Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.

Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.

Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Mikey Way can speak braille.

If Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.

Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"

Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.

When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.

When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "Say please."

The Emo Bible

Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles™.

One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle™ faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles ™.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles™.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.

-1000 years later-

A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.

-Nine months later-

Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!

-16 years later-

Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”

-2000 years later-

Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.

The End

You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!

MCR= Five angels in disguise

MCR= Unicorns

MCR= Skittles

MCR= Coffee

MCR= Greatness

MCR= Parades of black

MCR= Blood

MCR= Afros

MCR= Bashing and smashing and cussing at cameras

MCR= From hair that goes from long and black to short and blonde then back to black

MCR= Three cheers for sweet revenge

MCR= Romances unlike any other

MCR= Fear of needles

MCR= A certin drummer's solo project that is highly adored and supported

MCR= Addiction

MCR= Vampires, werewolves and pirates OH MY!

MCR= Fantasy

MCR= Guitar burn

MCR= Ferard fan fiction

MCR= Demolition lovers

MCR= A life long wait for a hospital stay

MCR= Secrets

MCR= Many injuries

MCR= Obbsesion

MCR= An army

MCR= Dancing corpses

MCR= Comics

MCR= Sticking forks and toasters and wanting to do it again and again

MCR= Brothers

MCR= Creativity of the mind, body and soul

MCR= Icy blues

MCR= Love

MCR= Two little boys who lose their grandmother.

MCR= Crashing the cemetary gates.

MCR= Late nights and early sunsets.

MCR= Coke Zero

MCR= Power

MCR= Raging guitar solos

MCR= Being caught in the middle of a gunfight in a center of a resturant

MCR= Living in a house of wolves.

MCR= Having the shit scared out of you by teenagers.

MCR= Getting to the doctor, and calling the nurse, buying roses and burning the church, hanging out with corpes and driving a hearse.

MCR= Setting the ferris wheel ablaze.

MCR= Letting them in.

MCR= Taking him/her down without a sound.

MCR= Diving headfirst for halos

MCR= Bulletpfoof vests.

MCR= Life being only a dream for the dead.

MCR= Life only being a joke.

MCR= Cats owning all dogs at all costs.

MCR= Not being o-fuckin-kay and screaming it.

MCR= Keeping your soul a secret in your throat.

MCR= Singing about eveyboby tying their shoes. *clap clap*

MCR= Never forgeting your roots.

MCR= Saving a soul.

MCR= Putting a spike in a heart.

MCR= Draining blood every hour on the hour.

MCR= Holding in your heart the sword and the faith.

MCR= Finding a way to carry on.

MCR= Disappering with out your love.

MCR= Never coming home.

MCR= Not letting the ghosts catch you if you fall down.

MCR= Not going down with yourself but indeed going down with your friends.

MCR= Not telling what you do for a living.

MCR= Life.
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********************************MCR= Everything************************

If you believe in this put it on your profile please!

~*Quizzes*~
Your Taste in Music:

Punk: Highest Influence
80's Alternative: High Influence
Alternative Rock: High Influence
80's Pop: Medium Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence

How's Your Taste in Music?

http://blogthings.com/howsyourtasteinmusicquiz/

Your Vampire Name Is...

Demeter of Pain

What's Your Vampire Name?

http://blogthings.com/vampirenamegenerator/

You Are Amy Lee!

Gothy, expressive, woman-in-pain
Who looks damn good in a corset
"When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears"

Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?

http://www.blogthings.com/whosyourinnerrockchickquiz/

Your Pirate Name Is...

Bloody Fanny La Bouche

What's Your Pirate Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/piratenamegenerator/
What Spaz Means

S is for Sparkles

P is for Precious

A is for Angel Eyes

Z is for Zinger

What's Your Pet Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpetnamequiz/
You Are 36% Girly

You are a pretty hardcore tomboy, and a very free spirit.
Gender roles be dammed, you like to do things your way.

How Girly Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howgirlyareyouquiz/
~*Friends*~
My partner in crime JenJen!: we caption weird adventures we have but we have a blast doing it love ya girly!
Delicious Vyra(Mibba): I love this girly!! she is soooo awsome and we'll get out of the hell holes we're in and terrorize people on our fun! hehe loves ya!

~*Icons*~

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Comments

Mandaaaaaaaaaaaa, it's Jenna, you here still?
XxDead DivaxX, June 19th, 2011 at 09:16:13pm
HOLY CROW SPAZ YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackle hugs*
XxDead DivaxX, November 4th, 2008 at 04:45:11pm
Spaz! This is urgent!!!!
You need to PM me on mibba.
I can't get to my inbox at all!!!!
It's the Database error again!!!
PLEASE LOOK AT YOUR PROFILE!
XxDead DivaxX, May 15th, 2008 at 05:04:02pm
hey nice profile
how did u upload so many pics
i thort u cud only upload 3??

xoxo
PollyPocket, April 13th, 2008 at 05:24:52pm
read my BLOG!!!!!
ytguoi9piok, March 25th, 2008 at 02:15:55pm
Aloha!
XxDead DivaxX, January 20th, 2008 at 08:29:11pm
oh my god ur profile is awsome Well HI! lol
fallenX_angel, January 1st, 2008 at 02:56:27pm
wow u have good music taste. thanx for the friend request. I am amy lee 2!
the remembered one., November 12th, 2007 at 03:39:13am
Ooooh, new username! Me likey! What's up girly?!
XxDead DivaxX, November 4th, 2007 at 03:46:06pm
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I'M BOREDED!!!! SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
XxDead DivaxX, October 1st, 2007 at 10:54:58pm
hellooooo =]
I f-in LOVE ur profile , its awesome xD
wooooo!

<3 x <3
Merci Pour le Venin., September 24th, 2007 at 03:16:42pm
SPAZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
XxDead DivaxX, September 3rd, 2007 at 03:40:18am