Geriya
- Name:
- Yeya
- Age:
- 31
- Gender:
- Female
- Location:
- Hidden in Ray's 'fro
Contact
- PM:
- Send a private message
- Friends:
- Add to friends
About
Check out my mibba! GERIYA
Herro! My name is Myreya (Mariah...) but in the 'gangster' side of my white suburban neighborhood, I'm known as Yeya. I'm about 5'6 with brown eyes and brown hair, chopped to my shoulders. I like bitching at people who piss me off and then being a teeniebopper: "Lyke.. OHMIGAAAWD! Its lyke... **insert piss off's name here** I haven't see you in FOREVER!!" to them so they feel as if I am dangeroulsy insane, therefore not be likey to cross my path again. When I'm reading something not dealing with stupid teenieboppers who can't decide what to wear to the mall, I am with my friends who often fit the obnoxious teenager criteria, regardless of how many times I tell them to shut up. I often give three cheers for sweet revenge when called for.
Fucked Up
This is a very fucked up coversation between my best friend Abby (Disenchanted Vampire) and myself.
Enjoy
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:28:39 PM): I need to check on BOILING WATER
Geriya (1:28:39 PM): for your manflesh sandwich?
Geriya (1:28:42 PM): I keep telling you
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:01 PM): uuh
Geriya (1:28:52 PM): just pound the meat before hand
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:15 PM): ooh, well I tried
Geriya (1:28:57 PM): and you wont have to boil it
Geriya (1:29:00 PM): gosh
Geriya (1:29:06 PM): that just makes is BLAND
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:30 PM): but boiling it gives it a fresher taste
Geriya (1:29:12 PM): and destroys the taste of the blood
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:37 PM): but it tastes fresher
Geriya (1:29:27 PM): Only if you eat it while its hot!
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:50 PM): and I do
Geriya (1:29:37 PM): And then, why dont you just boil the blood? loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:56 PM): and i drop it likes its hot!
Geriya (1:29:45 PM): it adds more flavor
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:30:13 PM): well, the pimps are out to get at you
Geriya (1:29:58 PM): Man
Geriya (1:30:00 PM): fuck them
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:30:21 PM): because you ate Andre
Geriya (1:30:09 PM): Andre was delicious
Geriya (1:30:11 PM): he was so
Geriya (1:30:12 PM): supple
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:30:48 PM): Well, Meeriyna (his ex-ho) was even tastier Geriya (1:30:45 PM): you never shared her with me
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:05 PM): I made her cajun!
Geriya (1:30:51 PM): I let you eat Andres heel
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:12 PM): dotnt worry
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:18 PM): I saved some
Geriya (1:31:02 PM): Good
Geriya (1:31:03 PM): thank you
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:24 PM): its in the fridge
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:30 PM): she can be heated up well
Geriya (1:31:15 PM): Next to Pete Wentz?
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:35 PM): yea
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:40 PM): and Hitler
Geriya (1:31:23 PM): Hes is suprisingly delicious
Geriya (1:31:25 PM): both of them
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:46 PM): i know
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:53 PM): so much evil makes someone so tasty
Geriya (1:31:39 PM): I thought they would be all tough and I would hurt my teeth Geriya (1:31:41 PM): yes
Geriya (1:31:43 PM): I heard that
Geriya (1:31:47 PM): but I didnt believe it
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:08 PM): but, the secret is the way I cook them
Geriya (1:31:53 PM): Ooo
Geriya (1:31:55 PM): do share
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:21 PM): I use cinnamon, just a dash
Geriya (1:32:09 PM): Ahh, an old trick
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:28 PM): and it makes them SO much more tender Geriya (1:32:12 PM): almost forgotten
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:34 PM): yes
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:38 PM): but gerard taught me it
Geriya (1:32:21 PM): I add some clove
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:44 PM): I had almost forgoten
Geriya (1:32:29 PM): Bob the Bryar taught me that
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:52 PM): wow
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:55 PM): wait..
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:33:00 PM): Bob the BRYING BEAR
Geriya (1:32:48 PM): of course
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:33:09 PM): The master of cannibal cooking?
Geriya (1:32:56 PM): the very same
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:33:23 PM): I do need to learn for him loVepoisonFairy7 (1:33:29 PM): he was gerard's mentor, you know
Geriya (1:33:13 PM): Hes taught me everything I know
Geriya (1:33:16 PM): No
Geriya (1:33:16 PM): no
Geriya (1:33:19 PM): you are mistaken
Geriya (1:33:24 PM): he mentored Gerard
Geriya (1:33:39 PM): Gerard learned from Bob the Brying Bear loVepoisonFairy7 (1:33:59 PM): brb, I have to check on my boiling manflesh Geriya (1:33:46 PM): Right
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:38:35 PM): ahh, the brying bear is a man of many talents Geriya (1:38:27 PM): Yes
Geriya (1:38:28 PM): I knoe
Geriya (1:38:37 PM): *raises eyebrows suggestively*
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:03 PM): especially gourmet connibal cooking loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:06 PM): welly welyl welly well
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:07 PM): yeya
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:17 PM): I knew more happened last time he visited Geriya (1:39:04 PM): yes
Geriya (1:39:13 PM): **looks smug**
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:42 PM): how was he??
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:47 PM): ((eager face))
Geriya (1:39:44 PM): Very delicious
I felt kind of bad eating him at first
Geriya (1:39:51 PM): but his skin was very tender
Geriya (1:39:55 PM): I had to do no beating
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:40:17 PM): what?
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:40:21 PM): you ate bob the bryar>
Geriya (1:40:23 PM): he was a very good sport about it
Geriya (1:40:30 PM): I do say, I think i am going to miss him loVepoisonFairy7 (1:41:02 PM): he could have benefited the cannibal world Geriya (1:40:50 PM): He taught me all he knew
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:41:09 PM): you cunt! Im going to eat you!
Geriya (1:40:55 PM): No
Geriya (1:41:00 PM): Because I'll eat you first
If you have a problem with my mexican skin, or any other color skin, then get the fuck off my page.
Wanna AIM? - Geriya@aim.com - feel free to e-mail me there too!
Library
Twiligh series by Stephenie Meyer
A Great and Terrible Beauty series by Libba Bray
Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli
Once Upon a Marigold by Jean Ferris
Harry Potter series by J.K Rowling
Eragon series by Christopher Paolini
Teach Me by R.A Nelson
Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides
Julie of the Wolves series by Jean Craighead George
Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson
Catalyst by Laurie Halse Anderson
The Giver Series by Lois Lowry
Tithe by Holly Black
Others that I cannot think of at the moment
Saliva scares the living shit out of me
Likes
My Chemical Romance
Reading
Vampires
Straws
Bob Bryar
Purple Pixie Stix
BIC brand pens and pencils
iPods
Super Clear tape
Brandeshing swords
Pixie Dust and happy thoughts
Chuck Taylors
Pit Bulls
SourPatch Kids (Don't we all)
FRIEEENDS
Alternative/punk music
Writing
Saying "Dammit"
FRANK IERO
Doodling uncontrollably
Drawing hands then asking for criticism which I never get
Sunsets
Taco Bell
Dislikes
Fall Out Boy
Preppy people who think they are above you
Ne'er do wells who get in your way
Stupidly over-religious people
People who think their life is shit when nothing is wrong ((and they know it, they just want to be pitied))
Posers
McDonalds
Burger King
Communism
Homophobics
Teenieboppers
Kids who are afraid to go into Hot Topic
Nosy ass people
Pushy people
Duct Tape
Certain political figures
The 'w' is the word SWORD
Slow (in both senses) people
If you notice something you ADORE on my 'dislikes' list, and you hate me for disliking it, then fuck you. I don't hate Fall Out Boy lovers. I don't hate anyone who likes different things from me. If anything, I respect you. The only time I will ever get pissed at somoene for being different from me is if they insult My Chemical Romance. Then I will blow your brains against the ceiling and watch the fragments of your skull begin to fall on my tongue like pixie dust, I will think nothing but happy thoughts. Got it? Good.
Memo to all employees:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T,you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).
Mibba Prayer
Our Mibba, who art online. Hallowed be thy name.
Our kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is online.
Give us this day our daily boysex
and forgive us our corruptions
As we forgive those
Who try to purify us.
And lead us not into poser-dom
But deliver us from Fall Out Boy.
Hallelujah lock and load.
Amen.
Made by my best pally-wally Abby, aka Disenchanted Vampire
but her username will probably change constantly
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I owe my life to music
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background.
Top 10
1.My Chemical Romance
2.Dashboard Confessional
3.Panic! at the Disco
4.She Wants Revenge
5.Misfits
6.Snow Patrol
7.Underoath
8.Regina Spektor
9.Franz Ferdinand
10.Lupe Fiasco
Bob the Bryar is the best fucking drummer in the world
20 Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert. ((I've done it, and I've succeeded, dammit))
7. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
8. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
9. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
14. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
16. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
17. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
18. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
19. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
20. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
Numbers 1 - 16 come from Franks2Sexii4Words profile (with a few minor tweaks from me), the last 4 come from the vastness of my mind, where the wounded Zebras gather to plot revenege.
Orgasms are for amateurs... I have WAYGASMS.
My Chemical Romance:Life On The Murder Scene
I love at 2:58 (seconds left) how Frankie performs his trick
Then, at 2:10, how Mikey reacts to his gift
Lastly, at 1:51, how Gerard is happy for the hamster hes going to get.
On March First, now known as the sacred day, I saw My Chemical Romance live. I also witnessed Waycest.
Chemical Family
Myreya:: Clever Author, no, I will not put a picture of myself, and yet I just did.
Abby:: Brilliant Poet, deep as the ocean. I know thats corny, but fuck you. Yes, I grew her facial hair on.
Ixchel:: Quirky Video Game Mastress and uncultured little girl
Gabi:: Talented Musician who can kick your ass at guitar
Matt:: NC-17 Spaz who is also (ironically) a mormom.
Apart, we are misfits who are most likey looked down apon by the 'popular' people who have no souls. Together, we fit together like pieces of a puzzle. We're all so diverse and yet we fit together and make one chemical family.
Herro! My name is Myreya (Mariah...) but in the 'gangster' side of my white suburban neighborhood, I'm known as Yeya. I'm about 5'6 with brown eyes and brown hair, chopped to my shoulders. I like bitching at people who piss me off and then being a teeniebopper: "Lyke.. OHMIGAAAWD! Its lyke... **insert piss off's name here** I haven't see you in FOREVER!!" to them so they feel as if I am dangeroulsy insane, therefore not be likey to cross my path again. When I'm reading something not dealing with stupid teenieboppers who can't decide what to wear to the mall, I am with my friends who often fit the obnoxious teenager criteria, regardless of how many times I tell them to shut up. I often give three cheers for sweet revenge when called for.
Fucked Up
This is a very fucked up coversation between my best friend Abby (Disenchanted Vampire) and myself.
Enjoy
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:28:39 PM): I need to check on BOILING WATER
Geriya (1:28:39 PM): for your manflesh sandwich?
Geriya (1:28:42 PM): I keep telling you
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:01 PM): uuh
Geriya (1:28:52 PM): just pound the meat before hand
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:15 PM): ooh, well I tried
Geriya (1:28:57 PM): and you wont have to boil it
Geriya (1:29:00 PM): gosh
Geriya (1:29:06 PM): that just makes is BLAND
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:30 PM): but boiling it gives it a fresher taste
Geriya (1:29:12 PM): and destroys the taste of the blood
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:37 PM): but it tastes fresher
Geriya (1:29:27 PM): Only if you eat it while its hot!
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:50 PM): and I do
Geriya (1:29:37 PM): And then, why dont you just boil the blood? loVepoisonFairy7 (1:29:56 PM): and i drop it likes its hot!
Geriya (1:29:45 PM): it adds more flavor
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:30:13 PM): well, the pimps are out to get at you
Geriya (1:29:58 PM): Man
Geriya (1:30:00 PM): fuck them
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:30:21 PM): because you ate Andre
Geriya (1:30:09 PM): Andre was delicious
Geriya (1:30:11 PM): he was so
Geriya (1:30:12 PM): supple
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:30:48 PM): Well, Meeriyna (his ex-ho) was even tastier Geriya (1:30:45 PM): you never shared her with me
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:05 PM): I made her cajun!
Geriya (1:30:51 PM): I let you eat Andres heel
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:12 PM): dotnt worry
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:18 PM): I saved some
Geriya (1:31:02 PM): Good
Geriya (1:31:03 PM): thank you
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:24 PM): its in the fridge
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:30 PM): she can be heated up well
Geriya (1:31:15 PM): Next to Pete Wentz?
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:35 PM): yea
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:40 PM): and Hitler
Geriya (1:31:23 PM): Hes is suprisingly delicious
Geriya (1:31:25 PM): both of them
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:46 PM): i know
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:31:53 PM): so much evil makes someone so tasty
Geriya (1:31:39 PM): I thought they would be all tough and I would hurt my teeth Geriya (1:31:41 PM): yes
Geriya (1:31:43 PM): I heard that
Geriya (1:31:47 PM): but I didnt believe it
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:08 PM): but, the secret is the way I cook them
Geriya (1:31:53 PM): Ooo
Geriya (1:31:55 PM): do share
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:21 PM): I use cinnamon, just a dash
Geriya (1:32:09 PM): Ahh, an old trick
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:28 PM): and it makes them SO much more tender Geriya (1:32:12 PM): almost forgotten
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:34 PM): yes
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:38 PM): but gerard taught me it
Geriya (1:32:21 PM): I add some clove
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:44 PM): I had almost forgoten
Geriya (1:32:29 PM): Bob the Bryar taught me that
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:52 PM): wow
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:32:55 PM): wait..
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:33:00 PM): Bob the BRYING BEAR
Geriya (1:32:48 PM): of course
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:33:09 PM): The master of cannibal cooking?
Geriya (1:32:56 PM): the very same
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:33:23 PM): I do need to learn for him loVepoisonFairy7 (1:33:29 PM): he was gerard's mentor, you know
Geriya (1:33:13 PM): Hes taught me everything I know
Geriya (1:33:16 PM): No
Geriya (1:33:16 PM): no
Geriya (1:33:19 PM): you are mistaken
Geriya (1:33:24 PM): he mentored Gerard
Geriya (1:33:39 PM): Gerard learned from Bob the Brying Bear loVepoisonFairy7 (1:33:59 PM): brb, I have to check on my boiling manflesh Geriya (1:33:46 PM): Right
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:38:35 PM): ahh, the brying bear is a man of many talents Geriya (1:38:27 PM): Yes
Geriya (1:38:28 PM): I knoe
Geriya (1:38:37 PM): *raises eyebrows suggestively*
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:03 PM): especially gourmet connibal cooking loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:06 PM): welly welyl welly well
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:07 PM): yeya
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:17 PM): I knew more happened last time he visited Geriya (1:39:04 PM): yes
Geriya (1:39:13 PM): **looks smug**
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:42 PM): how was he??
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:39:47 PM): ((eager face))
Geriya (1:39:44 PM): Very delicious
I felt kind of bad eating him at first
Geriya (1:39:51 PM): but his skin was very tender
Geriya (1:39:55 PM): I had to do no beating
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:40:17 PM): what?
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:40:21 PM): you ate bob the bryar>
Geriya (1:40:23 PM): he was a very good sport about it
Geriya (1:40:30 PM): I do say, I think i am going to miss him loVepoisonFairy7 (1:41:02 PM): he could have benefited the cannibal world Geriya (1:40:50 PM): He taught me all he knew
loVepoisonFairy7 (1:41:09 PM): you cunt! Im going to eat you!
Geriya (1:40:55 PM): No
Geriya (1:41:00 PM): Because I'll eat you first
If you have a problem with my mexican skin, or any other color skin, then get the fuck off my page.
Wanna AIM? - Geriya@aim.com - feel free to e-mail me there too!
Library
Twiligh series by Stephenie Meyer
A Great and Terrible Beauty series by Libba Bray
Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli
Once Upon a Marigold by Jean Ferris
Harry Potter series by J.K Rowling
Eragon series by Christopher Paolini
Teach Me by R.A Nelson
Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides
Julie of the Wolves series by Jean Craighead George
Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson
Catalyst by Laurie Halse Anderson
The Giver Series by Lois Lowry
Tithe by Holly Black
Others that I cannot think of at the moment
Saliva scares the living shit out of me
Likes
My Chemical Romance
Reading
Vampires
Straws
Bob Bryar
Purple Pixie Stix
BIC brand pens and pencils
iPods
Super Clear tape
Brandeshing swords
Pixie Dust and happy thoughts
Chuck Taylors
Pit Bulls
SourPatch Kids (Don't we all)
FRIEEENDS
Alternative/punk music
Writing
Saying "Dammit"
FRANK IERO
Doodling uncontrollably
Drawing hands then asking for criticism which I never get
Sunsets
Taco Bell
Dislikes
Fall Out Boy
Preppy people who think they are above you
Ne'er do wells who get in your way
Stupidly over-religious people
People who think their life is shit when nothing is wrong ((and they know it, they just want to be pitied))
Posers
McDonalds
Burger King
Communism
Homophobics
Teenieboppers
Kids who are afraid to go into Hot Topic
Nosy ass people
Pushy people
Duct Tape
Certain political figures
The 'w' is the word SWORD
Slow (in both senses) people
If you notice something you ADORE on my 'dislikes' list, and you hate me for disliking it, then fuck you. I don't hate Fall Out Boy lovers. I don't hate anyone who likes different things from me. If anything, I respect you. The only time I will ever get pissed at somoene for being different from me is if they insult My Chemical Romance. Then I will blow your brains against the ceiling and watch the fragments of your skull begin to fall on my tongue like pixie dust, I will think nothing but happy thoughts. Got it? Good.
Memo to all employees:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T,you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).
Mibba Prayer
Our Mibba, who art online. Hallowed be thy name.
Our kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is online.
Give us this day our daily boysex
and forgive us our corruptions
As we forgive those
Who try to purify us.
And lead us not into poser-dom
But deliver us from Fall Out Boy.
Hallelujah lock and load.
Amen.
Made by my best pally-wally Abby, aka Disenchanted Vampire
but her username will probably change constantly
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I owe my life to music
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background.
Top 10
1.My Chemical Romance
2.Dashboard Confessional
3.Panic! at the Disco
4.She Wants Revenge
5.Misfits
6.Snow Patrol
7.Underoath
8.Regina Spektor
9.Franz Ferdinand
10.Lupe Fiasco
Bob the Bryar is the best fucking drummer in the world
20 Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert. ((I've done it, and I've succeeded, dammit))
7. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
8. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
9. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
14. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
16. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
17. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
18. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
19. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
20. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
Numbers 1 - 16 come from Franks2Sexii4Words profile (with a few minor tweaks from me), the last 4 come from the vastness of my mind, where the wounded Zebras gather to plot revenege.
Orgasms are for amateurs... I have WAYGASMS.
My Chemical Romance:Life On The Murder Scene
I love at 2:58 (seconds left) how Frankie performs his trick
Then, at 2:10, how Mikey reacts to his gift
Lastly, at 1:51, how Gerard is happy for the hamster hes going to get.
On March First, now known as the sacred day, I saw My Chemical Romance live. I also witnessed Waycest.
Chemical Family
Myreya:: Clever Author, no, I will not put a picture of myself, and yet I just did.
Abby:: Brilliant Poet, deep as the ocean. I know thats corny, but fuck you. Yes, I grew her facial hair on.
Ixchel:: Quirky Video Game Mastress and uncultured little girl
Gabi:: Talented Musician who can kick your ass at guitar
Matt:: NC-17 Spaz who is also (ironically) a mormom.
Apart, we are misfits who are most likey looked down apon by the 'popular' people who have no souls. Together, we fit together like pieces of a puzzle. We're all so diverse and yet we fit together and make one chemical family.
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