six feet underx

My horse has many colors. I change a lot, but not drastically. I obsess over simple things. I am very, VERY easily amused, and I'm not just saying that for the sake of fitting in. I dislike people who only do things to be "cool." I really CANNOT tell you how badly people like that bug me. I like to spell things correctly, and I hate looking like a different person than I really am. I write, so if you want to read what I write, I have a mibba. My name is the same on there.

If you want to know what really bugs the crap out of me:

1. I am getting so Davey-damned sick of people calling each other wifeys and stalkers and girlfriends and whatever else you people call your friends whom you probably don't even know in real life. It is not attractive, it's not funny. Just stop doing it people.
2. I hate people who hate Pete Wentz. I personally love the guy. He's short, beautiful, an AMAZING lyricist. And do you really believe he wanted the picture of his dick on the internet? No. I think not. People, get a life and stop hating.
3. I hate people who try and force you into something that you don't want to do. Or people who try and get you to realize how "stupid and gay" a band is. STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO STOP LISTENING TO FALL OUT BOY. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN ASSHOLES.
4. I hate people whom are obsessed with the scene queens. They're all rich bitches who feel the need to flaunt their money in other peoples' faces. Unless they have actually accomplished something, then stop idolizing them just because they're pretty. That's not an accomplishment, it's something people are born with. Or have plastic surgery to get.
5. I HATE people who idolize Jeffree fucking Star. He is NOT AMAZING. He just isn't. Just because he supports trans gender, does not make him somebody to idolize. It just, DOESN'T.
6. I am SO SICK of people calling each other whores. I hate it. It is positively revolting. Unless you are, in fact, a person selling your body on the streets, don't call yourself or anybody else a whore. It's not right, it's not nice. And it's down right stupid.
7. People who supplement gay as a synonym for shitty can go punch themselves in the nose. Unless something is actually homosexual, STOP SAYING "THAT'S SO GAY."
8. If you say retarded, go jump off of a building. Right now. I recommend that you find the nearest seven story building and fling yourself off of it as soon as humanly possible. If you use retarded as a synonym for stupid, you are a cold, heartless bastard. It's not somebody's fault if they are mentally disabled. Do you really think that they ASKED FOR IT?! NO! They can't fucking help it! So stop calling your friends retarded when they do something stupid. Call them stupid. Because stupid people can stop being stupid.
9. Homophobia is not gay. Homophobia is stupid. Stop quoting what celebrities say and trying to make yourself sound cool. Don't get me wrong, I love Frank Iero just as much as the next girl (guy), but homophobia is not gay. Homophobia is wrong, and it needs to be eliminated.
10. I really despise people who call celebrities girlfriends or boyfriends "stupid fucking whores," and other such putrid names. JUST. STOP. DOING. IT. Just because you have a crush on Gerard Way, or Mikey, or any other celebrity, DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO DISS THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. It just DOESN'T. Here's a news flash, YOU ARE AT LEAST FIFTEEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN GERARD. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET A CHANCE WITH HIM SO STOP TRYING.


The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way

1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living


The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero

1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun


The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way

1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thy self
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters



The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar

1.Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thy equal



The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro

1.Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thy afro



Ten Commandments of the Black Parade

1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thou shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!



The 10 Commandments of A Chemical Romance

1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray and Bob
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard.