Dattebayo57

hey, every one this is Dattebayo57! I'm a brand new mcr fan. Their music is awesome! I also enjoy drawing, Japanese anime, scaring cats, and being on INO
My favorite movies are :
Harry Potter (all of them)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Fullmetal Alchemist: THE MOVIE: Conqurer of Shamballa
InuYasha(all 4 movies)
Naruto: Rescue the Snow Princess (movie 1)
Naruto: the movie: Dattebayo! Naruto's BIG clash in the theatere!(movie2)
Konjiki No Gash Bell: 101 bamade no mamaodo (the 101th mamaodo)(movie 1)
Konjiki No Gash Bell: Attack of the Mecha Vulcan (movie 2)
National Treasure
Bruce Almighty
The Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Spiderman 3
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...
Favorite Books:
Naruto
Harry Potter
Konjiki No Gash!
Fruits Basket
And many more!

/*\Fun fact: My fave AMV (anime music video) is REAL NINJAS! its funny as....well its pretty funny (just go on youtube and search for real ninjas)
Favorite Bands:
MCR
Jonas Brothers <Just kidding! xD Do you REALLY think I'd like them?! they're pop gods for 8 year olds, plus they rip their shirts off onstage, are they promoting any thing innapproprate to minors?>
MCR<as if that wasn't obvious>
Disturbed
Orange Range
L'Arc~Ein Ciel
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION
Maximum the Hormone
30 Seconds to Mars
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At the Disco
/*\ Random Fact: I love to draw Anime style! some of my pics are on INO if you wanna see em.
...and Many Many more!!
Now here is meh pretty kitty....Sabbeth!

Meow! He was in our celing when I took this....silly cat.....

/*\ Fun fact: Dattebayo57's OTHER nickname is NINJA, coz Dattebayo57 has a shirt that says: I"M NINJA (YOU CAN'T SE ME!)
/*\fun fact: Ninja likes to talk like ED (yes ED IS A GIRL! O_O *I know scarey* on Cowboy Behop (3rd person)
Well as I toldyou before I am an anime freak Here are my favs:
Shaman King (FAUST!!!)
InuYasha
Death Note [L!!!!!!!!!]
Naruto
Full Metal Alchemist
FLCL
Elfin Lied
Lucky * Star
Naruto Shipuuden
And so many more I cant think of now!

Fav anime and manga charcters:
Faust VIII
Sai
Tobi
Itachi Uchiha
Zetsu
Miroku
L
Kira

"They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!"

The funny farm. : Straightjackets...Men...CANDY!!! :suprise:


Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice. .

Frank Iero can divide by Zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there.

Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.

Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.

Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Mikey Way can speak braille.

If Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.

Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"

Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.

When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.

When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "Say please."


The Emo Bible

Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles™.

One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle™ faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles ™.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles™.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.

-1000 years later-

A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.

-Nine months later-

Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!

-16 years later-

Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”

-2000 years later-

Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.


The End

You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!

MCR= Five angels in disguise

MCR= Unicorns

MCR= Skittles

MCR= Coffee

MCR= Greatness

MCR= Parades of black

MCR= Blood

MCR= Afros

MCR= Bashing and smashing and cussing at cameras

MCR= From hair that goes from long and black to short and blonde then back to black

MCR= Three cheers for sweet revenge

MCR= Romances unlike any other

MCR= Fear of needles

MCR= A certin drummer's solo project that is highly adored and supported

MCR= Addiction

MCR= Vampires, werewolves and pirates OH MY!

MCR= Fantasy

MCR= Guitar burn

MCR= Ferard fan fiction

MCR= Demolition lovers

MCR= A life long wait for a hospital stay

MCR= Secrets

MCR= Many injuries

MCR= Obbsesion

MCR= An army

MCR= Dancing corpses

MCR= Comics

MCR= Sticking forks and toasters and wanting to do it again and again

MCR= Brothers

MCR= Creativity of the mind, body and soul

MCR= Icy blues

MCR= Love

MCR= Two little boys who lose their grandmother.

MCR= Crashing the cemetary gates.

MCR= Late nights and early sunsets.

MCR= Coke Zero

MCR= Power

MCR= Raging guitar solos

MCR= Being caught in the middle of a gunfight in a center of a resturant

MCR= Living in a house of wolves.

MCR= Having the shit scared out of you by teenagers.

MCR= Getting to the doctor, and calling the nurse, buying roses and burning the church, hanging out with corpes and driving a hearse.

MCR= Setting the ferris wheel ablaze.

MCR= Letting them in.

MCR= Taking him/her down without a sound.

MCR= Diving headfirst for halos

MCR= Bulletpfoof vests.

MCR= Life being only a dream for the dead.

MCR= Life only being a joke.

MCR= Cats owning all dogs at all costs.

MCR= Not being o-fuckin-kay and screaming it.

MCR= Keeping your soul a secret in your throat.

MCR= Singing about eveyboby tying their shoes. *clap clap*

MCR= Never forgeting your roots.

MCR= Saving a soul.

MCR= Putting a spike in a heart.

MCR= Draining blood every hour on the hour.

MCR= Holding in your heart the sword and the faith.

MCR= Finding a way to carry on.

MCR= Disappering with out your love.

MCR= Never coming home.

MCR= Not letting the ghosts catch you if you fall down.

MCR= Not going down with yourself but indeed going down with your friends.

MCR= Not telling what you do for a living.

MCR= Life.



HEY EMMY!!! MY BBF! (best best friend!) I love you! You and I will rule the world with POCKY! Frankie loves skittles. Love ya!We need to go to cedar point again! I..L.Y. ALL~!~
-Dattebayo57
PS: My fried gees_secret_luver89 thinks Ferard sounds like a make for a car! LOL
ILYLAS Evee!

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