Stripey-Stripes.

hi

My name is Jocelyn Jocee.

I'm just your average kid, wasting away in highschool college.

Highschool wasn't a drag for me. People like to complain about how much it sucked, well, I probably went through more hell in highschool than they did, and I still thought it was pretty rad.

I say things like rad.

I moved out of my parents house a month before graduation, it was awesome. Everyone thought I was pregnant.
I might have helped the rumors along. What? I thought it was funny.

I was nominated for Homecoming Queen. It was fucking hilarious.

I cuss more than any sailor could hope too.

I am not afraid of the color pink.
Actually, I think I look smashing in it.

I used to think that I had vampires under my bed...
I was pretty sure they kept away all the bad guys.

I was never the pink ranger. Fuck that, yellow was so badass.

My mother says chocolate cereal is unhealthy.
I agree.

I don't mind labels.
I think that they're only genres for people. And since your music doesn't complain...

I have a Mibba.
So find me there.

I have Eliza Cuts AIM.
No, I won't give it to you. She's nice and I respect her privacy.
I just like rubbing it in your face

I have an irrational fear of celing fans. And if you ever try to get me higher than three stories off the ground, I'll fucking kill myself. Don't even go there.
So, yea.
Hit me up, I'll hit back.
xoxo Jocee.