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I KICK ASS (but only if they ask for it)
pop!!
i have blonde moments

im not TOTALLY happy... with everything...

MCR fans are always hot as hell....boys and girls!!!

HOMOPHOBES ARE SICKOS!!! THEY SUCK STUFF I DONT SUCK!!!

I hate it wen ppl copy me...i hate having, doing, saying, looking the same way others do....
ITS ME AGAINST THE WORLD HERE PEOPLE!!!!

I'm a homovore!!! (I mean i eat homophobes)
Growl!

POP!
anyway... i scare people
jst lik ths

IM FINALLY SEEING MCR IVE.... FINALLY!!!
yo leanne.. ill see ya in brisy!!!
yew!!

Lyrics for teletubies!!!!
tinky-winky
dipsy
lala
PO

teletubies
teletubies
say
hell
O!!!

YAYAY

GO TELETUBIES!!!

private jets for climate change!

"SMILES WANTED:
Apply within!"


Gerard: No, I don't like Panic! At The Disco.
Bob: Frank did what in the Crisco?
Gerard: No, I use AOL, not Cisco.
Mikey: *sighs*
Bob: We're going to San Francisco?
Gerard: I've never shopped at a Tesco.
Bob: You should paint that fresco. It'd look nice.
Gerard: Starbuck's a hamster? I don't have mice.
Mikey: (oop) *facepalm*
Bob: Ray's Fro's got lice?
Gerard: Sure, you can have my fries. *passes them over*
Bob: Thanks, what's this for?
Gerard: Frank's pissed on the floor?
Mikey: (oop) I can't take it anymore! *shoots self in the head*

Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator:

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

..."Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never
predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
..."The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers"
[Jack Sparrow]
P.S. "I only just realized that the deepest circle... so on so on is the in POTC1 as well as starts off parkway drive song... MUTINY!
yew!"

-----///\\-----PLEASE!!!
----///-\\\----Put This
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---|||---|||----You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died
------///\-----Of or is
-----///\\\----suffering
----///--\\\---Thank You

R.I.P PANSY.

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.........|||RIP PANSY!
.........|||PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE
.........|||TO REMEMBER PANSY
......../|||\WHO WAS MURDERED BY AN MTV
......./|00|\TECHNICIAN!! =(
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...../|||/.\|||\R.I.P PANSY!!!
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i cry for you pansy! and i say fuck the mtv man!... fuck you so much!
R.I.P

I despise Cartoons and TV altogether i don't keep up with the latest neighbors or home and away!

I like the smell of smoke... although i dont think i will smoke..
i dont Really like my family... except my mum and my uncle James... hes the shiz and i love him... (he smells of smoke and has a slight pommy accent!)

I LOVE COFFEE AND MEGAN AND MADI AND KRYSTAL AND MY OTHER BASTARD FRIENDS...
including:... dot dot dots
CHEVELLE (THANKYOU) B-)xoxox
Mikey... (even though your dead)*still mourns for you*
Callaway... (even though your dead)
krystal
luke
Theora
John
tayy
Megan
Madi
Iain
[color=dark purple]**blinks in loss of thought**[/color]
olivia
carlee
nick
aiden

who else she wonders...
*blinks in another loss of thought... almost forgot hoe to spell... wait no it's HOW to spell*
umm...

L33 (Liam)
leanne
jazmyn
kristy
bec
beka beka... (dont ask)
hell (hellen)
tashlez (natasha)
tarsha

i feel the need of randomness!

If you were a real mcr fan.....
1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Helena.
2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents for dissing Gerard's hair.
5.Real fans shop for hours just to find a red tie for a M.C.R concert.
6.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile.

(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(*)_(*) homepage and help him on his
way to WORLD DOMINATION

I LOVE CHEVELLE!!!

The Ten Commandmenths of My Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.♥♥♥♥♥♥
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard,Mikey,Frank,Ray,and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.

I sTaLk pEoPLe....
Its "MEESE" Damnit "MEESE"!!!!!
YaY for Gerard!!!!

Eliska: *fights urges to go cry in an isolated corner*...
Dont ask...

For what you did to me,
And what I'll do to you,
You get, what everyone else gets,
You get a lifetime!

And if they get me and the sun goes down into the ground
And if they get me take this spike to my heart and..
And if they get me and the sun goes down
And if they get me take this spike and..
You put the spike in my heart
(Gotta Love that Song)

We hold in our hearts the sword and the faith
Swelled up from the rain clouds, move like a wraith
Well after all, we'll lie another day
And through it all
We'll find some other way
To carry on through cartilage and fluid
And did you come to stare, or wash away the blood?

You're not in this alone
Let me break this awkward silence
Let me go
Go on record
Be the first to say I'm sorry
And hear me out
And if you take me down
Would you lay me out?
And if the world needs something better
Let's give them one more reason now

HAVE YOUR OWN OPINIONS!!!! i know... random... but thats who i am and if you havent figured that already then i think your a little slow... (shh... so am i)

"92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!! ~Put this is your profile if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing hysterically instead."

TEEHEEHEE... i laughed... should i be proud or something???

BANDS:
MCR (Obviously)
Parkway Drive (I met Winston)
Enter Shikari
Bullet For My Valentine
Slipknot
KoRn
Deathcab For Cutie
Plain White Tees
Shiny Toy Guns
Tokyo Hotel
Panic! At The Disco
I Killed The Prom Queen
50 Lions
Paramore
Circa Survive
Avanged Sevenfold
Behind Crimson Eyes
AND HEAPS MORE!!....


**am sooo bored...
am in the middle of computer lesson at school....
second last period..... YESSSS**

I HEART YOU MADDLES!

("Lyrics"... if you get bored by them... skip this)

FACE DOWN!!!!
Cover up with make up in the mirror
tell yourself it's never gonna happen again
you cry alone and then he swears he loves you.

Do you feel like a man
when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect
every action in this world will bear a consequence
If you wade around forever you will surely drown
I see what's going down.

I see the way you go and say your right again,
say your right again
heed my lecture

Do you feel like a man
when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down a new life she has.

One day she will tell you that she has had enough
its coming round again.
its coming round again.

Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the grown?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the grown?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..
Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..


I FINALLY DIED....
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my hair brown!!!

POEM! :O lol!
I want you to see my tear drops fall
I want you to see my red stained cheeks
I want you to see my blood red eyes
Stained with the gore of misery

I want you to see the part you took
I want you too see the gaping hole
I want you to see the pools of blood
Dripping from my broken soul

I want you to see the chaos
I want you to see the wreck
I want you to see the knot
Of lies and hate you've made

You thought you had it all
You thought you had real friends
The only thing you'll never have again
Is me, your ex-real friend.[/color]

***please... don't put this on your profile... I'm trying my hardest to be original but people copy me and it just dosen't work!!!***