Mikey_Way_is_my_hero

I dont know what to say about me. I love My Chem thats for sure. there is like no one here in my town really who likes MCR so I joined here to talk about them to people. I think im a prety cool person I can get along with pretty much anyone who is nice to me. (which is not very many people. but hey, they are mean to me first x_x) lol send me a message on here or find me on myspace! if you are in kansas definatly talk to me!! im so bored when im not on INO lolz



[center]Quotes I love!!![/center]

GERARD QUOTES
"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie mother fucker"

"Is there a boa in the house?"

"Im gonna get a little dorky for a minute."

"I don't like quarters being thrown at me when I song." Gerard

"Just throw nickels at him instead dude. He won't care as much." Mikey

"Im doing myself... I'm not doing anybody."


*A spotlight shines on Gerard*
"There's a way to avoid them see..."
*Another spotlight shines on him*
"Oh shit, they have two of them!

"I don't understand the 'Cutesy Frontman' tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy asshole!"

"Okay, um Mikey? This lollipop you threw at my head, it just broke, it shattered"- Gerard

Gerard:30's not old. 30's like the new 20.
Frank:Yeah...for trees.


"There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was even close to that. But even in my most jaded times still had hope."

"ooohhhh!! It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! Its perfect!"

"I know that im pretty. But I know i aint that fuckin pretty."

"I am the master of the wicket!"

"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. ya know what I mean?" Gerard
"Thats correct actually. It's turkey and or gravey" Steven

"Canada's difficult to operate in cuz their money is all wierd and funny."

"Bob what turns you on?" Gerard
"Slippers..." Bob

"I really need chapstick right now though."

"What happened was, I went off the sidewalk and into the bushes. I was like woah. And I like killed so many plants."

MIKEY QUOTES
"This is suposedly what happens to you when you die. If it is then I'm going to be really scared."

"I've been down with kickball since the third grade, man."

"I was going to say I'd kill a man for a water."

"people always ask me to sign asthma inhalers. Im actually not asthmatic, but hey, ill sign em"

FRANKIE QUOTES
"Homophobia is Gay."

"Im gonna go with Superman but thas kind of easy....because... because I like his cape" Bob
" Oh Come on, you're such a goody two shoes, idiot loser. You always know whats going to fuckin happen. He gets hit a couple of times, and then..." Frankie
"Ok, the Hulk, cuz hes green. I change that, I take it back, the hulk." Bob

"Im Frank. Im from My Chemical Romance. Im uncomfortable, and I'm about to go ballroom dancing."

"This is like the worst picture I have ever seen of a dead bird"

RAY QUOTES
[color=blue]"I tried to impress a girl once by puting a piece of runts candy in my nose, and pretending that it was a booger, and the thing just ended up just geting stuck in my nose and I had to go to the nurse for her to pull it out."

"I have alot of experience making fake helmits out of foil"

"Check it out! They actually managed to get all my hair bunched up into this little ball here."'[color]

BOB QUOTES
"What sticks out in my mind when we play
are kids just breaking down and crying in the front row.
Perhaps that happens to a lot of bands...but it's different for us.
The music brings out the shit in them. It's a release."

"What sticks in my mind is, about a year ago, someone actually called me skinny."

"Did you get kicked in the balls by someone named Frankie?"

"In down time I practice my solo project. It's all songs about Gerard. Oh Gerard.." Bob "its called Gerardoppoly." Frank "Gerard you make my heart burn: Bob

"Its wierd because i've always had some sort of bierdish thing going on."

"If you interview Mikey, can I hold the mic?"

"Yo Sarge! Come fight this Bee!"



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Dress up Gerard!
http://www.stardoll.com/en/dolls/564/Gerard_Way.html


I love this MCR interview!! it is so hilarious!! XD

Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
_SKITTLES OR MnMS?_
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumb ass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Okay new subject.Boxers briefs, man thong, or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
_OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?_
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
_OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?_
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
_OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE_
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!!

A real MCR fan:
1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.

2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name

3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.

4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.

5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.

6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.

7.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile

101 Ways to Tell You're Obsessed With MCR

You MIGHT be SLIGHTLY obsessed with My Chemical Romance if...

1. ...hearing any of the following noises immediately perks your interest: static, a heart monitor, or faint explosions.

2. ...someone says, "No fucking way!" and the first thing you think it, "Aw, that sucks; he's still on his honeymoon too!"

3. ...you boycott Aqua Teen Hunger Force because there is NO WAY it is better than The Breakfast Monkey.

4. ...you know which member of the band makes Bob Bryar's heart burn.

5. ...you really DO know what they do to guys like them in prison.

6. ...you, too, were killing before killing was cool.

7. ...you know that homophobia is gay and that Frank Iero is "a monster".

8. ...you raise your hand in history class when the teacher is talking about the astroid that killed the dinosaurs and say, "Ah, but that fucking astroid missed the Torosaurus!"

9. ...you know that pears really ARE good organic.

10. ...thanks to that one fan letter session, you know the meaning of the phrase "haute couture."

11. ...you have begun at least one conversation with, "What's the worst that I could say?"

12. ...you have ended at least one conversation with, "So long and goodnight."

13. ...after the release of The Black Parade, you began referring to you mother as either "Mama" or "Mother War" whenever you got mad at her.

14. ...you know that there are teenagers, and then there is "Teenagers."

15. ...you still mourn the death of Pansy.

16. ...you can make the connection between the phrase "back in black" and Gerard Way's hair.

17. ...you keep an eye out for a certain bum everytime you go to San Francisco.

18. ...you find it extremely ironic that the guys used to be baffled as to why so many people thought they were vampires, but you read the warning against illegal copying on the first CD.

19. ...you can make the connection between the letters "NJ" and the inside of the lower lip.

20. ...you support Bob Bryar's solo project.

21. ...you crossed out "Halloween" on your calendar and replaced it with "Frank Iero's Birthday."

22. ...you crossed out "New Year's Eve" on your calendar and replaced it with "Bob Bryar's Birthday."

23. ...you look out your window on a rainy day, see all the people with umbrellas, and think, "Wow, the Academy is really growing!"

24. ...you have unleashed the fucking bats.

25. ...you find it extremely funny that a certain guitarist who cannot swim totally rocks at the song "Drowning Lessons."

26. ...when you heard Gerard got engaged, you thought to yourself, "Huh, I guess he DID go off to "find another Way."

27. ...when someone asks you how you are feeling when you are sad, you respond, "I'm not okay."

28. ...you have taken duct tape and a sharpie to your street sign and changed the street name to Cemetery Drive.

29. ...someone offers to tell you a riddle and you ask, "That depends...is it that riddle of revenge?"

30. ...there is only one saint that you worship, and that is the Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights.

31. ...when you are sick of your face, you are allowed to be sick of your face, cuz it's your fucking face.

32. ...you hear the word "bunny" and think of a cat.

33. ..."Traitors!"...

34. ...you actually KNOW how to pronounce Frank Iero's last name ("eye-ear-oh".

35. ...when breaking up with someone, you have used the line, "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us."

36. ...when someone breaks up with YOU, you have shouted after them, "You didn't even have the guts to say, 'I don't love you like I loved you yesterday,' you bastard!"

37. ...someone mentions angels and you think, "Headfirst for halos!"

38. ...you wonder why the anthem didn't explain it, anyway.

39. ...you have done or died.

40. ...everytime you are faced with a difficult descision, you think to yourself, "Could I? Should I?"

41. ...you know that celebrities die by threes.

42. ...you know that dead cartoon people are not the only ones who can have X's over their eyes.

43. ...you don't keep any garlic or a crucifix around because you know that vampires will never hurt you.

44. ...everytime you play cards, you remove the "wild-eyed jokers" from the deck.

45. ...you can go skydiving because you lost your "fear of falling."

46. ...you hear anything that relates to William Shakespeare, and the first words in your head are "Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands..."

47. ...any guy ever comes up and asks for a tit show and you spit in his face and yell, "FUCK. YOU!"

48. ...you hear the beginning of an MCR song on the radio and think, "Oh baby here comes the sound!"

49. ...after The Black Parade came out, you changed your zodiac sign to Cancer.

50. ...that sound of the drumsticks clicking at the end of "Teenagers" is the TRUE end of the song.

51. ...all you are is bullets.

52. ...you have walked into a candy store and said, "Gimme all your poison!"

53. ...if the employee at the above candy store complied, you responded with, "Thank you for the venom!"

54. ...you won't go down by yourself, but you'll go down with your friends.

55. ...your weapon of choice is a croquet mallet.

56. ...you still can't look at orange crayons without blushing.

57. ...you have refused to swim in a pool because the lifeguard was "dressed in red and blue"...

58. ...you know the difference between immortality and never dying.

59. ...someone says, "NOW!" and you instinctively respond with, "But I can't!"

60. ...for prom, you went up to your friends/date and asked, "Now don't I look pretty walkin' down the street in the best damn dress I own?!"

61. ...you aspire to own a Benz someday for the sole purpose of driving ninety past the Barbies and Kens.

62. ...someone proposes marriage to you, and you look them in the eye and ask, "If you marry me, would you bury me? Would you carry me to the end?"

63. ...everytime you see a flock of doves, you instinctively look for a bullet.

64. ...you've looked in the mirror and not liked what you saw.

65. ...someone asks you how you'd feel if you met MCR, and you respond with, "Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish..."

66. ...you have wondered what would happen if Little Red Ridinghood heard about track 7 on TBP...

67. ...you work in a densely-packed office building and have had "Cubicles" on repeat for an hour or more.

68. ...when you're in over your head, you have said, "Heaven help us!"

69. ...someone near you starts smoking, and you play "Cancer" pointedly in their direction.

70. ...every single time you are in an elevator, you immediately check to see if it "only goes up to ten."

71. ...you get pissed off at your boyfriend and tell your friends, "He's not around, he's always looking at men."

72. ...you wonder if Gerard singing "Way down" in "Cemetery Drive" has anything to do with the fact that his brother, Mikey, "died" in the video for "The Ghost of You."

73. ...when you're running late for something and your mom or dad says, "We have got to go!" you echo them out of habit and maybe even wave a lighter for dramatic effect.

74. ...any story beginning with "Long ago" immediately causes you to think, "just like the hearse. You. Died to get in again..."

75. ...you do not "light" matches; you "strike" them.

76. ...someone says they'll give you anything, and you say, "Fine, how about a thousand bodies piled up?"

77. ...you adore every inch of sanity.

78. ...you don't just stand, you stand up fucking tall!

79. ...you have given out invitations for some event, and you have written on them "Now come one, come all to this tragic affair..."

80. ...screw skinny jeans; what's in is despair!

81. ...you refer to what you get out of those annoying little prize machines that rarely ever hang onto the stuffed animals inside of them as "the winnings."

82. ...the only "Rmy" you're ever joining has an "MC" in front of it,
thankyouverymuch.

83. ...you own Bob Bryar's Book of Cats.

84. ...you know that Skeleton Crew does not, repeat, not refer to the undead seadogs of "Pirates of the Caribbean".

85. ...you use "MCR Speak" to mess with people's minds (ex. "Yeah, ever since the breakup, Revenge-5. Seriously, you'd think my ex could've said Parade-6 before he left me for that bitch. Fuck Bullets-1!" in which "Revenge-5" translates to "I'm not okay" and "Parade-6" translates to "I don't love you," and "Bullets-1" translates to "romance".)

86. ...in the spirit of the above, your copy of "Life on the Murder Scene" is Parade-2 from so many viewings.

87. ...when going to meet Ray Toro, you wear a t-shirt with a picture of a cupcake and the words "We Will Always Remember."

88. ...you name your guitars.

89. ...you have Lasik surgery, then announce a funeral time and date for your old glasses.

90. ...you do not aspire to be famous; you aspire to be Ghostbuster famous.

91. ...every time you avenge yourself, you cheer three times.

92. ...they are Your Chemical Romance.

93. ...you're an animal that never paid attention in school.

94. ...you are not afraid to walk this world alone.

95. ...you know that certain guitarists should not balance on top of certain drumsets during certain live tv shows.

96. ...you rock out just for the dead.

97. ...when your significant other calls, you answer with "Hello, angel, tell me where are you?"

98. ...you only take trains out of New Orleans.

99. ...you are a certified "bunk-diver."

100. ...you know what a bed of roses and a gun have in common.

101. ...you know that the end is only the beginning. Then there's "DEAD!", "This is How I Disappear," "The Sharpest Lives,"...

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This is dedicated
To Every MCR Fan
Who Is A Demolition Lover
Who Was NEVER OK
Who Was Welcomed Into The Black Parade
This Is To
Every Helena
Patient
And Harmless Vampire
To Every Single Fan Who May Never See Them Play
Team Blonde Gerard.Rest In Peace My Friends
Everyone Who Cracked That Back In Black Joke
Those Who Mourned Mikeys Glasses
Those Who Live Life On The Murder Scene
Those Who Cried To The Ghost Of You
Those Who Cried To Famous Last Words
Those Who Worried About Bob And His Burn
You Who helped Gerard stay Sober
Those With An Obsession With Rays Hair
Those Who Love Frank Iero...(You Know Who You Are)
Everyone Who Is Not Afraid To Keep On Living
Lets Crash The Cemetery Gates
We Will Have The Band And Each Other Forever



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