Artbreaker
- Name:
- Lynsay
- Age:
- 30
- Gender:
- Female
- Location:
- Satan's cellar
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About
I don't know what to say here, so I'm gonna leave you with a poem by a man I have a great deal of respect for, the lead singer (and ukulele player) of a band called the King Blues, Itch.
5 Bottles of Shampoo
She pushed in before me, in the supermarket queue
pretended not to see me, in that way women do.
She put on the counter some bread and milk too
and then she pulled out five different bottles of shampoo.
And I thought to myself, 'I will never understand women.'
And I hear some of you saying, 'Yeah but all men are all the same!
They all think they're so cool and are ruled by their dicks.'
That might be true of me, but it ain't true of all of us
so don't point that finger so quick.
I do see some of the blokes though,
In the clubs, pinching girls arses, trying to be intimidating
Making obscene passes.
Man, she's a goddess, you can tell by the way she dances.
But you call her a slag when she don't accept your advances.
You just show you got no respect for yourself, show you ain't got the balls
to just talk to a girl.
So when she chats to me, you spit at her and shout 'Whore!'
Well it is written, in the art of war, to fight only the battles you can win.
But I will defend your honour til they kick my face in.
If you have to scrape me broken boned, bruised, bloodied, and battered up off the floor..
Well FUCK IT. Integrity is what black eyes were invented for.
So down with the dick-tatorship, that is so cock-sure,
they use rape as a weapon of war.
FUCK the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch,
FUCK the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk.
And if you're pro-life. I mean if you're PRO .. LIFE,
then become a doctor, or foster a kid.
Make it possible for people who are alive to live.
But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do,
when it was a woman that gave life to you.
Yes, I'm a man, a fairly stereotypical one,
but I ain't afraid to say I think all women are beautiful and strong.
Too fat, too thin, that's just media spin,
you look best when you're comfortable in your own skin.
So I'm sorry, if we've made you feel undue,
the truth be known...I'm in awe of you.
You're a giver of life and warrior too.
So do you really need FIVE different bottles of shampoo?
I will never forget you, CoS.
5 Bottles of Shampoo
She pushed in before me, in the supermarket queue
pretended not to see me, in that way women do.
She put on the counter some bread and milk too
and then she pulled out five different bottles of shampoo.
And I thought to myself, 'I will never understand women.'
And I hear some of you saying, 'Yeah but all men are all the same!
They all think they're so cool and are ruled by their dicks.'
That might be true of me, but it ain't true of all of us
so don't point that finger so quick.
I do see some of the blokes though,
In the clubs, pinching girls arses, trying to be intimidating
Making obscene passes.
Man, she's a goddess, you can tell by the way she dances.
But you call her a slag when she don't accept your advances.
You just show you got no respect for yourself, show you ain't got the balls
to just talk to a girl.
So when she chats to me, you spit at her and shout 'Whore!'
Well it is written, in the art of war, to fight only the battles you can win.
But I will defend your honour til they kick my face in.
If you have to scrape me broken boned, bruised, bloodied, and battered up off the floor..
Well FUCK IT. Integrity is what black eyes were invented for.
So down with the dick-tatorship, that is so cock-sure,
they use rape as a weapon of war.
FUCK the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch,
FUCK the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk.
And if you're pro-life. I mean if you're PRO .. LIFE,
then become a doctor, or foster a kid.
Make it possible for people who are alive to live.
But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do,
when it was a woman that gave life to you.
Yes, I'm a man, a fairly stereotypical one,
but I ain't afraid to say I think all women are beautiful and strong.
Too fat, too thin, that's just media spin,
you look best when you're comfortable in your own skin.
So I'm sorry, if we've made you feel undue,
the truth be known...I'm in awe of you.
You're a giver of life and warrior too.
So do you really need FIVE different bottles of shampoo?
I will never forget you, CoS.
Oh, cool. I was so glad when I finally turned 14. It's a shame I still look about 12, even though I'm going to be 15 in October, though.
I'm in Birmingham. ;D
sh*ttiest place on earth. I'm going to make that official. ;]
the king blues., June 17th, 2009 at 01:53:19pm
You're seeing them in October too? Cool. Whereabouts are you?
France was good, thanks. xD
I see you like The Blackout. ;D
I only like a few songs, but from what I've heard, they're good.
/sounding like a teenie. ;]
lol.
the king blues., June 16th, 2009 at 10:10:10am
Hehe yuh =]
x x x x x <3
Day Of The Dead, June 11th, 2009 at 02:18:23pm
Oh wow!
I only know one other person who has heard of The King Blues!
I'm in France at the moment, so I can't talk much, but yeah.
I'm Laura. =D
the king blues., June 11th, 2009 at 11:47:59am
Awwh man that sucks!
I hope they go back there soon just for you =]
x x x x x <3
Day Of The Dead, June 10th, 2009 at 02:36:54pm
Danke =]
Awwh man that sucks >.< do they come to where you are a lot?
I think it's the 5th-9th August, but I'm not entirely sure.
x x x x x <3
Day Of The Dead, June 8th, 2009 at 04:40:42pm
my sister was so bummed. and when tom left cute is what we aim for, she was pissed
tay jardine;, June 8th, 2009 at 03:52:32pm
That song is awesome! Two of my favorite bands together so it's great!
Ahhh! They are playing Relentless Boardmasters Festival in Newquay and someone just suprised me with tickets because it's the same time we are on holiday there...I'm so excited right now!! =D
x x x x x <3
Day Of The Dead, June 8th, 2009 at 02:46:09pm
=D
Yeah. It's very different from their previous one, but I really like it. Like they have a song for different moods, I kinda like that XD
x x x x x <3
Day Of The Dead, June 7th, 2009 at 03:49:37pm
me and my friend were like crying. it was so pathetic
tay jardine;, June 5th, 2009 at 07:17:59pm
Hey!
You have a cool taste in music, and I see you like The Blackout!
Have you got their new album?
x x x x x <3
Day Of The Dead, June 4th, 2009 at 04:02:01pm
thats ok if theyre bad. any picture of marshall is a good picture! thanks so much!! did you hear about ian? he left :(
tay jardine;, June 4th, 2009 at 11:02:25am
LYNSAY!!!
oicu on the threads.
*glomp*
x_jacksper, May 28th, 2009 at 07:24:50am
...mhmmmm i´m still alive.
i just got my school leaving exams tomorrow and wednesday
and i think i´ll fail,.so that´s it.
hope you´re fine.
<3
wrong, March 16th, 2009 at 08:38:55am
hey it´s all f*cked up. hey why this thing keeps removing my nice "u" from my nice word and gives there a star?! ugh. how stupid.like everyone knows what that means anyways.
sorry my mood is like -sh*t.
but i miss you! what´s up with you?tell me.
wrong, February 2nd, 2009 at 07:30:23am