sailor emo
- Name:
- jenna
- Age:
- 32
- Gender:
- Female
- Location:
- Ummm......Damn I'm Lost Again!
Contact
- PM:
- Send a private message
- Friends:
- Add to friends
About
I am 15,
I have short brown hair
Brown eyes
I'm a bisexual (that means i like boys and girls-- for those who don't know)
I like MyChemicalRomance
I love films
I want to be a actress
I love sailor moon ( I know it's mega sad but it makes me happy and if something makes you happy go and do it)
i love johnny depp
i use to be in love with keira knightly but i don't any more
i really like mikey's girlfriend alicia simmons ( sorry if misspelt)
and i'm a happy person
i am happy but sometimes for no reason i feel really down and then i wan to cry for no reason then when i'm happy i want to cry to. ahhh i'm muked up!
i also love my two wifeys- gemma (i proposed with skittles!) and loz (who i met on mibba!)
i also love my playgirl kirsty!!!!!!!
they all rock!
i'm happy!
The Emo Bible
Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles�.
One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle� faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles �.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles�.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.
-1000 years later-
A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.
-Nine months later-
Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!
-16 years later-
Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”
-2000 years later-
Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.
The End
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE:
Gerard Way Puts The 'Laughter' In 'Manslaughter'.
Mikey Way Can Slam Revolving Doors.
The Chief Export Of Frank Iero Is Pain.
Mikey Way Counted To Infinity...Twice.
Frank Iero Can Divide By Zero.
The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side. Unless Gerard Way Has Been There, Then It's Soaked With Tears And Blood.
The Frank Iero Once Visited The Virgin Islands. They Are Now The Islands.
Gerard Way Sleeps With A NightLight. Not Because Gerard Way Is Afraid Of The Dark, But Because The Dark Is Afraid Of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way Is The Reason Waldo Is Hiding.
A Tsunami Is Water Running Away From Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Get Brain Freeze. Slurpees Know When To Back The Fuck Off.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Teabag The Ladies. He Potato-Sacks Them.
Mikey Way Can Speak Braille.
Frank Iero Jacks Off To Monster Trucks.
Jeeves Asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar Is Late, Time Better Slow The Fuck Down.
Geico Saved 15% A Year By Switching To Gerard Way.
Ray Toro Went Back In Time And Stopped The JFK Assination By Catching The Bullet In Mid-Air. JFK's Head Just Exploded In Sheer Amazement.
Gerard Way Has To Sort His Laundry Into Three Loads: Darks, Whites, And Bloodstains.
Jesus Walked On Water. Gerard Way Walked On Jesus.
When Frank Iero Gives You The Finger, He's Telling You How Many Seconds You Have Left To Live.
Gerard Way Doesn't Use Pick-Up Lines, He simply Says "Now."
Mikey Way Is Like A Tsunami. If You Can See Him Coming, It's Already Too Late.
Bob Bryar Ate The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Ray Toro Didn't Vote For Pedro. He Deported Him.
When God Said, "Let There Be Light", Gerard Way Said, "Say Please."
this isn't about real M.C.R fans it's about OBSESSIVE M.C.R fans and as were all on this website i'm guessing most people are obsessive.( i am now band from talking about them in my house)
1. M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
2. M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
3. M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6. M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.( i don't have the money to buy anything not even skittles!)
7. M.C.R fans take time to right on the front of all there underwear "I love Gerard".
8. M.C.R fans ask their mom whats for dinner and are disappointed when she dont say Gerard.
9. M.C.R fans start smoking 'cause they think they will be hott like Frank and Gerard.(smoking is never cool!)
10 M.C.R fans ask for Bob for christmas and cry when they dont get him.
11 M.C.R fans do dirty things with their M.C.R action figures and are proud to admit it.
12 M.C.R fans sleep with a picture of M.C.R and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13 M.C.R fans piss themselves when they see them.. on T.V.
14 M.C.R fans would admit to let them rape you.
15 M.C.R fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
16. M.C.R fans have this on their profile.
You Know You're an MCR Fan When...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.( no the program is just so fucking awesome that the world should be made to watch it! hello jack is one fit pice of ass and nina and mandy are well fit!)
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses. (i've actually done that not because she looks like him but i had him on the brain)
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.( write more fool 10 seconds is just too short!)
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
(this is all a joke btw, you can be a mcr fan weather you like 1 song or them all as long as your not a teenie i care for you)
Homophobia is Gay:
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--- IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS!
The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.
The Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1.Thou shalt except death as it comes
2.Thou shalt sing and march without question
3.Thou shalt face fear and regret
4.Thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5.Thou shalt give blood
6.Thou shalt fear thy sins
7.Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8.Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10.THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
Gerards live quotes:-
"I don't want that spotlight on right now"
"Everybody tie your shoes, Clap Clap"
"Possibly the stupidest fucking thing i've ever done up here!"
"Turn those houselight on, ummm...yeah i don't mind looking at you guys, this is the prettiest crowd yet"
"Bob Bryars really drunk" -at which point Bob nearly falls off the drums
"Awww.. look Mikey can't tie his shoe laces"
"Step back, were not that pretty."
"Stop sucking me off!"
QUOTES!!
"There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that. . . . But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope." - Gerard
"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?" - Gerard
"Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic"s best friend!" - Gerard
"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it"s because I was drunk for three years." - Gerard
"Well, I"m half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer" - Gerard
"This ain't gonna cut the mustard" - Gerard
"Now all you need do is catch the flu, have your mum yell at you for not calling, and your in My Chemical Romance" - Gerard
"So many people treat you like you"re a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window" - Gerard
"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?" - Gerard
"Is that a boa?? I sure do loveee boas" - Gerard
"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches." - Frank Iero
Cameraman: So, did you read Ellen DeGeneres"s new book?
Frank: Yeah.
Cameraman: How was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian.
First kiss. With who and where? - Leah Miller of Much Music
That was actually how I met Bob - Frank
Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It"s a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That"s not the plural of moose, it"s moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it"s meese.
Frank: I"d date Gerard.
The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops.
Mikey Way
This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there"s quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Mikey Way
"We should send a country cupcakes. You think some cupcakes will cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness"~Gerard Way
“I don’t think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building.”~Gerard Way
“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”~ Gerard Way
“Oh yeah. People think we're fucking loaded just because we got all this bling on. Yeah, they think we're all rich vampires!”~ Gerard Way
“Actually, I might party a bit. I haven't partied in a long time...But we party a little differently than, like, Trick Daddy . We like high-speed Internet and strong coffee.” ~ Gerard Way
"If we knew we would have flown liza minelli out for you" - interviewer
"Really?!" - Gerard says excitedly
"no that’s total bullshit!" - interviewer
"This shit is easy peasey pumpkin peasy...Pumpkin pie, Mother Fucker." ~ Gerard Way
"I was wondering what he was doing over there. And when he kicked me in the balls, I was like: What did I do?" ~ Gerard Way
"Don't blow your head off! Don't ever fucking do that. That shit ain't cool." ~ Gerard Way
Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell "Hey! It"s still plugged in!"?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we"re all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It"s funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can"t believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he"ll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there"s water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
_SKITTLES OR MnMS?_
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Okay new subject.Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
_OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?_
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
_OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?_
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
_OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE_
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!
"Hey girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You are good enough, you're too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or a size 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey girls, you are beautiful." ~ Gerard fucking Way.
“I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.” ~ Gerard Way
"Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person." -Gerard Way
LOVE
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy:No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: If I left would you cry?
Boy: No.
..Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
.Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Which would you pick, me or your life?
Boy: My life.
Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears. The boy chases after her and stops her.
Boy: You don’t cross my mind because you are always on my mind. I don’t like you because I love you. I don’t want you because I need you. If you left I would die, not cry. I wouldn’t live for you because I would die for you. I wouldn’t do anything for you because I would do everything for you. But I would still pick my life because you are my life.
I Wish a Guy would say that to me
*92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!"
*92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile"
***If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage****
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One day skittles and gummybears will take over the world. But they need our help. Please put this in your profiles and signatures to help them on their way to world domination! Hooray for world domination that tastes really good!
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Dearly Beloveds, we gather here today to mourn over the death of a loved one. That loved on would be Frank Anthony Iero's beloved guitar Pansy.
She was a sweet guitar. She always was in tune, and even after years of abuse, never managed to become seroiusly injured. That was until her fateful final song for her owner's band known as My Chemical Romance's Black Parade concert. She was overabused for many years, but this was the final time. Pansy was brutally murdered by a stupid MTV guitar tech.
Pansy leaves behind My Chemical Romance, two of many of her siblings Epiphone Elitist Les Paul and Bella, and of course her loving owner Mr. Frank Anthony Iero. If we could have a moment of silence in honor of Pansy and her loving memory
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I have short brown hair
Brown eyes
I'm a bisexual (that means i like boys and girls-- for those who don't know)
I like MyChemicalRomance
I love films
I want to be a actress
I love sailor moon ( I know it's mega sad but it makes me happy and if something makes you happy go and do it)
i love johnny depp
i use to be in love with keira knightly but i don't any more
i really like mikey's girlfriend alicia simmons ( sorry if misspelt)
and i'm a happy person
i am happy but sometimes for no reason i feel really down and then i wan to cry for no reason then when i'm happy i want to cry to. ahhh i'm muked up!
i also love my two wifeys- gemma (i proposed with skittles!) and loz (who i met on mibba!)
i also love my playgirl kirsty!!!!!!!
they all rock!
i'm happy!
The Emo Bible
Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles�.
One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle� faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles �.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles�.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.
-1000 years later-
A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.
-Nine months later-
Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!
-16 years later-
Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”
-2000 years later-
Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.
The End
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE:
Gerard Way Puts The 'Laughter' In 'Manslaughter'.
Mikey Way Can Slam Revolving Doors.
The Chief Export Of Frank Iero Is Pain.
Mikey Way Counted To Infinity...Twice.
Frank Iero Can Divide By Zero.
The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side. Unless Gerard Way Has Been There, Then It's Soaked With Tears And Blood.
The Frank Iero Once Visited The Virgin Islands. They Are Now The Islands.
Gerard Way Sleeps With A NightLight. Not Because Gerard Way Is Afraid Of The Dark, But Because The Dark Is Afraid Of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way Is The Reason Waldo Is Hiding.
A Tsunami Is Water Running Away From Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Get Brain Freeze. Slurpees Know When To Back The Fuck Off.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Teabag The Ladies. He Potato-Sacks Them.
Mikey Way Can Speak Braille.
Frank Iero Jacks Off To Monster Trucks.
Jeeves Asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar Is Late, Time Better Slow The Fuck Down.
Geico Saved 15% A Year By Switching To Gerard Way.
Ray Toro Went Back In Time And Stopped The JFK Assination By Catching The Bullet In Mid-Air. JFK's Head Just Exploded In Sheer Amazement.
Gerard Way Has To Sort His Laundry Into Three Loads: Darks, Whites, And Bloodstains.
Jesus Walked On Water. Gerard Way Walked On Jesus.
When Frank Iero Gives You The Finger, He's Telling You How Many Seconds You Have Left To Live.
Gerard Way Doesn't Use Pick-Up Lines, He simply Says "Now."
Mikey Way Is Like A Tsunami. If You Can See Him Coming, It's Already Too Late.
Bob Bryar Ate The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Ray Toro Didn't Vote For Pedro. He Deported Him.
When God Said, "Let There Be Light", Gerard Way Said, "Say Please."
this isn't about real M.C.R fans it's about OBSESSIVE M.C.R fans and as were all on this website i'm guessing most people are obsessive.( i am now band from talking about them in my house)
1. M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
2. M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
3. M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6. M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.( i don't have the money to buy anything not even skittles!)
7. M.C.R fans take time to right on the front of all there underwear "I love Gerard".
8. M.C.R fans ask their mom whats for dinner and are disappointed when she dont say Gerard.
9. M.C.R fans start smoking 'cause they think they will be hott like Frank and Gerard.(smoking is never cool!)
10 M.C.R fans ask for Bob for christmas and cry when they dont get him.
11 M.C.R fans do dirty things with their M.C.R action figures and are proud to admit it.
12 M.C.R fans sleep with a picture of M.C.R and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13 M.C.R fans piss themselves when they see them.. on T.V.
14 M.C.R fans would admit to let them rape you.
15 M.C.R fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
16. M.C.R fans have this on their profile.
You Know You're an MCR Fan When...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.( no the program is just so fucking awesome that the world should be made to watch it! hello jack is one fit pice of ass and nina and mandy are well fit!)
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses. (i've actually done that not because she looks like him but i had him on the brain)
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.( write more fool 10 seconds is just too short!)
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
(this is all a joke btw, you can be a mcr fan weather you like 1 song or them all as long as your not a teenie i care for you)
Homophobia is Gay:
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--- IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS!
The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.
The Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1.Thou shalt except death as it comes
2.Thou shalt sing and march without question
3.Thou shalt face fear and regret
4.Thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5.Thou shalt give blood
6.Thou shalt fear thy sins
7.Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8.Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10.THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
Gerards live quotes:-
"I don't want that spotlight on right now"
"Everybody tie your shoes, Clap Clap"
"Possibly the stupidest fucking thing i've ever done up here!"
"Turn those houselight on, ummm...yeah i don't mind looking at you guys, this is the prettiest crowd yet"
"Bob Bryars really drunk" -at which point Bob nearly falls off the drums
"Awww.. look Mikey can't tie his shoe laces"
"Step back, were not that pretty."
"Stop sucking me off!"
QUOTES!!
"There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that. . . . But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope." - Gerard
"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?" - Gerard
"Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic"s best friend!" - Gerard
"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it"s because I was drunk for three years." - Gerard
"Well, I"m half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer" - Gerard
"This ain't gonna cut the mustard" - Gerard
"Now all you need do is catch the flu, have your mum yell at you for not calling, and your in My Chemical Romance" - Gerard
"So many people treat you like you"re a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window" - Gerard
"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?" - Gerard
"Is that a boa?? I sure do loveee boas" - Gerard
"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches." - Frank Iero
Cameraman: So, did you read Ellen DeGeneres"s new book?
Frank: Yeah.
Cameraman: How was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian.
First kiss. With who and where? - Leah Miller of Much Music
That was actually how I met Bob - Frank
Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It"s a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That"s not the plural of moose, it"s moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it"s meese.
Frank: I"d date Gerard.
The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops.
Mikey Way
This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there"s quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Mikey Way
"We should send a country cupcakes. You think some cupcakes will cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness"~Gerard Way
“I don’t think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building.”~Gerard Way
“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”~ Gerard Way
“Oh yeah. People think we're fucking loaded just because we got all this bling on. Yeah, they think we're all rich vampires!”~ Gerard Way
“Actually, I might party a bit. I haven't partied in a long time...But we party a little differently than, like, Trick Daddy . We like high-speed Internet and strong coffee.” ~ Gerard Way
"If we knew we would have flown liza minelli out for you" - interviewer
"Really?!" - Gerard says excitedly
"no that’s total bullshit!" - interviewer
"This shit is easy peasey pumpkin peasy...Pumpkin pie, Mother Fucker." ~ Gerard Way
"I was wondering what he was doing over there. And when he kicked me in the balls, I was like: What did I do?" ~ Gerard Way
"Don't blow your head off! Don't ever fucking do that. That shit ain't cool." ~ Gerard Way
Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell "Hey! It"s still plugged in!"?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we"re all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It"s funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can"t believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he"ll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there"s water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
_SKITTLES OR MnMS?_
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Okay new subject.Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
_OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?_
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
_OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?_
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
_OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE_
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!
"Hey girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You are good enough, you're too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or a size 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey girls, you are beautiful." ~ Gerard fucking Way.
“I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.” ~ Gerard Way
"Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person." -Gerard Way
LOVE
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy:No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: If I left would you cry?
Boy: No.
..Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
.Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Which would you pick, me or your life?
Boy: My life.
Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears. The boy chases after her and stops her.
Boy: You don’t cross my mind because you are always on my mind. I don’t like you because I love you. I don’t want you because I need you. If you left I would die, not cry. I wouldn’t live for you because I would die for you. I wouldn’t do anything for you because I would do everything for you. But I would still pick my life because you are my life.
I Wish a Guy would say that to me
*92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!"
*92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile"
***If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage****
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One day skittles and gummybears will take over the world. But they need our help. Please put this in your profiles and signatures to help them on their way to world domination! Hooray for world domination that tastes really good!
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
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Dearly Beloveds, we gather here today to mourn over the death of a loved one. That loved on would be Frank Anthony Iero's beloved guitar Pansy.
She was a sweet guitar. She always was in tune, and even after years of abuse, never managed to become seroiusly injured. That was until her fateful final song for her owner's band known as My Chemical Romance's Black Parade concert. She was overabused for many years, but this was the final time. Pansy was brutally murdered by a stupid MTV guitar tech.
Pansy leaves behind My Chemical Romance, two of many of her siblings Epiphone Elitist Les Paul and Bella, and of course her loving owner Mr. Frank Anthony Iero. If we could have a moment of silence in honor of Pansy and her loving memory
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