i wanna be Vampire

A poem i wrote during skool.
Life iz nothing but lies.
The world iz nothing but a dream.
But what do u care
you dont see me dieing inside.
But sooner or later i will be gone.
When i am gone u will nothing
because with me u were somthing.
So enjoy ur life for now because later
on in life u will find that someone that will
break ur heart like u broke mine.
By: Mandy(aka me)

If you were a real mcr fan.....
1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Helena.
2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents for dissing Gerard's hair.
5.Real fans shop for hours just to find a red tie for a M.C.R concert.
6.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile.

You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion



This is dedicated to every MCR fan that:

Was a Demolition Lover
That was NEVER okay
That was Welcomed To The Black Parade

Every MCR fan who was ever a:
Patient, Helena or Harmless Vampire
This is for every MCR fan that ever:
Mourned the blonde gerard
Cracked the back in black joke about gerards hair
Mourned the long haired gerard
Mourned Mikeys glasses
Obsessed over Ray's fro'
Pondered on Gerards Brown shoes in the Helena Video
For every MCR fan that:
Helped gerard stay sober
Cried with Frank when Pansy "died"
Cried at the Ghost Of You
cried at Famous last words
Who worried about Bobs leg
Refused to wash their MCR tour shirt
For fear of losing the Gerard Way Induced sweat...
who was not afraid to keep on living
This is for you
Lets Crash The Cemetery Gates

Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.

The 10 Commandments of A True Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray and Bob
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard

Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breath
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun...OR ELSE!!


The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters


The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal


The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro



Do You Have MCRD? (My Chemical Romance Disorder)
Symptoms Include:

Obessive purchasing of all magazines that have the words 'My Chemical Romance' somewhere in its pages.

Telling your parents that you have converted to Ieroism

You write 'I'm Not Okay' all over your arms, hands, papers, and books so much that people ask you if you really are okay, and your reply to that is always "I'M NOT O-FUCKING-KAY!"

You claim to your friends/parents/priest/gaurdian that Mikey Way is God, and you truely believe this statement.

You believe that Ray Toro's hair rules the Earth and several other planets and universes.

When people make fun of the name Bob, you slap them and tell them that it isn't cool to be skinny.

You can't go 10 minutes without hearing Gerard Way screaming.

You say "I'm not okay" and get mad when nobody else says "I promise"

You scream when any of the names Mikey, Frank, Ray, Bob, or Gerard are mentioned.

In the middle of an important conversation, if someone says a word from any MCR song, you burst into that song.

You make your friends listen to every song they have ever made.