myXmiserableXromance
- Name:
- Nicole
- Age:
- 32
- Gender:
- Female
- Location:
- Down Gerard's Pants!!!!! XD
Contact
- PM:
- Send a private message
- Friends:
- Add to friends
- MSN:
- ask me.
- AIM:
- -never go on it.
- YIM:
- never go on it.
- ICQ:
- dont have one
About
i am who i am and i wont change for ANYONE. im emo/punk. and i love it. my fave stores are spencers journeys and hottopic. I <3 THOSE STORES. i dont care what anyone else thinks of me and my hottopic skinny jeans. im not racist, sexist, homophobic, or any of that im really not against anything...(except for miley cyrus). i love starbucks. my favorite drink there is mocha frappochino. but a regular mocha works for me too!! this is weird but, i LOVE LOVE LOVE fritos w/ peanut butter and whipped cream. i know it sounds gross but its really good.
the sexiest guys in the whole universe are GERARD WAY AND FRANK IERO.
i would litterally die for them. emo guys are sexi and i hate it when guys try to impress me w/ hollister, (yes thats happened b4 *gags) i hate hollister. and abercrombie &fitch smells bad. sorry to say. the hottest guys in general are emo/ punk guys. i LOVE them!! <3
i'm a very hyper person and i love to shout random things at people i don't know!! XD
im single (and flirting)
my favorite thing in the world it music. w/o life is pointless.
I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING!!
im random and i dont mind getting random Private Messages. so, its OK to send them to me. XD
**favorite Show:
jackass, SNL, south park, family guy (i like to laugh)
**favorite movie:
chuck and larry, saw, jackass
**favorite food:
sushi[/color]
**first mcr song i ever heard:
helena
**why i love them:
they saved my life, they are the only reason i get up every morning.
FAVEORITE BANDS:
_my chemical romance
__AFI
___cobra starship
____mindless self indulgence
_____jeffree star
______marilyn manson
_______VNV nation
________combichrist
_________tokio hotel
________alice in videoLand
_______arual vampire
______BuckCherry
_____good charlotte
____hellogoodbye
___korn
__shiny toy guns
_paramore
My Most awseome Quotes:
** "Go fuckin fuck yourself you stupid fuckin fucktard"
** plastic girl: oh, your emo, are you gonna go kill yourself?
Me: "oh, your a bitchy hore, are you gonna go fuck all the guys on the foot ball team?"
** ïf i say im a bitch, its a good thing. if i say YOURE a bitch. its a bad thing. =)
** "Rock Star Drinks get me sooooooooooo fuckin hyper i cant even type!!!!!!!!!!!!"
** Bang!! *pretends to shoot gun* your dead, so look dead."
** if you go to a dictionary site and search 'sex', the definition should be 'FERARD'
** "Certain People REALLY piss me off." (i happen to say this when i see someone i hate)
** "OMGEE!! (omigerard)
** hollister girls are the kind of ppl that make me wanna shoot myself."
** "ITS EMO DAY EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!"
** "School rox! except for the rules, learning, teachers, and hollister girls. thats gotta go. =)
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
Stereotyping
I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete evryone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
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If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!<<<<STEROTYPING SUCKS! IF PEOPLE WERE MEANT TO HAVE LABELS WE'D HAVE THEM ON US!!!
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Suicide
Life is impossible. Suicide is your way out. Fine -- but before you kill yourself, consider these facts
Suicide is not usually successful.
You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25yr old who tried to electrocute himself.
He lived. But, both of his arms are gone.
What about jumping? Ask John.
He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sence of humor.
That was before he lept from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care.
He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But, worst of all, he knows he used to be normal.
What about pills? Ask the 12yr old with extensice liver damage from an overdose.
Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.
What about a gun?
Ask the 24yd old who shot himself in the head.
Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side.
He lived through his "foolproof" suicide.
You might too. But .. who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling?
Commercial cleaning companies may refuse the job
-- but someone has to do it. Who will cut you down from where you hung yourself, or identify your bloated body after you've drowned? :
Your father?
Your mother?
Your sister or brother?
The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will never completely recover.
They'll feel regret and an unending pain.
Suicide is contagious. Look around your family.
You do have other choices. There are people you can help you through this crisis.
Call a hotline. Call a friend. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police.
They will tell you there's hope. Maybe in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away.
You say you don't want to be stopped?
Still want to do it?
Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later.
And we'll work with whatever you have left. There's always someone who will be there for you to talk things through even if it seems like no one is there for you.
Everything will get better, and it will be okay.
So whenever you are going to pick up that knife, or razor,
just think about all the people you are leaving behind, all the memories, and all the good times.
IF THIS TOUCHES YOU, REPOST IT
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Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!.
Gerard:GO FUCK A WHALE!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL U GERARD IM NOT INTERESTED IN U LIKE THAT!
<<<<<<<<<<<HAHA THAT IS TOO FUNNY!>>>>>>>>>>>>>
hahaha ferard.will.live (aka rachel) u will laff.
HiM
(INSIDE JOKE, NO ONE ELSE WILL UNDERSTAND. and its not the band im talking about. dont ask cuz i wont tell u)
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(='.'=) This is GERARD WAY in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
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═╔══╝══╚══╗R.I.P
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your INO!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your INO.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your INO.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your INO.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your INO.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your INO.
*cough cough danielle Decker, Jaquavious Roebuck, and Jen*
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your INO.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your INO.
If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your INO.
I love Frerard. I see nothing wrong with it. I think its great Frankie and Gee are able to make out on stage without being afraid of what people think. They don't care what people think. They're saying that Its okay to be Bi or gay. And thats a great thing about them.
Support Love ♥♂ ♀♥ ♀♀ ♥♂ ♂♥
add to your page if you believe
92% of teens listen to rap and hip hop music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day. Put this in your profile fellow rocker
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!
Post this on your page if you hate rap:
R:retards
A:attempting
P:poetry
x] Emos Rule....
x] Live With It =]
x] Not All Emos Cut
x] Not All Emos R Depressed
x] Emos R Nice People
x] Emos Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Themselves
x] Emos DONT Have Made Up Problems
x] Emos Have Feelings
x] Not All Emos R Bi!!
x] Emos R The Sexiest People ALIVE!!
x] Emos Do Smile
x] Emos Do Laugh
Put this on your profile if u agree
Do you have My Chemical Romance Disorder (MCRD)? =D
Symptoms include:
- Uncontrollable, random babbiling about the five band members. In severe cases, this resorts to dreaming about them.
- Obessive purchasing of all magazines that simply mention the words 'My, Chemical, or Romance' somewhere on its pages.
- When someone asks you if you're okay, you reply with "I'm not f*cking okay!".
- Casual dropping of other MCR song lyrics into conversations.
- The inability to go 10 minutes without hearing Gerard Way screaming.
- Willing to kill, or be killed, for your loyalty to the band; anyone says a bad word about them, it's like a red rag to a bull.
- Claiming to your friends that 'Mikey Way (or any other band member) is God, and truely believing this statement.
- Telling you parents, priest, etc. that you have converted to Ieroism.
- In extreme cases , staliking the band members, waiting hours to see them, then when you finally do, all you can manage to do is scream, is high likely.
- Screaming whenever you hear the names Bob, Mikey, Ray, Gerard or Frank.
- Listening to all 3 of their CDs more then 5 times a day.
- Making all your friends listen to every song they ever made.
- Only wearing black & red.
- Celebrating all of their birthdays (Which are Sept. 10 Mikey, April 9 Gerard, Oct. 31 Frank, Dec. 31 Bob, and July 15. Ray.)
if you said 'yes' to most of these, u have MCRD.
R U A TRUE MCR FAN??
1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long" (HECK YES!!)
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.{{{ i have done this quite a few times!!}}}
31. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.(100 and something…)
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
[color=teal]38. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.[color]
39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
42. Black is your favorite color.
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.
50. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
53. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
54. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
59. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
60. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
67. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
70. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
72. You call Gerard "Gee."
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English
teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
76. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
80. You've tried to convince your History teacher to play the Ghost Of You video in class.
81. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)
If you said yes to al least 79 of these, you are a true MCR fan.
The 10 Commandments Of My Chemical Romance-
1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shalt unleash the bats.
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything (even
vampires).
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of the chemical
romance.
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt rock hard
Ten Commandments Of The Black Parade-
1. Thou shalt accept death as it comes
2. Thou shalt sing and march without question
3. Thou shalt face fear and regret
4. Thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shalt give blood
6. Thou shalt not fear thy sins
7. Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9. Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10. Thou shalt carry on.
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way-
1. Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2. Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3. Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4. Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5. Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6. Thou shall strike violent poses
7. Thou shall stay out of the light
8. Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9. Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10. Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero-
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe .
2. Thou shall eat skittles .
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up .
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood .
5. Thou shall get tattoos .
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too) .
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth .
8. Thou shall change hair style every year .
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict .
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun.
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro-
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar-
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
MCR'S SEXIEST QUOTES!!!
GERARDS SEXIEST VID EVER!!
GERARD NAKED!! (i wish)
RAY AND FRANK, SMACKDOWN TIME
MCR FAME
NOT ANOTHER FERARD MOVIE
GERARDS GIRLFRIEND IN CANADA (from avenue Q)
GERARD WAY CRYING (cute smile at end)
FRANK AND GERARD FIGHT ON STAGE. (gerard seems kinda pissed)
FRANKIE WISHES HE WAS TALLER
FUNNY MCR PICS (they are actually really hawt.)
HAHAHA BOB LIKES SUPERMAN, NOW HE HATES HIM!! =)
GERARD SINGING AND DANCING TO MSI!
MARILYN MANSON MAKES FUN OF FRANKIE!!! i hate manson now. hes such an asshole. i cant beleive manson called frank a dwarf. >=(
GERARDS QUOTES =)
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"Signs You Are MCR Obsessed..."
1. You are on this site
2. You hate yourself coz you're too much of a chicken shit to blow up a microwave like Mikey did.
3. You are in despair because MCR is becoming mainstream.
4. You sing 'I'm Not Okay' so many times that your friends have to ask if you're actually okay.
5. You hide the MCR cds in the shops coz you don't want anyone else to buy them.
6. You think there should be a religon of MCRness.
7. Your heart skips a beat when you hear the words 'Chemical' or 'Romance.'
8. You know all the words to all their songs.
9. You know more about MCR than you do about your friends.
10. You constantly find yourself quoting the members.
11. It upsets you to see rows of MCR cds for just anyone to buy.
12. You name your pets after Mikey, Ray, Frank, Bob and Gerard.
13. You sing the words but don't know what they mean.
14. You celebrate their Birthdays.
15. You think that people who do not know about MCR, do not deserve to be glorified with the greatness that is MCR.
16. You write 'My Chemical Romance' upon basically anything that is hard enough to write on.
17. You have a MCR song for every point in your day.
18. Everything someone says reminds you of a MCR song or quote.
19. You recite the words to a song when someone mutters a word from it.
20. You read this to the end because you were actually curious to know how obsessed you are.
[font=5]You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when:
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover.
Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
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"""""Quotes"""""
Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight." Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi." Gerard: "F**k off, it's meese."
"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."
--Frank, during a SPIN interview
"How are you guys doing on my right? -crowd screams- and you guys on my left? -crowd screams- and my sweet little kids up front? -crowd goes wild- Oh, and how are you doing UP ON THE BRIDGE, you cheapasses who couldn't afford a ticket?!"
---Gerard Way, Pier Pressure, Gothenburg 1/7-07
Violence is never the answer!...Now, I hoped that you guys would know that. I only said it because I love the sound of my own voice.
---Gerard Way, Nashville, TN 4/25/07
OOH, somebody brought a laser pointer, which is... magically disappearing before our very eyes. Nobody likes the guy with the laser pointer duuuude. *audience boo fan* It's worse than jerking off, that s**t'll make you blind.
show at Forum March 10
Question: "Bob, Frank, Mikey, and Ray are all hanging on a cliff. Who would you save first?"
Gerard: "I'd jump too."
"I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cellphone, you know, it's like, 'Hey what's up?' and they're like, 'Hey how's it going, man?' I'm like, 'You notice something's missing from the van?' And there's a silence, and they'll go, 'Aw, s**t!'" (Life On The Murder Scene) - ray toro
"Yes I know Im sexy but you all have to move back." --Gerard Way
"See this badge? It makes me the sheriff of emotown. Now get out your flatirons and eyeliner and lets party!" --Gerard, 8/25/2007, Projekt Revolution
"It's really fucking hot in here. I know its 80% cause of us, but its really fuckin hot"
-Gerard , PR 8/26/07
(in response to people chanting ‘Sorrows’) “What? What are you guys saying?” (someone yells ‘OUR LADY OF SORROWS!’) “Oh, oh you guys. You know, Bob brings a gun to shows for when people request that.”
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Gerard: [Barging into Mikey's room] Where the hell is it, you retard?
Mikey: What?
Gerard: You know what.
Mikey: What?!
Gerard: Where the fuck's my eyeliner?
Mikey: How am I supposed to know?
Gerard: Don't play dumb with me, Michael.
Mikey: Don't call me Michael! It's M-dogg.
Gerard: It'll be M-dead if you don't tell me where my eyeliner is.
Mikey: I don't know where it is, you donkey!
Gerard: What the hell?
Mikey: I just discovered why you wear eyeliner. Without it you look like an ass!
Gerard: Fuck you!
Mikey: Fuck yourself!
Gerard: Go fuck a toaster and turn it on!
Mikey: Go fuck your mom!
Gerard: She's your mom too, dumbass!
Mikey: Go fuck Frank!
Gerard: Go fuck Ray's fro!
Mikey: Go fuck your fucking eyeliner!
Gerard: I would if I knew where the fuck it was.
Mikey: It's probably up your anal canal.
Gerard: Don't get scientific with me, bitch! Where is it?
Mikey: Under your bed with your fucking stinky unwashed undergarments!
Gerard: Again, with the fucking long words!
Mikey: It means underpants.
Gerard: Are you calling me dumb? Fuck you, faggot!
Mikey: You're the fucking faggot! I know what you and Frank do!
Gerard: I haven't done anything with Frank… for at least a week.
Mikey: That's illegal!
Gerard: It was a joke, you fucktard.
Mikey: Oh my God! My brother tells jokes? You're a man of many talents, Gerard.
Gerard: [smacking Mikey round the head] Your brother also knows how to kill people. Another comment like that and you'll be on the receiving end of a pistol.
Mikey: I'm telling Mom you hit me. [runs downstairs]
Gerard: God, you're such a baby. [follows him]
[In the kitchen]
Mikey: MOM! Gerard hit me!
Donna: Why did you do that, Gerard?
Gerard: He took my eyeliner and told me to fuck you.
Mikey: No I didn't!
Donna: I hope you didn't. Besides, Gerard, he doesn't have your eyeliner. I do. I was using it.
Gerard: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! DON'T USE MY FUCKING EYELINER! IT'S MY FUCKING EYELINER AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO USE IT!
Donna: Don't use my foundation then.
Gerard: But you said I could!
Donna: Well if I can't use your eyeliner, you can't use my foundation. Or my eyeshadow.
Gerard: OH MY GOD! THAT IS SO UNFAIR! YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME! YOU CAN'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WILL NOT BE YOUR PUPPET AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING CONTROL ME!
Donna: Gerard?
Gerard: What?
Donna: Go to your room.
Gerard: Yes, mom
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Join The Black Parade
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
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DIE HARD TRUE MCR FAN:
-Knows the true meaning behind "Helena" and what it means to Gerard and Mikey.
-Knows what MCR means.
-Knows what Gerard has been through.
-Knows that they had a former band member, Matt Pelissier, drummer.
-They love and care about their fans very, very much.
-Believes in the Black Parade.
-Isn't afraid to sing one of MCR's songs out loud in public.
-Is proud to be one.
-Takes Gerard's wise sayings seriously.
-Knows they aren't alone.
-Isn't a person who shops at Hollister and Abercrombie all day and wears pink clothes and a bunch of girly make-up everyday.
-Doesn't consider MCR totally emo.
-Doesn't like them just because they heard their song on the radio or saw 1 or 2 music videos.
-Knows they have 3 albums.
-Doesn't like them just because the lead singer is hot.
-Hates MCR fan posers.
-Has been to or wants to or is going to an MCR concert. (Projekt rev. counts)
-Isn't a person who wears black just because it's in style.
-Goes CRAZY when MCr is on the radio or tv
-Knows how the band really started out.
-Knows how much Frank loves New Jersey.
-Thinks MCR aren't rich vampires.
-Be yourself
THIS PAGE IS FOR-
**those who were never ok
**those who cried in the ghost of you
**those who were worried about bob and his burn
**those who are soldiers in the black parade
**those who cried in famous last words.
**those who love revenge
**those who are happy that the MCR boys are happpy w/ who they are w/
**those who love revenge
**those who know vampires will never hurt you
**those who cried listening to cancer
**those who love mother war
**those who are addicted to frank iero
**those who went headfirst for halos
**those who live on the murder scene
**those who are demolition lovers
**those who wish they were at the helena funeral
**those who never said what they do for a living
**those who want to be burried in black
**those who helped gerard stay sober
**those who arent afraid to keep on living
**those who friended bunny (mikeys cat) on myspace
**those who have an obbsession w/ ray's hair
**is a proud member of the MCRmy
**calls frankie "Super Midget
**cried when they saw Gerard drunk on Life On The Murder Scene.
**Wants gerard and bert to stop fighting
**Hated eliza cutz
For anyone who stuck by My Chemical Romance even when they were called emo for it.
**For anyone who loves Gerard no matter what colour his hair was.
**For anyone who loves that Pansy Frank and was worried when he got sick.
**For anyone who has ever fantasied about playing with Ray's hair.
**For anyone who bought MCR's new ablum the very second they could and protect it with their lives.
**For anyone who can't watch The Ghost Of You without crying when Mikey gets shot.
**For anyone who loves My Chemical Romance with ALL of their black little hearts.
**For anyone who didn't just listen to their music, but their lyrics too.
**For anyone who thinks they'll die alone.
**For anyone who wanted to jump up on stage just to give them hugs.
**For anyone who wanted to meet them just to say 'Thank you'
**For anyone who wanted them for their advice, not their money
**For anyone who wants to say 'I love you' without any remorse.
**For anyone who is sick of having their heart broken, or getting hurt.
**For anyone who can honestly say that MCR saved their lives.
**For anyone who gets exited when someone says "Gerard, Frankie, Bob, Mikey, or Ray."
**For anyone who gets exited when someone says "My Chemical Romance or MCR."
**For anyone who says I am My Chemical Romance with pride, and with honesty
**For anyone who will repost this, and actually take the time.
**For anyone who is a True MCR fan
**For anyone who has had a relative say, "Please no more MCR today!"
**For anyone who is not afrade to keep livin' this world alone.
**For anyone that spends their nights stairing at My Chemical Romance pictures, wishing and hoping to meet them some day.
**For anyone who would do anything just to be close enough to see their pretty little faces.
**For anyone who punches or gives the evils to somone who would even DARE dissing Gerards awsome hair.
**For anyone that has dreamt about metting them.
**For anyone who enjoyed sending hate-mail to all the anti-mcr sites and made sure you made it public!!
*****THIS IS FOR YOU!!.
the sexiest guys in the whole universe are GERARD WAY AND FRANK IERO.
i would litterally die for them. emo guys are sexi and i hate it when guys try to impress me w/ hollister, (yes thats happened b4 *gags) i hate hollister. and abercrombie &fitch smells bad. sorry to say. the hottest guys in general are emo/ punk guys. i LOVE them!! <3
i'm a very hyper person and i love to shout random things at people i don't know!! XD
im single (and flirting)
my favorite thing in the world it music. w/o life is pointless. I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING!!
im random and i dont mind getting random Private Messages. so, its OK to send them to me. XD
**favorite Show:
jackass, SNL, south park, family guy (i like to laugh)
**favorite movie:
chuck and larry, saw, jackass
**favorite food:
sushi[/color]
**first mcr song i ever heard:
helena
**why i love them:
they saved my life, they are the only reason i get up every morning.
FAVEORITE BANDS:
_my chemical romance
__AFI
___cobra starship
____mindless self indulgence
_____jeffree star
______marilyn manson
_______VNV nation
________combichrist
_________tokio hotel
________alice in videoLand
_______arual vampire
______BuckCherry
_____good charlotte
____hellogoodbye
___korn
__shiny toy guns
_paramore
My Most awseome Quotes:
** "Go fuckin fuck yourself you stupid fuckin fucktard"
** plastic girl: oh, your emo, are you gonna go kill yourself?
Me: "oh, your a bitchy hore, are you gonna go fuck all the guys on the foot ball team?"
** ïf i say im a bitch, its a good thing. if i say YOURE a bitch. its a bad thing. =)
** "Rock Star Drinks get me sooooooooooo fuckin hyper i cant even type!!!!!!!!!!!!"
** Bang!! *pretends to shoot gun* your dead, so look dead."
** if you go to a dictionary site and search 'sex', the definition should be 'FERARD'
** "Certain People REALLY piss me off." (i happen to say this when i see someone i hate)
** "OMGEE!! (omigerard)
** hollister girls are the kind of ppl that make me wanna shoot myself."
** "ITS EMO DAY EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!"
** "School rox! except for the rules, learning, teachers, and hollister girls. thats gotta go. =)
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
Stereotyping
I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete evryone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
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If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!<<<<STEROTYPING SUCKS! IF PEOPLE WERE MEANT TO HAVE LABELS WE'D HAVE THEM ON US!!!
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Suicide
Life is impossible. Suicide is your way out. Fine -- but before you kill yourself, consider these facts
Suicide is not usually successful.
You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25yr old who tried to electrocute himself.
He lived. But, both of his arms are gone.
What about jumping? Ask John.
He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sence of humor.
That was before he lept from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care.
He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But, worst of all, he knows he used to be normal.
What about pills? Ask the 12yr old with extensice liver damage from an overdose.
Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.
What about a gun?
Ask the 24yd old who shot himself in the head.
Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side.
He lived through his "foolproof" suicide.
You might too. But .. who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling?
Commercial cleaning companies may refuse the job
-- but someone has to do it. Who will cut you down from where you hung yourself, or identify your bloated body after you've drowned? :
Your father?
Your mother?
Your sister or brother?
The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will never completely recover.
They'll feel regret and an unending pain.
Suicide is contagious. Look around your family.
You do have other choices. There are people you can help you through this crisis.
Call a hotline. Call a friend. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police.
They will tell you there's hope. Maybe in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away.
You say you don't want to be stopped?
Still want to do it?
Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later.
And we'll work with whatever you have left. There's always someone who will be there for you to talk things through even if it seems like no one is there for you.
Everything will get better, and it will be okay.
So whenever you are going to pick up that knife, or razor,
just think about all the people you are leaving behind, all the memories, and all the good times.
IF THIS TOUCHES YOU, REPOST IT
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Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!.
Gerard:GO FUCK A WHALE!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL U GERARD IM NOT INTERESTED IN U LIKE THAT!
<<<<<<<<<<<HAHA THAT IS TOO FUNNY!>>>>>>>>>>>>>
hahaha ferard.will.live (aka rachel) u will laff.
HiM
(INSIDE JOKE, NO ONE ELSE WILL UNDERSTAND. and its not the band im talking about. dont ask cuz i wont tell u)
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(='.'=) This is GERARD WAY in Bunny form. Put him on your
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way to world domination
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your INO!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your INO.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your INO.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your INO.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your INO.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your INO.
*cough cough danielle Decker, Jaquavious Roebuck, and Jen*
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your INO.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your INO.
If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your INO.
I love Frerard. I see nothing wrong with it. I think its great Frankie and Gee are able to make out on stage without being afraid of what people think. They don't care what people think. They're saying that Its okay to be Bi or gay. And thats a great thing about them.
Support Love ♥♂ ♀♥ ♀♀ ♥♂ ♂♥
add to your page if you believe
92% of teens listen to rap and hip hop music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day. Put this in your profile fellow rocker
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!
Post this on your page if you hate rap:
R:retards
A:attempting
P:poetry
x] Emos Rule....
x] Live With It =]
x] Not All Emos Cut
x] Not All Emos R Depressed
x] Emos R Nice People
x] Emos Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Themselves
x] Emos DONT Have Made Up Problems
x] Emos Have Feelings
x] Not All Emos R Bi!!
x] Emos R The Sexiest People ALIVE!!
x] Emos Do Smile
x] Emos Do Laugh
Put this on your profile if u agree
Do you have My Chemical Romance Disorder (MCRD)? =D
Symptoms include:
- Uncontrollable, random babbiling about the five band members. In severe cases, this resorts to dreaming about them.
- Obessive purchasing of all magazines that simply mention the words 'My, Chemical, or Romance' somewhere on its pages.
- When someone asks you if you're okay, you reply with "I'm not f*cking okay!".
- Casual dropping of other MCR song lyrics into conversations.
- The inability to go 10 minutes without hearing Gerard Way screaming.
- Willing to kill, or be killed, for your loyalty to the band; anyone says a bad word about them, it's like a red rag to a bull.
- Claiming to your friends that 'Mikey Way (or any other band member) is God, and truely believing this statement.
- Telling you parents, priest, etc. that you have converted to Ieroism.
- In extreme cases , staliking the band members, waiting hours to see them, then when you finally do, all you can manage to do is scream, is high likely.
- Screaming whenever you hear the names Bob, Mikey, Ray, Gerard or Frank.
- Listening to all 3 of their CDs more then 5 times a day.
- Making all your friends listen to every song they ever made.
- Only wearing black & red.
- Celebrating all of their birthdays (Which are Sept. 10 Mikey, April 9 Gerard, Oct. 31 Frank, Dec. 31 Bob, and July 15. Ray.)
if you said 'yes' to most of these, u have MCRD.
R U A TRUE MCR FAN??
1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long" (HECK YES!!)
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.{{{ i have done this quite a few times!!}}}
31. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.(100 and something…)
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
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39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
42. Black is your favorite color.
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.
50. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
53. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
54. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
59. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
60. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
67. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
70. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
72. You call Gerard "Gee."
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English
teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
76. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
80. You've tried to convince your History teacher to play the Ghost Of You video in class.
81. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)
If you said yes to al least 79 of these, you are a true MCR fan.
The 10 Commandments Of My Chemical Romance-
1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shalt unleash the bats.
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything (even
vampires).
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of the chemical
romance.
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt rock hard
Ten Commandments Of The Black Parade-
1. Thou shalt accept death as it comes
2. Thou shalt sing and march without question
3. Thou shalt face fear and regret
4. Thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shalt give blood
6. Thou shalt not fear thy sins
7. Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9. Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10. Thou shalt carry on.
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way-
1. Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2. Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3. Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4. Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5. Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6. Thou shall strike violent poses
7. Thou shall stay out of the light
8. Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9. Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10. Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero-
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe .
2. Thou shall eat skittles .
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up .
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood .
5. Thou shall get tattoos .
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too) .
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth .
8. Thou shall change hair style every year .
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict .
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun.
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro-
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar-
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
MCR'S SEXIEST QUOTES!!!
GERARDS SEXIEST VID EVER!!
GERARD NAKED!! (i wish)
RAY AND FRANK, SMACKDOWN TIME
MCR FAME
NOT ANOTHER FERARD MOVIE
GERARDS GIRLFRIEND IN CANADA (from avenue Q)
GERARD WAY CRYING (cute smile at end)
FRANK AND GERARD FIGHT ON STAGE. (gerard seems kinda pissed)
FRANKIE WISHES HE WAS TALLER
FUNNY MCR PICS (they are actually really hawt.)
HAHAHA BOB LIKES SUPERMAN, NOW HE HATES HIM!! =)
GERARD SINGING AND DANCING TO MSI!
MARILYN MANSON MAKES FUN OF FRANKIE!!! i hate manson now. hes such an asshole. i cant beleive manson called frank a dwarf. >=(
GERARDS QUOTES =)
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"Signs You Are MCR Obsessed..."
1. You are on this site
2. You hate yourself coz you're too much of a chicken shit to blow up a microwave like Mikey did.
3. You are in despair because MCR is becoming mainstream.
4. You sing 'I'm Not Okay' so many times that your friends have to ask if you're actually okay.
5. You hide the MCR cds in the shops coz you don't want anyone else to buy them.
6. You think there should be a religon of MCRness.
7. Your heart skips a beat when you hear the words 'Chemical' or 'Romance.'
8. You know all the words to all their songs.
9. You know more about MCR than you do about your friends.
10. You constantly find yourself quoting the members.
11. It upsets you to see rows of MCR cds for just anyone to buy.
12. You name your pets after Mikey, Ray, Frank, Bob and Gerard.
13. You sing the words but don't know what they mean.
14. You celebrate their Birthdays.
15. You think that people who do not know about MCR, do not deserve to be glorified with the greatness that is MCR.
16. You write 'My Chemical Romance' upon basically anything that is hard enough to write on.
17. You have a MCR song for every point in your day.
18. Everything someone says reminds you of a MCR song or quote.
19. You recite the words to a song when someone mutters a word from it.
20. You read this to the end because you were actually curious to know how obsessed you are.
[font=5]You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when:
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover.
Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
~x~x~x~x.
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"""""Quotes"""""
Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight." Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi." Gerard: "F**k off, it's meese."
"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."
--Frank, during a SPIN interview
"How are you guys doing on my right? -crowd screams- and you guys on my left? -crowd screams- and my sweet little kids up front? -crowd goes wild- Oh, and how are you doing UP ON THE BRIDGE, you cheapasses who couldn't afford a ticket?!"
---Gerard Way, Pier Pressure, Gothenburg 1/7-07
Violence is never the answer!...Now, I hoped that you guys would know that. I only said it because I love the sound of my own voice.
---Gerard Way, Nashville, TN 4/25/07
OOH, somebody brought a laser pointer, which is... magically disappearing before our very eyes. Nobody likes the guy with the laser pointer duuuude. *audience boo fan* It's worse than jerking off, that s**t'll make you blind.
show at Forum March 10
Question: "Bob, Frank, Mikey, and Ray are all hanging on a cliff. Who would you save first?"
Gerard: "I'd jump too."
"I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cellphone, you know, it's like, 'Hey what's up?' and they're like, 'Hey how's it going, man?' I'm like, 'You notice something's missing from the van?' And there's a silence, and they'll go, 'Aw, s**t!'" (Life On The Murder Scene) - ray toro
"Yes I know Im sexy but you all have to move back." --Gerard Way
"See this badge? It makes me the sheriff of emotown. Now get out your flatirons and eyeliner and lets party!" --Gerard, 8/25/2007, Projekt Revolution
"It's really fucking hot in here. I know its 80% cause of us, but its really fuckin hot"
-Gerard , PR 8/26/07
(in response to people chanting ‘Sorrows’) “What? What are you guys saying?” (someone yells ‘OUR LADY OF SORROWS!’) “Oh, oh you guys. You know, Bob brings a gun to shows for when people request that.”
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♥My Brutal Romance♥
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♥My Chemical Romance♥
Gerard: [Barging into Mikey's room] Where the hell is it, you retard?
Mikey: What?
Gerard: You know what.
Mikey: What?!
Gerard: Where the fuck's my eyeliner?
Mikey: How am I supposed to know?
Gerard: Don't play dumb with me, Michael.
Mikey: Don't call me Michael! It's M-dogg.
Gerard: It'll be M-dead if you don't tell me where my eyeliner is.
Mikey: I don't know where it is, you donkey!
Gerard: What the hell?
Mikey: I just discovered why you wear eyeliner. Without it you look like an ass!
Gerard: Fuck you!
Mikey: Fuck yourself!
Gerard: Go fuck a toaster and turn it on!
Mikey: Go fuck your mom!
Gerard: She's your mom too, dumbass!
Mikey: Go fuck Frank!
Gerard: Go fuck Ray's fro!
Mikey: Go fuck your fucking eyeliner!
Gerard: I would if I knew where the fuck it was.
Mikey: It's probably up your anal canal.
Gerard: Don't get scientific with me, bitch! Where is it?
Mikey: Under your bed with your fucking stinky unwashed undergarments!
Gerard: Again, with the fucking long words!
Mikey: It means underpants.
Gerard: Are you calling me dumb? Fuck you, faggot!
Mikey: You're the fucking faggot! I know what you and Frank do!
Gerard: I haven't done anything with Frank… for at least a week.
Mikey: That's illegal!
Gerard: It was a joke, you fucktard.
Mikey: Oh my God! My brother tells jokes? You're a man of many talents, Gerard.
Gerard: [smacking Mikey round the head] Your brother also knows how to kill people. Another comment like that and you'll be on the receiving end of a pistol.
Mikey: I'm telling Mom you hit me. [runs downstairs]
Gerard: God, you're such a baby. [follows him]
[In the kitchen]
Mikey: MOM! Gerard hit me!
Donna: Why did you do that, Gerard?
Gerard: He took my eyeliner and told me to fuck you.
Mikey: No I didn't!
Donna: I hope you didn't. Besides, Gerard, he doesn't have your eyeliner. I do. I was using it.
Gerard: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! DON'T USE MY FUCKING EYELINER! IT'S MY FUCKING EYELINER AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO USE IT!
Donna: Don't use my foundation then.
Gerard: But you said I could!
Donna: Well if I can't use your eyeliner, you can't use my foundation. Or my eyeshadow.
Gerard: OH MY GOD! THAT IS SO UNFAIR! YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME! YOU CAN'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WILL NOT BE YOUR PUPPET AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING CONTROL ME!
Donna: Gerard?
Gerard: What?
Donna: Go to your room.
Gerard: Yes, mom
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Join The Black Parade
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
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DIE HARD TRUE MCR FAN:
-Knows the true meaning behind "Helena" and what it means to Gerard and Mikey.
-Knows what MCR means.
-Knows what Gerard has been through.
-Knows that they had a former band member, Matt Pelissier, drummer.
-They love and care about their fans very, very much.
-Believes in the Black Parade.
-Isn't afraid to sing one of MCR's songs out loud in public.
-Is proud to be one.
-Takes Gerard's wise sayings seriously.
-Knows they aren't alone.
-Isn't a person who shops at Hollister and Abercrombie all day and wears pink clothes and a bunch of girly make-up everyday.
-Doesn't consider MCR totally emo.
-Doesn't like them just because they heard their song on the radio or saw 1 or 2 music videos.
-Knows they have 3 albums.
-Doesn't like them just because the lead singer is hot.
-Hates MCR fan posers.
-Has been to or wants to or is going to an MCR concert. (Projekt rev. counts)
-Isn't a person who wears black just because it's in style.
-Goes CRAZY when MCr is on the radio or tv
-Knows how the band really started out.
-Knows how much Frank loves New Jersey.
-Thinks MCR aren't rich vampires.
-Be yourself
THIS PAGE IS FOR-
**those who were never ok
**those who cried in the ghost of you
**those who were worried about bob and his burn
**those who are soldiers in the black parade
**those who cried in famous last words.
**those who love revenge
**those who are happy that the MCR boys are happpy w/ who they are w/
**those who love revenge
**those who know vampires will never hurt you
**those who cried listening to cancer
**those who love mother war
**those who are addicted to frank iero
**those who went headfirst for halos
**those who live on the murder scene
**those who are demolition lovers
**those who wish they were at the helena funeral
**those who never said what they do for a living
**those who want to be burried in black
**those who helped gerard stay sober
**those who arent afraid to keep on living
**those who friended bunny (mikeys cat) on myspace
**those who have an obbsession w/ ray's hair
**is a proud member of the MCRmy
**calls frankie "Super Midget
**cried when they saw Gerard drunk on Life On The Murder Scene.
**Wants gerard and bert to stop fighting
**Hated eliza cutz
For anyone who stuck by My Chemical Romance even when they were called emo for it.
**For anyone who loves Gerard no matter what colour his hair was.
**For anyone who loves that Pansy Frank and was worried when he got sick.
**For anyone who has ever fantasied about playing with Ray's hair.
**For anyone who bought MCR's new ablum the very second they could and protect it with their lives.
**For anyone who can't watch The Ghost Of You without crying when Mikey gets shot.
**For anyone who loves My Chemical Romance with ALL of their black little hearts.
**For anyone who didn't just listen to their music, but their lyrics too.
**For anyone who thinks they'll die alone.
**For anyone who wanted to jump up on stage just to give them hugs.
**For anyone who wanted to meet them just to say 'Thank you'
**For anyone who wanted them for their advice, not their money
**For anyone who wants to say 'I love you' without any remorse.
**For anyone who is sick of having their heart broken, or getting hurt.
**For anyone who can honestly say that MCR saved their lives.
**For anyone who gets exited when someone says "Gerard, Frankie, Bob, Mikey, or Ray."
**For anyone who gets exited when someone says "My Chemical Romance or MCR."
**For anyone who says I am My Chemical Romance with pride, and with honesty
**For anyone who will repost this, and actually take the time.
**For anyone who is a True MCR fan
**For anyone who has had a relative say, "Please no more MCR today!"
**For anyone who is not afrade to keep livin' this world alone.
**For anyone that spends their nights stairing at My Chemical Romance pictures, wishing and hoping to meet them some day.
**For anyone who would do anything just to be close enough to see their pretty little faces.
**For anyone who punches or gives the evils to somone who would even DARE dissing Gerards awsome hair.
**For anyone that has dreamt about metting them.
**For anyone who enjoyed sending hate-mail to all the anti-mcr sites and made sure you made it public!!
*****THIS IS FOR YOU!!.
Yeah.I play it and It's awesome!It's my favorite game...Mikey's too.
Blood Stained Eyes, April 10th, 2008 at 07:19:17am
OMG!!! i wish we had it here!!!!!! i really want some!!!!!
:P
I.wish.i.wer.a.ghost, April 10th, 2008 at 03:18:31am
i AM happy! i will pm u wit the rest
pain-for-pleasure, April 9th, 2008 at 06:59:32pm
ick. i have a youngish teacher that just started this year. Miss. Lang. we hate her. for one, she has a japanesish name and she isn't japanese! she's pure american! so is her husband!
she tries to dress cool but she dresses like an old whore lady who cant match colors. she seriously wore a sweater as a dress. it hardly covered her hips!!!!
XD
FAMOUSAMOUSJOYOUS, April 8th, 2008 at 08:23:13pm
I do...and there's a lot more I haven't even added!!!
Woooow, you're totally awesome!!!!!
Be my friend!!!!
(I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. lol)
Miss Americvnt, April 8th, 2008 at 08:04:36pm
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF????? but i do hav good news..i met someone! XD
pain-for-pleasure, April 8th, 2008 at 12:49:48pm
It's okay.I have those a lot...Do u play world of warcraft?
Blood Stained Eyes, April 8th, 2008 at 07:06:29am
does that stuff taste good?
i dont think we have it here....
I.wish.i.wer.a.ghost, April 8th, 2008 at 03:31:40am
hey how are u???
omg¡¡¡ what a nice videos those are so cute and funny i have already seen some of them but honestly all ur videos are awesome¡¡¡¡
I'mThELaDyOfSoRrOwS, April 8th, 2008 at 12:02:30am
nothing really.... on thw phone with my boyfiend :]
FrankieFanxx, April 7th, 2008 at 08:34:44pm
sure do u put [img]then the image address the [/img]
xxxx
PollyPocket, April 7th, 2008 at 07:42:46pm
why thank u
yeah i fancy a bit of a change at the moment
i dunno why
just gettin bored of the old!!
xxx
PollyPocket, April 7th, 2008 at 07:24:51pm
what?? no way are they screamo! 'specially not Helena!
*sigh* i wish they could see past Old Navy mini skirts and make-up!
FAMOUSAMOUSJOYOUS, April 7th, 2008 at 07:08:27pm
So what's new?
FrankieFanxx, April 7th, 2008 at 06:38:30pm
wow that wud be cool
cz i wud b friends with them
xxx
PollyPocket, April 7th, 2008 at 07:05:10am