Ferardz_and_Skittlez

me and my bestest friend share this account and our myspace so watch wat u say peoples cuz u never no who ur talking to!!!

im emo.....i luv MCR,especially Mikey......and i would say im proud of him 4 gettin married, but his wife is a b*tch.....

im bi, but im too scared to come out about it to my family because they are all homophobes, and they already want to dis-own me cuz im so awsumly emo

EMO'S WILL RULE THE WORLD

lol and because of my family, i turn to music to cope with life


FAVE BANDZ:

-MY CHEM.........OF COURSE!
-Fall Out Boy
-All Time Low
-Green Day
-Tokio Hotel
-Lilly Allen
-Gym Class Heros
-Plain White Tees
-Paramore
-Three Days Grace
-Fuel
-Linkin Park
-Boys Like Girls
-The Fray
-Nickleback
-Peroxwhy?gen (pronounced "pure oxegyn" if u haven't heard of it there must be a reason lol)
-Sick Puppies
-Simple Plan
-Panic! at the Disco
-Good Charlotte
-HIM
-Bullet for my Valentine
-Jimmy Eat World


CRUSHES:
-Mikey Way
-Gee way
-Bill and Tom (from Tokio Hotel and they'reTWINZ HELL YEA!!)
-Johnny Depp
-Billie Joe Armstrong
-Phil Brooks
-Shannon Moore (the wrestler, not the singer)
-Jeff Hardy (heehee hes a wrestler with skittle hair AND a singer AND emo........that y he so awsome)
-Martin Johnson
-Ryan Ross
-Brendon Urie
-All 4 members of Paramore (yes, including Hayley)
-Pete Wentz
-Ryan Shecklar
-Edward Cullen (damit y kant he b real?!)



The Emo Bible

Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles™

One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle™ faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles ™.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles™.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.

-1000 years later-

A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.

-Nine months later-

Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!

-16 years later-

Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”

-2000 years later-

Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.


The End



What My Chemical Romance Band member are YOU?

My Results:


Mikey Way Hot Brother of Gee. MCR's Bass player




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92% of teens listen to rap and hip hop music. if you are one of the 8% who rock out every day, put this on your profile fellow rocker!

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!

79% of emos cut themselfs. if u are the 21% that dont put this on ur profile!!!



RANDOM MIKEY WAY QUOTES:
- I like popsicles
- We are very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people.
- There's less violance in the world when people start using hula-hoops
- We are extreamly greedy when it comes to electricity in our Ipods, we say stuff like "Yo im only in half a battery and i got a plane ride!!"
- The band is metal in the way we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and i have quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Regret is a sign of weakness, besides girls have cooties.
- I'm kind of upset that I'm going to die tomorrow ( refering to the vidieo of Ghost of You)
- I’ve been down with kickball since the third grade.
- I could eat my body weight in sushi.
- I try to be the spiritual advisor for the band.
- I wanted to make music that impacted people's lives.


RANDOM GERARD WAY QUOTES:
- The Devil got stuck with a crappy job, he has to deal with assholes every day, he must be bored as hell!
- Be yourself, don't take anyones shit, never let them take you alive.
- Are you on our side and want to be different, or on you on THAT side and want to throw a football at my head?
- It tastes like sombody stole my wallet, ya know?
- Ciggerettes and coffe: an alcoholics best friend
- Its like a drag coming an saying "What would you like to do?" "Um, yeah Karate."



R: Retards
A: Attempting
P: Poetry



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/____\ if u h8 ur family coz of the way they treat u, put this on ur page.
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*Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
*The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
*Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
*Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
*The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it’s soaked with tears and blood.
*The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
*Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
*Gerard Way sleeps with a night-light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
*Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
*A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
*Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
*Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
*Mikey Way can speak braille.
*Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
*Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
*If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
*Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
*Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assassination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
*Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads:
darks, whites, and bloodstains.
*The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
*Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
*When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
*Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
*Mikey Way is like a Tsunami; if you can see him coming it's already too late.
*Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff marshmallow man.
*Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
*When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
*Frank Iero ordered a Big Mac from Burger King...And Got one.
*Guns don't kill people, Mikey Way kills people.
*Mikey Way gave Mona Lisa that smile.
*Gerard Way does not get frostbite. Gerard Way bites frost.
*Gerard Way doesn't sleep, he waits.
*There is no chin under Bob Bryar's beard, only a third fist.
*When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Ray Toro
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Frank Ireo has allowed to live.
*Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mikey Way.
*When Gerard Way does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
*Bob Bryar is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
*Ray Toro’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Ray Toro once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
*Frank Ireo doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Bobtatorship.
*When Frank Iero falls in water, Frank Iero doesn't get wet. Water gets Frank Iero.
*Mikey Way's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
*When Gerard Way has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he *has run out of women*
*Bob Bryar doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
*Ray Toro CAN believe it's not butter.
*A picture is worth a thousand words. A Frank Iero is worth 1 billion words.
*Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Mikey Way calls this "a slow Tuesday."


READ THIS :

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends,
you look down at the person with black jeans and studs but smile
at the girl wearing a mini skirt with a t-shirt that
barely covers anything?
Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and has her own style, you give her a mouthful?
Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a "gangsta" but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone?

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny how an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
Isn't it funny that you don't mind your friends drinking or smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

It's so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, and goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart?

HOW YOU CAN CALL A PERSON A POSER? HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON THEIR WRISTS AND WHY THEY SPEND THEIR LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?

Keep on laughing.

Isn't it funny how you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life...
Without knowing her situation with her friends...
Or her family...
Or her LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING.
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH...
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.
BRAVE IS...
GOING TO SCHOOL EVERYDAY AND NOT-FOR A SECOND-CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.
IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT.
IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET.
IT'S KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS.
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE.
IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS.


come now that you've read this repost it with 'Isn't it funny that people do this...?' or 'Brave is...'
no, you will not die in 7 days
no, your lover, or whatever will not die
no, there isn't a ghost in your basement that will rape you
no, some girl in a sewer isn't gonna kill you
no, you won't have bad luck for blah blah years
no, nothing like thats gonna happen
just repost get the damn word around people i don't care who you are just repost it!
it won't hurt me if you don't just do so you know your getting the word around
**if you agree put the words at least on your profile**




Im in luv w/ MCR even tho Gerard doesnt like emos.........i guess im just hopelessly addicted to Gee and Mikey..........kinda sad.


Try Not To Cry

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I say is, "Mommy, I love you."
****In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost****
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".