Gerawred

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my attempt at writing a poem using only song names...:

I’m taking back the life you stole
By becoming the ghost of you.
These are my famous last words
For I am dead!
My name is Helena
And I say give ‘em hell kid
For you know what they do to guys like us in prison.
So hang ‘em high
And never forget that the jet set life did kill me
But at least I saw the black parade before it happened.
Vampires will hurt you
And I love them to the end.
You said that you didn’t love me.
But either way I still fall headfirst for halos
Every time we meet.
We are all disenchanted
And we may have killed our friends,
By the way
I just thought that you should know,
That we all go to hell.
So I can’t wait to see you here.

P.S.
Don’t Write.



i luvs mcr and my buddies!!! middle school suks, anisa, kafryn, nic, and tajia r my saviors 4 without them i would b ded in a coffin (salking mcr as a ghostie...but they wouldnt notice cuz ghosties r invisible!!! lol) internet is somthing i cant live without, well actually i could but i just dont wanna....rite now i really want ice cream or a butter sandwich (dont knock it till u try it) i luvs hot topic i wear glasses tht look lik mikeys and my hair is medium length and dark brown (im growing it out...) i hate the sun with a firey passion i luv to play video games (cuz im just tht geeky...o well) my friends all think im funny but ill leave tht up to u to decide (i really dont care either way...) im not really supposed to b on this site rite now but i dont care wat my mother says cuz she hates mcr and so i hate her...and the guy she married but hes a jackass so i dont care about him but yea thts all u really need to kno about me at the moment....if i think of sumthing else ill tell whoevr is actually reading this...



(((MY CHEM BIBLE)))
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the f*** off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the f**** down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."


Now here is one thing you NEED to know about me, If you ask me "Are you ok?" I Will Say, "No! I'm NOT ok! I NEVER was ok and NEVER will be. Okay? NO! Not Okay! =) if i say im okay then u should really b worried...



-mikey likes arts and crafts and decorating his home
-franks favorite color is mauve
-frank went through a michael jackson phase
-frank used to be a telemarketer
-frank used to work @ mcdonalds
-gerard used to be a cartboy @ a grocery store
-gerard's bed sheets have spongebob on them
-mikey hates shopping for groceries (me 2 >:p)
-mikeys cat has a myspace
-alicia used to play bass for from first to last
-one time mikey was drunk and bought a tarantula for $30 which he then sold to alicias brother
-headfirst for halos was at first meant as a joke
-tracy phillips, who was helena in the video, also was in call me when ur sober by evanescence
-somewhere there is a pic of frank in a speedo
-gerard can tie a knot in a cherry stem with his tounge
-gerard once went to a band camp to play snare drum but then quit cuz he had to wake up early
-gerard showers with his socks on
-bob is better at guitar hero than ray
-mikey is scared of sharks and large bodies of water, but his favorite movie is jaws
-the weirdest thing frank ever signed for a fan was a spatula
-gerard likes raw clams
-frank likes to do peoples hair
-gerard belives serious world issues can be solved w/ cupcakes
-they can get drunk on coca cola (glade to c im not the only one)
-the only place that scares gerard is detroit
-gee and mikey used to dress alike when they were younger
-the breakfast monkey is scandinavian
-mikey has the same birthday as sanjaya
-gerard has blue underwear
-gerard wonders why bert doesnt answer his phone
-ray was pac man for halloween once
-frank likes sea cows
-gee likes the princess bride (ami dos lol)
-franks likes black and white pictures better than color (i do to!)
-when frank was younger he had a pet snake then accidentally dropped it and killed it
-when frank was little, his dad rolled up socks and hit frank with them, cuz it made frank laugh
-gerards favorite actor is johnny depp
-if gerard had a son, he would name him dracula
-gerard cried at the end of click ( i did too... :[ )


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this is just a story tht i made up cuz i gots bored,,,yea its about my stepdad who i really hate and so i decided to write a story about wat wud happen if he died becuz he fell off of a cliff into a ditch and yea...god was having a hard time picking him up cuz hes really fat....not tht weight matters but we lik to make fun of him for it....lol but yea here it is...i give a short summery b4 it starts and yea :

i can guess theyr reactions to the movie tht nisa and i dedicated to mcr about gino falling into a ditch then after bouncing on the ground for a few hours then dies and god trys to pick him up and it duznt work....:
frank: HEY LOOK ANISA AND CASSIDY DEDICATED THIS REALLY STUPID YET FUNNY MOVIE TO US!!!! LETS WATCH IT NOW!!! BOB GO MAKE THE POPCORN!!!
gerard: this. movie. rocks. mour. than. us. im. jealous. but it was dedicated to us so now im not as jealous.
ray: what the fuck?
bob: hey ray said his theme song!!! NO FRANK U CAN GO MAKE UR OWN DAMN POPCORN!!!
frank: NO CUZ UNLIK U I DO MY OWN DAMN HAIR SO GO MAKE ME THE FUKING POPCORN FOR ME AND CASS!!!
mikey: theyr here??
frank: duh!! and she brought her story along so we can read it!!!!
gerard: HAHAHAHAHA!!! god cant get the fat man off the ground!!!
ray: what the fuck?!
mikey: yaay i wanna read it first!!
bob: nisa how duz the micerwave work??? --BOOM-- nevermind i figured it out!!!
ray: AHHHHHA!!!!!!!!!! MY FRO IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gerard: HAAHAAAHAAAHAA!!! he still cant get the fat man off the ground!!! frank r u---jamias gunna b pissed....
frank: whos jamia?
jamia: HAAHAAHAA!!!! god cant get the fat man off the ground!!!
gerard: i kno thts wat i said!!!
mikey: I DO NOT MASTURBATE!!!!!
bob: heres the damn popcorn!
frank: u burnd it!!!!
bob: not any different from ur food...
ryan: did we miss the movie yet?!?!
brenden: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! RYAN UR TOO LATE SHES ALREADY WIF FRANK!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
ryan: i lik anisa u dillweed....
spencer: what the hell is tht smell....
joe: GUYS RAYS OSSIM HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!!! and bob burned the popcorn....
frank: i thought i smelled smoke...
mikey: whos vanessa??
bob: i actually hav worn a dos dos b4...it was very uncomertable...
mikey: yea i kno....but it looked better on me than it did on u....
gerard: heeheehee.....you really cant chew fat lik his....
ray: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joe: im gunna go put out rays fro....
ryan: u do tht im gunna go put on eyeliner again...i miss it....
spencer: YAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!! RYANS WEARING EYELINER AGAIN!!!!
*everyone cheers*
im thinking about making a sequal for this....shud i continu???

C: you are really silly
A: you like to drink
S: easy to fall in love with
S: easy to fall in love with
I: great in bed
D: one in a million
Y: great in bed
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What does you name mean???

A: you like to drink
B: you like people
C: you are really silly
D: one in a million
E: great in bed
F: you are dead sexy
G: you never let people tell you what to do
H: you have a very good personality, looks and a very good kisser
I: great in bed
J: people adore you
K: you're wild and crazy
L: unbelievably great in bed
M: great in bed
N: you like to drink a lot
O: awesome kisser
P: you are popular with all types of people
Q: you are a hypocrite
R: fuking crazy(in a fun way)
S: easy to fall in love with
T: you're loyal to those who love you
U: you are really silly
V: you are not judgemental
W: you are very broad minded
X: you never let people tell you what to do
Y: great in bed
Z: always ready



92% OF TEENS MOVE ON TO RAP MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% THAT ROCK OUT EVERYDAY, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

92% OF TEENS WOULD BE DEAD IF ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DECIDED BREATHING WASN'T COOL. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 8% THAT WOULD BE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!

95% OF THE KIDS OUT THERE ARE CONCERNED WITH BEING POPUALAR AND FITTING IN. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 5% WHO AREN'T, COPY THIS, PUT IT IN YOUR PROFILE.


The Ten Commandments Of Gerard Way
1. Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2. Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3. Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4. Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5. Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6. Thou shall strike violent poses
7. Thou shall stay out of the light
8. Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9. Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10. Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments Of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thy self
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces, and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments Of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments Of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P. New York (Sounds like fun when do we go!)
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number(YES!!)
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandments Of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes(evil lol)
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thy afro

Things To Do In Walmart:

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in two minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the restroom.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Put M&M's on layaway.
6. Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs on carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell people you'll only invite them if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and say "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as mirror as you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, asks the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around suspisiously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME, PICK ME"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! it's those voices again"
15. Go in the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here."
16. Joust with the rascals (the little motorized wheel chairs at the entrance)
17. Pillow fight with stuffed animals.
18. Talk to the clerk in the electronics dept, and every 5 minutes or so yell "NO! You are Wrong!"
19. Clip clothing on to customers w/out their knowledge, clip-on ties work great
20. Clip a clip-on tie to yourself on your back and walk in and out of the store and see if anyone notices.
21. Men: take womens clothing and go to the fitting rooms.
22. Take embarrassing items (massive amounts of duesche in mens carts works really well, or self enema kits) and hide them in random people's carts.
23. Get a blue or red vest from a friend that works at walmart and walk around helping customers, moving stuff and talking to other employees.
24. Put a baseball helmet on backwards, a hunting vest, a big stuffed bear under one arm, and a pool cue. Tiptoe in and out of the isles and yell "BANG" while pointing the pool cue at customers and employees, then jump into an isle where they can't see you.
Bonus Points: Commando crawl through the isle doing the same thing, but roll off into other isles and roll away as fast as possible.



Your One And Only Wish
Do it one by one don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color our of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)
Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
(don't cheat)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: you are alert and your life is full of love
Black : you are conservative and agressive
Green: your soul is relaxed and you're laid back
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love
Yellow: you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down
3. If your initial is:
A-K you have a lot of love and friendships in your life
L-R: you try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: you like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: the year will go very well for you and you will soon discover you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-Jun: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever
Jul-Sept: you will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec: your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose:
Black: your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time, but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change,
White: you will have a friend that completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose:
California: you like adventure
Florida: you are a laidback person
9.If you choose:
Lake: you are loyal to your friends and love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: you are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.




Annoying things to do in an elevator:

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in their?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open then act as if your embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
7. SAY Ding at each floor.
8. SAY, "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. MAKE explosion noise when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while,then announce: "I have new socks on"
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, and pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, then go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while let the doors close, and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait til someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND your a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "group hug" then enforce it.