MyChemicalJoker

Hey! What can I say?? My name is Lyndsey and I live in San Antonio Txas, although I hate it! I'M GONNA MOVE TO BRITAIN ONCE I'M OLD ENOUGH!!
I HATE AMERICA!! I'm probably gonna end up gettin shot for yellin that one day! I don't care!! 'Cause, AMERICA SUCKS!! I have light brown hair, and hazel-ish eyes. I'm 5ft 4in, taller than both of my parents! HAHAHAHA!! I have a 6 year old brother who I both love and hate at time, but I can't live with him, can't live without him! I have a weird little dog, a cocker-poodle thing, named Princess! I don't like her very much, but I really don't care, and anybody readin this probably doesn't, either!
My favorite band, of course, is My Chemical Romance. Who else would it be? I am actually watchin The Black Parade Is Dead! as I type this, aren't you jealous?!?! I love MCR 100%! I've been with them from the start and shall stay with them 'til the end!! TO THE EEENNNNNNND! YEEEAHHHHHHH!! My favorite song by them is constantly changing, but currently, it is Heaven Help Us! That song made me cry!! Well...then again, all of their songs make me cry...oh well!! My favorite VIDEO is Famous Last Words, for reasons I can not explain, so I will not even try. MY favorite album...I don't have a favorite!! I LOVE THEM ALL!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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I Just Want MyPhone Call
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I <3 THE JOKER!!!


WHY SO SERIOUS???


HERE'S MY CARD
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Other favorite bands besides MCR [not in any particular order]:
The Red-Jumsuit Apparatus
30 Seconds To Mars
The Spill Canvas
MCR
Blue October
New London Fire
Panic At The Disco
Medic Droid
Metro Station
Three Days Grace
MCR
Tool
Staind
Queen
Iron Maiden
Def Leppard
MCR
Bon Jovie
Evanescence
Saosin
Linkin Park
Muse
MCR
Flyleaf
Tiger Army
Sixx A.M.
Matchbook Romance
Alkaline Trio
Breaking Benjamin
The Used
As I Lay Dying
MCR
Norma Jean
Casting Crowns
Underoath
The ALmost
Paramore
TOKIO HOTEL ROCK MY SOCKS!!!
And too many more to name! Wait, did I mention MCR?!
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OH MY GOD!! I TOTALLY DIDNT KNOW THIS ABOUT GERARD!:
When Way was 15, he was held up at gun point. He stated in a Rolling Stones article: "When I was fifteen, I got held up with a .357 Magnum, had a gun pointed to my head and put on the floor, execution-style. No matter how ugly the world gets or how stupid it shows me it is, I always have faith."
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this is for my best friend ever, Shoryu, never let them take you alive...
KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS
Well you can hide a lot about yourself
But honey what are you gonna do?
And you can sleep in a coffin,
But the past ain’t through with you
'Cause we are all a bunch of liars,
Tell me baby who do you wanna be?
And we are all about to sell it
'Cause its tragic with a capital ‘T’
Let it be, Let it be, Let it be

'Cause we all wanna party when the funeral ends
(Ba ba ba ba ba baaa)
And we all get together when we bury our friends
(Ba ba ba, ba ba baaa)
Its been 8 bitter years since I’ve been seeing your face
(Ba ba ba, ba ba baaa)
And you’re walking away,
And I will die in this place

Sometimes your scraping sinks so low,
I’m shocked at what you’re capable of
And if this is a coronation,
I ain’t feeling the love
'Cause we’re all a bunch of animals,
And never paid attention in school
So tell me all about your problems,
I was killing before killing was cool
You’re so cool, you’re so cool, so cool

'Cause we all wanna party when a funeral ends.
(Ba ba ba, ba ba baaa)
And we all get together when we bury our friends.
(Ba ba ba, ba ba baaa)
Its been 9 bitter years since I’ve been seeing your face
(Ba ba ba, ba ba baaa)
And you walking away and I will die in this place

You’ll never take me alive, you’ll never take me alive
Do what it takes to survive 'cause I’m still here
You’ll never get me alive, you’ll never take me alive
Do what it takes to survive and I’m still here
You’ll never take me alive, you’ll never get me alive.
Do what it takes to survive and I’m still here
You’ll never get me (get me), you’ll never take me (take me)
You'll never get me alive.

'Cause we all wanna party when the funeral ends.
(Ba ba ba, ba ba baaa)
And we all get together when we bury our friends.
It's been 10 fucking years since
I’ve been seeing your face round here,
And you’re walking away and I will drown in the fear

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Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan

1.Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert. {{{i've yet to do this and it makes me sad}}}
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long" (HECK YES!!)
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.{{{ i have done this quite a few times!!}}}
31. Black is your favorite color.
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.(100 and something…)
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
38. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
42.You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story.
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.
50. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
53. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
54. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not. 55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and Chemical Romantic.
59. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
60. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
67. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
70. You call Gerard "Gee.".
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
72. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
76. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
80. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)

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Ten Commandments of the Black Parade

1. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall accept death as it comes
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers and sisters in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!

The 10 Commandments of MCR♥

1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shalt unleash the bats.
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of My Chemical Romance.
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt ROCK HARD!

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall touch im self as much as posable
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around heaters

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall like to computer games
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Grip Burns’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important thing
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall have a guitar named pansy
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every 8 mouths
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it giv im hell kid

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall kill cameras and hurt frank
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
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101 THINGS THAT I LOVE ABOUT GERARD WAY!!

1. His smile
2. His artistic vision
3. His politeness
4. His sense of humor
5. The way he says “tour”
6. His humbleness
7. His laugh
8. The way he says his "r"s
9. His VOICE!!
10. His passion for everythin he talks about!
11. The was he turned his life around
12. His hair (no matter what color, we still love it!!)
13. His angelic face
14. His lyrics
15. His love for theatrics
16. His overdramaticness
17. His acting
18. His brotherly love
19. His respect toward women
20. His shyness!
21. His music
22. His costumes
23. His suits
24. His sweet jackets
25. His makeup!
26. His humble beginnings
27. HIS LOVE 4 HORROR MOVIES!
28. The fact that he’s from New Jersey
29. His affection for his fans
30. His creative ability
31. His vocal range
32. His choice of clothes...
33. His pink feather boas
34. His fear of needles
35. His nerdiness...!
36. His drawings
37. His coffee addiction
38. His accepting nature
39. His passion for life
40. His love for his grandma
41. The fact that he wrote a song for his grandma
42. The little red spot under his eye
43. His mysterious ring...!?!?!?!?!
44. His mysterious personal life…
45. The fact that he got rid of Bert
46. His originality
47. The other funny faces he makes
48. His empathy
49. His emphasis on self expression
50. His hatred of “emo”
51. His signature
52. His perfect jawline
53. The way he writes on his arms!!!!!!!
54. His stage antics
55. His screaming
56. His moaning
57. The other random noises he makes
58. Everybody tie your shoes clap clap!
59. His love for eating microphones
60. The way he inspires people
61. His big sunglasses
62. His big vocabulary
63. His devotion to his music
64. His youthfulness
65. His hip shaking
66. His "stoopid" ness
67. His role playing
68. His histrionic tendencies
69. His brilliant ideas
70. His Dance Moves
71. The way he likes to lick…things…lol
72. They way he talks out of only one side of his mouth
73. His hands
74. His emotiveness
75. The way he gets the audience involved during shows
76. The way that he could get people to sing him happy birthday on any day of the year
77. His eyes
78. The way he puts everything into his performances
79. His cursing
80. His love for comic books and Super Heroes
81. His decision to become sober
82. His silliness
83. His English accent…lol
84. The way fame hasn’t changed him
85. That he used to stalk Christina Ricci
86. His wanting to better himself
87. His affection for his bandmates
88. His skeleton pajamas- WOO YEY!
89. His boots
90. His obsession with death
91. That he’s proud of where he came from
92. His love for musicals
93. His love for the camera
94. The way that he never lets anyone else talk in interviews
95. His bunny face…lol
96. The good messages he brings
97. His speeches
98. The way he cares about people
99. His confidence
100. His stage presence
101. His arms
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MCR= Everything
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*92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!"
*92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile"
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If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage
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We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
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Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, f*ck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream f*ck you to anyone who starts sh*t with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
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MCRmy:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood,sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Ray Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "
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This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.

This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
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My Chem Qoutes
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic"s best friend!" - Gerard
"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it"s because I was drunk for three years." - Gerard
"Well, I"m half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer" - Gerard
"This ain't gonna cut the mustard" - Gerard
"Now all you need do is catch the flu, have your mum yell at you for not calling, and your in My Chemical Romance" - Gerard
So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?" - Gerard
"Is that a boa?? I sure do loveee boas" - Gerard
"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches." - Frank Iero
Cameraman: So, did you read Ellen DeGeneres"s new book?
Frank: Yeah.
Cameraman: How was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian.
First kiss. With who and where? - Leah Miller of Much Music
That was actually how I met Bob - Frank
Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It"s a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That"s not the plural of moose, it"s moosi.
Gerard: F*ck off, it"s meese.
Frank: I"d date Gerard.
The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops.
Mikey Way
This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there"s quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Mikey Way
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One day skittles and gummybears will take over the world. But they need our help. Please put this in your profiles and signatures to help them on their way to world domination! Hooray for world domination that tastes really good!
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My Chemical Addiction!!!

"TASTES LIKE SOMEONE STOLE MY WALLET!"

//MCR Is Our
Religon\ //Concerts Are Our
Church\ //MCR Fans Are The
Choir\ //Mikey, Bob, Ray And
Frank Are Our Preachers\
//GERARD IS OUR GOD\
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We live Life On The Murder Scene but its all just a Black Parade, and when I Bring You My Bullets; You Better Bring Me Your Love so I don't have to give you Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge

This is dedicated to, Everyone who was a demolition lover, Who was NEVER okay, Who was welcomed to the Black Parade. This is for, Every, Patient, Helena and Harmless vampire, This is for, Every single fan who may never get to see them play, Who live life on the murder scene, Who cried watching The Ghost Of You, Who cried watching Famous Last Words, This is for every, Fan who worried about Bobs burn, Who are obsessed with Rays hair, Who mourned the loss of Mikeys glasses, Who worry about Franks health, And those who help Gerard stay sober, This is to, Everyone whos not afraid to keep on living, Lets crash the Cementery Gates! We will have the band and eachother, To the very end!
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Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
_SKITTLES OR MnMS?_
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!F*CK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumba$$ that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like sh*t.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna f*ck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys f*cked up my samich and let me eat it.
I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so f*cking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this f*cking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared sh*tless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pi$$ed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Okay new subject.Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: F*CK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
_OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?_
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are f*cked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumba$$!
_OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?_
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his a$$ and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't f*cked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: F*CK YOU!
Gerard: F*CK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO F*CK A COW!
Gerard: GO F*CK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO F*CK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBA$$!!!!
_OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE_
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO F*CK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!

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GERARD:





FRANK:




MIKEY:



RAY:



BOB:


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AND JUST A BIT OF FRERARD:

[size=700]HOLY SHIZ-NITS[/size]





Ok....I'm bored now!!