
- Name
- Maxine
- Age
- -
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Candy World O.O
Contact
- PM
- Send a private message
- Friends
- Add to friends
- MSN
- ask me if you want it
- MySpace
- I don't have one, don't need one, don't WANT one!
About
I’m the idiot who looked directly at the eclipse because the hobo with a pet racoon told her to
I’m the one who killed the guy who didn’t like My Chemical Romance
I’m the loser who told the popular kids she didn’t need to talk to them because the trees were better listeners

I’m the girl who when someone buys her an expensive ring she cries and says ‘all I wanted was a Haribo ring!’
I’m the freak who sings Christmas songs in Geography because she’s bored
I’m the twat who falls asleep laughing and wakes up crying

I’m the punk who thought she invented a cure for loneliness, but then realised not everyone was happy talking to rubber ducks
I’m the chick who gets excited when there’s a free David Attenborough documentary in the Sunday Mail
I’m the weirdo who got into maths when she discovered she could type dirty words in the calculator

I’m the obsessive stalker who when someone Sais ‘Jack Sparrow’ she corrects them by screaming ‘Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!’
I’m the student who when she got told to write a paragraph on her hero, she wrote a book on how good looking Gerard Way is
I’m the psycho who talks to the TV when it tells her she can get better car insurance

I’m the person who thinks that sea horses were created when the demon horses from The Ring drowned in the sea
I’m the dork who spends hours searching for a pint of milk on eBay at night because she’s scared to go outside encase the vampires try to sell her Jack’s cow again
You know when you see an opportunity to do something bad, but you hear that voice in your head saying ‘don’t do it, you know you shouldn’t’, well I’m the louder voice that’s screaming
‘Do it you punk! Go on! NOW!!!

No word of a lie....
Because I'm Twatty like that


I’m the one who killed the guy who didn’t like My Chemical Romance
I’m the loser who told the popular kids she didn’t need to talk to them because the trees were better listeners

I’m the girl who when someone buys her an expensive ring she cries and says ‘all I wanted was a Haribo ring!’
I’m the freak who sings Christmas songs in Geography because she’s bored
I’m the twat who falls asleep laughing and wakes up crying

I’m the punk who thought she invented a cure for loneliness, but then realised not everyone was happy talking to rubber ducks
I’m the chick who gets excited when there’s a free David Attenborough documentary in the Sunday Mail
I’m the weirdo who got into maths when she discovered she could type dirty words in the calculator

I’m the obsessive stalker who when someone Sais ‘Jack Sparrow’ she corrects them by screaming ‘Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!’
I’m the student who when she got told to write a paragraph on her hero, she wrote a book on how good looking Gerard Way is
I’m the psycho who talks to the TV when it tells her she can get better car insurance

I’m the person who thinks that sea horses were created when the demon horses from The Ring drowned in the sea
I’m the dork who spends hours searching for a pint of milk on eBay at night because she’s scared to go outside encase the vampires try to sell her Jack’s cow again
You know when you see an opportunity to do something bad, but you hear that voice in your head saying ‘don’t do it, you know you shouldn’t’, well I’m the louder voice that’s screaming
‘Do it you punk! Go on! NOW!!!

No word of a lie....
Because I'm Twatty like that


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Hey im Tam! I love ur pics of urself!
The Deranged Child, November 24th, 2008 at 09:44:20pm
Hey im Tam! I love ur pics of urself!
The Deranged Child, November 24th, 2008 at 09:44:19pm
Baa!! xXgaspXx Baa!!
Sorry! i haven't talked to you in a month!! EEK!
*runs around in circles*
...So, how are you doing??
baa?
MCR_GUARDIAN_VAMPIRE, November 8th, 2008 at 04:40:15am
lol love ur profile
Larry_is_a_duck666, November 7th, 2008 at 05:47:29pm
Heya! Haven't talked in ages. How're you?
yousawnothing, November 5th, 2008 at 02:27:59pm
Glad u had a nice Ieroween. Yeah im not much of snow person, but when its cold, im this hyper person who wont stop talking. its odd....
McrGummiBear_x, November 2nd, 2008 at 10:42:46pm
lol aww, it can't be that bad. now i live in canada it gets f*cking cold here. its uber lame
forever always ends., November 2nd, 2008 at 06:51:12am
Dude its been lyk days since i been on INO, *coughdrama/friendissuescough* but yeah that crap is over. ne ways, Ieroween is awesomness! How bout u???
McrGummiBear_x, October 31st, 2008 at 11:21:03pm
haha probably not, snow? wow, where do you live?
forever always ends., October 30th, 2008 at 08:54:14pm
awesome, i should do that lol it sounds like fun.
forever always ends., October 29th, 2008 at 06:57:56pm
haha sweet
forever always ends., October 27th, 2008 at 09:28:58pm
haha awwww bless. that movie was not as gud as the othes though. haha.
hug-an-emo, October 26th, 2008 at 05:00:37pm
im swell tar how meh fellow twatian?
hug-an-emo, October 25th, 2008 at 08:55:05pm
not to much, quite bored. yourself?
forever always ends., October 23rd, 2008 at 06:51:34pm
hi there =]
forever always ends., October 20th, 2008 at 09:23:35pm