we_r_4evr_parading06

we_r_4evr_parading06
Name
Ashy
Age
14
Gender
Female
Location
My Own Little World

Member since August 8th, 2008

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Hello, I am Ashy.
Not much to say.
I adore music and My Chemical Romance is my favorite band followed by the White Stripes, HIM, and the Smashing Pumpkins. I love way more bands, but I don't feel like using up a bunch of space on that. Just ask.
My friends are the people keeping me alive. I adore them and I miss them terribley. My profile is dedicated to them. I update with new conversations every now and then. They're pretty funny.

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My friends are geniuses. Get over it.

Ashy: I thought you were a believer.
Megan Ann: It's not that I don't believe...I'm just a little slow.

Danny: My show is 'Flip That Box'. Don't go on Kevin's show. It's 'Flip Off That Box'.

Erin: Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts like Frank with no pants on.

Ashy: Get that motherf*cking cat out of my bed!
Megan Ann: But he likes it here.

Kevin: Give me back my WAND!!!...er, I mean, pen

Danny: Mr. Dolphin, how many licks does it take to completely suck your body dry of blood?

Ashy: So you won't freak out if I tell you I have a big crush on a gay guy?
Megan Ann: WHAAAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A GAY GUY?!?! ...that must suck....

Ashy: She described him as 'mousy'.
Danny: What's mousy?
Ashy:Of or pertaining to a...mouse?
Danny:OH! I thought you meant "moose-ee". I was like, what the heck is that?

Kevin: I wanna see your bedroom, I wanna see your bedroom, I wanna see your bedroom!
Ashy: That sounds so wrong.
Kevin: Oh, hey you're right.
Ashy: Get out of my house.

Ashy: Paint my fence!
Kevin: You are NOT Tom Sayer, but you have a very persuasive voice so go get me a paint brush!
Social Studies Teacher: Oh, the things I hear when I sit by you guys.
Kevin: Get me a paintbrush d*mn it!

Megan Ann: I'm sure Erin has fantasies about Frank about three times a week.
Ashy: Oh please, I bet she has them every night. It's a wonder how she gets any sleep.

Erin: Don't yell at me I'm drunk!!! *falls onto desk*

Kevin: Hello?
Ashy:Hello
Kevin:Who is this?
Ashy:Ashy
Kevin:Wait...who?
Ashy:ASHY
Kevin:I think she hung up.
Ashy:I DID NOT HANG UP YOU LOSER!
Kevin:*hangs up phone*
Ashy:Idiot...

Megan Ann: Ooh, I have an idea. We should invite Jesse and Ben to the haunted caves with us. Maybe we'll get scared and they can hold us...
Ashy: How the heck are we going to get Ben and Jesse to go somewhere with us?
Megan Ann: I talk to Ben all the time. I bet he'd go.
Ashy: Ok, but what about Jesse? I've spoken to him, like, once.
Megan Ann: Just start talking to him and we'll go in 2 weeks.
Ashy: But he has a boyfriend!! *cries*
Megan Ann: Oh...yeah...

Danny: If giraffes were a food they'd be pancakes.

Danny: Wait, Ashy, stop running! If you run then the cops will think we're suspicious!
Ashy: I don't want to go to Juvie!
Danny: You won't go to Juvie. We didn't do anything.
Ashy: Then why is the cruiser following us?
Danny: *turns around* Holy Crap! *starts running*

Ashy: Ok, now I know what we should have written on the playground equipment.
Megan Ann: What?
Ashy: It's two simple words...
Megan Ann: What?!
Ashy: Touch me
Megan Ann: Ha ha that's perfect....you touched Jesse.
Ashy: You touched him for me you little ho.
Megan Ann: Sorry...

Random girl at park: SHUT UP!
Megan Ann and Ashy: Bite me, b*tch!

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